[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

Well, the cherry trees on both sides of the school road are about to bloom.

Gu Weichen propped his chin up and looked at the tree branch near the window, staring at the buds on it, imagining that after all the flowers on these cherry blossom trees are in full bloom, the petals will fall with the wind. Every time he enters the campus, it feels like someone is throwing flowers to welcome him. Same.It's really beautiful. After March and April, the cherry blossoms in this country will start from the south and slowly extend to the north. The small pink and white flowers that bloom will sway with the wind on the tree branches, and the petals will float down. The world is pink, so beautiful that I want to cry.

White in winter, pink in spring... how nice.

"Weichen, why are you crying?"

"Ah? No, I just stared outside for too long and didn't blink or anything, and then, my eyes couldn't take it... um." Gu Weichen rubbed his eyes and stopped all movements, slowly raised his head and looked at the sitting The god on the seat in front...and the artifact next to him who was flipping through the book...suddenly stood up, "You, you two!" She glanced at the classmates who were looking around, and then pulled Yato and Nagione out In the classroom, they stopped at a remote corner, let go of their fingers and said, "Where did you steal the school uniforms on your body!"

"It's not stolen." Ye Dou straightened his collar and confidently let go of his bangs, smiling handsomely, "We're working!"

"Well, that's true." Nagione also nodded.

"Really, is it work?" Gu Weichen looked at Nagione who was nodding all the time, and still expressed that she didn't believe it at all. She thought it was [-]% that Yato wanted to go to school to make trouble.But she also thought, if it was Yato who was messing around, Nagione wouldn't mess around with it and mess up Yato's plan, but sometimes Nagione thinks it's funny, so she would really join in the trouble... ...Come into school, wear school uniforms, say it's work, I really don't understand, okay?

"Have you forgotten, I am the convenient, fast, safe and witty god-sama Yato! Whether you want to clear or repair water pipes, sweep the street or guard the gate, be a nanny or a driver, find things or throw them away, I can play for you To write homework and take exams for you, just dial the hotline 5#####[-]X, Yatoshen and his friends will appear by your side as quickly as possible to solve all your problems. Come on, say If you have any troubles, I, Yato, will help you solve all your troubles and confusion even if you go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​fire!" Saying this, Yato stretched out his hand to Gu Weichen, "Do you need me to do something for you? Let me guess, for example, I don’t have time to eat breakfast, I’m super hungry, and I want to eat very much now, but I forgot to bring the lunch box when I think about it carefully. Come on, it only costs [-] yuan, and I’ll make you forget to bring it immediately bento box."

"Tch, save me some money." Gu Weichen slapped Yedou's palm hard, and raised his forehead, "Tell me, what kind of work did you come to the school for?"

"Well." Yato put the two [-] yuan steel hoops that he had just accepted with a smile on the side of Nagito, who seemed unwilling to be put on his shoulders, and continued, "The two of your classmates skipped class. I went to the concert, so I asked us to replace it, so the clothes were borrowed from those two boys, not stolen."

"But you guys, it's not them, okay? Pretending to be someone else can be a bit technical! It's not just a school uniform, please."

"Actually, I don't even need a school uniform, I just feel as happy as if I want to wear a couple outfit with Weichen~~"

"Fuck me!" Gu Weichen pushed away Yato, who was squirming in a happy posture, and held his forehead. She was really defeated by Yato, even this kind of entrustment is fine, she deserves it It's a cheap god who is making a name for himself in promotions, but... he doesn't look like one. Could it be that these two guys are going to spend time in school lying on their stomachs?

"Don't worry, I'm a god." Yato, who was pushed away, regained his confident smile, glanced at a boy walking over there, pointed at him and asked, "What's that guy's name?"

"...Arai Toru, I help you, you don't even know the names of the people in your class. I lost to you. Let me tell you who you traded with!" Gu Weichen held the wall weakly and sighed, visually observing the situation. The two artifacts are going to play on their stomachs for a day.

"Don't worry, otherwise let's make a bet. If Nagito and I reveal your secrets, I will do whatever you say in the future. If you don't reveal your secrets, treat us to ice cream." Yato smiled confidently, regardless of Gu Wei. Chen waved to Arai Toru if he agreed, "Hey, Arai, your shoelace fell off."

"Huh?" Arai Toru looked down at his shoelace, and it really fell off, so he squatted down and tied it, and Chao Yato smiled, "Thank you, Fujiwara."

"Teng..." Gu Weichen watched Toru Arai leave with dumbfounded eyes, looked at Yato in disbelief, stretched out his hand and pinched his face hard, and frowned, "Are you kidding, there is no mask or anything, and it looks like Yatou That face of a god of cheapness, why would Arai call you Fujiwara, Tzuo, I don't believe how you did it?"

"I won't tell you." Ye Dou grabbed Gu Weichen's hand, stared at her face carefully, and raised his hand to cover her forehead, "Your complexion is not very good, is it because you slept too late last night? I told you it was too late, and today we went to find Xiaofu together, but you didn’t want to, you insisted on rushing there so late! Now it’s all right, with dark circles under your eyes and a pale face!” Yeto pinched Pinch Gu Weichen's face

"No...it's okay! It's just a little sleepy, it's okay, why do you care so much?" Thinking of what happened last night, Gu Weichen almost wanted to bang his head to death, she brushed away Yato's hand, turned and walked towards the classroom, From time to time, he looked back to see if Yato and the others had followed, sighed and walked into the classroom, sat back in his seat and continued to look out the window with his chin propped up, waiting for the class to start.She really wanted to see how Yato and Nagione took the class instead of others.

