My apprentice teases me

My ideal person is a world-class hero, one day he will wear a golden armor and holy clothes, and ride colorful auspicious clouds to marry me.

This sentence is estimated to be the dream of many girls for their significant other.

but……

but!

But I'm a man, not a woman, Jiao'e! I'm falling! ! !

Jiang Liu'er looked at Monkey King in front of him, and then at the people surrounding Daoxi behind him, his heart was churning like a wave.

"Oh, our second younger brother's lady is as beautiful as a flower! Look at that smooth skin, that small cherry mouth, that bright autumn eyes, that curling Chugong waist..." Said this It was the Bull Demon King.

Jiang Liuer thought to himself, Bull Demon King, you are so educated to be a monster, you have been wronged!But are you talking nonsense!Do you know these iron fan princesses when you tell a man!

Others said yes.

Jiang Liu'er: "..."

However, against his conscience, he lowered his head "shyly" and was carried away by the Monkey King wearing the golden armor and holy clothes under the eyes of many demons and ghosts.

Damn, this is the second time he's wearing a red wedding dress!What's worse than last time is that last time he was a man, but now he's completely dressed up as a woman! ! !

What's even more extreme is that last time I was forced, but this time it's voluntary...

Jiang Liu'er said that the choices she made had to be completed even while crying.

a month ago.

Sun Wukong said to let him go to the world with him, and he said "murder and set fire", Jiang Liu'er thought that Sun Wukong was going to do bad things!They were still thinking about how to get him to change his ways, but in the end they walked into a cloth shop.

"Great Sage, do you want to buy clothes?" Jiang Liuer asked.

"I didn't buy it, but I made a suit of clothes for us." Monkey King replied, Jiang Liuer continued to be puzzled, but at this time the shopkeeper had already come forward to say hello.

"What kind of fabric do you two young masters want to buy? Although our store is small, we are famous for its quality fabrics. As the saying goes, clothes make a man depend on clothes. Although the two young masters are handsome and talented, they still need some high-quality fabrics." To set off yourself, right!"

Sun Wukong ignored him, walked straight to the front of the red cloth, looked at it, and then asked Jiang Liuer's opinion: "What do you think of this?"

???

Did the Great Sage really come to buy clothes?

Jiang Liu'er also stepped forward and touched the cloth. Although he didn't know what material it was made of, it felt good.So he nodded and said, "Okay."

Monkey King turned his head and said to the shopkeeper: "Boss, use these fabrics to make two sets of clothes for us two."

The shopkeeper reminded them in a low voice: "This is for Xifu..."

Sun Wukong hummed.

The two people next to them opened their mouths wide in surprise.

Jiang Liuer: What do you mean by um?And what does it mean to make me a wedding dress?

Shopkeeper: Oh my gosh, these two men dare to stand in broad daylight!The boss looked at them meaningfully, and the words "I understand" were written in both eyes.

"Don't worry, son, I'm not a talkative person. We won't spread the matter about the two of you!" the shopkeeper patted his chest to assure him, then turned his head to the busy guys and shouted: "You two! Listen up guys, these two young masters have a habit of cutting off their sleeves, so don't gossip around! Did you hear me!!"

Jiang Liu'er instinctively covered the shopkeeper's mouth with her hands, and her face that was still shocked at the beginning was angry and angry: "Can I pass you a microphone, boss!"

Monkey King pointed to Jiang Liuer and said, "Measure him according to his figure, but the clothes are made into women's clothing."

"Ah, so..." The boss's tone was full of disappointment.

Jiang Liuer: What are you disappointed about?Are you a rotten man? Tell me.

The boss looked at Jiang Liu'er with x-ray eyes again, and said to himself: "Although this young man is indeed thin, it's rare to see such a tall girl?"

Jiang Liu'er also asked: "Great Sage, are you going to get married?"

Is it Bai Jingjing or Fairy Zixia?

"You." Monkey King said concisely.

