My apprentice teases me
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He will eat up all my money for marrying my wife..."
Jiang Liu'er patted his head with one hand with a dark face, "What nonsense, you are a monk now!"
Zhu Bajie listened to this sentence, so he thought he was very smart and said to Gao Cuilan who was standing aside: "Oh, I forgot to tell you one thing, I am also a monk now, so don't bother me anymore." Follow me."
"You!!!" Gao Cuilan was shocked and finally left with her friend.
If you hurry up and leave, you will have no chance to meet Gao Cuilan again.Then my sixth task can be completed.Jiang Liu'er urged them to eat quickly and leave after eating.
Even so, the few of them were still a step behind.
When they were only a few steps away from the entrance of Gao Lao Zhuang, a group of tall and fierce men suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
"My lady said, all I need is him!"
The leader, an old man in his 60s with a goatee, pointed to Zhu Bajie and said, "Leave him, and you can walk out of this village without incident."
Hmph, I don't like this second senior brother who always grabs food with me for a long time.
Xiaobailong asked Zhu Bajie for the luggage without hesitation.Monkey King took Jiang Liuer's hand and was about to leave.
"You don't want to be like this. One day you are a teacher and brother, and you will be a teacher for a lifetime. We must unite as one and help Bajie." Jiang Liu'er pulled them back and said "sincerely".
Looking up at the old man, he folded his palms together and said to Amitabha: "Almsgiver, Bajie is already a disciple of my Buddhist sect, and it is impossible to get married to your young lady."
What happened next made Jiang Liu'er almost think that she had returned to real life.
He just clasped his hands together in an ordinary way, but the old man seemed to be hit by an invisible force, and fell on the ground with his face covered in pain.
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Everyone present was dumbfounded.
However, the "injured" person who had already suffered a lot didn't feel at ease as a talented actor, but opened his throat and shouted loudly: "Killer! Foreigners are coming to kill!"
"..." Jiang Liu'er was speechless. Did "Pengci" become so popular a long time ago?
Hearing the old man's shout nearby, he originally planned to ignore it—as a high-ranking executive who is domineering in Zhuangzi, who would dare to beat him like this?Do you want to die?
But the common people in this village have more or less been favored by Master Gao, so the kind-hearted people gathered around and whispered to Jiang Liuer's master and apprentice.
"Hey, you actually did something to an old man. Why are young people like this now?"
"Seeing that they are all well-dressed, I didn't expect..."
"Hehe, there is actually a monk..."
……
Even under such public opinion, it is not easy for Monkey King and the others to do anything to them.So a group of people obediently led by senior executives and escorted by several strong men arrived at a relatively large and dignified mansion in the village.
In the main hall, there was already a gorgeously dressed old man sitting there.
The old man sighed and said to them: "I don't want to embarrass you. But my little daughter insisted on me doing this... She even used her life to make me stop you... Hey, why is my Tweety?" It has become like this..."
Zhu Bajie also frowned and said, "Did something happen in the past few years? How come Tweety's personality has completely changed?"
"When you left without saying a word, Tweety went to find you on her own after she found out. Later, when we found her, she was unconscious. When she woke up again, she was like this. "The old man was very helpless, as if he had made up his mind, "I don't care if you are a human or a monster, as long as Tweety likes..."
Suddenly a panicked little girl ran in, "Master is not well, Miss San has started to have a seizure again!"
The old man frowned, stood up and walked out.
Then there were only a few of them left in the room.
"Can we go now?" Little White Dragon asked in a low voice.
Although it is not impossible to leave now, but Jiang Liu'er feels that this matter is very strange.
A person's temperament suddenly changes or something... Isn't it true that he has been time-traveled?
☆, 28. Another unlucky traveler
There is a place called Gaolaozhuang on the border of Uzang. Although most of the people there are poor, there are no major disasters, and life is not bad.
But I didn’t know that a monster that didn’t look like a human came on that day—it’s okay to scare children because of its ugly appearance. What’s more, he often ate at the villagers’ homes—the amount of food was More than ten times that of ordinary people, you have to eat several times a day.If you can't get it out, the monster will eat people.
Such a situation made the villagers unable to vomit their hardships, but fortunately, such days ended when the pig demon came to the village's Gaofu to eat.
Gaofu is the only large family in the village, and the food is naturally much better than that of ordinary families.What's more, that pig demon also took a fancy to his little daughter!
Although they sympathized with Mr. Gao's family, the villagers secretly breathed a sigh of relief - after all, the pig will not come to bully them in the future.
When such a monster came to the house, everyone in Gao Mansion was terrified.Master Gao originally thought that he would raise a pig, but he didn't expect that pig to take a fancy to his daughter!He was so angry that even the hand holding the notebook was shaking.
Even more incredible!
Tweety actually agreed! ! !
Master Gao rolled his eyes and passed out immediately.
Everyone said that this Miss Gao family had been possessed by a monster.Master Gao also invited a famous exorcist Taoist priest in Uzbek to help his girl take a look.
"Master Gao, there is nothing abnormal about Ling Qianjin's body." The exorcist said.
Later, Master Gao invited many Taoist priests one after another, and finally believed that his little daughter was not possessed by a monster, but was blind.
However, the daughter is blind, so she can't let such an ugly monster be his son-in-law!Although he will turn into a human, he is also a monster!Therefore, Mr. Gao firmly disagreed, forcing them to die and not allowing them to get married, but only agreed to let the pig demon live in their house.
It is said that time sees people's hearts, as long as there is a heart, bad people will still become very cute people.For example, the ugly monster who eats a lot.
In the past few years, he has not only maintained his human appearance all day long, but also helped with work, and he will not get angry and want to eat people.People in Gao Laozhuang have almost forgotten that he is a monster.
Everyone thought that Mr. Gao would be softened in the end and agreed to the marriage between the pig demon and his daughter, but they didn't expect that one day the pig demon would disappear suddenly.
Later, that Miss Gao family disappeared.
Later, Miss Gao came back, but the charming, gentle and quiet young lady was gone forever.
It's usually fine, but there are always a few times a month when he suddenly beats and kicks people like crazy, and even a few big men can't stop him.
Everyone said that the pig demon might have taken Miss Gao's soul away.
Jiang Liu'er looked at the big men who stopped them at the intersection just now, subduing the crazy Gao Cuilan, and then tied her up with a thick rope.
Jiang Liuer whispered to Monkey King next to her, "Is this girl possessed by a monster?"
Sun Wukong shook his head.
Since it wasn't, then it was really his second apprentice who killed him? Na Chuke looked at Zhu Bajie, "Bajie...?
Before he could say anything, Zhu Bajie jumped up, "Master, this has nothing to do with me, old pig!"
"Brother Zhu, save me! I don't want you to go!" Although Gao Cuilan was tied up, she still looked at Zhu Bajie and struggled to crawl to this side.
"..." Jiang Liu'er glanced at Zhu Bajie, isn't this none of his business?
Zhu Bajie looked back stiffly.Sun Wukong slapped him on the back of the head and taught him: "What are you staring at, can you show some respect to Master?!"
"..."
"..."
Zhu Bajie patted his head, but dared not speak out.
