[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die
Chapter 5 is the annoying god of fried chicken
I don’t know what’s going on these days. The weather is sometimes good and sometimes bad. The morning is still clear and the sky is very windy in the afternoon. If this happened a few months ago, it can be said that it is the convective weather that must be felt in summer, but now it is late autumn. , it shouldn't be said that autumn is just right.The stone roads in the college are always covered with thick fallen leaves, no matter how the janitors clean it, it will not help.Pieces of withered and yellow fallen leaves lamented and separated from the mother body, falling down helplessly and sinking into the soil. Those originally vibrant trees seemed to be aging suddenly, showing a decadent appearance, barely supporting their bare trunks and being blown by the rustling autumn wind. trembling.
The afterglow of the setting sun dyed the sky orange all day long, and the bleak wind made the bare tree branches outside the library crackle.The second hand of the quartz clock hanging on the inner wall of the library moved step by step, making a "tick, tick" sound, and the minute hand advanced a small step towards the number 12.
"17:59, one minute left." The girl muttered to herself, staggered to the window sill and drew the curtains, looked at the scenery outside the window, lowered her head, and looked at the girls who were still playing downstairs, " 1, 23,24,25,26, 59, [-]..." She counted the numbers in a murmur, her eyes glazed over, then she climbed up to the window sill and stood on it, when she counted to [-], she turned over and jumped from the window on the fourth floor.Then, there was a scream from downstairs.
Recently, some teenagers often choose this way to end themselves.
>>>>>
"Hmm... cosA... something... what is it... um~ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm so annoying!"
Weichen threw away the book, messed up his hair and lay down on the table, pouted to see the students next to him looking at the book in their hands seriously, but he actually threw away the book and just lay still on his stomach.Straight A student!These guys sitting next to them are all academic masters!She sighed, turned her head to look at the quartz clock on the wall, "It's 17:35..."
"~~~~~~"
Weichen took out her phone and opened the email, she knew it was from Yato without even thinking about it, although she did say that she wanted to be friends with Yato, this kind of request doesn't seem like a strange request, does it?That damned god actually held such an idea!She frowned and deleted the email directly.No matter how many times Yato sent emails or called, she just ignored and hung up.Simply, drag Yato into the blacklist.
"Hey, by the way, I've apologized too, right?" Yato said vaguely while chewing on octopus balls, "Can't you be kidding me?"
"Tch." Weichen cast a disgusted glance at Yato, then quickened his pace and walked towards the bus stop.It's not a joke at all, although I was really angry at the beginning, but after going home and thinking about it, I thought it was a joke, but...
Yato is annoying--
Weichen never thought that after having a god friend, he would cling to you from morning till night!When I was doing my homework, I was balabala beside me!When I was eating, I even opened the refrigerator and stole the food stored by the landlord's aunt. Nima, this is all indirectly planted on her head, okay? She is the only one at home!What can't be tolerated is that when you take a shower, you will find someone's face on the window pane talking to you balabala!When she was sleeping, a smell that didn't belong to her suddenly appeared in the bed!
What kind of trouble is this thing!
"Hey!" Yato grabbed Weichen's arm and said helplessly, "God is very distressed when he treats God like this."
"Are you very distressed? I think I am the most distressed." Weichen shook off Yato's hand and turned to look at him, "Thank you for letting me know that having friends is such a distressing thing. ! Sportswear God!"
"Luck... the sportswear god is..." Yato quickly grabbed Weichen who turned to leave, "I apologize!"
"I told you it wasn't about that! You're so annoying!" Weichen stomped on Yedou's foot, then quickly ran to the bus stop and heaved a sigh of relief when he got on the bus .But this is not the rhythm of relief at all, Weichen stared blankly at Yato who was scribbling in the carriage with a black pen, picked up his backpack and threw it towards him, "Yato, what are you doing!"
"It hurts, it hurts..." Yedou frowned and covered the place where he was hit, looked back at Weichen, and smiled confidently, "I am completing my great missionary work!"
