My apprentice teases me

In the past few days, Jiang Liu'er has obviously felt that the atmosphere in Huaguo Mountain is a bit strange. Those powerful kings always gather together and talk in whispers. good thing.

He asked several times, but no one told him.

Jiang Liu'er joked: "You guys are not plotting to rebel against the Jade Emperor, are you?"

The big monsters stared at him with wide eyes, and the smile on Jiang Liuer's face froze.

"You...you...can't be real?"

There was a weird atmosphere in the air, Jiang Liu'er felt like she had spied on the big boss's murder plan, would she be silenced?

"Mortal, you know too much..." the Bull Demon King said, and began to rub his fists.

Sun Wukong greeted him with a cold face, put his arm around his shoulders, and said in his ear: "If we want to rebel, will you report or will you advance and retreat with us?"

Jiang Liu'er trembled: "I am a mortal, what use is it for me..."

"Then you mean to expose it?"

"I... think about it." Jin Chanzi is not a member of Havoc in Heaven, can he protect himself wisely?

Sun Wukong said: "Don't be stupid, who has the ability to fight against the [-] heavenly soldiers and generals in the heavenly court?"

If you think this way, there will be no trouble in the heavenly palace.

Jiang Liu'er made a joke, so ashamed, she laughed and said she was going to bed, but when she went back, she caught a glimpse of the big iron box in the corner, the gift from the Jade Emperor hadn't been opened yet. .

What kind of things should be packed in such a big box?Jiang Liu'er was really curious, and with Sun Wukong's consent, he opened the box, but there was only a small bottle in the huge box.

What is this, holy water?Or is it like the water that smelled last time can infinitely magnify people's anger?

The Bull Demon King said with a smile: "How dare the Jade Emperor give it to the second younger brother in a fair and honest manner, and even at the wedding... that."

Well, very good, the pause in the middle was very good, except for the two parties, Monkey King and Jiang Liuer, who were angry and embarrassed, the rest of the people were all smiling.

Sun Wukong brought the bottle over, smelled it, and asked someone to bring him a few cups, each cup was filled, and he raised his glass and said: "This is the wine made from the unique flat peach in the sky. It has no fragrance and taste, but you can only taste its taste after drinking it. We are brothers, so naturally we have to share the cup, you guys are welcome."

Jiang Liu'er also felt that Sun Wukong was talking nonsense in a serious manner, even he didn't believe it!Not to mention the other shrewd kings.

Pushing and pushing, finally let Jiang Liu'er drink it first and try it.

"Why do you want me to test the poison myself? It's not fair!" Jiang Liu'er yelled to quit, and the Jiao Demon King said, "Brother Jiang, is it possible that my second brother can still harm you? Come on, take a sip, We will be good friends from now on.”

"..." Jiang Liu'er was caught by everyone and couldn't escape, so she had to ask Monkey King for help, "Great Sage, save me."

Sun Wukong said: "Just drink it, I won't harm you, if anything happens to you, I will definitely save you from King Yama."

"..." A group of monsters who bully the weak just because they are strong!

Jiang Liu'er had no choice but to drink the wine in one gulp.

"What smell?" Someone asked.

There is no taste at all, it feels the same as cool white.But Jiang Liu'er is not willing to say that, he deliberately exaggerated, and made an intoxicated look, "Sure enough, it is just like what the Great Sage said, this thing is colorless and tasteless, but the moment it enters the mouth, it is better than Qiongniuyujiu .”

"Really?" Several people's eyes lit up, seeing that Jiang Liu'er's expression was the same, and he was still safe and sound, and they couldn't wait to have a drink, only to find that they were tricked into chasing and beating Jiang Liu'er.

Jiang Liuer hid behind Sun Wukong, pointed at them and shouted, "Bold! How dare you treat the man your brother Mingmei is marrying like this!"

"..."

Now that he said so, Sun Wukong had no choice but to help him, after all, it was a matter of his own face.

At first I thought it was the Jade Emperor making a joke, but I didn’t expect it was really a joke, it was the kind of big one——anyone who drank the unknown liquid, the next day...