Jiang Liu'er almost laughed, and quickly turned away, but accidentally saw that Gao Cuilan who was unwilling to be tied up in the yard was looking at him with hatred.
Although the look was so fleeting, he still captured it.
Jiang Liu'er's heart tightened, why did she look at him like this?When did he offend her?
Jiang Liu'er felt that his eyes were dazzled, but he still felt that the girl's look just now really shocked his heart.
His intuition told him that there must be something strange about it!
Jiang Liu'er suddenly became interested in this matter.He felt that he had finally found the first meaningful and valuable thing that could crush everyone in Journey to the West—to find out what was going on with this Gao Cuilan.
Jiang Liu'er asked the teary-eyed Master Gao next to him: "Has she been like this these past few years? The doctor said there is nothing wrong with her body?"
Master Gao nodded, "Although he is usually grumpy, he won't be as crazy as today... It's all my fault, if I didn't stop them back then, maybe Tweety..."
Master Gao was so choked up that he couldn't continue, and he went back to the house with the help of his servants.
As for Miss Gao in the courtyard, the servants skillfully shut her into the room and even locked the door.
"Master, let's leave as soon as possible, don't delay the matter of getting the Western Classics." This time it was Zhu Bajie who proposed to leave.
Before Jiang Liu'er said, "How could you just walk away like this, it was because of you that you became such a girl, you scumbag!", even God couldn't see it.
Suddenly there was a thunderous rumbling sound in the sky, and a bolt of lightning split apart in the sky... Then the sky was suddenly covered with dark clouds, and in the blink of an eye, it began to rain cats and dogs.
"..."
Now I want to leave but I can't.Jiang Liu'er happily decided: "Okay, let's stay here for a day!"
When going to bed at night, Jiang Liu'er rejected Sun Wukong's proposal to share a room with her.Not to mention that he's going to sneak around to do something good tonight, even if he doesn't do anything, he doesn't want to share a room with Monkey King!
Strange, why does this Monkey King always stay with himself?Jiang Liu'er couldn't figure it out at all.
This sudden heavy rain continued from noon until the dead of night, and it still didn't stop. Instead, it became heavier and heavier, and the wind blew up.
Jiang Liu'er lay dead on the bed, waited until even the dog had gone to sleep, then got up, put on his clothes, and opened the door.
It was pitch black outside, and the sound of wind and rain mixed together, adding a lot of indescribable atmosphere to this rainy night with low visibility.
Jiang Liu'er closed the door tightly, and the cat carefully trot along the eaves to Gao Cuilan's room.Because she couldn't use an oil lamp as a lighting tool, Jiang Liu'er fell a few times.However, the room he chose was not far from Gao Cuilan's room, so he soon arrived outside Gao Cuilan's room.
The servant who guarded the door during the day has disappeared, and he doesn't know where he went.Jiang Liu'er reached out and pushed the door, but it was still locked.Then he went around to the other side and came to the window.Tried it, it doesn't work for sure.
He leaned against the window and listened carefully to the situation in the room, and could vaguely hear someone talking.It seems to be saying: "What to do, Tang Seng has already appeared, if Zhu Bajie is not allowed to marry me, then I will not be able to complete the task..."
This voice...it sounded like Gao Cuilan's voice.
When Jiang Liu'er heard the word "task", the corners of Jiang Liu'er's mouth couldn't help but rise.
Sure enough, as he thought, this Miss Gao was no longer the original person.
It turns out that like him, he is also a time traveler!Is she talking to the system now?Her mission is to marry Bajie and prevent Bajie from following Tang Seng to the west, right?
Hmph, how dare you go against him!With Jiang Liuer here, no one can stop him from completing the task!Jiang Liuer gritted his teeth.
But suddenly there was a crying sound from inside, and he held his breath to listen again.
"I've been here for several years, what if I can't go back! System, you must help me... Huh... I shouldn't be greedy at the beginning, and I shouldn't think about the 100 million bonus from the brilliant website. I can't go back, woohoo..."
"What? You said that the other author has completed the task just now, and now I am the only one who has not completed it?!" Gao Cuilan seemed to hear something very angry, and her voice suddenly raised an octave, not afraid of others I heard.
No wonder someone said that when she had an attack, she would talk to herself in the middle of the night.It turned out to be the case.
Jiang Liu'er heard her throwing things in the room, and suddenly felt sympathy for the people inside.
He has heard of the event held by the Brilliant website. It was already a few years ago, and the number of authors who participated at that time was 20 times that of Jinjiang's 10 now.At that time, it was not long before the development of a system that could travel autonomously. More than 200 people traveled through it was a big news at the time.But what is even more sensational is that after the authors traveled for a few days, the server of the Brilliant website could no longer connect to the system next to the author. Although they have been connected later, the task of the authors is no longer a simple task. the...
I heard that some people went back one after another, but there are still a few authors who didn't go back...
Jiang Liu'er suddenly felt that the fate of the author in it was her own future... Thinking about it like this made her feel bad.
He is also a fallen person in Tianya, so he really wants to cuddle with that hapless author inside!
Why, why did the bonuses already have 100 million a few years ago!Now it's only 50! ! ! !Dare to pick a little more!These authors are all doing risky things that may never return! ! !
"Master, I seem to know something extraordinary."
Just when Jiang Liu'er was complaining in her heart, such a sentence suddenly sounded in her ear, and it was still very close.
Sun Wukong! ! !
☆、29. I don’t want to be a good person anymore
Sun Wukong told Jiang Liuer that he knew a terrible thing, but he didn't say what kind of "terrible" thing it was.
The master and the apprentice looked at each other silently for a long time, Jiang Liuer felt that he was at a disadvantage - he couldn't see Monkey King's expression at all in the dark night, and any of his eyes had been looked at by him, right?
Jiang Liu'er wanted to show that he wasn't guilty at all, but he still couldn't help asking, "What do you know?"
Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong chuckled and asked, "What do you think?"
"..."
I said?I said you just wanted to set me up!Jiang Liu'er rolled his eyes in his heart, he really thought too much, even if Sun Wukong had listened to Gao Cuilan's words verbatim, the one who lost the horse was also the hapless female author, it had nothing to do with him thing!What is he guilty of?
Sure enough, Sun Wukong's next words calmed his beating heart.
"Master, in the middle of the night, you appeared outside a girl's room. What are you doing?" Monkey King stepped forward, approaching Jiang Liu'er, and hummed heavily.
"Ah... I went to the latrine, and when I came back, I heard a strange sound coming from Miss Gao's room, so... why did you appear here, Wukong?" Jiang Liu'er kicked the burden to him.
"I couldn't sleep, and then I saw a little mouse, and I followed it." Monkey King said it was true.
"..."
"Master, tell me, should I continue to catch that little mouse?" Sun Wukong took another step forward and got very close to Jiang Liuer.
The Monkey King human figure is a head taller than Jiang Liu'er, and when he got so close, Jiang Liu'er instantly felt that the breath that was so loose in his throat was lifted again.This difference in height made Jiang Liuer decide that it would be better to let Monkey King change back to his original form in the future!He doesn't like people who are taller than him to be so close.