"What kind of cloth teaching or something... Graffiti on the bus!" Weichen pointed to the glass that Yato was painting just now, and blinked, "Ah? Everyone, didn't you see it?"
"As I said, only those who are confused can see it!" Saying this, Yato sat down on the seat and continued to eat octopus balls, "Although, there are some who need help or something You see, I occasionally take on some cleaning, cowherd and other jobs. Speaking of which, I have done a lot of work, and your college is more frequent, and I may have seen Weichen in the past. "
"It means I haven't seen you." Weichen stood holding on to the armrest, took out the earphones and put them on.
"Are you going to stand? There is a seat for you." Ye Dou pointed to the seat next to him, looked at Weichen with a smile, and patted the cushion, "Come on, come on~"
"Tsk, I'd better stay away from you." After finishing speaking, Weichen really moved a long distance away, still standing, never seen a guy like Yato.She sighed and looked at the people hurrying outside, pressed the button on the railing, got out of the car and ran towards the supermarket as soon as the car stopped.Naturally, followed by a miraculous Yedou master.Weichen almost fell to the ground and couldn't get up, can Yato not follow her?
"Hey~ Is Weichen like this every day? After school, I go to the supermarket to buy canned milk and then come here?" Yetou picked up a small tabby cat and waved at Weichen, "Hey, hey, Can you hear me?" Simply, he grabbed the cat's paw and pulled off Weichen's earphones, "What are you doing?"
"Talking too much makes me feel very annoying." Weichen squatted down.He turned around and stroked the cat licking milk, his expression darkened, "There is one cat missing."
It's okay to be brought home and raised, but if something happens to her, she won't be in a good mood.Weichen sighed, looked up at Yedou who had calmed down and stopped talking, and stretched out his hand to him, "Five dollars."
"Huh?" Yetou was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly backed away for a long distance with his piggy bank beer can, looked at Weichen with an incredulous expression, and stuttered, "You, you, what are you doing? "
"I don't have any change, so I'll borrow 5 yuan from you to buy something." Weichen said seriously, "I'll pay you back!"
"I've never seen a QUQ who borrowed money from the gods! Go get the change!" Yato hid the beer bottle behind his back, and whistled nonchalantly with an expression of "if you say you don't have money".
"Has anyone entrusted you to help earn money or borrow money from you? How did you deal with it?"
"Resolutely refuse!" Yato hugged his beer bottle tightly, with an expression as if he would go all out on anyone who dared to borrow money from him and whoever touched his beer bottle.God, how can there be such a miserly god!
Weichen sighed and stood up, "Forget it, let's buy it tomorrow."
"Weichen, are you going home? Wait for me." Yato put away the beer bottle and chased after him, walking side by side with Weichen, "Speaking of which, you guys have a holiday tomorrow, can I come and play with you~"
"No." Weichen replied simply and neatly.
"Why!"
"I want to rest, by the way, aren't you very busy?"
Weichen's words directly ran through Yato, he squatted down with a sad expression, covering his face, "I haven't received a commission for more than a week... I've been bored all day, Weichen clearly said that I want to make friends with me or something, But you don’t play with me either... I’m only alone, okay! I’m very happy to hear Weichen say that he wants to be friends with me, but you don’t play with me! You still hate me! Throw me into the blacklist inside!"
"Ah..." Weichen seemed to understand something, and stretched out his hand to rub Yetou's hair, "It's all right, there will be more after commissioning, it's not that I won't play with you, it's because you really...how should I put it... ..."
so annoying--
"I even bought a gift for you!"
Yato was literally crying and howling.Hearing what Yeto said, Weichen felt very uncomfortable, feeling that he was so bad... He said he was friends with Yeto, but in fact...
"Yato, wait here for me!"
After finishing speaking, Weichen ran into the supermarket again, and after a long time, he ran out panting, and stood in the alley in a daze.Why do you feel that Yato, who is squatting in the alley and playing with wild cats, is so pitiful... She shook her head and ran towards Yato, "Yato."
