I got pregnant after my cat died [Interstellar]

"Meow."

On an ordinary Monday morning, Shi Wei was woken up by the cat.

The little white guy, or maybe it can't be considered "small".After all, a cat weighing sixteen catties, although the skeleton accounted for part of the reason, was not neutered——

Shi Wei peeled off the pile of butt that was pressing on his face, suspecting that if he continued like this, he would soon be on par with Voldemort.

As punishment, he stretched out his sinful right hand, and quickly grabbed the [beep——] that covered the opponent's fluff.

"Meow--!"

Kakashi kicked his legs suddenly and jumped ten meters away in an instant.He got out of bed, landed on the table and jumped onto the cabinet in one go, then turned and stared at him.Those golden pupils were as sharp as needles, and stood erect from the fur to the tip of the tail.

Someone who was the culprit stared at it blankly.

It looks very innocent.

Regarding the matter of neutering, basically domestic cats have experienced it.It only takes seven days for the male cat to cut the eggs and the female cat to cut the eggs, Elizabeth ①, and the happiness is no longer smiling:-D.

As a responsible new cat slave, Shi Wei certainly knows the importance of neutering.So after estimating that my master was seven or eight months old, I took it to the pet hospital.

Shi Wei really didn't want to look back on what happened that day.

After all, the cat was lying on the operating table, and the anesthesia needle was about to go in. Suddenly, it broke free and hit the doctor's eyes with a meow fist.Then, in the chaos, he raised his scud, leaped onto the light tube of the hospital and rushed towards Shi Wei, leaving three red marks full of resentment on his neck.

Afterwards, Shi Wei kept apologizing and planned to pay some medical expenses.The injured doctor shook his head, rubbed the corners of his eyes and said with a wry smile, your cat came from Shaolin Temple, right?

Shi Wei was so ashamed that he wanted to die.

"I said brother, do you really not do neutering?" Thinking of the incident not long ago, he looked at the other party with some sadness, "It is said that cats that are not neutered will have a short life, and what should you do if you urinate everywhere after you are in heat?

Kakashi squatted on the cabinet, completely unmoved.

"It is said that it will end soon, really, I don't feel much." He recalled the content he had read on Baidu, like a single father who lured his own bear child to go to kindergarten, "Come back and make you secret braised fish, the steps are special The cumbersome kind..."

Kakashi looked at him quietly, and a few seconds later, he suddenly spoke.

He said: "If I sterilize, what will happen to your sexual well-being?"

Shi Wei: "..."

Shi Wei: "...???"

Shi Wei was startled awake.

The horror of "Yaoshou, my Kakashi is still talking nonsense" is still in my heart, and when I open my eyes, I see the ceiling close at hand.Shi Wei subconsciously reached out to touch it, and found that the other party was indeed a dozen or twenty centimeters above him.

Then he came wide awake and realized something was wrong.

There is no real mattress behind, and the whole person seems to be floating in the air.There is no fixed place to live up, down, left, and right.

... It is said that after a person dies, he floats in the air.

When this unmaterialistic idea came up, the young man broke out in a cold sweat subconsciously.Then he pressed the wall to keep himself a little farther away, tilting his head to look at the surrounding environment.

The light is not bright or dark, the wall on the right seems to be continuous, and the other walls are walls with the same pattern.This kind of decoration style makes it difficult for people to distinguish up and down, left and right, and even don't know whether they are head up or feet up.

As the only living creature in the room, Shi Wei was floating in mid-air.

It's like a common scene in science fiction works, or the live broadcast of manned spaceflight a few years ago.He floated as if floating in water, more than ten centimeters away from the upper wall and tens of centimeters away from the lower wall.

Shi Wei tried to move his position, and then changed himself from horizontal to vertical.

Very good, no matter from the top or the bottom, the distance is more than ten centimeters.

This house is not too high, if he really finds the right place now.Based on the esoteric calculation of the time dimension of 1.8 meters, it is more than two meters and less than three meters.

But the length and width are enough, can only rely on visual inspection.He stuck to the wall three times in this small room, which was six in length and five in width, and it was estimated to be thirty square meters.

Apart from Shi Wei himself, there are only a handful of things in the room: a small stool, floating; a thin quilt, also floating.

Finally, a cabinet fixed in the corner that looks like it's for books.But let alone books inside, I couldn't even find a piece of paper.

In such a big room, all the things are stools, quilts and cabinets, plus Shi Wei, a living person.

With such a psychedelic decoration style, someone has no idea what expression to make.

It was like recalling his previous dream, and what might have been the cause of the dream—everything he experienced before he lost consciousness.

Li Chensi is Kakashi, and Shi Wei can swear by his ten years of experience in raising cats.Although the fur color and size are different, but everything else, whether it is the proportion of fur length to body, breed, eye color, and most importantly, the shape of the penis that has never been cut off, is familiar to people. Can't pretend to be blind.