"Why do you want to have trouble with a mouse? It didn't do anything harmful. Every flower and grass in this world has spiritual energy." Jiang Liu'er was talking, and suddenly stopped.
You're the little mouse, your whole family is!Jiang Liu'er scolded his big apprentice in his heart.
"Let's go, go back to sleep." Jiang Liu'er thought that this Monkey King was making fun of her, so she pushed him away politely, planning to go back to sleep.
As soon as he took a step, he was grabbed by the corner of his clothes.Jiang Liu'er looked up at the owner of that hand, "What are you doing?"
"I can't sleep..." Sun Wukong said.
so what?Jiang Liu'er didn't speak.
"You tell me a story!" Monkey King said again.
"..."
"You haven't finished your story last time."
"..."
"If you tell me a story, I'll let that little mouse go."
"..."
How dare you threaten me? ! !Jiang Liu'er narrowed his eyes, there were two things he hated the most, one was mentioned just now, and now this is the second.
Very good, the Great Sage has already done all the things he hates, is this to get his attention?
So, in order to retaliate against this big apprentice who offended him, he went back to the room and continued to tell him the story from last time.It's just that he added all kinds of bloody plots to the stories of the two originally happy male and female protagonists. In the end, the heroine died and the hero's country perished.
"Well, the story is over. Go back to bed!"
"..." Sun Wukong looked at him sadly.Jiang Liu'er was in a good mood, and kicked out the dull Monkey King out of the house, and slept comfortably for a while.
When it was still daylight, I heard a noisy sound from outside the house.Jiang Liu'er got up, rubbed her sleepy eyes and opened the door, and saw several apprentices also opened the door just now.
The noisy sound came from the yard next door, Jiang Liu'er was a little confused, and didn't know what happened?
Suddenly, someone shouted loudly: "Why hasn't Dr. Wu come yet!!!"
It was Master Gao's voice.
Words like "wrist cut" and "blood" vaguely reached Jiang Liu'er's ears.
What killed itself? ! !
Jiang Liu'er was taken aback. He originally planned to talk to that girl today. Although her mission collided with his own, if this was the only way for her to go back, he would not complete this mission. After all, 80.00% of his tasks can be achieved.
Although if you can't complete all the tasks, there will be no bonus, but Jiang Liu'er feels that being able to help the female author back is more important than 50.
However, before he had time to tell the authoress, she was already committing suicide?
Jiang Liu'er and the others went to the next yard, and through the opened gate, they saw that the room was already full of flustered servants, especially some timid little girls who had already begun to cry.
The scene was chaotic.
Jiang Liu'er wanted to go in without even thinking about it, but was stopped by Zhu Bajie: "Master, men and women are different, are you still a monk or not..."
Jiang Liu'er wanted to scold him when she heard this sentence, but she knew that she couldn't help if she went in.I had no choice but to angrily go to the stone table in the yard and sit down.
I always feel that I should have made it clear to the author last night, what if I can't save him?Jiang Liu'er felt a little guilty.
It wasn't until the doctor came that it was confirmed that the girl was fine.It is estimated that it was discovered early and there was no excessive blood loss.Otherwise, in such a backward place in ancient times, where would she go for a blood transfusion?
Jiang Liu'er's heavy heart suddenly relaxed, stood up, and called his apprentices, "Come on, Master invites you to have breakfast."
A few people went to the noodle shop yesterday to eat. Of course, Jiang Liuer had no money, so Monkey King paid the bill in the end.
While eating noodles, Jiang Liuer curiously asked why Zhu Bajie didn't want such a beautiful girl?
Zhu Bajie raised his head, with noodles still hanging in his mouth.He sucked it into his stomach, his mouth was greasy.
Such a rude look wasted a good skin.The corner of Jiang Liu'er's mouth twitched, can't he just learn from Wukong and Xiaobailong?
Zhu Bajie smiled at Jiang Liu'er in a doggy manner, "Because Guanyin Bodhisattva asked me to wait here, Master, I have been eating vegetarian food all these years. I am a monk, how can I get close to women?"
"..." What happened to the second sister Egg in the Yunzhan Cave, student Bajie? !Jiang Liu'er said with a sullen face, "I heard that you have been committing crimes and bullying the common people here all these years?"
"I heard? Who are you listening to?" Zhu Bajie immediately stood up, scanned the people around him, his tone was extremely arrogant, "I want to see who is spreading such rumors!"
"..."
Monkey King kicked it over, "What are you going crazy about, sit down for me!"
Zhu Bajie immediately sat down and continued eating noodles.
Until returning to Gao Mansion, Jiang Liu'er still didn't find a chance to "abandon Zhu Bajie" and let him marry Gao Cuilan.
It is no longer raining and the weather is fine.Jiang Liu'er no longer has any excuses to stay here.But he couldn't just leave like this, he found an excuse to go to the latrine, and ran to Gao Cuilan's yard.
"Are you sure? If you can't complete this mission, you won't be able to get the gold prize at all." The system reminded him.
Jiang Liu'er looked into the yard furtively, but didn't see any servants.He just swaggered in.Regarding the system's reminder, he nodded solemnly, and by the way, said his narcissistic words, "I'm going back, I will become a god, and I will have a lot of 50!"
"..." The system really didn't expect this greedy person to have such a kind side, he deserves to be his host!However, he despised the host's narcissism, so he hid himself.
Jiang Liu'er walked to the door and was about to push it in, but the door opened.
A maid came out with a tray and was surprised to see Jiang Liuer standing outside the door: "Master, what's the matter?"
"Ah? Ah..." Jiang Liu'er was a little flustered, "Your master asked me to recite some sutras to protect your safety for your young lady, so as to drive away bad luck."
The little maid didn't doubt it either, and left with the bowl in hand.Jiang Liu'er quickly slipped into the room and walked straight to the bed.
The face of the person on the bed was pale, he probably just woke up, and the eyes on Jiang Liu'er were still blurred.
"I have heard what you said last night, you have traveled here, right?" Jiang Liu'er went straight to the point, "I can help you, you..."
Jiang Liu'er paused, seeing the person on the bed looking at him suspiciously, without any other emotion.
Jiang Liu'er explained: "Actually, I too..."
The person on the bed sat up slowly, his eyes no longer blurred.On the contrary, his high spirits did not go well with his pale complexion.She suddenly chuckled and interrupted Jiang Liu'er: "You are Tang Monk? A monk who came from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land and is going to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures?"
Her pale face and the smile on the corner of her mouth made Jiang Liu'er feel horrified. He didn't know why her expression was like this after he exposed her identity?
"Sorry, I'm not the person you said." She stared at Jiang Liu'er, said seriously, and then smiled sinisterly.
Jiang Liu'er subconsciously took a step back, and then quickly ran to the door.
At this time, the maid from just now appeared at the door, and she didn't know what she saw, so she yelled in fear.Before Jiang Liu'er had time to look back, the maid's head had rolled to the ground in the next second, and the door was closed with a bang.
A gust of cold wind came from behind, and then Jiang Liu'er felt a pain in the back of her neck, and then fell to the ground.
Before she fell into a coma, she heard a gloomy voice saying, "But the person I'm looking for is you."
