[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

Rather than saying that this is the home of Ebisu Xiaofu, it is better to say that it is a small shop.When I came here for the first time, I felt that the location here was not right, but now I look at the surrounding environment, it is very quiet and natural, and it seems that Yebisu Xiaofujia’s products seem to have everything, including drinks and so on. You can take it all at your fingertips.

So Yato collected a few cans of beer to avoid Dahei's pursuit and drank them all.

Gu Weichen walked around without giving up, hoping to find the little sheep that fell here before, thinking about returning it to Akiya Miyamura in a few days.She felt that Ebisu Xiaofu told her that she had sold the little sheep as a joke, and she didn't know until she really couldn't find it... What Ebisu Xiaofu said was true.

Is this the rhythm of asking her to sell herself to make amends! !Even if Akira Miyamura said that it doesn't matter if the little sheep is gone, but... I still feel all kinds of sorry.

"Yeah~~~ Weichen sauce!!"

Hearing from Yetou that Gu Weichen specially bought a big cake for her, even if he knew it was ten o'clock in the evening, he would come over to eat cake with Xiaofu, Ebisu Xiaofu was so moved that his nose and tears flowed(?) towards Gu Weichen pounced on her, pressed her decisively and rubbed her hard, although she still didn't forget to complain about her small breasts...

In fact, Gu Weichen himself felt that it was not small...

"Eat more Weichen sauce." Ebishou Xiaofu cut a large piece of cake and handed it to Gu Weichen with a smile, then hooked Gu Weichen's neck and rubbed her face, "Weichen Sauce is so nice, I thought you were just joking or something, just perfunctory me."

"Ahem, I'm not that kind of person." Gu Weichen pressed Ebishou Xiaofu's face, reluctantly pushed her away, and moved a seat, "I did what I said, and I think you seem to be I really want to eat."

"Hey~ Weichen sauce is really good." Ebisu Xiaofu rubbed his face and sat beside Yato, humming an out-of-key tune, pretending not to care, and pushed Yato towards Gu Weichen, then buried himself in the cake, He raised his head and pointed at the cake with a blissful face, yelling to Dahei what it was delicious, and then choked himself with the next bite.

Seeing Ebishou Xiaofu choking himself, Gu Weichen turned his head gloatingly and sniggered. Seeing Dahei who seemed angry, Gu Weichen waved his hand quickly, expressing that he was not gloating, then buried his head in eating the cake, sat down Yeto, who was next to him, bit his fork and looked dissatisfied at the small piece of cake on his plate, and then glanced at the big cake on Weichen's plate, which was fully [-]/[-] the size of the cake on his plate, so he helped Ebisu Xiaofu took Gu Weichen's cake away and ran outside the house, directly to the roof.He might have thought that Gu Weichen had nothing to do with him, but he didn't know that his magic weapon——Nagino chased him out, and threw a plate of whipped cream at Yato, hitting Yato in the face.Yato, who was about to eat the cake, swallowed a mouthful of fresh cream and grabbed the paper plate that was still stuck to his face. After disappearing from the roof, while Nagione was not paying attention, a paper plate full of cream flew out of the room and hit him Nagione's face, Nagione just took off the paper plate and then flew over several butter plates.Seeing that Yato and Nagione were smashing fiercely, Ebisu Kofuku also joined the ranks of smashing the cream paper plate, but Yato smashed the plate before the cream was painted. He smashed a plate, so he quickly grabbed a painted cream paper plate and flew towards Yato, but it flew in the wrong direction and hit Nagione, and then the scene became chaotic.Gu Weichen watched the creamy paper plate scuffle in front of him, squatting silently in the corner to eat the cake, avoiding the flying paper plate from time to time, and when they got tired of smashing her cake, she was almost finished...

Well, the war between gods and artifacts is nothing more than that(?).

"Yatoto is too much! It hit someone's chest." Ebisu Xiaofu pointed at the cream on his clothes with an aggrieved face, and fell into Daikoku's arms and pretended to cry.

"Do you need me to wipe it clean for you~" Yato smiled and grabbed the towel and moved towards Ebisu Xiaofu, then was kicked aside by Dahei, he sat up covering his head that hit the wall, with the same expression Looking aggrievedly at Nagione who was wiping off the cream on her body, she pursed her mouth and even spoke with a slightly crying voice, "Nagino, look, I was kicked over by someone, quickly help me avenge QUQ"

Nagione stopped wiping and glanced at Yato with a contemptuous smile, then continued to wipe the cream on her body.Seeing that Nagito's call for help was unsuccessful, Yato had no choice but to cast his eyes on Gu Weichen who was squatting aside watching TV, slowly rubbed towards her, and pulled his sleeves: "Weichen, Weichen, I was kicked by Dahei... A lot of cream was smashed...Look at it..."

"Take your hands away." Gu Weichen pulled back his sleeves and stared at the TV seriously, and moved his position by the way.

"Weichen Weichen, don't you feel sorry for me at all? Look, my head hit the corner of the wall. It hurts so much..." Yedou rubbed his hands against Gu Weichen with tears in his eyes, and then pulled his sleeves , "Hey, it's not dusty, it's not dusty..."

"Yato, please tell me what you want to get." Gu Weichen ruthlessly pulled back his sleeve for the second time and moved away a little, without even looking at Yato, but his voice sounded like weeping. I couldn't bear it again, grabbed a towel and stuffed it for him, and then continued to watch TV.

