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During dinner, Rong Yuheng didn't even go downstairs to eat.

Fortunately, neither Rong Congyan nor Rong Tianshen was at home, and no one called him.Wen Zecheng went to the kitchen to bring the two of them's meals back to the bedroom, and as soon as the door closed, Rong Yuheng met Rong Yuheng's resentful eyes.

"It's all swollen here." Like a spoiled delicate flower, Rong Yuheng touched his swollen and sore lips distressedly, and gasped suddenly, "Hiss..."

Wen Zezheng's eyes became deep again, "Don't touch it, or I will always feel that you are flirting with me."

Rong Yuheng immediately shut up and closed his hands, took the dinner plate and put it on the bedside table.He glanced at it and said, "I don't even have any appetite."

Wen Zerong picked up the stool and sat down, and said nonsense with his eyes open, "Normal, sweets are unappetizing."

Rong Yuheng thought of the lollipop that Wen Zerong forced into his mouth just now, and suddenly he felt bad again.And he said not to eat it, yet Wen Zezheng was still trying to trick him with his coquettish words.

"Drink some soup first," Wen Zecheng held the bowl to him, "press the taste in your throat."

"..." Rong Yuheng glanced at Wen Zerong, "The owner is really considerate."

Wen Zecheng still didn't hear the irony, and corrected him sweetly, "Now it's not the owner, it's the husband."

Rong Yuheng pouted, "Old man."

Wen Zecheng, "Really?"

"..." Rong Yuheng struggled for a few seconds between talking and protecting himself, and then chose the latter, "It must not be."

Wen Zezhen pampered his dog's head lovingly, "Hey, let's eat."

...

The wedding was settled, the marriage certificate was received, and the next step was to take wedding photos.

Rong Yuheng didn't forget those three paparazzi, he also found out Wen Zeleng's "extreme creativity" on Weibo, and reminded the latter, "You said to find them when taking wedding photos, so you can't break your promise."

Wen Zezheng glanced at the trumpet that once made waves. Ever since netizens found out that they were married, people have checked in under this comment every day.

"On the Nth day when I received the certificate in the city, did you take any wedding photos?"

"You better do what you say~/doge"

"Hahahaha archeology is so much fun @陈柏萤的小号 So when are you going to take wedding photos?"

These few most popular comments were all left a few days ago. Wen Zezhen was in a good mood at the moment, so he decided to turn over his cards and give back to the cp fans who were waiting for food.

He turned his head and smacked Rong Yuheng's head twice, "Shall we take wedding photos in the past few days?"

Rong Yuheng's hair stood up from being poked by Wen Zerong. He rubbed his hair and checked the weather forecast on his mobile phone, "It's ok, the weather is pretty good these few days."

Wen Zecheng picked up his mobile phone and replied with a trumpet:

"@丁MR@帕琼兴哥@宋小田 are the three teachers free, please make an appointment to take wedding photos in the next few days."

It took less than 5 minutes for Wen Zezheng to post a comment, and the following Weibo completely exploded——

After hearing the news, all the passers-by cp fans rushed to the bottom of this comment, shouting and booing and leaving a message:

"Wow!!! Are you really going to take a wedding photo?"

"Oh my god! At that time, I still had a dreamlike fantasy when I saw Brother Cheng's trumpet comment, but I didn't expect it to come true today [groundhog screams]"

"I got it, I got it, I got it... It's too sweet, it's too sweet, it's too sweet!!"

"Teacher photography, brother Cheng cue you—"

Not long after, the photographer heard the news and popped his head:

"Taking wedding photos for Yicheng Yiyu, you must be free! [Jebiebi~]"

Netizen: "Oh oh oh oh! Dreams come true!"

Rong Yuheng and the three paparazzi were originally good friends. After interacting with each other on Weibo, they got in touch immediately in private.

The date and photographer have been set, but the location of the photoshoot has become a problem—Choose City is too popular, so I have to find a place where there are no outsiders, and I have to find a good view.

In the living room of the Rong family, Rong Yuheng, Rong Congyan, and Wen Zecheng sat around the sofa and started a temporary discussion meeting.

Rong Congyan unceremoniously sacrificed his friend You Tianyu, like throwing a poke ball, "You Tianyu has a private island, you can go to him to take pictures."

Rong Yuheng rejoiced, "There are such good things in the world!"

Wen Zezhen was a little reluctant, "You Tianyu? He is my number one love rival."

Wen Zezheng even imagined a dog blood theater, "And the private island is too unsafe, people outside can't get in, people inside can't get out, you can be imprisoned easily..."

Rong Yuheng covered his mouth in horror, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Wen Zezhen opened his little hands and put them into his arms, "Xunguang's latest serialized fan art, "The Survival of the Enchanted Hamster"."