☆, 30. The collapsed Journey to the West
"First boil a pot of hot water, throw a few pieces of ginger and garlic into it, then put it in and cook for a stick of incense, then take it out, put a little spice on it, put it in the steamer and steam it for a day Overnight, just wait until the meat rots with a poke."
In a cave, a man with small eyes and sharp mouth was sitting on a big stone chair with tiger skin, holding a graceful woman in red in his arms.
"What do you think?" The man has wicked eyebrows and his voice is also strange.His hands restlessly touched the willow waist of the woman in red, but his shrewd eyes looked at the person who was tied up and thrown on the ground, and he didn't know who to ask.
"Your Majesty, is this going to be steamed? I think it might be good to wrap it in a layer of flour and fry it in a frying pan. It will be crispy on the outside and tender on the inside!" , not at all human.
She looked at the man on the ground with a smile, and asked, as if asking for his opinion, "What do you think, monk?"
Sitting on the ground with her hands and feet tied, Jiang Liu'er said she didn't want to talk to them.
Crazy, if I want to eat it, I still have to ask me how to eat it deliciously!If you were me, would you still be able to ask such insane questions!Just think about how I feel! !
"Now that the weather has turned cold, how about chopping meat into pieces, adding water and chili to a pot, and making boiled human flesh?"
The woman in red asked again.
"..." Just listening to Jiang Liu'er, he felt that the noodles he ate in the morning had turned upside down in his stomach.
Under the surface of his pretending to be calm, he was terrified inside.
If I said, I was flustered just now, I am a fake Tang monk, and my flesh cannot make you live forever, would you believe it!
I won't believe it...
Jiang Liu'er was about to cry in her heart.He now finally knows what "death" is.
He numbly listened to the two monsters discussing how to eat him, and his heart was already in tears.
If time could turn back, he would never want to be a lying child again.
Well, he was forced too.
Is such that.
About an hour ago, Jiang Liuer went to Gao Cuilan's room, and then the real Gao Cuilan was tied up in this cave.
Yes, that's right.This woman in red who can kill with a wave of her hand is as easy as crushing an ant, and her face is as pale as a piece of white paper is the owner of the body that was occupied by the unlucky time-traveling female author for several years.
After the female author occupied her body, Gao Cuilan had become a monster who could neither reincarnate nor be a human being.Later, she meets another monster, who helps her live in a weasel.Although she survived on her last breath, she still only cared about her body.
It just so happened that the king asked her to go back to Gaolaozhuang to catch a monk, but she didn't expect that she would actually meet "myself" and commit suicide, so I took back my body when "myself" was weakest.
When Jiang Liu'er heard what she said, she was always in a trough.
I thought that the mouse that Sun Wukong mentioned last night was me, but there is really a mouse!
And he actually used a bad story to get her out of the way last night?
Goku, I was wrong!Come and save me!Jiang Liu'er wanted to slap herself.
As for this sly-eyed man, he is the Yellow Wind Monster.Why did he want to catch Jiang Liu'er?This is a long story.
Everyone knows that Tang Seng is actually the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, who used to be a disciple of Tathagata.As for the Yellow Wind Monster, he was a Taoist mouse at the foot of Lingshan Mountain in Journey to the West. Because he stole the clear oil in the glass cup and was afraid of being punished, he ran here to occupy the mountain and become king.
Actually not so.
Huang Fengguai's accusations of blood and tears against "Tang Monk" made Jiang Liuer subvert again his three views on this and Journey to the West.
As soon as Huang Fenggui saw him, he jumped up angrily, pointed at Jiang Liu'er and cursed: "What a golden cicada! In vain I treated you like a brother back then, and you actually robbed me of the man I like?! !"
Thunderbolt from the blue, the amount of information is huge!Almost frightened Jiang Liu'er into a fool.
Jiang Liuer: "???"
What did you say, can you say it again.
"Don't pretend to be crazy! Although so many years have passed, I will never forgive you! It's because of you that I have no choice but to escape to this place and become some kind of ghost king!" Huang Fenggui was very angry and kicked Jiang Liu Er kicked: "The same mistake, why can you go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures and then go back to be your god?! Let me tell you, with me here, don't even think about going to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures! Be your ascetic for the rest of your life Monk, go! You can't drink and eat meat for the rest of your life, go!"
"..." Jiang Liu'er still couldn't calm down, and was still struggling with the word "man".
Ah... If this yellow wind monster is not stupid, it means that both Tang Seng and him were relegated to the mortal world because of a man, and then they had to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships to return to the immortal position; King of the mountain?
All because of a man?
This conclusion made Jiang Liu'er feel very bad.But curiosity is also slowly sprouting.
The Yellow Wind Monster kicked him: "Don't talk about what to do, talk!"
Jiang Liu'er raised her head, looked at the weasel's double chin, and blurted out: "Who is that man?"
The yellow wind monster's eyes widened, as if he had stepped on a sore spot, he jumped up again, "Did I tell you to say this?!"
Then what do you want me to say, you say it!How do I know what you want to hear?Jiang Liu'er was a little helpless, "Since it's been so long, I can't even remember it, and you have someone by your side, let the past go, what we want to see is the future! Brother Huang .”
Huang Fengguai looked at him again in disbelief, Jiang Liuer heaved a sigh of relief, and muttered under his head: "I thought you were going to eat me."
Thinking of the fact that the Yellow Wind Monster caught Tang Seng in Journey to the West just for food, Jiang Liu'er was a little thankful that the Yellow Wind Monster and "herself" were acquaintances.
After hearing what he said, Huang Feng was stunned for a moment.
"Ding-dong-"
The damned voice rang in Jiang Liu'er's ear again, and his mood just fell to the bottom when he was a little better.
good very good.This system is really powerful, and it is designed to trick yourself.
Anyway, I have no choice... Jiang Liuer was depressed.
This time the system did not talk nonsense to him, and directly told him the seventh task: "Because the original script has been changed, now the yellow wind monster will not pose any personal threats to you, so now you have to tell him Your flesh is valuable and can live forever..."
With a plop, Jiang Liu'er fell to the ground in a daze.
To be brief, the seventh task is "seeking death"!Like a fish that landed on the shore, unable to move.
His system is so cruel, but the villain Huangfeng Monster has a bit of conscience. When he saw him suddenly like this, he was startled, and then he was about to reach out to help him up.
However, Gao Cuilan on the side held the Yellow Wind Monster, and said to the Yellow Wind Monster in a coquettish voice, "Your Majesty, you can't be merciful. I saw Monkey King enter his room last night and he hasn't come out for a long time."
"..." Jiang Liu'er suddenly wanted to curse.
But what does this have to do with Monkey King?Jiang Liu'er was at a loss again.
The Yellow Wind Monster yelled, "What! What did you guys do in the same room?!!"
Jiang Liu'er struggled to sit up, although she didn't understand what their conversation meant, but she was already impatient with this task.
He frowned and said impatiently: "What to do, what can we do? He wants to hear a story, so I'll tell him a story!"
Gao Cuilan smiled eccentrically at the side, "Oh, two men, are alone in a room in the middle of the night, just telling a story?"
