[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

"I heard about you."

Ebisu wiped his mouth, and looked at Gu Weichen as if he had discovered some business opportunity.I feel uncomfortable being stared at by girls, let alone male gods stared at me. Gu Weichen feels that he is not in the Olive House but in some kind of laboratory. If Ebisu is not a god but some kind of robot , She felt that in his eyes, she had been completely dissected, even a piece of wool on the clothes had been analyzed to find out what kind of sheep the accident came from, whether it was a ram or an ewe, and the analysis of the composition of the cell slices came out... And that look is a little bit like looking at the monkeys juggling in the park, which makes her very disliked!She took a sip of tea calmly, coughed a few times and asked, "And then?"

"I heard that you once got into trouble with "Mian" in order to prevent Yato and Bishamon from fighting. "

cough!Do you know that her work is about being hunted down by those masked monsters!!!Gu Weichen knows it. God knows that human beings are nothing more than stupid things or deadly things. Isn’t there a saying that once human beings are stupid, God will laugh at you ( Who said that!)!She twitched the corners of her mouth and continued to drink tea: "You want to ask about information about those monsters, but I don't know anything. It's useless for you to ask."

"Is that so, it seems that you have become weak after following a god like Yato."

cough!Bad breath...

"Yatou is just a God of Misfortune, not a Shuaishen, or a God of War!" Gu Weichen frowned, really wishing that the tea in the cup could be splashed directly on Ebisu's face!

In fact, the god of misfortune is not a very good god. It is said...

"Speaking of which, what's your opinion on a god like Yato?" Ebisu asked, still without any expression on his face.

"May I ask if there are gossip news in the God Realm?" Gu Weichen asked in a low voice, holding his chin, why did she have the illusion that Ebisu was a gossip reporter? !

Ebisu didn't answer, but just waited for Gu Weichen's answer blankly.Seeing that Ebishou didn't answer anything, Gu Weichen didn't intend to ask any further questions, so he could only reply sloppily: "It's okay."

"I heard that you are living together, is there really such a thing?"

"Pfft—" Isn't this a gossip reporter? !Gu Weichen took a sip of the tea, felt his sore nose and eyes hurt, and replied in a hoarse voice, "Living with your sister, there is no such thing! I just feel sorry for that guy, and then, Aunt Inoue's house happened to have It was an empty room and relatively safe to let him live there temporarily! After all..." Gu Weichen wiped his nose, sat down and looked at Ebisu with a very serious expression, "It's too dangerous outside, God Or the sacred weapon will always be the target of some monsters, and it's also... very cold."

"It looks like he intends to spoil Yato." Ebisu said seriously, "As far as I know, Yato is a god that even the heavens don't recognize, but a jobless vagrant wearing a tracksuit who claims to be a god, that's all. In order for people to remember that there is such a god as him, no matter what wishes people entrust him with, he will fulfill them. So, he is a scary guy." Saying that, Yebisu paid the money and got up to prepare leave.Seeing this, Gu Weichen hurriedly took out his wallet to pay back the money, but was stopped by Ebishou.He shook his head, indicating that he had already paid the full amount and she didn't need to continue to pay.

"I've also heard about Yato from Bishamon's artifact, and... also..." Gu Weichen pursed his lips. In his recent dream, he learned a lot, just like reading through Yato It has been the same since birth until now, as to why she dreamed of these things, she is not very clear. "Although that guy looked scary in the past, but now he wants to become a god with 2000 million believers and stand at the top of the country through his own efforts. He has dreams and pursuits!"

"Whoa? To become a god with 2000 million believers standing at the top of the country?"

"Please don't look like Yato is joking, Ebisu, a guy with dreams and pursuits, as long as he perseveres in fighting for his dreams, he will always succeed!" Gu Weichen pouted and said. There are some small cakes in the cake shop next to it, so I quickly stopped, "It's in the shape of Kabipa, Yato will like it...Hey, Ebisu, do you like cakes or something?"

"Huh?" Ebisu frowned and looked back at Gu Weichen. It was the first time he was yelled at by someone on the street and asked if he wanted to eat cake. Bangmi brought it out, no, in fact, he directly told all his artifacts that no one should follow him. He will have a good rest and have fun all day today. Therefore, an attribute like him is a god of luck, and he must find the one that returns to the shrine. Lu (Lu Chi, usually the scum of Bangmi leading the way) still needs to rely on the help of Gu Weichen, a human girl who can see God because of his luck...

