[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

Yokai are creatures that appear everywhere.They hide in dark places where the human eye rarely notices, or wander in the air, or ride on people's shoulders.Although the size and shape are different, they are all undead, just like the ghost named Jucheng Ami I saw last time, they are all residents of the other shore.In addition to animals and babies, those who can see them are also people who are between this shore and the other shore at the moment.

It is dusk now, and the whole city is at the dividing line between day and night. People are hurriedly walking on the way to get off work and school. Their realm has come to this world.It doesn't matter where, the elders say that children should not run around at this time, because it is extremely easy to encounter monsters at this time.

In the dark alley, a few greedy wild cats jumped on the trash can, ignoring the "floating objects" hovering around them, digging their paws into the trash dump unwillingly looking for food, this disturbed the hiding place The mice in the dark, they ran out in a panic, and the result was undoubtedly caught and killed by the hungry wild cats, and became their dinner.The wild cat that was biting the mouse stopped and raised its head to look at the person who appeared at the entrance of the alley. It meowed a few times and gave up biting the mouse. It ran towards her, and the other wild cats in the alley also ran out, pacing her. He sat on the ground obediently and looked up at her, blinking his eyes and flicking his tail.

"Oh, oh, it's dirty again." Weichen knelt down and stroked the wild cat's head, took out the basin, milk and cans from the backpack and put them on the ground, waved away the monster that landed on her head ,Sighed.

Since meeting Yato, Weichen's whole person has become very bad. She can see things that she shouldn't see, and often talks to these things that others can't see. Everyone thought she was crazy... But when it comes to Yato, I haven't seen her in three days.It seems that he received a commission call or something before washing off the body soap, and jumped out of the window with his clothes and scarf on.Weichen rested his chin and watched the wild cats happily huddling together to eat, but his shoulders were also hurt by some plankton-like monsters...

God is really busy...

After experiencing the incident with Ami, Weichen became immune to monsters and undead by x max (it’s just weird). Although some monsters can harm people, some are cute, and they feel like they are not deeply involved in the world, just like babies Same, don't know anything, just like to play.

As the sky gradually darkened, Weichen yawned and stood up, looking back at the busy office workers outside the alley, his eyes stopped at the entrance of the park, he turned his head and bent over to pick up a small tabby cat, "How about going for a walk in the park together?" How about it?"

"Meow~"

The little cat let out a cry, rubbed Weichen's clothes and struggled to jump back to the ground, pacing up and down along her legs, as if looking forward to it.Weichen smiled, turned around and led them to the park, "Speaking of which, there are not many people in the park in the evening, so don't worry about being caught by strange uncles, but you'd better be careful~"

There are no friends who can often get together to sing karaoke, play game consoles and watch movies. Weichen’s activities are always different from others. Except for supermarkets and libraries, there are some small alleys and small parks... Go to coffee when you have time Listen to soft music in the living room and enjoy a cup of mellow coffee or something.

This is Weichen's life in the past few months, but recently she often went to the alley near the supermarket to look for Jucheng Yamei, but she couldn't find it, probably she had been reincarnated or something.If she hadn't met Yato, she probably wouldn't care about these life and death things.

The wind is a little cold.Weichen gathered his clothes tightly and began to look for a chair, stopped and looked at a man curled up on the bench holding a beer bottle...

"Although, ah... I feel a little pitiful..."

After getting acquainted with gods like Yato, Weichen ruthlessly asked the landlord aunt about the legends of Japanese gods, and then ruthlessly went to bookstores to find related books, and then ruthlessly supplemented relevant knowledge on the Internet. It is said that, The god lives in the shrine, and when she was searching, it was completely... no god like Yato was found.There is Yato’s Twitter on Twitter, although it’s full of promotions about me all year round, etc. It’s so annoying that I want to unfollow it. Although there are some Yato-related things on the webpage, most of them are: " Does anyone know the contact number of Yato God", "Is there only one person in the Yato Qingtong team", "Who is Yato, what is Wuyuanshen" and so on... In addition, he said before that he is promoting Living in the middle of nowhere, I feel as pitiful as the uncle I see now who is sleeping on a park bench and shivering, feeling the bleak autumn wind...

"Huh—!"

The person on the bench sneezed and sat up, wiped his nose and threw the tissue into the trash can next to him, held his beer bottle and sighed, stared at Weichen in a daze, "You!"

"Eh? Ye, Yedou?!!!" Weichen took a step back and pointed at the person sitting on the bench, his face full of excitement, "God Yedou!"

