The Most Popular Comedian

The popularity of Wen Zecheng and Rong Yuheng is too high, basically to the extent that they are out of the circle.Even if the police don't chase stars, they have heard of these two names.

At this moment, they all froze in place.

"Wen Zecheng? Rong Yuheng?" The captain glanced suspiciously at the two, "Take off the hood."

Wen Zecheng's psychological quality is extremely strong, without the slightest hesitation, he calmly raised his hand and took off his head full of equipment.Under the hood, there is a handsome and cold face that is very familiar to the public.

Everyone: ... Hiss! !It's really the great actor Wen Zecheng.

It's so handsome up close, the real person has more aura than the screen!

As soon as Wen Zecheng took off the hood, Rong Yuheng next to him basically confirmed his identity.

The onlookers collectively turned their eyes to Rong Yuheng, waiting for him to take off the hood together.

Some melon eaters even took out their mobile phones, ready to witness this historic moment.

Under the hood, Rong Yuheng's mentality collapsed to the point that there was nothing left - this shit!Not only to be on the hot search, but also to make a reservation on the headlines! ! !

Wen Zecheng was still poking at him, "Zai Zai, pick it up, it's all exposed anyway."

Rong Yuheng: Woohoo.

He took off the hood without love, and the moment his face was seen again, he heard the sound of exclamation and gasping clearly coming from around him.

"Hiss...! The star is really good-looking, and her skin is in good condition."

"Wow wow wow, I was suddenly poked to the point of cuteness...Wen Zecheng and Rong Yuheng standing together are really eye-catching."

"Good match! It's just that the headgear is a little sick hahahaha..."

"Oh my god, what the hell, I'm dying of laughter. I thought I caught the suspect, but it turned out that Yicheng Yiyu came for a premarital examination... Eh? Wait, a premarital examination!!!??"

Rong Yuheng: ...

The police confirmed the identities of the two, and they were relieved.The captain scratched his head embarrassingly, "Oh, I'm sorry, we are also doing business for the safety of the people, and it's all right now, you go ahead."

Rong Yuheng glanced at him faintly, and then Wen Zerong pinched his neck and carried him into his arms to comfort him gently... Wen Zerong said to the policeman, "It's okay, it's because we acted suspiciously and caused you trouble."

"No, no, no... I wish you two a happy wedding and a smooth premarital examination."

The police left, but the crowd has not yet dispersed.

This is Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng, the top traffickers, coming for a premarital examination, big news!

Wen Zecheng and Rong Yuheng could only form a ball arm in arm, break through the barriers of the crowd, and quickly sneak into the hospital to go through the procedures related to the premarital examination.

Rong Yuheng's footsteps along the way were all erratic, and he never stepped on the ground.

Wen Zecheng put his arms around his waist, like holding a standing sign, and dragged his stiff cub up and down the stairs in parallel.

"Woooooo..." Rong Yuheng whimpered with empty eyes, "It didn't work out as expected, it's a bad start!"

Wen Zecheng sighed, he was actually fine, he didn't particularly care about Weibo hot searches and external image.

And being on the trending search with Rong Yuheng, whether it's good or bad, he feels a strange sense of satisfaction—it's like the two of them can share the blessings and share the difficulties.

"It's not just a hot search, it's just an understatement that adds to your gorgeous entertainment career."

Rong Yuheng choked up for two seconds, and then he was actually comforted.

He thought about it, and the reason why he was sad might not be that he was on the trending search, but that all his hard preparation had backfired.

This is too hurt the self-esteem of a precious hamster!

In addition to the routine general physical examination, the premarital examination items also have birth-related examinations.Seeing that they were all men, the doctor crossed out the fertility check rather unpretentiously, "You don't need to do this, just check the basic physical condition and whether there are any infectious diseases."

Wen Zecheng pursed his lips, "I think it's better to make one just to be on the safe side."

The doctor glanced at him sideways, "It's fine, I'm just helping you save money and time, and in the end I still have to respect your wishes."

He thought, Wen Zecheng probably wants to do the whole set if he wants to come, even if he doesn't need to have children, it's better to check whether his physical condition is normal.

Wen Zezheng, "Although I haven't given birth yet, what if Rong Rong wants it in the future?"

Doctor, "... what?"

Rong Yuheng, "..." The headgear might have damaged the headgear of his warm boss.

Wen Zerong fondled Rong Yuheng's small head, "Rong Rong quite likes children, and I respect his wishes."

Rong Yuheng remained expressionless, "Please respect my objective physical condition."

doctor,"……"

After a while, he added one more item to the physical examination: brain department.