Gu Weichen pointed to a cake with Kabipa's head in the window, and asked the clerk if he could make another one now.Because of the fact that she joined hands with Nagiyin Daikoku to turn Yato into a stone sculpture a few days ago, she still feels a little bit sorry.But even telling Yato directly to let her rest for a few days and not to bother her will not only make Yato think "Weichen, you don't want me yet!", but also make him pester her even more... um!It's good to be separated for a short time, at least she finally got a good night's sleep these days!As the saying goes, a little farewell is better than a newlywed! (Cough!) She was thinking about adding a small crown to Kabipa's head. Adding a small crown will look better, and it also has a symbol of Yato. In short, there will be a small crown on the things of Yato Oh...tsk, last time she actually said that she wanted to put a little crown on her heart, isn't it scary!So Gu Weichen silently drew a small crown on his nails with nail polish, feeling that he couldn't be more witty!

"Cakes, and kabipa biscuits, all ready!" Gu Weichen walked out of the cake shop with big bags and small bags. He thought Ebisu had already left, but he didn't expect him to be still outside the door. Gu Weichen smiled apologetically Laughing, "I'm sorry Ebisu, I thought you must have left after waiting for so long."

"Actually, it doesn't take long." Ebishou watched Gu Weichen carry a lot of things, and reminded, "Eating too much will make you gain weight."

"It's okay, I'm already fat anyway!" Gu Weichen smiled innocently and handed a small bag to Ebisu, "This is for you, and I plan to send it to Bishamon, the master of learning, and Xiaofu, Let’s go together if you want to.”

"Um, um..." Ebisu looked down at the bag Gu Weichen stuffed him, inside was a very delicately packaged box, it seemed to be something like a biscuit, which was presented as a tribute face to face (li) Goods (wu) or something, the feeling is not bad, "Will you go to Yebisu Shrine?"

"Huh?" Gu Weichen looked at Ebisu suspiciously while chewing the bubble gum, and said with a smile, "You don't even know where your own shrine is, do you?"

"Yeah." Ebisu nodded, "Usually Bangmi leads the way, but today I didn't bring out any artifacts."

"Hehe, you really know how to joke." Gu Weichen thought that Ebishou was joking, but after hearing Ebishou's introduction to herself and her artifact, she felt that the god Ebishou...has no artifact. Worse than Yato! "Should I wipe off your cold sweat for you? Fortunately, no monsters were eyeing you. Let's go, let's take you back to the shrine, but the premise is that you go to the shrine of Bishamon Tenjin with me first."

"Yeah." Ebishou continued to follow Gu Weichen, he truly believed that Gu Weichen was on the right path, which made Gu Weichen feel warm in his heart!You must know that when she was shopping with Yato Nagi, those two guys would stare at her and drag her tightly, as if she was afraid that she would get lost!And every step she took seemed wrong to them!It's never been right!

Other gods came to the shrine, and Bishamon seemed to come out in full costume to welcome them. She looked at Ebisu and Gu Weichen, a little confused.

"Why is Weichen and Ebisu together?" Zhaoma asked.

"Ha, I met on the road, and then we went to the Olive House to eat together. Let me tell you, the braised burgers there are the best!" Gu Weichen happily stuffed Zhao Zhao with beautifully packaged biscuits and so on. Ma, by the way, I explained about the school festival, because Yato and Nagione will also go at that time, and they have received many commissions, so I must tell Zhaoma, lest Bishamon meet Yato and the two sides fight again.That's no joke!After explaining the matter, Gu Weichen and Ebishou left. When Ebishou learned that they were going to Ebishou Xiaofu's place, she was very reluctant in her heart. She asked ten times just on the bus. Can you go to his shrine first... So, Gu Weichen had to search the map urgently to find out where the legendary Yebisu Shrine is. Before, he said that he would never trust the map navigation again. In order to send Yebisu back first, It's better to use it again, maybe Ebisu has a hatred with someone who has something that must make you die or I will die, wouldn't it be even more embarrassing!