Rong Yuheng was silent, this has already deviated from the category of "Once in a Choice City" fan art, right?There is a weird visual sense of "Robinson Crusoe".

"Xunguang's treasured sword is probably rusted." Rong Yuheng sighed.

"I think it's more agile." It was rare for Wen Zecheng not to echo Rong Yuheng's words, "When you raise a knife with your hand, it's like a shark kills your heart."

"..."

The two of them were chattering, when Rong Congyan on the side suddenly poked his head over, hesitated for a moment, and then lowered his face and asked, "Where can I read her articles? Is it Baidu?"

Rong Yuheng's expression was complicated, "Baidu's articles are basically pirated articles. Although there is no charge for fanart, the nature is still pirated articles. If you dare to read Xunguang's pirated articles, she can send you a burst of complaint letters."

Rong Congyan was frightened, and immediately followed the instructions to download an app, register and follow.

Wen Zecheng watched the whole process. He saw that Rong Congyan had written his nickname as "Rong Congyan" very sincerely, and replaced his avatar with a profile photo. He inexplicably thought of his WeChat from a long time ago.

At that time, he was still a straight man of steel with no interest. Now that he thinks back, he used such a staid WeChat account to add the most interesting Rong Yuheng in the world, and Wen Zeleng felt ashamed.

But now, Rong Congyan is repeating his mistakes.

Wen Zecheng felt secretly happy from the bottom of his heart: hee hee.

Rong Yuheng also took a glance, "Brother, why is your real name and real photo?"

Rong Congyan raised his head, "What else?"

Wen Zerong poked Rong Yuheng secretly, and the latter felt his brain waves instantly, he looked up at Wen Zerong: You are naughty.

Wen Zecheng laughed harmlessly: Sometimes people always need to learn to grow by themselves.

...

Knowing that Rong Yuheng and Wen Zezhen would borrow his island to take their wedding photos, You Tianyu showed half generosity and half stinginess.

He was arrogant, "It's okay to take pictures of Xiaoheng, but Wen Zecheng has to pay for it."

Rong Yuheng reminded him, "Wen Zecheng and I are married, and now it is the joint property of husband and wife."

You Tianyu missed the good opportunity to attack Wen Zezheng, he suddenly felt heartache and couldn't breathe.he was dying,

"Then you take the photo alone, and don't let Wen Zecheng go to the island. If he wants to take a photo with you, he can find a later stage to post himself."

Rong Yuheng randomly found a group photo of other people on the Internet. Due to the problem of light and color, the people in that group photo seemed to come from different worlds.

"Did you see that, the effect of posting on the P is like this." Rong Yuheng said, "I don't want my wedding photos to look like I'm about to get married in the dark."

You Tianyu, "..."

You Tianyu, who has not lost his humanity, finally clicked on his noble head.

The island has a pleasant climate and beautiful scenery. Three paparazzi photographers led a team and two newcomers to the island, as if opening the door to a new world——

This is the rich man's world!

Since there was no interference from outsiders, the daily shooting went quite smoothly; in addition, both Rong Yuheng and Wen Zecheng came from the entertainment industry, so needless to say about their appearance, their ability to find shots was first-class.

They filmed on the island for four or five days, playing while filming, and estimated that it was almost done, so they planned to call it a day and return.

When the return journey was approaching, Rong Yuheng keenly noticed that Wen Zeleng's mind seemed to be breaking down.

They lived in a resort hotel built by You Tianyu by the sea. It was said to be a hotel, but it was actually only one floor. It was flat on the coastline, with wooden bridges, pools, and glass walls. It was very Hawaiian.

Even the bathroom in the room is made semi-open, half of the ground under the feet is still transparent glass, and there is a pool underneath, swimming with colorful ornamental fish.

Wen Zecheng is sitting on the small soft stool by the bathroom door at the moment staring at the ornamental fish in a daze, Rong Yuheng is collecting clothes, their photos are basically finished, and they are going to leave the day after tomorrow.

"After we go back, we will stay with your father for a few days to see our son. And last time you said that the food restaurant near your home is delicious, I want to eat...Huh? Wen Zezhen?" Rong Yuheng was halfway through the babble, and found that Wen Zezhen was still watching the fish, and immediately let out an unhappy voice, "You're not even listening to me!"

After three seconds, Wen Zezhen turned his head slowly, "What?"

Rong Yuheng threw down his clothes and flew over like a hamster cake, "You really didn't listen to me! You haven't got married yet, you don't have me in your heart!"

Wen Zecheng hurriedly hugged him to prevent him from shaking too much and bringing both of them to the ground, "We are already married."

Rong Yuheng froze for a moment, and then became even more heartbroken, "You turned your face and refused to recognize anyone just after you got married!"

"No, no..." Wen Zezhen poked him vigorously, trying to express his fervent love with bobo strength, "I was thinking about something just now, and my mind was distracted."