Jiang Liuer: "Huh?!"

The storekeeper grabbed Jiang Liu'er's hand: "Congratulations, you two are a match made in heaven!"

Jiang Liuer: Get out!

When he came out of the cloth shop, Sun Wukong asked him what items should be purchased for ordinary people to get married. Jiang Liu'er was never married and didn't know the ancient customs, so how could he answer his question.Instead, he asked a question: "My lord, don't you think you have to explain to me what's going on?"

"Do you want to stay in Huaguo Mountain?" Monkey King also asked.

Not really thinking about it, but Jiang Liuer nodded anyway.

"I'm in trouble now, and only you can help me." Sun Wukong's eyes were extremely sincere, "But if you don't want to, I won't force you."

"..." This is clearly saying "If you don't help me, I will let you get out of Huaguo Mountain".But since Wukong said he was in trouble, there is no reason for him as a master not to help.

"The Jade Emperor betrothed a fairy to me, and I said that I already have a lover in Huaguo Mountain."

Jiang Liu'er understood it all at once, but isn't it true that immortals in the sky cannot get married?Why is the Jade Emperor taking Yuelao's job now?

Sun Wukong sneered, with a cold look on his face, he said, "I don't know what that old Jade Emperor is paying attention to? But I won't let him do what he wants."

Looking at Jiang Liu'er with cold eyes: "How about it, can you help me?"

"Help, help." Nod like pounding garlic.

So after Jiang Liu'er told them a month's story on Huaguo Mountain, she was dressed up beautifully by Princess Iron Fan and put on a prosperous wedding dress. "Married" to Monkey King.

Fortunately, I am a person in the 21st century, so I don't care about such absurd things—it's not the first time I've "married" anyway.Jiang Liuer thought in a broken jar.

It was supposed to be like this.Although Sun Wukong did not disclose the identity of the "lady" to the outside world, the guests did not know how to gossip, but of course the Jade Emperor was unwilling to come - although he did not come, but he sent a representative to come. Curtain hole congratulations.

"Marshal Canopy from Nantianmen is here!" Suddenly a monkey shouted loudly.

Jiang Liu'er turned around and finally saw Marshal Tianpeng for the first time.This time, Zhu Bajie is no longer a fat pig, nor is it a beast in human form, but a majestic and majestic canopy marshal.

But now the marshal is struggling to walk, almost clenching his teeth every step he takes.Looking down, I saw that he was dragging a large and huge iron box with a rope.

"Great Sage, this is a congratulatory gift from the Jade Emperor." Zhu Bajie was out of breath when he dragged the box to Monkey King.How heavy is this gift that can make the canopy so tired?Everyone's eyes turned to the iron box, quite curious about what kind of rare treasure it was.

Sun Wukong said: "The Jade Emperor is too polite."

Turning around, someone carried the iron box back, without any intention of opening it on the spot to open everyone's eyes.

Tianpeng squinted his eyes and looked at Jiang Liuer, and said with a smile: "This bride is really beautiful..."

"..." Bajie, you are so naughty, you have to tease even a teacher, right?

Bajie suddenly shouted: "Ah, why does this bride also have an Adam's apple?"

"..." I even thought of stuffing two apples in my chest, but I forgot about my Adam's apple.Jiang Liu'er knew that she should not get confused, so she could only wait for Monkey King's "explanation" without changing her face.But after waiting for a long time, Wukong didn't hear anything, and the crowd had already started to commotion, discussing in low voices.

"I just said, how can there be a girl who is so tall, even taller than our great sage!"

"The more you look at it, the more you think it's a man. Look at his eyebrows and eyes, although they are a bit feminine, but if you look carefully for a long time, you can feel that this is a man."

"Does this face look familiar to you? How do I feel that this is Jin Chanzi, the Tathagata's second disciple?"

What kind of eyes do you have, you are so tormented by Princess Iron Fan that you look in the mirror and want to beat yourself to death, yet you still recognize me?Jiang Liu'er glanced at the few people who spoke, they seemed to be gods in the sky.