"So slow, where have you been, Weichen?" Yetou looked up at the smiling Weichen, and laughed too, "By the way, this cat is quite interesting, it can do somersaults..."
"Hey Yato, I didn't answer your call before, so I just deleted your email or something. I'm sorry, because I think you are a little naughty... Ah no, in fact, you are not very naughty!" Weichen held the phone in his hand Handing the small gift box to Yeto, he smiled, "It's fine as an apology. By the way, I don't know if you like it, but I personally like this." Said, Weichen took out a box from the shopping bag Delicious bar, "Strawberry."
"Give it to me? Didn't you say you have no money QUQ?"
"By the way, I got some change!" Weichen laughed, patting Yato's face with both hands, "Hey, don't show such a strange expression! It makes me feel like I've done something terrible. Although Say um~ Tomorrow, I can play tomorrow, but I have to work part-time in the library or something... Oh yes! Speaking of which, what gift do you want to give me?" She looked at Yato expectantly , but Yato turned his head away and scratched his cheek, "Ah, how should I put it, I didn't bring it with me."
"Really--" Weichen stared at Yato suspiciously, and sighed a long time, "Forget it, let's go home." After she finished speaking, she turned and walked forward with her hands behind her back, and Yato rushed up behind her to grab him. Grabbing her hand and running outside, Weichen who was suddenly dragged away without knowing what happened was a little unsteady and almost fell, the wrist was grasped so tightly...it hurts..."Yato!"
"Don't look back!"
Although Yato said so, Weichen still glanced back desperately, behind him, there were super giant colorful scorpions chasing after them all the time.Seeing Weichen looking back at it, it let out a weird and sharp laugh and sped up to catch up.
"It smells so fragrant and delicious, let me eat it quickly..."
Liar!
Weichen quickly turned his head back and ran forward at a faster speed, instead of being dragged by Yeto, she ran with Yato!but!So many people on the street... are they... all right? ! !No, it feels like I can completely not worry about the people around me now!Because the scorpion who is chasing after him completely ignores other people, okay?The goal is to also talk about Yato and her... According to what Yato said earlier, monsters can eat undead, but she is human!So you want to eat God? You monster!
If... in that case... where are you going now?
The afterglow of the setting sun dyed the sky orange all day long, and the bleak wind made the bare tree branches outside the library crackle.The second hand of the quartz clock hanging on the inner wall of the library moved step by step, making a "tick, tick" sound, and the minute hand advanced a small step towards the number 12.
"17:59, one minute left." The girl muttered to herself, staggered to the window sill and drew the curtains, looked at the scenery outside the window, lowered her head, and looked at the girls who were still playing downstairs, " 1, 23,24,25,26, 59, [-]..." She counted the numbers in a murmur, her eyes glazed over, then she climbed up to the window sill and stood on it, when she counted to [-], she turned over and jumped from the window on the fourth floor.Then, there was a scream from downstairs.
Recently, some teenagers often choose this way to end themselves.
>>>>>
"Hmm... cosA... something... what is it... um~ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm so annoying!"
Weichen threw away the book, messed up his hair and lay down on the table, pouted to see the students next to him looking at the book in their hands seriously, but he actually threw away the book and just lay still on his stomach.Straight A student!These guys sitting next to them are all academic masters!She sighed, turned her head to look at the quartz clock on the wall, "It's 17:35..."
"~~~~~~"
Weichen took out her phone and opened the email, she knew it was from Yato without even thinking about it, although she did say that she wanted to be friends with Yato, this kind of request doesn't seem like a strange request, does it?That damned god actually held such an idea!She frowned and deleted the email directly.No matter how many times Yato sent emails or called, she just ignored and hung up.Simply, drag Yato into the blacklist.
"Hey, by the way, I've apologized too, right?" Yato said vaguely while chewing on octopus balls, "Can't you be kidding me?"