These words, this tone!No matter how you hear it, it's the same as saying that he and Wukong have some shady things
Jiang Liu'er patted his head with one hand with a dark face, "What nonsense, you are a monk now!"
Zhu Bajie listened to this sentence, so he thought he was very smart and said to Gao Cuilan who was standing aside: "Oh, I forgot to tell you one thing, I am also a monk now, so don't bother me anymore." Follow me."
"You!!!" Gao Cuilan was shocked and finally left with her friend.
If you hurry up and leave, you will have no chance to meet Gao Cuilan again.Then my sixth task can be completed.Jiang Liu'er urged them to eat quickly and leave after eating.
Even so, the few of them were still a step behind.
When they were only a few steps away from the entrance of Gao Lao Zhuang, a group of tall and fierce men suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
"My lady said, all I need is him!"
The leader, an old man in his 60s with a goatee, pointed to Zhu Bajie and said, "Leave him, and you can walk out of this village without incident."
Hmph, I don't like this second senior brother who always grabs food with me for a long time.
Xiaobailong asked Zhu Bajie for the luggage without hesitation.Monkey King took Jiang Liuer's hand and was about to leave.
"You don't want to be like this. One day you are a teacher and brother, and you will be a teacher for a lifetime. We must unite as one and help Bajie." Jiang Liu'er pulled them back and said "sincerely".
Looking up at the old man, he folded his palms together and said to Amitabha: "Almsgiver, Bajie is already a disciple of my Buddhist sect, and it is impossible to get married to your young lady."
What happened next made Jiang Liu'er almost think that she had returned to real life.
He just clasped his hands together in an ordinary way, but the old man seemed to be hit by an invisible force, and fell on the ground with his face covered in pain.
"?"
Everyone present was dumbfounded.
However, the "injured" person who had already suffered a lot didn't feel at ease as a talented actor, but opened his throat and shouted loudly: "Killer! Foreigners are coming to kill!"
"..." Jiang Liu'er was speechless. Did "Pengci" become so popular a long time ago?
Hearing the old man's shout nearby, he originally planned to ignore it—as a high-ranking executive who is domineering in Zhuangzi, who would dare to beat him like this?Do you want to die?
But the common people in this village have more or less been favored by Master Gao, so the kind-hearted people gathered around and whispered to Jiang Liuer's master and apprentice.
"Hey, you actually did something to an old man. Why are young people like this now?"
"Seeing that they are all well-dressed, I didn't expect..."
"Hehe, there is actually a monk..."
……
Even under such public opinion, it is not easy for Monkey King and the others to do anything to them.So a group of people obediently led by senior executives and escorted by several strong men arrived at a relatively large and dignified mansion in the village.
In the main hall, there was already a gorgeously dressed old man sitting there.
The old man sighed and said to them: "I don't want to embarrass you. But my little daughter insisted on me doing this... She even used her life to make me stop you... Hey, why is my Tweety?" It has become like this..."
Zhu Bajie also frowned and said, "Did something happen in the past few years? How come Tweety's personality has completely changed?"
"When you left without saying a word, Tweety went to find you on her own after she found out. Later, when we found her, she was unconscious. When she woke up again, she was like this. "The old man was very helpless, as if he had made up his mind, "I don't care if you are a human or a monster, as long as Tweety likes..."
Suddenly a panicked little girl ran in, "Master is not well, Miss San has started to have a seizure again!"
The old man frowned, stood up and walked out.
Then there were only a few of them left in the room.
"Can we go now?" Little White Dragon asked in a low voice.
Although it is not impossible to leave now, but Jiang Liu'er feels that this matter is very strange.
A person's temperament suddenly changes or something... Isn't it true that he has been time-traveled?
☆, 28. Another unlucky traveler
There is a place called Gaolaozhuang on the border of Uzang. Although most of the people there are poor, there are no major disasters, and life is not bad.
But I didn’t know that a monster that didn’t look like a human came on that day—it’s okay to scare children because of its ugly appearance. What’s more, he often ate at the villagers’ homes—the amount of food was More than ten times that of ordinary people, you have to eat several times a day.If you can't get it out, the monster will eat people.
Such a situation made the villagers unable to vomit their hardships, but fortunately, such days ended when the pig demon came to the village's Gaofu to eat.
Gaofu is the only large family in the village, and the food is naturally much better than that of ordinary families.What's more, that pig demon also took a fancy to his little daughter!
Although they sympathized with Mr. Gao's family, the villagers secretly breathed a sigh of relief - after all, the pig will not come to bully them in the future.
When such a monster came to the house, everyone in Gao Mansion was terrified.Master Gao originally thought that he would raise a pig, but he didn't expect that pig to take a fancy to his daughter!He was so angry that even the hand holding the notebook was shaking.
Even more incredible!
Tweety actually agreed! ! !
Master Gao rolled his eyes and passed out immediately.
Everyone said that this Miss Gao family had been possessed by a monster.Master Gao also invited a famous exorcist Taoist priest in Uzbek to help his girl take a look.
"Master Gao, there is nothing abnormal about Ling Qianjin's body." The exorcist said.
Later, Master Gao invited many Taoist priests one after another, and finally believed that his little daughter was not possessed by a monster, but was blind.
However, the daughter is blind, so she can't let such an ugly monster be his son-in-law!Although he will turn into a human, he is also a monster!Therefore, Mr. Gao firmly disagreed, forcing them to die and not allowing them to get married, but only agreed to let the pig demon live in their house.
It is said that time sees people's hearts, as long as there is a heart, bad people will still become very cute people.For example, the ugly monster who eats a lot.
In the past few years, he has not only maintained his human appearance all day long, but also helped with work, and he will not get angry and want to eat people.People in Gao Laozhuang have almost forgotten that he is a monster.
Everyone thought that Mr. Gao would be softened in the end and agreed to the marriage between the pig demon and his daughter, but they didn't expect that one day the pig demon would disappear suddenly.
Later, that Miss Gao family disappeared.
Later, Miss Gao came back, but the charming, gentle and quiet young lady was gone forever.
It's usually fine, but there are always a few times a month when he suddenly beats and kicks people like crazy, and even a few big men can't stop him.
Everyone said that the pig demon might have taken Miss Gao's soul away.
Jiang Liu'er looked at the big men who stopped them at the intersection just now, subduing the crazy Gao Cuilan, and then tied her up with a thick rope.
Jiang Liuer whispered to Monkey King next to her, "Is this girl possessed by a monster?"
Sun Wukong shook his head.
Since it wasn't, then it was really his second apprentice who killed him? Na Chuke looked at Zhu Bajie, "Bajie...?
Before he could say anything, Zhu Bajie jumped up, "Master, this has nothing to do with me, old pig!"
"Brother Zhu, save me! I don't want you to go!" Although Gao Cuilan was tied up, she still looked at Zhu Bajie and struggled to crawl to this side.
"..." Jiang Liu'er glanced at Zhu Bajie, isn't this none of his business?
Zhu Bajie looked back stiffly.Sun Wukong slapped him on the back of the head and taught him: "What are you staring at, can you show some respect to Master?!"
"..."
"..."
Zhu Bajie patted his head, but dared not speak out.
