I got pregnant after my cat died [Interstellar]

"Where is this? What's going on in my stomach—is it alive?"

The straight ball is about to hit the face, if someone still wants to pretend, just wait for the disfigurement.

So three seconds later, Shi Wei's arms were empty, and a shadow was cast in front of his eyes.

The heights of the human and the cat are completely reversed in the blink of an eye.

This is also the first time after Shi Weicong was kidnapped, he saw Li Chensi face to face in a real sense.

To be honest, Shuai is very aggressive.

A man's face is not one of majesty and majesty, and of course it has nothing to do with delicacy and softness.Except that the skin is whiter than the original Shi Wei, so white that it almost reflects light, every line and every inch of ups and downs on that face, from the forehead to the bridge of the nose to the lips, do not conceal the sharp and even fierce side of the owner's personality.

The long black hair almost reached his waist, but it didn't neutralize his strong aura at all.Only those golden pupils looked at him in the deep shadows of the eye sockets, exactly like the cat-shaped Kakashi.

It also made Shi Wei barely find a sense of familiarity.

It is an unabashedly masculine beauty that is unforgettable.Compared with Ah Li when he first met, he almost suspected that the other party had undergone plastic surgery.

Being held in the arms of such a man, plus the issues the two of them are discussing... No matter whether the orientation is normal or not, it is probably difficult to keep calm.

A certain person resisted not to retreat, and the struggle was a bit hypocritical.After all, there are some things that both sides know very well, and what is in front of them is just a thin layer of window paper.

"This is the capital of no heavy stars, and it is generally called the floating city."

Just like what Shi Wei heard before he fell into a coma, Li Chensi's voice was almost [-] to [-]% similar to when he was pretending to be Ah Li.

It took him a second to realize that the other party was speaking... Chinese?

Moreover, it is actually a modern standard Chinese with Beijing phonetics as the standard pronunciation, northern dialect as the basic dialect, and typical modern vernacular writings as the grammatical norms.

"I've lived on Earth for ten years anyway." Li Chensi understood his doubts in no time, and pointed to his temple, "Besides, there is a general terminal of Yumeng here, even if you have never been to a place, you can call translation equipment."

"..." society society.

"Get one for you when I have time," Li Chensi said, as if it was a Chinese cabbage that Yumeng can see everywhere, "You were stunned by the energy of Starscream before it died, this is the nearest place I stayed Point—in order not to be chased by the space police to ask for the bill, I had to slip away first."

"..." This is also okay?

Although Shi Wei didn't open his mouth, Li Chensi still smiled understandingly: "I can take you to understand about this planet later. As for your stomach..."

Finally came to the most important thing, which was also the problem that Shi Wei wanted to grab the culprit by the collar and spray him with spit since he became a father.

I saw someone sighed, but finally nodded calmly:

"I did it."

"..."

Probably in order to avoid domestic violence, before Shi Wei could react, the other party quickly explained further:

"You also know that before 'death', I put part of my power in your body."

"About my fall to the earth, it was purely an accident. At that time, I had consumed a lot of strength, so I could only stay and cultivate. I recovered a year and a half ago, and when I was about to leave, I discovered that abnormal cells appeared in your body. invasion."

This development was unexpected by Shi Wei: "My body?"

"Well, to replace it with the definition on Earth, it should be some kind of physical disease, but I haven't studied your medicine, so I don't know which name it corresponds to." Li Chensi said calmly, "Based on what I know about your physical condition. , it should be difficult to cure."

The time dimension is completely out of state.

"Because of the limitation of time and space, I can only maintain the appearance of a cat on the earth, and the power I can use is also limited. So in the end, I planted the maximum value that can be used on your body, and let it gobble up the abnormal cells in your body for about a year. It will be completely restored - that was the plan."

originally?

After listening to the other party's explanation, Shi Wei didn't know whether to thank him or not, but theoretically the answer is yes.But this word is the same as "but", which means that there is always God behind it.

"However, you were kidnapped again - this time it was actually a guy from this universe who even used an energy scan on you."

When the word "you" was mentioned, Li Chensi's expression was very subtle, which made Shi Wei's teeth itch: "Under normal circumstances, what I leave in your body is only energy, which will completely dissipate after a few months. As a result When encountering an outsider by accident, several parties collide at the same time, then—"

He made a simple gesture: "Life on many planets was born accidentally in the collision of inorganic elements."

Shi Wei: "..."

Oh.

such.

It turned out to be the case.

