[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

There are 800 million gods in Japan.Gu Weichen only knows four of them, one is the lowest-ranked Fujin God——Yato, who is currently unemployed, as long as you give him [-] yuan, he can happily have sex with you (Nani?! ) or a blind date on behalf of an exam; one is a poor god who hides his name and swindles—Ebisu Xiaofu. It is the strongest martial god - Bishamon, who has many artifacts, and has a hatred with Yeto that will not be appeased unless you die or I die. According to Bishamon himself (probably this is what it means?) As everyone can see, She is a goddess with a super good figure, but in a sense, she is an exhibitionist and slut (Yato told her); there is also a master of learning-Sugawara Michizane, Yato often spends nights at his shrine, before she I have seen him once before, and I have also seen his artifact. The specific thing I talked about was because of Yato's work, so I only exchanged two or three sentences, but she just mentioned that there is a Wenquxing master in her hometown, and it is a super Spiritual...and then it's not very pleasant.

Cough cough, so the remaining 800 million gods in Japan are definitely not normal!Sampling (?) The [-] people I know have refreshed her outlook on the world, outlook on life and values, okay?This is different from the god she imagined!

Gu Weichen's heart is so tired, if he continues in this state, he might meet a big god after returning to China. The big god must be a little more normal than the Japanese god... right? ! !Ah, speaking of the sesame oil money of the Chinese gods... Hehe.

"It's done!" Gu Weichen triumphantly put the packaged goods on the counter, got up and wiped off a handful of bitter (pseudo) sweat, grabbed the mop, bucket and rag next to him and walked into the shop with the sticker [Non-store personnel are not allowed to enter. 】The room with the label, and soon changed into a uniform and walked out.Although Ye Dou is a vagrant, thanks to him, Gu Weichen also got a lot of part-time jobs.

On a beautiful Sunday, Gu Weichen's task is to... wear a lion cartoon puppet costume and distribute leaflets on the street.Yes, dress up as a lion cartoon Muppet!A scum like Yato, if he found out, he would be so excited that he would be sweating, grabbing his mobile phone, taking ten consecutive shots and twenty consecutive shots of her, and then giggling behind his back... Oh my god, it's like Yato This kind of strange sorghum must have played several rounds behind his back (hey!).Thinking of this, Gu Weichen really got goosebumps all over his body!

Because it is the cherry blossom viewing season, there will be many people on the street. Many people will read the flyers at this time.After reading the leaflets, housewives will take them home to pad the legs of the table, and the environmental protection ambassador will prepare some small stalls on the side of the road to recycle these leaflets and process them into treasures. If they are really useless, they can be thrown directly into the Recyclable bin.Absolutely not... Throwing it all over the floor →_→ That is, on this day, Gu Weichen spent the most 'lucky' day in his life.

"Ah, there are too many people, it seems that I got lost."

In a suit, a man in a suit is holding a flyer in one hand and a crumpled piece of paper in the other, staring straight at the cartoon lion played by Gu Weichen. It's very clear, anyway, that's the direction.Gu Weichen pointed at himself, wanting to ask if the man in the suit wanted to ask her something, pointing at himself in a cartoon lion puppet looked a bit silly, the man in the suit was taken aback for a moment, then did the same pointing to himself...

Well, two people on the road pointed at themselves and asked each other if they wanted to ask or say something to themselves...

＞＞＞＞＞

"A Kansai-style restaurant..." Gu Weichen took off the cartoon lion's headgear and put it aside, carefully looking at the map handed to her by the man in the suit.

Although she is not very good at reading maps...

"Excuse me, are you working now?" The man in the suit asked, hugged Gu Weichen with interest, put down the cartoon lion headgear and put it on his own head, and gave Gu Weichen a YES gesture, "Work clothes?"

"Well, it's actually not work clothes! It's just for publicity, so that people can notice it." Gu Weichen scratched his hair and smiled embarrassedly, looked back at the clock, and said with a smile, "It just so happens that the work can be over. Anyway, the leaflets have been distributed. If you don't mind, let's go together. Since you said that the braised burgers there are delicious, I will also try to see if the braised burgers there are as good as you said. Delicious~" Gu Weichen took off the lion headgear worn by the man in the suit, ran into the store to change back into his own clothes and ran out without even putting on his shoes, "Okay! Let's go together !"

"You look happy?"

"Really? Maybe." Gu Weichen chuckled, he was really a little happy to be able to spend a Sunday without the interruption of Yato (the stone sculpture in front of Ebisu Kofuku's department store).However, happy is happy, if Yato knows that she and Nagione have teamed up to slap him hard, he will definitely be overwhelmed and walk away!You can imagine the way that guy frantically brandished a knife (?) to kill himself.

Bring him something to eat when you go back.

"By the way, what's your name, sir?" Gu Weichen asked.

"Ebisu." Ebisu replied calmly, and continued to follow Gu Weichen.

"Oh, Mr. Ebisu. My name is Gu Weichen~ Please... eh?" Gu Weichen blinked his eyes, repeating the name Ebisu in his heart, it seems very familiar, where... Listen ever?Ebisu... Ebisu Kofuku?Ebisu? ! "You are! One of the Seven Lucky Gods! Ebisu God!" Gu Weichen looked at Ebisu in surprise, this god looks much more normal!so!Or rather!Before Ebisu nodded to indicate that he was Ebisu, one of the seven gods of good fortune, Gu Weichen asked again, "Or... just like the poverty god Ebisu Xiaofu, he stole the name of Ebisu God What kind of deceitful god is bluffing?"