And she really wanted to know how Yato made others think he was Fujiwara.

Is it possible because you are a god?

"Weichenjiang, what's wrong with you, you don't look very well." Hinata Yicheng next to him asked worriedly, "Is there something wrong? Do you need to go to the infirmary?"

"It's okay, it's just that I went to bed too late last night. I didn't wake up, and I looked dizzy. It's good to take a nap during the lunch break." Gu Weichen smiled, continued to copy the things on the whiteboard, and glanced at it by the way Yato and Nagione.Nagi is listening to the class very seriously, Yato is... all kinds of leisurely looking at the people next to him, and found that Gu Weichen was looking at him and even waved at her... Gu Weichen was stunned, and quickly buried his head in copying the questions.

Can Yato have a good class!Nagione, you care about the god next to you!

"Tude."

"..." Gu Weichen, who was hit by a blow, trembled and the pencil in her hand snapped in two. She glared fiercely at Yeto who was gesticulating at her, and grabbed the paper that Yeto used to smash her. Spread out the ball, then knead it into a ball and stuff it under the table, and continue to listen to the class carefully.

"Eh?"

The second ball of paper had a rather low hit rate and hit Hyuga Yisumi directly. Hyuga Yisumi frowned and picked up the paper ball that fell on the ground and looked around, seeing Yato exaggeratedly gesticulating and pointing at her hand. The paper ball inside pointed at Gu Weichen, she was surprised at first, then seemed to know something, so she handed the paper ball to Gu Weichen, and snickered, "Weichen sauce, when did Mr. Yeto sneak into our class?" ?”

"That shameless scum... Wait, Xiao Hinata just said that you saw Yato?" Gu Weichen looked at Hinata Yicheng in surprise, then raised the corner of his mouth and smiled, "Did Xiao Hinata really see Yato?"

"Eh... well, he's sitting in Fujiwara's seat, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing, that guy Yato is dead!" Gu Weichen covered his mouth and laughed.Hinata Yicheng just nodded, not knowing why Gu Weichen was surprised and smiled for a while, then looked at Yato who was waving at her, nodded embarrassedly, and then continued to listen to the class.

He actually made a bet with her, okay, now Hinata Yicheng has seen it out, and has revealed his secrets, according to the agreement, that guy Yato will have to listen to her in the future!Gu Weichen smiled smugly, spread out the note that Yato threw over, looked at the boring words that the instructor said that he knew what was written on it, picked up a pen again, and told him that he had revealed his secrets, according to the previous agreement He will listen to her in the future, she has to do what she says to Yato, and then throw it back and give it back to Yato.Although Gu Weichen would not insist on Yedou, but seeing Yedou's astonished face after learning that he had revealed his secrets, and then nervously looking left and right at the written note, Gu Weichen couldn't help laughing, he couldn't help it. It couldn't be more fun.

Afterwards, more and more paper balls were thrown by Yato, and the hit rate was extremely low, Gu Weichen didn't want to pick up those paper balls that were thrown in the wrong direction.So gradually, the classroom became chaotic. Paper balls flew from all directions. The peaceful classroom completely turned into a chaotic paper battle battlefield, and the culprit Yato was calmly dragged away.After Ye Dou was taken away, Gu Weichen thought he could take a breather and rest for a while, but he didn't expect the instructor to turn back, look around at everyone in the classroom, point to her, and motion for her to come out...

Why let her out?

"That bastard Yetou!" Gu Weichen gritted his teeth and looked at Yetou who was making faces at her from behind his mentor, and then he knew the reason for asking her to go out. It is 90.00% likely that Yetou told his mentor that she was also one of the culprits !Or put the blame on her entirely!What the hell is going on with that scumbag, can he make people go to class properly!Gu Weichen stood up angrily, walked out of the classroom, followed the instructor to the office, took advantage of the opportunity of turning a corner, kicked Yato hard, and stepped into the office as if nothing happened.She naively thought that Yetou would not come back with revenge, so Gu Weichen was accidentally tripped by Yetou, who was full of malice and wanted to avenge the kick he had kicked, and fell to the door of the office...

"Weichen Weichen, are you okay, why don't you see that there is a threshold? Really, tell me where it hurts?" Ye Dou pretended to be extremely worried and helped Gu Weichen up, and then couldn't help it He tilted his head and hugged his stomach with a smile.

"Ye... Dou..." Gu Weichen rubbed his sore knee, wishing he could jump over and kill Ye Dou, and then he jumped up and slashed his palm from the top of Ye Dou's head to split him in half!

I feel that the friendship with Yato has really come to an end! ! !

The author has something to say: Teeth whitening—it’s getting into a white-hot situation, and Kawenka gets *...I don’t know if it’s good to masturbate like this...What’s the matter if I can’t find it after the exam...It feels so bad!

hum!I will find Momoe Yato as soon as possible...cry

[My brother will be very busy recently because he ran away from home, so I can't come up these few days.The next chapter is due at 13:13:13 the day after tomorrow