The young man was thinking about the other party's words. Even a layman with no knowledge of biology could understand the other party's words.

and many more……

That is to say...

"Damn it?" He couldn't help swearing, and the volume was a few degrees higher than usual, "So what's in my stomach...! Wait, why is it gone...?"

Li Chensi looked at him for a few seconds, and finally sighed: "It's always been there, but after realizing the crisis, it reversed itself to its original form - after all, it's not real, it was born through normal means... "

"Embryo."

The word "embryo" came to his ears, and Shi Wei felt that his world view was blown up.

In fact, it has been bombed countless times in the past, whether it is the perversion encountered since childhood, or the fact that it was kidnapped not long ago.If you can't get used to the process of the collapse and reconstruction of the Three Views, Shiwei collapsed 800 years ago.

But that didn't stop him from blowing up again.

What should a person look like when he is at his peak?

Incoherent?Spinning?refuse to accept?Or even violent tendencies?

Shi Wei didn't respond.In other words, his only response was no response.

Just before hearing the specious information, the young man uttered a foul language.However, the result of that guess really fell into his ears, and he seemed to calm down instead.

"What about now? It's still in my body, how did it come out? —— Judging by your reaction, it seems that you don't intend to let this accident go away. But I'm a real man, so I can't let me give birth, right?"

He discussed with a man who was more than a head taller than himself in a tone of "the price of cabbage has increased today, why don't we buy eggplant, fried eggplant with tomato is also delicious".

The other party was only stunned for a second, then laughed:

"Before I answer your question, I also have a question: Do you really understand what 'bring it out' means?"

"..."

Shi Wei didn't answer right away.

He doesn't like hypocrisy, whether it's facing strangers with malicious intentions, or the rare relatives and friends who can get along normally.

On the one hand, it is natural, and on the other hand, when the result will not change whether you are false or blunt, most people will choose the latter.

But no matter how upright a person is on the surface, they will have their own twists and turns in their hearts, and even some personalities are purely a disguise.

Most of those unknown thoughts will be buried in the bottom of my heart for a lifetime, and a few may be revealed through other channels.

For example, long-term diary, anonymous communication on the Internet, talking to the doll on the bedside.

Of course, it also includes cats, cats and dogs who are kept around. They will not reveal secrets or make judgments. They are the most loyal and qualified trash cans.

In a sense, Kakashi, who accompanied Shi Wei through the second stage of middle school, witnessed his adulthood, and gradually turned from youth to thirty, as a cat, is one of the people who understand him best in the world.

And Shi Wei's understanding of Li Chensi is not necessarily less than the other party's - although it is only a part of him as a cat, who can say how much of Li Chensi's "true self" was at that time?

Because of their understanding, both of them knew the deep meaning behind this question.

"Well, I understand." Finally Shi Wei said, "Although I don't know, why did you choose me?"

Getting acquainted, falling in love, confirming the relationship, obtaining a certificate, conceiving offspring, and raising adults.This is a complete process for men and women of the right age to form a family from a modern perspective.

Of course, based on some accidents such as "The President Chases Love, Wife Runs with the Ball" and many people who don't want children, the opposite sex, or cuckolds, this process chain may be broken or reversed.But for most of the ordinary people who don't live in Tucaojun, this is their daily pattern.

This is true for humans, but what about cats?

Based on Shiwei's limited relevant knowledge, it is likely to be in heat, have sex, give birth to a baby, and look for the old king next door in the second year...

After all, all the friends he knew raised his father-in-law.And the reason why my cat didn't become a father-in-law is precisely because it has been sexually frigid for ten years.

So, what about cats who are neither humans nor cats?

This question is obviously beyond the biological common sense of the people on earth.

But fortunately, humans and cats can communicate through language.

After Li Chensi said the word "embryo", combined with the other party's attitude all the time, especially when pretending to be Ah Li.As long as Shi Wei is not mentally retarded, at least one thing can be confirmed:

As long as Shi Wei has no strong resistance, Li Chensi wants this child.

Yes, kid.

If he could still be called a parasite before, in this case, there is no need to deceive himself and others.

This is a child, a fetus, an accident made by the earthlings and the cats.On a cosmic level, issues such as the sex of pregnancy and reproductive isolation seem to be less of an issue.

Since you want this child, what about the child's—another father?

The author has something to say: I suddenly discovered that this article is a typical childbirth → confession → love process

Although this confession process doesn't seem very romantic... but in this case, romance seems even weirder [喵喵]

The next chapter will witness non-romantic teasing, sweet talk and so on, we don't follow routine at all XD