"Tch." Weichen cast a disgusted glance at Yato, then quickened his pace and walked towards the bus stop.It's not a joke at all, although I was really angry at the beginning, but after going home and thinking about it, I thought it was a joke, but...
Yato is annoying--
Weichen never thought that after having a god friend, he would cling to you from morning till night!When I was doing my homework, I was balabala beside me!When I was eating, I even opened the refrigerator and stole the food stored by the landlord's aunt. Nima, this is all indirectly planted on her head, okay? She is the only one at home!What can't be tolerated is that when you take a shower, you will find someone's face on the window pane talking to you balabala!When she was sleeping, a smell that didn't belong to her suddenly appeared in the bed!
What kind of trouble is this thing!
"Hey!" Yato grabbed Weichen's arm and said helplessly, "God is very distressed when he treats God like this."
"Are you very distressed? I think I am the most distressed." Weichen shook off Yato's hand and turned to look at him, "Thank you for letting me know that having friends is such a distressing thing. ! Sportswear God!"
"Luck... the sportswear god is..." Yato quickly grabbed Weichen who turned to leave, "I apologize!"
"I told you it wasn't about that! You're so annoying!" Weichen stomped on Yedou's foot, then quickly ran to the bus stop and heaved a sigh of relief when he got on the bus .But this is not the rhythm of relief at all, Weichen stared blankly at Yato who was scribbling in the carriage with a black pen, picked up his backpack and threw it towards him, "Yato, what are you doing!"
"It hurts, it hurts..." Yedou frowned and covered the place where he was hit, looked back at Weichen, and smiled confidently, "I am completing my great missionary work!"
"What kind of cloth teaching or something... Graffiti on the bus!" Weichen pointed to the glass that Yato was painting just now, and blinked, "Ah? Everyone, didn't you see it?"
"As I said, only those who are confused can see it!" Saying this, Yato sat down on the seat and continued to eat octopus balls, "Although, there are some who need help or something You see, I occasionally take on some cleaning, cowherd and other jobs. Speaking of which, I have done a lot of work, and your college is more frequent, and I may have seen Weichen in the past. "
"It means I haven't seen you." Weichen stood holding on to the armrest, took out the earphones and put them on.
"Are you going to stand? There is a seat for you." Ye Dou pointed to the seat next to him, looked at Weichen with a smile, and patted the cushion, "Come on, come on~"
"Tsk, I'd better stay away from you." After finishing speaking, Weichen really moved a long distance away, still standing, never seen a guy like Yato.She sighed and looked at the people hurrying outside, pressed the button on the railing, got out of the car and ran towards the supermarket as soon as the car stopped.Naturally, followed by a miraculous Yedou master.Weichen almost fell to the ground and couldn't get up, can Yato not follow her?
"Hey~ Is Weichen like this every day? After school, I go to the supermarket to buy canned milk and then come here?" Yetou picked up a small tabby cat and waved at Weichen, "Hey, hey, Can you hear me?" Simply, he grabbed the cat's paw and pulled off Weichen's earphones, "What are you doing?"
"Talking too much makes me feel very annoying." Weichen squatted down.He turned around and stroked the cat licking milk, his expression darkened, "There is one cat missing."
It's okay to be brought home and raised, but if something happens to her, she won't be in a good mood.Weichen sighed, looked up at Yedou who had calmed down and stopped talking, and stretched out his hand to him, "Five dollars."
"Huh?" Yetou was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly backed away for a long distance with his piggy bank beer can, looked at Weichen with an incredulous expression, and stuttered, "You, you, what are you doing? "
"I don't have any change, so I'll borrow 5 yuan from you to buy something." Weichen said seriously, "I'll pay you back!"
"I've never seen a QUQ who borrowed money from the gods! Go get the change!" Yato hid the beer bottle behind his back, and whistled nonchalantly with an expression of "if you say you don't have money".