"Which goblin are you thinking of?"

"It must be you."

Rong Yuheng didn't believe it, "You think I want to block me?"

Wen Zezhen knew he was wrong, got up and walked towards the other side of the bed, "It's true, I'm thinking about the wedding, I'm so engrossed."

Rong Yuheng was picked up in the air, keenly aware that the traveling route was wrong, he thumped twice trying to land,

"Isn't the wedding handed over to the wedding company? What can happen?"

"I'm thinking about how to create a little surprise for you." Wen Zereng held down the restless him, pushed him down, and opened his mouth while peeling the shell, "After all, my husband loves you the most."

There is no logical connection between words and deeds!

Rong Yuheng screamed after being gnawed, "It's useless to be numb, you...um, wait a minute, this balcony door is not closed!"

Wen Zezheng said stickily, "It's okay, the balcony faces the sea, the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, and no one will come."

Grass!Rong Yuheng was caught off guard and burst into tears, tears almost overflowed, Wen Zezheng was definitely lying to ghosts again!

How can anyone stare at the ornamental fish and think about the wedding and finally think of going to bed?

There is still a week until the wedding ceremony.

Rong Yuheng is a very buddhist and lazy hamster. With the wedding company taking care of all the work, he sits and waits for the wedding with peace of mind.

Wen Zeleng is just the opposite. As a competent owner who has broken his heart for hamsters, he is almost like a supervisor of a wedding company, and the time spent in contact with the wedding company every day far exceeds the time spent with Rong Yuheng.

Rong Yuheng felt outrageous about this.

He was lying on the bed right now, swinging his two white and straight calves, nibbling on the snack cake, "Owner, didn't the wedding company make any suggestions to you?"

For example, there is a kind of love called letting go.

"I told you to call me husband." Wen Zezhen was now able to issue this command shamelessly, "They didn't give me any advice, only full of blessings."

"What blessing?"

"May we grow old together, never be separated, stay together for a lifetime, for a long time..."

Rong Yuheng was silent for two seconds, then interrupted him, "Do you know why?"

Wen Zecheng probed, "Because we are a good match?"

Rong Yuheng shook his head, "Because they are afraid of your second marriage." Add a daunting repeat customer.

"..."

Even with Rong Yuheng's reminder, Wen Zecheng still did not change his behavior of pressing people.

The wedding of the two came as promised under his nagging.

The official wedding was scheduled for May 22, and Wen Zecheng and Rong Yuheng had to go to the on-site rehearsal two days in advance.

The venue has been set up, and the master of ceremonies is familiar with the lines on the stage.The staff of the wedding team led Wen Zecheng and Rong Yuheng to the dressing room.

The wedding dresses were all custom-made in advance, and a few more sets were ordered to prevent accidents. The two entered the dressing room, and the others retreated.

Wen Zecheng's suit is dark gray with some dark lines, while Rong Yuheng's is light gray with some silver threads dotted on the fabric.The suit adopts a complete three-piece suit, single-breasted, with split waists, which perfectly outlines their figures.

Wen Zecheng finished changing first, straightened his cuffs and looked towards Rong Yuheng.

Rong Yuheng was slow to put on clothes, and now she only put on the vest over the shirt.The thin waist was restrained by the curve of the vest in a beautiful arc, and the straight buttocks were wrapped under the suit pants, and the outline could be faintly revealed through a layer of fabric...

Very textured and alluring.

As soon as Wen Zecheng's throat moved, he couldn't move his eyes away.

His eyes were burning, and they spread all the way close to the line of Rong Yuheng's back.

Rong Yuheng changed his clothes slowly, and was putting on his coat when he heard the staff at the door gently knocking on the door,

"Have the two newcomers changed? Our rehearsal is ready."

Rong Yuheng quickly responded, "It will be ready soon!"

The movement outside the door gradually went away, Rong Yuheng stretched the hem of his clothes and turned his head to greet Wen Zeleng who was sitting on the side, "Master, why are you still sitting so steady, go to the rehearsal."

Wen Zeleng, however, remained motionless as if stuck to the bench, his face flushed slightly.

Rong Yuheng frowned, did Wen Zerong want to regret the marriage?

"Haven't you been looking forward to it all the time, why are you not active at the end?"

Wen Zecheng glanced at him, put his hands on his lap a little awkwardly, and sat upright, "I'm not not active, I'm just... accidentally raised too high, and it's inconvenient to move. "

"What is too high?"

Wen Zecheng pursed his lips and said nothing, and slightly moved his long, strong legs together.

Rong Yuheng was stunned for a moment, and his eyes slid along Wen Zerong's clamped legs to his tight-fitting suit pants...

Fuck!He exploded in a second——

It turned out to be this "too high"! ?

The author has something to say: Wen Zecheng: If you want to be taller, I will too.

Rong Yuheng: ...how could this be the case.