"Hey~ God~" Yato shook his bangs and smiled triumphantly, "Yes, I am Yato God! May I help you with anything..."

"Goo-"

Before Yedou finished speaking... his stomach growled, it was just... Weichen pulled the corners of his mouth, and sighed helplessly, this god is really, very shabby...

"Yeah~ In other words, there is nothing that needs help? That's good, you look good, much better than when I first met you." Yato gnawed on the hamburger and grabbed the Coke He raised his head and drank, picked up the chicken legs and began to bite, grabbed handfuls of French fries and stuffed them into his mouth. He raised his head and glanced at Weichen who was watching him eat with his chin propped up, and asked, "Would you like to eat?" ?"

"I don't feel very hungry or anything." Weichen replied with a smile while biting the Coke straw, thought for a while and then asked, "Yato, do you sleep in the park at night?"

"Huh? Sometimes I sleep in the park, and sometimes I sleep in the shrine." Yato replied after swallowing the chicken, and then raised his hand to greet the waiter who brought another hamburger and a glass of Coke.

"Shrine~ Where is Yato's shrine? Speaking of which, I have searched a lot of information about Yato, but I can't find where your shrine is, and I haven't seen your name in the ranking of gods. ...It seems like the location or something..." Weichen asked curiously, but seeing that Yetou's expression suddenly dimmed, he waved his hand quickly, "Ah, yes! I'm sorry! Is it impolite to say that...I'm sorry I didn't mean it that way."

"No, nothing." Yato shook his head and got up, "I'm full."

"Eh? You also ordered hamburgers and Coke!" Weichen stood up and grabbed the arm of Yato who was about to turn away, "Wait! Don't waste food!"

"It's really troublesome, just pack it up and take it away!" Ye Dou looked back at Weichen, who was already starting to pack the hamburgers and coke brought by the waiter with his mouth pursed angrily. He frowned and walked over to pinch Weichen's head. The little monster frowned, "I said, human beings should not hang around with these monsters for too long, they will be assimilated."

"Huh?" Weichen covered his head and looked at the struggling little monster in the hands of the beast, and nodded, "I just think they are cute~ and they don't look like broken things."

"Look around here." Yato put aside the little goblin, pointed to the other people who were dining, and said expressionlessly, "They really don't look like broken things, but once they touch Human beings have been around for a long time, and after expanding the dark elements in the human heart, it will look like that." He said, pointing to the big spider crawling on the outer wall of the building outside, and the monster hanging upside down on the billboard , "They are all a collection of obsessions and curses, and they will kill people anytime, anywhere. Haven't you been targeted once? Please don't judge everything about him from the appearance of things casually! "

"Like you look like an unreliable god but you're actually a pretty good guy?"

"That's right!" Yato nodded and then shook his head again, "Hey, what do you call an unreliable god!"

"Haha~" Weichen laughed and waved his hands, "It's nothing, if you're full, let's go." Then, she took Yeto's hand and walked outside, "There were some things before. I want to ask Yato for advice, but you seem to be very busy, so I dare not disturb you."

"No, actually it's not that busy." Yato looked at the hand held by Weichen, sniffed the air, looked up at the monsters around, "Did you wear any perfume?"

"Huh? Didn't you wear perfume?" Weichen stopped and looked at Yato suspiciously, and sniffed his clothes, "It doesn't smell, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Yato strode forward. It's really strange. According to this situation, it should be out of date, but he didn't find him as a god.really weird.He looked back at Weichen, "Didn't you say you have something to ask me?"

"Oh yes!" Weichen hurriedly took out a pen and paper and followed, "Yato, how old are you?"

"Huh? Why are you asking me this?" Yetou was a little dumbfounded, he probably never thought that he would be asked this kind of question.

age or something... God's age or something...

"I've checked the information, and it said that the gods are very...er, older, but Yatou, you look quite young." Weichen said seriously, "And I saw it on the website, some very Weird guy has a weird definition of you or something, so I want to know more about you and fight back!"

"Ah?" Yato was stunned for a moment, then sighed, "I'm sorry. Then how old do you think I should be?"

"Nineteen, twenty...30 years old?" Wei Chen guessed.

"No~"

"Huh? Over 30 years old?"

"Who knows~"

"Could it be that an old man who is hundreds of years old has become like this in order to attract young customers (pilgrims)?" Wei Chen sighed, disappointed, "Who would believe a man in sportswear at first sight? It's God!"

"Someone really believes it!" Yato laughed, grabbed the paper and pen from Weichen's hand, and wrote down the pronunciation of his name, "ya-to!"