"It's so ruthless!" Yato threw off the towel and covered his face and rolled on the ground, "I also want to comfort you, the divine weapon that protects the Lord like Dahei, I want to hug you warmly like Dahei Yes, why are you ignoring me!! Eh?"

Yato rolled halfway and was suddenly picked up by Nagione, who couldn't stand it anymore, and stuffed it into Dahei's arms. Nagione sighed and sat down on his knees, looked at Dahei solemnly, and said, "My god, please leave it to you." .”

"Eh?!!!" Yetou pushed Dahei away in surprise and looked back at Nagione, pointing at him tremblingly, "You, you, what are you doing, Cicici, resign?"

"Eh? Liar, Nagi and Yatoto are such a good combination, do you really want to resign?" Ebisu Kofuku looked at Nagione incredulously, "Aren't you thinking about it anymore? Unemployed people like Doudou (hit it) can only wear sportswear every day (hit it again), and they can’t eat enough (hit it again) and they have to go to other people’s houses to eat and bed (Yidou is riddled with holes), But Yatoto is still a good god."

"Didn't he say that he wants to protect the Lord's artifact like Mr. Dahei?" Nagi sound replied seriously, "I'm sorry that he thinks I'm not enough to protect the Lord."

"When will you protect the lord!" Yato flipped the table and pointed at Nagione angrily, "Apart from playing games with me, Takashi Kato and Kohinata Kato, what else would you do!"

"It won't make Weichen angry, and it will make her happy." Nagione's words pierced through Yato who was already riddled with holes like a sharp knife. Yato's HP value returned to zero, and he staggered a few steps and fell to the ground, continuing to roll on the ground , just lying on the ground and not getting up.Ebisu Xiaofu also took the opportunity to grab a chopstick and poke Yato.

"Okay, don't bully Yato." Gu Weichen couldn't stand it anymore, so he sighed and crawled over to rub Yato's hair, "Nagino was just making a joke, get up quickly. Obviously you are a god, okay, maybe you are a grandfather who is hundreds of years old, why are you acting like a child. Get up, no one really likes you if you don’t get up again!"

"Even if you wake up, no one likes to beep..."

"... Nagione! Nagione is Yato's magic weapon!"

Gu Weichen took a look at Nagiyin, hoping that Nagiyin could say something casually as long as it could comfort Yato, but Nagiyin turned her head, pursed her mouth and muttered: "If Weichen hadn't saved me at that time, who To become the artifact of the god of scum.”

"Nagino!!" Gu Weichen wanted to cry, but the scum on the ground rolled even harder. Sure enough, the resentment that no one liked enveloped the whole god. This god is going to be broken again! "Tsk, don't make trouble, I like it, can't I like Yato!"

"Huh?" Yetou stopped rolling and raised his head to look at Gu Weichen, or rather, everyone in the room looked at Gu Weichen in surprise at this time, and Yetoo confirmed with blinking eyes and pursed mouth, "Really?" Is it?"

"Really. Even if Yato did something that caused everyone to dislike Yato, if it wasn't too much, I would still like Yato, and I will always like it." Gu Weichen nodded seriously , although she didn't feel that there was anything wrong with this sentence, she reiterated it confidently, "What I said is true."

"Hey..."

It’s over.

Seeing Yeto buried on the tatami floor shyly covering his flushed face, Gu Weichen finally seemed to realize that something was wrong. She wanted to say one more word in an attempt to remedy the current situation that seemed like Yeto was being confessed, but The brain froze, the data editing factory in her mind was broken down, and even the machines exploded and destroyed. She couldn't say a word. She opened her mouth and waved her hands and shook her head. It took a long time to say: "Ah, ah No no, I didn't mean that, you know, I just..."

"Yeah!! I knew Weichen-chan liked Yatoto." Ebisu Xiaofu looked at Gu Weichen ambiguously with his palms together, and leaned over to Gu Weichen's ear and whispered a few words to her Then she stood up shyly and pulled Nagione and Daikoro out of the room, closing the door by the way.

What to say, even if a god like Yato has existed for hundreds of years, but he is still a very young boy, or DT or something is particularly easy to coax, he has earned something.

Who earned the life-saving? Don't close the door...

Gu Weichen froze there, stuck her neck and looked at the closed door. She couldn't yell out a sentence stuck in her throat. She secretly glanced at Yato, and immediately planned to get up quickly and run away from the door. Was thrown down by Yato...

Gu Weichen's setting is [-]% being knocked down, I hope she won't become a fool because of being knocked down too many times.

Ah~ If time can be turned back, she will definitely not come to rescue Yato! Let them bully this scumbag to death. Yato is really heavy, and the cake you eat will be crushed... Push, push no It's open... There are gods and artifacts peeping through the crack of the door!Second Olympic!

"Help, molestation, get out of here——drive!!!"

"what--!"

Ye Dou Shen and Gu Weichen's love (?) ended ruthlessly before it even started.How can there be a god who says to throw people down by the way? Anyway, it's not the first time, and it doesn't mean that you can jump over anytime and anywhere if you have done it in the past!Then casually rush over to Gu Weichen and swear that she must beat Ye Dou to death, okay?

What a god this is!

The author has something to say: cover your face ////

Hello everyone, I’m a pencil for death. Last time we talked about the pit roar of the Magic Flute... I guess it will open on July 7. You can collect something first~ Pure brain hole for death [Do you have a time when you don’t want to die?

Sa~ What happened to the girl... um... goodbye【Hey!stop