Recalling the dream just now, someone twitched the corner of his mouth uncontrollably.

The situation in the dream was basically true, at least before Kakashi spoke human words.It did cause a series of accidents at the neutering site, and since then, it has refused to enter the pet hospital for ten years.

But as a cat, Kakashi is weird in many ways.For example, it has almost never been sick, for example, it has never been in heat or barking indiscriminately.

After three full years of feline cats screaming in the yard, and only the cat at home standing by the window sill, Shi Wei completely gave up the plan of sterilization after his eyes and expression were all cold and disdainful looking down on lower animals with fish lips.

I probably picked up a fake meow, or this is a meow spirit.

Looking at the other party's toned figure weighing sixteen pounds, and the well-defined muscles under the thick fur, the young man thought wildly.

In the end, it was really a meow spirit.

Thinking of the black cat that was almost as big as a hill before he fell into a coma, Shi Wei couldn't control his weird expression at all.

The cat who has been raising for ten years suddenly discovered that he is an alien one day, and he is obviously very big and full of top-notch acting skills.As a poor little girl living alone on an alien planet and unable to afford a toilet, what is the first reaction of a normal person?

Thigh hug?Want to fly?Or Gou...?

Don't forget the rich and the rich!

However, Shi Wei thought about it for a long time, and finally felt that he had to change his perspective first.

After all, for ten whole years, he shoveled shit, wiped urine, bathed, combed the other party's hair, and worked hard as a shit-shoveling officer.The money to support the family is earned by myself, and every bite of food I eat is also made by myself.Even if I eat cat food once in a while, I still go to the supermarket to pick it up by myself.

Once Kakashi was constipated, he even wiped the chrysanthemum on him with a damp cotton cloth.

...With this kind of memory as a foreshadowing, it is really difficult to treat the other party as a big boss.

In addition, there is that thing in the stomach that I don't know if I have a sense of existence every now and then... the stomach.

Shi Wei's eyes turned cold, and he subconsciously touched his lower abdomen.

He didn't know what Kakashi... It should be said, what Li Chensi did to him when he was a cat, or whether he had the ability to do anything to himself.This kind of speculation is really frightening to think about. For the sake of world harmony and physical and mental health, he chooses to close the relevant options first.

So, the most important question now is to find out who Li Chensi is—the cat—where is he now—I don’t know, it doesn’t look like Manganese—and most importantly, what the other party plans to do with him .

Hope not.

"Meow."

At this moment, the young man standing...floating...lying...floating in the room heard a familiar cry.

He turned around suddenly.

The only wall with a whole floor-to-ceiling window had a hole opened at some point.A black cat squatted on it, meowing at him.

Shi Wei didn't say a word.

It looks round and round, with golden pupils half-circled and wide open, and when the eyes are closed, they are completely black coal balls.

Shi Wei knew that if the other party was stretched straight, it could actually be stretched very long.But even when he was a white cat, he always curled up like this.

Then it caused me to bear it and endure it, and finally I couldn't control it, so I threw away my restraint and rushed up, down, left, and right.

Very scheming.

"Meow."

Briquette Cat squatted on the glass and barked at him again, his voice and expression were pure and innocent.Shi Wei's fingers instinctively twitched twice, but then he remembered the giant monster-shaped fur wall rising from the ground, and silently retracted it.

A certain one, or someone who failed in seduction flicked its tail and narrowed its eyes slightly.

The next second, it jumped down.

With a span and dexterity that are difficult even for cats, the black cat accurately smashed into Shi Wei's arms from a distance of several meters.

Because Shi Wei wanted to hide at first, probably because of the heroic posture of the other party, which made him associate with towering hills again.However, this feeling of having nowhere to focus was too strange. He swiped his limbs twice, but he got a little closer.

So the black cat's face hit his chest directly, and the ribs felt dull pain through the muscles.Even so, Shi Wei subconsciously caught it when the other party was about to flick it out.

"Mi~"

The opponent immediately climbed up the pole, completely hung on Shi Wei's body, and half hung and half curled himself in his arms.

Shi Wei: "..."

Black Cat: "..."

The four eyes met, and after a while, the young man sighed:

"Are you going to keep it like this?"

The black cat looked at him and didn't answer.

The look, like any other day before the past year, was like he was a normal house cat.

"..., let's talk." Finally Shi Wei said, "Where is this? What's going on in my stomach? Is it alive?"

The author has something to say: ①Elizabeth ring is the headgear used to prevent licking wounds after neutering animals.

In fact, Li Chensi is not as confident as he appears. Although he has a lot of twists and turns in his heart, and this is his home stadium, he is still afraid of BE if he is not careful, so he turns into a cat and tries to pass the test XD

Shi Wei saw it, so he decided to play a straight ball, so that he can have a good hope of falling in love XD