You obviously came prepared, why are you pretending to be sharp-eyed, you think you are my Wukong?Jiang Liuer said so in her heart.

When the other guests heard this, their expressions were not very good.Jiang Liu'er can understand a little bit, if a friend uses a fake marriage to receive gifts, he will be upset!So... so Wukong, hurry up and say a word, I am helping you, do I have to help you block things?Don't think too highly of me!

"Miss, they say you are not a woman, how can you prove that you are a woman?" Sun Wukong really kicked the problem to him!Damn it!

Jiang Liu'er held back for a long time, blushed, stretched out her small fist and beat Sun Wukong's chest, put her arms around his shoulder in a shy manner, squeezed her throat and lay on Wukong's shoulder and said: "Am I a woman, are you Do you know best?"

The voice was not too loud, just enough to be heard by others with pricked ears.

Sun Wukong put his arms around him and said to everyone: "Your lady is the man."

Then he dragged Jiang Liuer away.

Leaving the crowd looking at each other.

"It's over, we seem to have angered the Great Sage..." Everyone trembled.

And Jiang Liu'er, who was being dragged away by Monkey King, lowered his head all the way, so that no one could see his unbearable smile.When there was no one there, as soon as Sun Wukong let go of his hand, Jiang Liuer sat down on the ground, clutching his stomach and laughing until tears fell.

Damn, I will be conquered by my own acting skills.

"Are you okay?" Sun Wukong saw his shoulders trembling and thought something was wrong with him.

Jiang Liu'er raised her eyes, her eyes were bright, and she hugged Monkey King's thigh with a mournful face: "Great Sage, my innocence is gone..."

"Are you going to make me responsible?" Sun Wukong said surprisingly, and immediately knocked Jiang Liuer back to his original shape.

"No, no, no, I am honored to be able to serve the Great Sage..." Jiang Liu'er quickly got up from the ground.

Monkey King got married, so naturally he received a lot of congratulatory gifts, and the water curtain cave was filled with rare treasures.

In the evening, all the people who came to attend the wedding dispersed, and the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain jumped up and down unwrapping the presents, and even Monkey King and the others went to watch.Jiang Liu'er is also drooling, with so many rare and rare treasures, he can take any one home and live comfortably, right?

Monkey King didn't care about these things, and let Jiang Liu'er take whatever he liked.

The Bull Demon King looked at these congratulatory gifts enviously, and regretted that he didn't have a big banquet when he married Princess Iron Fan, otherwise he might have received so many gifts.

"Sister-in-law, my second brother asked you to pick whatever you want, what did you give my second brother?"

Jiang Liu'er gritted her teeth, this group of people obviously knew the truth best, but they were the ones who made the most noise.

He withdrew his hand to unwrap the gift, and said indifferently: "I am a scholar, and the Great Sage has everything, so there is no need for me to give it."

And do you think Wukong is as narrow-minded as you, he knows that I will pay me for my cooperation in acting.

The Bull Demon King smiled, pointed to the hairpin on his hair and said, "There is one!"

Jiang Liu'er, who originally wanted to refute it, suddenly thought of the future role of this hairpin, so she pulled it out and handed it to Monkey King.

Monkey King pushed his hand away, "I don't want it."

The hairpin fell to the ground with a crisp and loud sound.

"What are you doing?!" Jiang Liu'er quickly picked it up, and saw that a crack had appeared in the crystal clear jade, he tried everything possible to protect the hairpin, but unexpectedly, he still failed to protect it.

Holding the jade hairpin, Jiang Liu'er suddenly panicked.It is said that jade is spiritual. Now that the jade is cracked, is something going to happen?Moreover, he wanted to change what he knew, but it didn't seem to work.

Everything is still moving in the original direction.

He came to Huaguo Mountain, pretended to be a scholar, and the jade hairpin was cracked... This is just the beginning.

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