"Ah?" Weichen looked at Yato with a puzzled expression, "And then?"

"Or this, ya-boku! But it's usually just called Ya-boku." Yatoyu patted Weichen's shoulder earnestly, "I know pronunciation is sometimes difficult, but every time I hear you call My name is a bit awkward, but sometimes I think you are calling duck~neck (zi) crying..."

"Pfft..." Weichen burst out laughing, and kept apologizing, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that hahaha."

"I really want to trample you to death--" Yedou raised his hand to hold Weichen's head and pressed down, "Even if you are called a god, you can't be happy, bastard! Who is the duck neck!"

"Forgive □□ people's magical phonetic skills hahahahaha..."

"You really are." Yato sighed, and returned the paper to Weichen, "It's getting late, let's go back."

"What about Yato? Is Yato going back to the shrine too?"

"Yeah." Yato looked up at the dark sky, shrugged his shoulders, "The weather is like this, I have to go to Tenjin Shrine to sleep overnight."

"Is that so..." Weichen turned his head and whispered, "Are you going to live in someone else's shrine?"

"Hey, are you laughing at me by whispering just now!" Yeto pointed angrily and howled, "When I have a shrine, it must be more luxurious than the shrine of Tenjin!"

"Yes, yes, the shrine of Yato Dashen is even more luxurious than the shrine of Tenshen." Although Weichen said so, but in his heart, he just constructed a decent shrine, suddenly thought of something, and stopped Yato.

"Ok?"

Weichen stirred his hair and turned his eyes to the shops on the street, pouted and asked casually, "No matter what the wish is, will Yato help it come true?"

"Of course~!" Yetou saw that he seemed to be here for business, so he immediately changed his expression and approached with a smile, "What, what can I do for you? No matter what your wish is, I, Yato God, will help you realize it." Oh!"

"Yeah!" Weichen nodded, and said with a smile, "I..."

"Yeah." Yato rubbed his palms, eagerly waiting for Weichen to speak her wish, "Say it quickly?"

"Can we become friends?"

"Of course it's okay! Money comes, money comes!" Ye Dou stretched out his hand and took the 5 yuan handed over by Weichen, but thinking carefully... panicked! !He opened his eyes wide and looked at Weichen, "What, you just said...friend?"

"Yeah!" Weichen turned around with a blushing face, "Is that okay? Yato also said that any wish can be fulfilled, right? Speaking of which, when we first met, Yato also said that I was eager to make friends before I saw you. phone number?"

"That's right, but you begged me like this, and then..." Yato made a final decision, walked over with a smile and grabbed Weichen's shoulders and pointed to the nearby hotel, "Is that what you mean?"

"Huh?" Weichen raised his head and looked at the shy Yato in confusion, and instantly understood, he punched Yato's chin with his fist, and glared at Yato with his hips on his hips, "It's so shameless! Yato Gods are really unreliable! Forget it! Pay me back!"

"What?!" Yeto quickly hid 5 yuan in the steel hoop, whistling like a normal person, "I don't know what it is."

"Excessive! Forget it, I don't want it! Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!" Weichen stomped his feet, tightened the strap of his backpack, turned and left.

"Eh?" Yeto hurriedly chased after him, trying to explain, "No, I was just joking, Weichen, are you angry? God, are you angry like this? Hey, listen to my explanation, say Are you friends now? Hey~ Don't be angry, I was just joking~"

"We've broken off our friendship. I'm sorry, Yadou, for letting me end our friendship before it even started." Goodbye." Weichen pushed Yadou away, and ran across the road.

"Hey!!! Weichen, wait a minute! Listen to my explanation! Don't stop yet! The 5 yuan is still here! Hey, wait for me!"

"Don't follow me anymore! It's super shabby and there is no shrine's low-price promotion Wuyuanshen!" Weichen turned around and stuck out his tongue at Yato, who was covered in arrows and fell in a pool of blood, took out a notebook from his backpack and threw it at him , took advantage of Yeto being hit and ran away quickly.A guy like this should stay as far away as possible from him!How shameless!

"Hey Weichen! You can't run when crossing the road...hey!!!" Yato got up and roared, watching Weichen's figure disappear at the end of the road helplessly, looking at the 5 yuan in his hand, and sighed He said, "It's just a joke, why are you so shy." As he said, he tossed a 5 yuan coin, grabbed it, and smiled handsomely, "Gu Weichen, I did hear your wish, you are destined People... finally..."