Jiang Liu'er almost laughed, and quickly turned away, but accidentally saw that Gao Cuilan who was unwilling to be tied up in the yard was looking at him with hatred.
Although the look was so fleeting, he still captured it.
Jiang Liu'er's heart tightened, why did she look at him like this?When did he offend her?
Jiang Liu'er felt that his eyes were dazzled, but he still felt that the girl's look just now really shocked his heart.
His intuition told him that there must be something strange about it!
Jiang Liu'er suddenly became interested in this matter.He felt that he had finally found the first meaningful and valuable thing that could crush everyone in Journey to the West—to find out what was going on with this Gao Cuilan.
Jiang Liu'er asked the teary-eyed Master Gao next to him: "Has she been like this these past few years? The doctor said there is nothing wrong with her body?"
Master Gao nodded, "Although he is usually grumpy, he won't be as crazy as today... It's all my fault, if I didn't stop them back then, maybe Tweety..."
Master Gao was so choked up that he couldn't continue, and he went back to the house with the help of his servants.
As for Miss Gao in the courtyard, the servants skillfully shut her into the room and even locked the door.
"Master, let's leave as soon as possible, don't delay the matter of getting the Western Classics." This time it was Zhu Bajie who proposed to leave.
Before Jiang Liu'er said, "How could you just walk away like this, it was because of you that you became such a girl, you scumbag!", even God couldn't see it.
Suddenly there was a thunderous rumbling sound in the sky, and a bolt of lightning split apart in the sky... Then the sky was suddenly covered with dark clouds, and in the blink of an eye, it began to rain cats and dogs.
"..."
Now I want to leave but I can't.Jiang Liu'er happily decided: "Okay, let's stay here for a day!"
When going to bed at night, Jiang Liu'er rejected Sun Wukong's proposal to share a room with her.Not to mention that he's going to sneak around to do something good tonight, even if he doesn't do anything, he doesn't want to share a room with Monkey King!
Strange, why does this Monkey King always stay with himself?Jiang Liu'er couldn't figure it out at all.
This sudden heavy rain continued from noon until the dead of night, and it still didn't stop. Instead, it became heavier and heavier, and the wind blew up.
Jiang Liu'er lay dead on the bed, waited until even the dog had gone to sleep, then got up, put on his clothes, and opened the door.
It was pitch black outside, and the sound of wind and rain mixed together, adding a lot of indescribable atmosphere to this rainy night with low visibility.
Jiang Liu'er closed the door tightly, and the cat carefully trot along the eaves to Gao Cuilan's room.Because she couldn't use an oil lamp as a lighting tool, Jiang Liu'er fell a few times.However, the room he chose was not far from Gao Cuilan's room, so he soon arrived outside Gao Cuilan's room.
The servant who guarded the door during the day has disappeared, and he doesn't know where he went.Jiang Liu'er reached out and pushed the door, but it was still locked.Then he went around to the other side and came to the window.Tried it, it doesn't work for sure.
He leaned against the window and listened carefully to the situation in the room, and could vaguely hear someone talking.It seems to be saying: "What to do, Tang Seng has already appeared, if Zhu Bajie is not allowed to marry me, then I will not be able to complete the task..."
This voice...it sounded like Gao Cuilan's voice.
When Jiang Liu'er heard the word "task", the corners of Jiang Liu'er's mouth couldn't help but rise.
Sure enough, as he thought, this Miss Gao was no longer the original person.
It turns out that like him, he is also a time traveler!Is she talking to the system now?Her mission is to marry Bajie and prevent Bajie from following Tang Seng to the west, right?
Hmph, how dare you go against him!With Jiang Liuer here, no one can stop him from completing the task!Jiang Liuer gritted his teeth.
But suddenly there was a crying sound from inside, and he held his breath to listen again.
"I've been here for several years, what if I can't go back! System, you must help me... Huh... I shouldn't be greedy at the beginning, and I shouldn't think about the 100 million bonus from the brilliant website. I can't go back, woohoo..."
"What? You said that the other author has completed the task just now, and now I am the only one who has not completed it?!" Gao Cuilan seemed to hear something very angry, and her voice suddenly raised an octave, not afraid of others I heard.
No wonder someone said that when she had an attack, she would talk to herself in the middle of the night.It turned out to be the case.
Jiang Liu'er heard her throwing things in the room, and suddenly felt sympathy for the people inside.
He has heard of the event held by the Brilliant website. It was already a few years ago, and the number of authors who participated at that time was 20 times that of Jinjiang's 10 now.At that time, it was not long before the development of a system that could travel autonomously. More than 200 people traveled through it was a big news at the time.But what is even more sensational is that after the authors traveled for a few days, the server of the Brilliant website could no longer connect to the system next to the author. Although they have been connected later, the task of the authors is no longer a simple task. the...
I heard that some people went back one after another, but there are still a few authors who didn't go back...
Jiang Liu'er suddenly felt that the fate of the author in it was her own future... Thinking about it like this made her feel bad.
He is also a fallen person in Tianya, so he really wants to cuddle with that hapless author inside!
Why, why did the bonuses already have 100 million a few years ago!Now it's only 50! ! ! !Dare to pick a little more!These authors are all doing risky things that may never return! ! !
"Master, I seem to know something extraordinary."
Just when Jiang Liu'er was complaining in her heart, such a sentence suddenly sounded in her ear, and it was still very close.
Sun Wukong! ! !
☆、29. I don’t want to be a good person anymore
Sun Wukong told Jiang Liuer that he knew a terrible thing, but he didn't say what kind of "terrible" thing it was.
The master and the apprentice looked at each other silently for a long time, Jiang Liuer felt that he was at a disadvantage - he couldn't see Monkey King's expression at all in the dark night, and any of his eyes had been looked at by him, right?
Jiang Liu'er wanted to show that he wasn't guilty at all, but he still couldn't help asking, "What do you know?"
Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong chuckled and asked, "What do you think?"
"..."
I said?I said you just wanted to set me up!Jiang Liu'er rolled his eyes in his heart, he really thought too much, even if Sun Wukong had listened to Gao Cuilan's words verbatim, the one who lost the horse was also the hapless female author, it had nothing to do with him thing!What is he guilty of?
Sure enough, Sun Wukong's next words calmed his beating heart.
"Master, in the middle of the night, you appeared outside a girl's room. What are you doing?" Monkey King stepped forward, approaching Jiang Liu'er, and hummed heavily.
"Ah... I went to the latrine, and when I came back, I heard a strange sound coming from Miss Gao's room, so... why did you appear here, Wukong?" Jiang Liu'er kicked the burden to him.
"I couldn't sleep, and then I saw a little mouse, and I followed it." Monkey King said it was true.
"..."
"Master, tell me, should I continue to catch that little mouse?" Sun Wukong took another step forward and got very close to Jiang Liuer.
The Monkey King human figure is a head taller than Jiang Liu'er, and when he got so close, Jiang Liu'er instantly felt that the breath that was so loose in his throat was lifted again.This difference in height made Jiang Liuer decide that it would be better to let Monkey King change back to his original form in the future!He doesn't like people who are taller than him to be so close.