After a day's physical examination, they were still very tired. They didn't have time to turn on their phones to read information until all the items were checked.

Unsurprisingly, Shi Qiu and Qu Youhe's reprimands almost flooded WeChat—even though they were on vacation, they had no vacation experience from the beginning to now!

[Shi Qiu]: [picture] [picture]? ? ?

[Shi Qiu]: What are you doing dressed up like this! !

【Shi Qiu】: I'm so tired, me. [die]

Rong Yuheng buried her head in the ostrich, "Oh..."

[Qu Youhe]: Brother Cheng? ? hello? ? [picture]

[Qu Youhe]: When Rong Yuheng messed around, you also made trouble?

[Qu Youhe]: Are you planning to fade away as a film star and come back as a comedian?

Wen Zecheng lowered his head with a guilty conscience, "Oh..."

Rong Yuheng on the side looked sideways, "?"

His ferocious owner seemed to have said something at that moment?

The results of the premarital examination came out on the same day, and both of them were excellent in all indicators except their brains.

Wen Zecheng felt relieved, and happily prepared to go to the marriage registration the next day.

It has only been a few years since the policy on same-sex marriage was opened, and Wen Zecheng and Rong Yuheng are considered to be the first wave of same-sex married couples since the policy was opened.

Although there are still some people who do not recognize same-sex unions, with the development of society and the flow of information in the future, people's recognition of same-sex will gradually increase.

Because the more developed the civilization, the more tolerant the concept.

The next day, the two sat in the back seat of their Maserati, spreading out together.

Rong Yuheng had done a good job of mental preparation, took out his phone and opened Weibo, and sure enough, the trending search on the headlines was #选城一见marriage insurance was arrested#.

Rong Yuheng, "..."

Wen Zeleng glanced at him meaningfully, "What do you think?"

Repent, hamster.

Rong Yuheng, "It rhymes, awesome."

Wen Zecheng, "?"

However, not only the trending searches, but even the front page of social news and Weibo news feeds are "Choose a city with a hood and a premarital examination and be surrounded by suspicious elements."

The bottom of the news is full of pictures and texts——

Standing among the crowd of onlookers, the slender and temperamental two people are an extremely eye-catching picture, but it seems absurd in this situation... probably because the hoods are a little tight, and the expressions on their hoods are hideous. .

The laughter in the comment area almost washed away the text:

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Let me tell you who the hell are these two Kangkang?"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I've been thinking every day what new poses they can use to go on trending searches, but I never thought they were almost detained!"

"I laughed so hard, what do these two people think?"

"What are you doing? Hahahahahaha, forget about Rong Goose, I'm already used to his magical operations, why did Brother Cheng join in!?"

"Help, is this the husband who sings the husband! The premarital examination is the premarital examination, why are you dressed so suspiciously? [Laughing]"

……

Rong Yuheng numbly flipped through the "hahahaha" in the comment area, and finally turned off the phone screen with a click.

Unexpectedly, no one pays attention to the breaking point of the premarital examination, this year's CP fans are not sincere enough at all!

They only want to read the master's jokes, and they don't want to read beautiful fairy tales!

When they arrived at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Wen Zecheng and Rong Yuheng got out of the car together.

They were dressed very formally today, and they even dressed up in the morning.One is because they are going to take pictures today, and the other is that they are going to let passers-by, fans, paparazzi and so on take a good sneak shot, trying to regain the reputation of the two on Weibo.

As soon as Wen Zecheng and Rong Yuheng appeared in the office hall of the Civil Affairs Bureau, they attracted everyone's attention.

Passers-by and fans present were all excited:

"Ah, it's Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng! Yesterday I had a premarital examination, and today I really came to get the certificate!"

"Wow! I met Isrio when I chose a city! It's so beautiful~"

"I don't like cp, but 'lover will eventually get married' is very touching no matter what time it is~"

"Woooooooooo married! I'm crying, what kind of fairy love is this!"

"...Honey, didn't we come to get the certificate too, why didn't we see how excited you were?"

"Steel straight man! You don't understand anything, woo woo woo...!"

Rong Yuheng and Wen Zerong waited obediently in line at the back. During this time, people kept turning their heads to look at them. Rong Yuheng straightened his back and glanced around from the corner of his eye, but no one took pictures.

Rong Yuheng frowned slightly. He tugged at Wen Zerong's arm, and leaned over to force him in a low voice, "After what happened yesterday, are we out of breath? No one took pictures and posted on Weibo."