"Has anyone entrusted you to help earn money or borrow money from you? How did you deal with it?"
"Resolutely refuse!" Yato hugged his beer bottle tightly, with an expression as if he would go all out on anyone who dared to borrow money from him and whoever touched his beer bottle.God, how can there be such a miserly god!
Weichen sighed and stood up, "Forget it, let's buy it tomorrow."
"Weichen, are you going home? Wait for me." Yato put away the beer bottle and chased after him, walking side by side with Weichen, "Speaking of which, you guys have a holiday tomorrow, can I come and play with you~"
"No." Weichen replied simply and neatly.
"Why!"
"I want to rest, by the way, aren't you very busy?"
Weichen's words directly ran through Yato, he squatted down with a sad expression, covering his face, "I haven't received a commission for more than a week... I've been bored all day, Weichen clearly said that I want to make friends with me or something, But you don’t play with me either... I’m only alone, okay! I’m very happy to hear Weichen say that he wants to be friends with me, but you don’t play with me! You still hate me! Throw me into the blacklist inside!"
"Ah..." Weichen seemed to understand something, and stretched out his hand to rub Yetou's hair, "It's all right, there will be more after commissioning, it's not that I won't play with you, it's because you really...how should I put it... ..."
so annoying--
"I even bought a gift for you!"
Yato was literally crying and howling.Hearing what Yeto said, Weichen felt very uncomfortable, feeling that he was so bad... He said he was friends with Yeto, but in fact...
"Yato, wait here for me!"
After finishing speaking, Weichen ran into the supermarket again, and after a long time, he ran out panting, and stood in the alley in a daze.Why do you feel that Yato, who is squatting in the alley and playing with wild cats, is so pitiful... She shook her head and ran towards Yato, "Yato."
"So slow, where have you been, Weichen?" Yetou looked up at the smiling Weichen, and laughed too, "By the way, this cat is quite interesting, it can do somersaults..."
"Hey Yato, I didn't answer your call before, so I just deleted your email or something. I'm sorry, because I think you are a little naughty... Ah no, in fact, you are not very naughty!" Weichen held the phone in his hand Handing the small gift box to Yeto, he smiled, "It's fine as an apology. By the way, I don't know if you like it, but I personally like this." Said, Weichen took out a box from the shopping bag Delicious bar, "Strawberry."
"Give it to me? Didn't you say you have no money QUQ?"
"By the way, I got some change!" Weichen laughed, patting Yato's face with both hands, "Hey, don't show such a strange expression! It makes me feel like I've done something terrible. Although Say um~ Tomorrow, I can play tomorrow, but I have to work part-time in the library or something... Oh yes! Speaking of which, what gift do you want to give me?" She looked at Yato expectantly , but Yato turned his head away and scratched his cheek, "Ah, how should I put it, I didn't bring it with me."
"Really--" Weichen stared at Yato suspiciously, and sighed a long time, "Forget it, let's go home." After she finished speaking, she turned and walked forward with her hands behind her back, and Yato rushed up behind her to grab him. Grabbing her hand and running outside, Weichen who was suddenly dragged away without knowing what happened was a little unsteady and almost fell, the wrist was grasped so tightly...it hurts..."Yato!"
"Don't look back!"
Although Yato said so, Weichen still glanced back desperately, behind him, there were super giant colorful scorpions chasing after them all the time.Seeing Weichen looking back at it, it let out a weird and sharp laugh and sped up to catch up.
"It smells so fragrant and delicious, let me eat it quickly..."
Liar!
Weichen quickly turned his head back and ran forward at a faster speed, instead of being dragged by Yeto, she ran with Yato!but!So many people on the street... are they... all right? ! !No, it feels like I can completely not worry about the people around me now!Because the scorpion who is chasing after him completely ignores other people, okay?The goal is to also talk about Yato and her... According to what Yato said earlier, monsters can eat undead, but she is human!So you want to eat God? You monster!
If... in that case... where are you going now?
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