After hearing Gu Weichen's words, Ebisu had a small crossroads appear on his forehead, and replied calmly: "I am Ebisu, one of the seven gods of good fortune, and it is the God of Poverty and the God of Weakness who pretend to use my name to swindle you." It's Yato."

"Cough...haha, that's right." Gu Weichen smiled naively, the Shuaishen is Yetou hahaha... "In other words, you know Yetou?"

"Um, I bought artifacts from him before." Ebisu replied seriously, "Good artifacts are not very good in his hands."

"Impossible, Yato is still very powerful, in terms of training artifacts... But, what do you mean by buying artifacts just now? Give him money, will he sell artifacts to you?" Gu Weichen asked , suddenly a little worried about Nagi's future! "Did the transaction go through?"

"Success."

what? ! ! !

"Later I found out that the artifact I bought wasn't worth that price. That guy Yato actually lied to me. If I meet him again, I'll give him a good punch." Ebisu kept his face paralyzed and raised his fist and twisted it. Gu Weichen took a look and asked, "It's interesting to see God in the vast crowd."

"Yeah, haha, it's so interesting." Gu Weichen was a little regretful, she knew that it would be nice to just pretend to be Ebisu, but she just really saw God!This is really a god!God of Wealth!God of business!

"You're lying, I've heard about you."

Ebisu's tone is very cold, different from Yato, Xiaofu, Bishamon or Sugawara Michizane, I feel like walking with him, I am really, small as... ass orz

"I've even heard about Ebishou God, I'm a little flattered." Gu Weichen is like a fart... When she thinks of this, she wants to move a little distance, at least a little farther away, so that she can Don't appear to be too small.It's just that she underestimated Yebisu too much. Wherever she moved, Yebisu followed...until she reached what Yebisu said, the olive house that sold delicious braised burgers.Maybe it's the reason why this Ebisu God came to visit, there are many people in the store, it's lively, but there is only one clerk, an amiable old lady, she smiled and beckoned Gu Weichen and Ebisu to sit down, Pour hot tea for them, and serve two bowls of hot braised burgers without Yebisu asking for food.It seems that Yebisu is a regular customer of this store.

"How does the girl feel about the taste?"

Ahhh, I didn’t ask her if she really wanted to eat the braised hamburger, so I came straight up, and I was embarrassed to say anything, Gu Weichen really shamelessly ate QUQ, and when the old lady asked her, she hurriedly raised her head He nodded repeatedly and said, "It's delicious! Although I heard Huibi just now... oh!"

Inexplicably stepped on by Ebisu, Gu Weichen suddenly understood how painful it was to accidentally step on Yato last time!She glared at Ebisu, thinking that this god was a little more normal than Yato Kofuku Bishamon, but now she felt that this guy was not like a normal god either!What kind of trouble!Step on other people's feet for no reason!She moved a little away, smiled and said: "It's delicious, it's really worth hearing a hundred times!"

"Really, is Mr. Hui's friend?" the old lady asked.

"Ah... my friend." Gu Weichen glanced at Ebishou and shook his head, "I just dropped by..."

"I just brought him here along the way." Ebishou cut off Gu Weichen's words, and put down the bowl expressionlessly, "This guy heard that the braised burgers here are good, so he followed me here."

"Wait, wait! Please clarify who is coming to whom first!"

"Didn't you come with me?" Ebisu said firmly, and continued to eat.

"You!" Well, well, there is something wrong with this God, God is a strange guy, God is a guy with too thick brains, God is an inexplicable guy!Gu Weichen didn't bother to choke with Ebishou, no matter how she choked, she couldn't beat a god!Gu Weichen snorted and continued to eat.Just now the grandmother called Ebisu "Mr. Hui", that is to say, does Ebisu call himself Mr. Hui?It’s true, gods shouldn’t casually let people know that they are gods, right? They go out like a star and wrap themselves tightly so that no one will know who they are.So under normal circumstances, claiming to be a god has absolutely two results!One is that it is considered a neuropathy, and those like Yato are [-]% considered neuropathy, and they didn't run away!The second is being surrounded by a lot of people and trying to touch it, it's like a star's "micro-service tour" fans found out, visually Ebisu and Bishamon are of this type, after all, they are relatively famous gods .

Ok……

Ebisu is the God of Wealth...

Gu Weichen took a sip of the soup, stared straight at Ebisu, would the God of Wealth give her a small fortune because she led him the way?Speaking of which, the family is quite wealthy... "Papa!" Gu Weichen clasped his hands together and muttered to Ebisu, "I hope everything goes well for the family and the business will be better and better", and took out a five-yuan coin from his pocket. It was stuffed into Ebisu's hand, showing the sign and grinning~ God, did you hear my wish~~~

"Ah, you've got something on your teeth and it looks disgusting when you smile like that."

……

Second Olympic!She never wants to meet this god again!

Gu Weichen put the name Ebisu in her little blacklist!