Wen Zecheng couldn't figure out what fans and passers-by were thinking. He even grinned and gave Rong Yuheng a rather blunt smirk, "Could it be that I have something on my teeth, and it would be indecent if I took pictures?"

Rong Yuheng pinched his mouth and squeezed it into a Kodak duck, "Don't smile like that when you take pictures later, it's too ugly."

Wen Zecheng, who was called ugly for the first time in more than [-] years of his life, "..."

Wen Zezhen didn't believe it, he let out a breath from his mouth, "How ugly can it be?"

Rong Yuheng, "It's so ugly that I can only be with you because of your talent."

"..." He withered.

The two played with each other for a while, and suddenly noticed that someone not far away took out their mobile phone and secretly took pictures.They held each other's lips.

A guess emerged in Rong Yuheng's mind, but he didn't dare to confirm it. He raised his eyes to Wen Zecheng, who actually conveyed the same message in his eyes.

Rong Yuheng brewed it in his mouth for a few seconds, then slowly opened his mouth and pulled out a row of shiny and fine silver threads...

Immediately, the mobile phones all around were lifted up one after another!

Rong Yuheng closed his mouth for a second!She scanned the surroundings sharply——I forgot, this group of people really only wanted to take their ugly photos!

The serious photos are nothing to them!

Rong Yuheng, whose conjecture was confirmed, plunged his head into Wen Zerong's arms sadly, and bowed back and forth in despair, "It's over, I won't be an idol in my life, I can only be a comedian! "

Wen Zezheng patted him on the back and comforted him softly, "At any rate, you just make your debut. Wouldn't it be even worse for someone like me who was forced to transform and couldn't go back to the past?"

In the end, this kind of consolation method of pitiful comparison succeeded in comforting Rong Yuheng.

Not long after, it was his turn to take pictures with the two of them.

Wen Zecheng and Rong Yuheng sat upright in front of the set, and Rong Yuheng slightly showed a beautiful smile, with 35.74% gentleness like water, 39.67% enthusiasm like fire, and 24.59% wind and rain, After adjusting the precise expression, he turned to the camera without moving.

Photographer behind the lens:  …

After taking pictures for decades, this is the first time I have seen such colorful and precise expressions.

In stark contrast to Rong Yuheng was Wen Zecheng beside him.Wen Zecheng smiled without showing his teeth, and the corners of his mouth were raised to a standard arc of official makeup, which looked very much like a fake business!

The photographer said, "Mr. Wen, please...be more sincere and natural, otherwise it will look like a fake marriage."

Rong Yuheng's precisely adjusted expression was out of proportion for a moment.

He stabilized his mind, readjusted to the original proportion, and turned his head slowly, "Are you not sincere?"

Wen Zezhen was frustrated, "I'm afraid you'll think I'm ugly when you laugh out your teeth."

Onlookers: ………

This sounds so hypocritical!

After finally taking the photos on the marriage certificate, Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng finally relaxed their faces and went to the registration window together.

Wen Zezhen stretched out his hand to rub the face of his precious hamster, and started the blind actor massage service, "After receiving the certificate, there will be an oath, think about what we will say then."

Rong Yuheng, who was too lazy to think, directly brought out their cp super chat and put it on the top, "Choose a city once, and the years will last forever."

Wen Zecheng, "You are not simply copying, you are minimally copying."

Rong Yuheng sneered, "I can't think of it."

Wen Zecheng held him down like a pig worm, "It's better to say, I would like to spend my life raising you."

Rong Yuheng looked at Wen Zezhen without saying a word, leaving him to savor it carefully.

After five or six seconds, Wen Zecheng rejected his proposal with some discomfort, "Forget it, it's not only a simple imitation, but also a bit greasy."

Rong Yuheng nodded, "Second."

After confirming the procedures at the window and receiving the big red book, the two of them were still in a state of dissociation, their minds were full of "what should I say about the oath".

The staff behind the window looked at the seemingly incompatible two people, and was speechless for a moment: It seems that a chance meeting in a city is not so real.

"Do you two have any oath to say?"

"Yes!" Wen Zeleng suddenly recovered and hurriedly answered.

Don't be startled by the staff's sudden surprise, she stroked her heart and calmed her breath, "Please tell me."

Wen Zezheng held back for a long time and couldn't figure it out. The imminent moment was imminent, so he could only hold Rong Yuheng's hand and put it on his chest, "The little hamster who is the owner..."

Rong Yuheng was pulled by the claws, and stuck out his head, waiting earnestly for Wen Zeleng to finish his oath.

Wen Zecheng racked his brains for half a minute, but couldn't come up with anything.He had no choice but to pinch Rong Yuheng's claws, and shook the pot with a calm expression, "It's your turn."