"Why do you want to have trouble with a mouse? It didn't do anything harmful. Every flower and grass in this world has spiritual energy." Jiang Liu'er was talking, and suddenly stopped.
You're the little mouse, your whole family is!Jiang Liu'er scolded his big apprentice in his heart.
"Let's go, go back to sleep." Jiang Liu'er thought that this Monkey King was making fun of her, so she pushed him away politely, planning to go back to sleep.
As soon as he took a step, he was grabbed by the corner of his clothes.Jiang Liu'er looked up at the owner of that hand, "What are you doing?"
"I can't sleep..." Sun Wukong said.
so what?Jiang Liu'er didn't speak.
"You tell me a story!" Monkey King said again.
"..."
"You haven't finished your story last time."
"..."
"If you tell me a story, I'll let that little mouse go."
"..."
How dare you threaten me? ! !Jiang Liu'er narrowed his eyes, there were two things he hated the most, one was mentioned just now, and now this is the second.
Very good, the Great Sage has already done all the things he hates, is this to get his attention?
So, in order to retaliate against this big apprentice who offended him, he went back to the room and continued to tell him the story from last time.It's just that he added all kinds of bloody plots to the stories of the two originally happy male and female protagonists. In the end, the heroine died and the hero's country perished.
"Well, the story is over. Go back to bed!"
"..." Sun Wukong looked at him sadly.Jiang Liu'er was in a good mood, and kicked out the dull Monkey King out of the house, and slept comfortably for a while.
When it was still daylight, I heard a noisy sound from outside the house.Jiang Liu'er got up, rubbed her sleepy eyes and opened the door, and saw several apprentices also opened the door just now.
The noisy sound came from the yard next door, Jiang Liu'er was a little confused, and didn't know what happened?
Suddenly, someone shouted loudly: "Why hasn't Dr. Wu come yet!!!"
It was Master Gao's voice.
Words like "wrist cut" and "blood" vaguely reached Jiang Liu'er's ears.
What killed itself? ! !
Jiang Liu'er was taken aback. He originally planned to talk to that girl today. Although her mission collided with his own, if this was the only way for her to go back, he would not complete this mission. After all, 80.00% of his tasks can be achieved.
Although if you can't complete all the tasks, there will be no bonus, but Jiang Liu'er feels that being able to help the female author back is more important than 50.
However, before he had time to tell the authoress, she was already committing suicide?
Jiang Liu'er and the others went to the next yard, and through the opened gate, they saw that the room was already full of flustered servants, especially some timid little girls who had already begun to cry.
The scene was chaotic.
Jiang Liu'er wanted to go in without even thinking about it, but was stopped by Zhu Bajie: "Master, men and women are different, are you still a monk or not..."
Jiang Liu'er wanted to scold him when she heard this sentence, but she knew that she couldn't help if she went in.I had no choice but to angrily go to the stone table in the yard and sit down.
I always feel that I should have made it clear to the author last night, what if I can't save him?Jiang Liu'er felt a little guilty.
It wasn't until the doctor came that it was confirmed that the girl was fine.It is estimated that it was discovered early and there was no excessive blood loss.Otherwise, in such a backward place in ancient times, where would she go for a blood transfusion?
Jiang Liu'er's heavy heart suddenly relaxed, stood up, and called his apprentices, "Come on, Master invites you to have breakfast."
A few people went to the noodle shop yesterday to eat. Of course, Jiang Liuer had no money, so Monkey King paid the bill in the end.
While eating noodles, Jiang Liuer curiously asked why Zhu Bajie didn't want such a beautiful girl?
Zhu Bajie raised his head, with noodles still hanging in his mouth.He sucked it into his stomach, his mouth was greasy.
Such a rude look wasted a good skin.The corner of Jiang Liu'er's mouth twitched, can't he just learn from Wukong and Xiaobailong?
Zhu Bajie smiled at Jiang Liu'er in a doggy manner, "Because Guanyin Bodhisattva asked me to wait here, Master, I have been eating vegetarian food all these years. I am a monk, how can I get close to women?"
"..." What happened to the second sister Egg in the Yunzhan Cave, student Bajie? !Jiang Liu'er said with a sullen face, "I heard that you have been committing crimes and bullying the common people here all these years?"
"I heard? Who are you listening to?" Zhu Bajie immediately stood up, scanned the people around him, his tone was extremely arrogant, "I want to see who is spreading such rumors!"
"..."
Monkey King kicked it over, "What are you going crazy about, sit down for me!"
Zhu Bajie immediately sat down and continued eating noodles.
Until returning to Gao Mansion, Jiang Liu'er still didn't find a chance to "abandon Zhu Bajie" and let him marry Gao Cuilan.
It is no longer raining and the weather is fine.Jiang Liu'er no longer has any excuses to stay here.But he couldn't just leave like this, he found an excuse to go to the latrine, and ran to Gao Cuilan's yard.
"Are you sure? If you can't complete this mission, you won't be able to get the gold prize at all." The system reminded him.
Jiang Liu'er looked into the yard furtively, but didn't see any servants.He just swaggered in.Regarding the system's reminder, he nodded solemnly, and by the way, said his narcissistic words, "I'm going back, I will become a god, and I will have a lot of 50!"
"..." The system really didn't expect this greedy person to have such a kind side, he deserves to be his host!However, he despised the host's narcissism, so he hid himself.
Jiang Liu'er walked to the door and was about to push it in, but the door opened.
A maid came out with a tray and was surprised to see Jiang Liuer standing outside the door: "Master, what's the matter?"
"Ah? Ah..." Jiang Liu'er was a little flustered, "Your master asked me to recite some sutras to protect your safety for your young lady, so as to drive away bad luck."
The little maid didn't doubt it either, and left with the bowl in hand.Jiang Liu'er quickly slipped into the room and walked straight to the bed.
The face of the person on the bed was pale, he probably just woke up, and the eyes on Jiang Liu'er were still blurred.
"I have heard what you said last night, you have traveled here, right?" Jiang Liu'er went straight to the point, "I can help you, you..."
Jiang Liu'er paused, seeing the person on the bed looking at him suspiciously, without any other emotion.
Jiang Liu'er explained: "Actually, I too..."
The person on the bed sat up slowly, his eyes no longer blurred.On the contrary, his high spirits did not go well with his pale complexion.She suddenly chuckled and interrupted Jiang Liu'er: "You are Tang Monk? A monk who came from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land and is going to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures?"
Her pale face and the smile on the corner of her mouth made Jiang Liu'er feel horrified. He didn't know why her expression was like this after he exposed her identity?
"Sorry, I'm not the person you said." She stared at Jiang Liu'er, said seriously, and then smiled sinisterly.
Jiang Liu'er subconsciously took a step back, and then quickly ran to the door.
At this time, the maid from just now appeared at the door, and she didn't know what she saw, so she yelled in fear.Before Jiang Liu'er had time to look back, the maid's head had rolled to the ground in the next second, and the door was closed with a bang.
A gust of cold wind came from behind, and then Jiang Liu'er felt a pain in the back of her neck, and then fell to the ground.
Before she fell into a coma, she heard a gloomy voice saying, "But the person I'm looking for is you."