"God can't summon a divine beast...cough! Can the divine weapon come to help you?" Gu Weichen vaguely remembered that Yato could summon Nagione at any time...the premise is that there is a phone by Nagione's side.

"Are you lost too?" Ebisu asked.

With the blessing of the god of luck, under normal circumstances people should be able to find their way accurately, or do things smoothly.But putting it on Gu Weichen might not work because Gu Weichen...

"There's a bad air from Yato and God of Poverty all over my body." Ebisu said with a look of disgust.

"You're lucky, you're great, you're great! Go back by yourself!" Gu Weichen frowned and sighed beside the bus stop sign, "Who got lost... Get lost before you left, I'm kidding you, besides, there are public The bus stop is directly outside the shrine. You don’t even know that there is a bus stop opposite your shrine.”

"Well, I seldom pay attention to it." Ebisu replied calmly, "Because many people visit my shrine, I don't pay much attention to how those people come. Only guys like Yato will come to my shrine occasionally. Make trouble in front of the shrine."

"That's right, people like you who have been seen by the gods probably forget it in a blink of an eye, but others have a deep impression of you, and you don't worry about being forgotten or even disappearing." Gu Weichen mentioned The big and small things stood up and looked at the approaching bus not far away, smiling, "It's really too tenacious for an unknown god like Yato to survive to this day."

With the help of various means, no matter what wish can be granted to others, it survives in the memory of the guy whose wish has been fulfilled. The god who climbs up and continues to advance to his 2000 million believers, and Ebisu, Bishamon, Compared with a familiar god like the God of Learning, Yato is really quite powerful.Ability, mentality, etc.

"Ebisu, your shoelace fell off."

"Oh, it's okay, go back and tie it up."

"...Why do you want to go back and tie it again?"

"Because I can't tie my shoelaces."

"You don't know how to tie shoelaces, you are too scary! What kind of god is even less reliable than Yato!"

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"I don't know how many artifacts you have, but I heard from Nagione that there are quite a lot of artifacts of famous gods. The biscuits in this store are delicious. I'd like to give you an extra box." Gu Wei Chen Duo stuffed Ebisu with a box of biscuits, and smiled, "If you have nothing to do the day after tomorrow, or if you are interested, you can come to the Akita Academy's school festival, it's fun!"

"Oh, if I remember."

"Hmm...you wait." As he spoke, Gu Weichen grabbed a small wooden sign and wrote the time and place of the school festival on it, then hung it on the ema wall, "It's done, praise me for being smart. "

"Well, you are witty." Yebisu nodded, or the god had no other expressions.Suddenly, two or three people in suits appeared in the shrine. Gu Weichen thought that these people in suits were believers who came to worship, but they treated Ebisu very respectfully, which surprised Gu Weichen, "Yes. ... Divine Artifact?"

"As you can see, these people are my artifacts." Ebisu handed all the biscuits in his hand to a stronger uncle next to him, "Gu Weichen, right? Thank you very much for helping me , At the same time, I also want to remind you. No matter what your views or thoughts on Yato God, you have to remember that you are a human being. It's disrupting the world here. It's easy to interfere with the other side."

"Hmm..." Gu Weichen scratched his hair embarrassingly and smiled, "I know, Mr. Daozhen said it before, but... just let it be."

"Let it take its course..." Ebisu smiled lightly, "This is the first time I've seen someone as stupid as you."

"I hope it will be the last time I see you, a person as stupid as I am." Gu Weichen smiled naively, this god can still laugh, which means that he is still a normal god... She glanced at her watch and gasped In a fit of anger, it's already past five o'clock, and she promised Hinata Yisumi to conduct the last rehearsal tonight, so she quickly trotted up, "I'm sorry Ebisu, I have something to go first, goodbye!"

"..." Ebisu watched Gu Weichen stop a taxi and leave, then turned and walked slowly into the shrine, "It's so strange, I've never seen such a person before."

"Master, there are all kinds of people in this world, and that girl is just one of them."

"Bangmi, I came back this time without relying on you, and I even learned how to tie my shoelaces. Your biscuit was confiscated."

"It's a good thing for the young master to learn how to tie shoelaces, biscuits... just confiscate them..."

Outside the Yebisu Shrine, a man in a yukata leaned on the torii gate and looked in the direction Gu Weichen left, and smiled: "If you have time, I should really have fun with that girl."

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