"...??"

Rong Yuheng squinted at Wen Zecheng for a moment, and then generously chose not to argue with him, "Only eat honey and not suffer~"

Wen Zecheng pursed his lower lip, then couldn't hold back his smile.There was a soft light in his eyes, he lowered his head and touched Rong Yuheng's forehead, "Okay, I'll give you all the candies."

Staff: ...Oh, day, choose a city and meet isrio——!

After leaving the Civil Affairs Bureau, the two stood at the door with their big red notebooks in their hands.

The smooth skin reflects the sun's rays, making it sacred and solemn.It is obviously a thin book, but it seems to be heavy in the hand at the moment.

This is the certificate.

Rong Yuheng was still in a daze.It seems to be an understatement than he imagined, but there is something different in his heart.

The two got into the car, Rong Yuheng had just raised the window when Wen Zerong grabbed his waist.Suddenly there was a warm and wet touch on the earlobe, and the slightly excited snort hit his cheek, stirring up a wave of heat.

Rong Yuheng tilted his head slightly, pressed against Wen Zecheng's chest and pushed, and couldn't help but glance at the driver's seat, "Don't make trouble..." There are outsiders here.

Wen Zecheng held the marriage certificate in one hand, almost making a wrinkle in the little red book.His chest was heaving, his handsome face was stained with desire, and he leaned towards Rong Yuheng with lowered eyelashes.

"I got the certificate." Wen Zezhen called him under his throat, "Baby."

Rong Yuheng's throat moved, and Wen Zecheng didn't often call him "baby", only when he was on the bed, he couldn't help but call twice.

Also, when you need to coax him to do something, or if you are afraid that he will get angry, you will yell at him flatteringly, which is very nasty and poke him.

But now this "baby" seems to have a different meaning.

It's like an open and aboveboard oath, and it's like restraint from the depths of love.

Rong Yuheng inexplicably heard the feeling of deep love.He thought that if he wasn't a man, maybe Wen Zecheng would call him "wife", but he changed his name to "baby", which was more natural and affectionate than "wife".

Rong Yuheng stretched out his hand to hold him, and whispered, "Go home first."

……

Bang, the bedroom door was slammed shut impatiently.

With a "bang", Rong Yuheng's back was pressed against the door, and their bodies were tightly attached to each other. Wen Zecheng lowered his head and kissed one after another.

Warm, eager, thick, lingering.

"Baby." He whispered into Rong Yuheng's ear, and the person in his arms gave a vague "um".

"I'm your husband now." Wen Zecheng pressed one hand on Rong Yuheng's lips, the full and rosy lips were squeezed and rubbed, revealing the small white teeth behind.

Wen Zezheng's eyes were dark and his breathing was heavy. He was aroused by the phrase "husband" in his own words, and now he was holding on to the pressure and refused to let go, "Call me and listen."

Rong Yuheng was surrounded by Wen Zerong's strong masculine breath, and Wen Zerong's strong thigh was stuck in, making him unable to move at all.

Rong Yuheng listened to the sound of "baby" and "husband", her heart was burning with embarrassment, and she almost couldn't stand up, but this person was still acting as if he was stimulated.

"Relax, hiss..." Rong Yuheng squeezed desperately towards the door panel, trying to put a little distance away, so as not to let Wen Zezhen provoke his more obvious reaction.

However, Wen Zezhen was unwilling to let go, and pressed his thumb on his lips directly into it, touching the soft tip of his tongue.

"Honey, call me husband."

Rong Yuheng was so ashamed that he exploded.In the most embarrassing times before, he was just being forced to call him "Brother". Even if he can say this title, he can still accept it——

But what is a "husband"!He's never called it out of his mouth.

When he didn't open his mouth, Wen Zezhen pressed against him.

"What did you say when you took the oath just now? The little hamster who is the owner..."

"Only, only eat honey and not suffer...?" Rong Yuheng looked at him in confusion, is there a problem?

"Didn't you say to eat honey? If you call out, I'll give you some."

Rong Yuheng was rubbed so dizzy, he subconsciously asked, "What honey are you giving me?"

Wen Zecheng lowered his eyes and smiled lightly, then gave a firm arch——

"Um…!"

"Eat a lollipop."

The author has something to say: Wen Zecheng (excited): I have been waiting for this moment for a long time, call me husband!call husband!

Rong Yuheng: ...

[The fragment before modification has guidance in the vb copywriting column]

Ps. Because it is the same world background as the previous "Roommate", so the setting is also same-sex marriageable.