☆, 30. The collapsed Journey to the West
"First boil a pot of hot water, throw a few pieces of ginger and garlic into it, then put it in and cook for a stick of incense, then take it out, put a little spice on it, put it in the steamer and steam it for a day Overnight, just wait until the meat rots with a poke."
In a cave, a man with small eyes and sharp mouth was sitting on a big stone chair with tiger skin, holding a graceful woman in red in his arms.
"What do you think?" The man has wicked eyebrows and his voice is also strange.His hands restlessly touched the willow waist of the woman in red, but his shrewd eyes looked at the person who was tied up and thrown on the ground, and he didn't know who to ask.
"Your Majesty, is this going to be steamed? I think it might be good to wrap it in a layer of flour and fry it in a frying pan. It will be crispy on the outside and tender on the inside!" , not at all human.
She looked at the man on the ground with a smile, and asked, as if asking for his opinion, "What do you think, monk?"
Sitting on the ground with her hands and feet tied, Jiang Liu'er said she didn't want to talk to them.
Crazy, if I want to eat it, I still have to ask me how to eat it deliciously!If you were me, would you still be able to ask such insane questions!Just think about how I feel! !
"Now that the weather has turned cold, how about chopping meat into pieces, adding water and chili to a pot, and making boiled human flesh?"
The woman in red asked again.
"..." Just listening to Jiang Liu'er, he felt that the noodles he ate in the morning had turned upside down in his stomach.
Under the surface of his pretending to be calm, he was terrified inside.
If I said, I was flustered just now, I am a fake Tang monk, and my flesh cannot make you live forever, would you believe it!
I won't believe it...
Jiang Liu'er was about to cry in her heart.He now finally knows what "death" is.
He numbly listened to the two monsters discussing how to eat him, and his heart was already in tears.
If time could turn back, he would never want to be a lying child again.
Well, he was forced too.
Is such that.
About an hour ago, Jiang Liuer went to Gao Cuilan's room, and then the real Gao Cuilan was tied up in this cave.
Yes, that's right.This woman in red who can kill with a wave of her hand is as easy as crushing an ant, and her face is as pale as a piece of white paper is the owner of the body that was occupied by the unlucky time-traveling female author for several years.
After the female author occupied her body, Gao Cuilan had become a monster who could neither reincarnate nor be a human being.Later, she meets another monster, who helps her live in a weasel.Although she survived on her last breath, she still only cared about her body.
It just so happened that the king asked her to go back to Gaolaozhuang to catch a monk, but she didn't expect that she would actually meet "myself" and commit suicide, so I took back my body when "myself" was weakest.
When Jiang Liu'er heard what she said, she was always in a trough.
I thought that the mouse that Sun Wukong mentioned last night was me, but there is really a mouse!
And he actually used a bad story to get her out of the way last night?
Goku, I was wrong!Come and save me!Jiang Liu'er wanted to slap herself.
As for this sly-eyed man, he is the Yellow Wind Monster.Why did he want to catch Jiang Liu'er?This is a long story.
Everyone knows that Tang Seng is actually the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, who used to be a disciple of Tathagata.As for the Yellow Wind Monster, he was a Taoist mouse at the foot of Lingshan Mountain in Journey to the West. Because he stole the clear oil in the glass cup and was afraid of being punished, he ran here to occupy the mountain and become king.
Actually not so.
Huang Fengguai's accusations of blood and tears against "Tang Monk" made Jiang Liuer subvert again his three views on this and Journey to the West.
As soon as Huang Fenggui saw him, he jumped up angrily, pointed at Jiang Liu'er and cursed: "What a golden cicada! In vain I treated you like a brother back then, and you actually robbed me of the man I like?! !"
Thunderbolt from the blue, the amount of information is huge!Almost frightened Jiang Liu'er into a fool.
Jiang Liuer: "???"
What did you say, can you say it again.
"Don't pretend to be crazy! Although so many years have passed, I will never forgive you! It's because of you that I have no choice but to escape to this place and become some kind of ghost king!" Huang Fenggui was very angry and kicked Jiang Liu Er kicked: "The same mistake, why can you go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures and then go back to be your god?! Let me tell you, with me here, don't even think about going to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures! Be your ascetic for the rest of your life Monk, go! You can't drink and eat meat for the rest of your life, go!"
"..." Jiang Liu'er still couldn't calm down, and was still struggling with the word "man".
Ah... If this yellow wind monster is not stupid, it means that both Tang Seng and him were relegated to the mortal world because of a man, and then they had to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships to return to the immortal position; King of the mountain?
All because of a man?
This conclusion made Jiang Liu'er feel very bad.But curiosity is also slowly sprouting.
The Yellow Wind Monster kicked him: "Don't talk about what to do, talk!"
Jiang Liu'er raised her head, looked at the weasel's double chin, and blurted out: "Who is that man?"
The yellow wind monster's eyes widened, as if he had stepped on a sore spot, he jumped up again, "Did I tell you to say this?!"
Then what do you want me to say, you say it!How do I know what you want to hear?Jiang Liu'er was a little helpless, "Since it's been so long, I can't even remember it, and you have someone by your side, let the past go, what we want to see is the future! Brother Huang .”
Huang Fengguai looked at him again in disbelief, Jiang Liuer heaved a sigh of relief, and muttered under his head: "I thought you were going to eat me."
Thinking of the fact that the Yellow Wind Monster caught Tang Seng in Journey to the West just for food, Jiang Liu'er was a little thankful that the Yellow Wind Monster and "herself" were acquaintances.
After hearing what he said, Huang Feng was stunned for a moment.
"Ding-dong-"
The damned voice rang in Jiang Liu'er's ear again, and his mood just fell to the bottom when he was a little better.
good very good.This system is really powerful, and it is designed to trick yourself.
Anyway, I have no choice... Jiang Liuer was depressed.
This time the system did not talk nonsense to him, and directly told him the seventh task: "Because the original script has been changed, now the yellow wind monster will not pose any personal threats to you, so now you have to tell him Your flesh is valuable and can live forever..."
With a plop, Jiang Liu'er fell to the ground in a daze.
To be brief, the seventh task is "seeking death"!Like a fish that landed on the shore, unable to move.
His system is so cruel, but the villain Huangfeng Monster has a bit of conscience. When he saw him suddenly like this, he was startled, and then he was about to reach out to help him up.
However, Gao Cuilan on the side held the Yellow Wind Monster, and said to the Yellow Wind Monster in a coquettish voice, "Your Majesty, you can't be merciful. I saw Monkey King enter his room last night and he hasn't come out for a long time."
"..." Jiang Liu'er suddenly wanted to curse.
But what does this have to do with Monkey King?Jiang Liu'er was at a loss again.
The Yellow Wind Monster yelled, "What! What did you guys do in the same room?!!"
Jiang Liu'er struggled to sit up, although she didn't understand what their conversation meant, but she was already impatient with this task.
He frowned and said impatiently: "What to do, what can we do? He wants to hear a story, so I'll tell him a story!"
Gao Cuilan smiled eccentrically at the side, "Oh, two men, are alone in a room in the middle of the night, just telling a story?"
These words, this tone!No matter how you hear it, it's the same as saying that he and Wukong have some shady things
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