"Death! Little Fan!" The Bull Demon King woke up early in the morning and saw his belly had grown, his eyes were covered with panic, and he pushed his wife, Princess Iron Fan, to wake up.

Princess Iron Fan saw him with a puffy stomach, thinking that he had been poisoned by something, and comforted him not to panic, and went to see a doctor first.

However, after taking his pulse, the recruited doctor said: Congratulations, are you happy?

The Bull Demon King was shocked, and the Iron Fan Princess was furious. She grabbed his bull's ear and said angrily, "Who? Who did you do something wrong with me?"

The Bull Demon King yelled, "Xiao Fanfan, I'm wronged, I didn't do anything wrong to you... just lightly, you're going to wring off my bull's ears!"

"You still say no! Now that you have a child, what else can you say? Tell me which vixen it is!" Princess Iron Fan was heartbroken, her eyes were red, and she spit out a small plantain fan from her mouth, turning it into a Holding it in his hand, he is ready to fan the Bull Demon King to the sky at any time.

"I didn't do anything to offend you, little fan, you believe me..." The Bull Demon King still said the same thing, Princess Iron Fan's patience reached the extreme, and gave him a chance to confess, but the weather didn't know how to cherish it.So she used her mana to fan the banana fan, and there was a strong wind, and then the Bull Demon King bounced out like a bow and arrow from Li Xuan, and then disappeared.

"Princess Iron Fan, your old cow has not cheated, trust me."

Princess Iron Fan heard the voice, looked back, and saw Jiang Liu'er yawning and sitting on a stone chair not far away, talking to her while yawning.

Going down the line, seeing that Jiang Liuer's belly was also growing, Princess Iron Fan was even more surprised, "Aren't you and the Great Sage married in a fake way, so what about you?"

Jiang Liu'er told her speechlessly: "Princess, may I ask if you have ever seen a man who can give birth to a child?"

Princess Iron Fan was taken aback, and Jiang Liuer pointed at the other people who were lying on the side.Last night they played until late at night, and they didn't leave, they just found a corner and lay down.

Now all of them have big bellies, and the only ones who don't have big bellies are Monkey King and Princess Iron Fan.

"How did we become like this?" Several monsters panicked.

Jiang Liu'er was very calm. He told everyone that it was because they all drank the water from the Zimu River in Daughter's Country, so they were all pregnant.

"It's unreasonable! The Jade Emperor is too insulting! We are all men. How can we gain a foothold in the Three Realms if such a short story as being pregnant with a child is spread!" Peng Demon King was furious, "We must find Jade God give me an explanation!"

"It is necessary to settle accounts with him, but the most important thing now is how to make our stomachs..." the macaque king said angrily.

Monkey King sat on the side, not at all angry at the fact that the Jade Emperor wanted to tease him.That's right, he's not the one with the big belly now, and he finds it quite funny to see the brothers become like this.

"Brothers, don't panic. You don't have any wives. Isn't it good to have a baby now?" Monkey King said.

"You talk so sarcasticly, why don't you drink the water and give birth to a little monkey yourself?" The Flood Demon King widened his eyes, looking like he was going to eat people.

Sun Wukong pointed back at Jiang Liuer and said, "I don't need it, my wife has already given birth to me."

Jiang Liu'er blushed, "Don't talk nonsense!" Then she told them sternly, "Daughter's country has drinking water that can make people pregnant, and there is naturally a birth spring. You are the only one who has nothing to do with the Great Sage now, so I will trouble you to go there and bring us back the Falling Taiquan."

"I don't want it." Sun Wukong refused.

Everyone: "..."

Believe it or not, we beat you to death!

"Why don't you guys beg me, if I'm happy, then maybe I'll take a trip." Sun Wukong was very cheap after saying this, and everyone jumped up to beat him, but now everyone is acting How could it be so easy to hit him, Monkey King jumped, grabbed the vine, and swung in mid-air, the people below threw things at him, and the scene was a bit chaotic.

Princess Iron Fan was in a hurry to find the Bull Demon King and come back, so she left.Jiang Liu'er came out to control the situation, "Stop making trouble, Great Sage, hurry up and go to find Luotai Spring. The water in this Zimu River is no better than a normal person's ten-month pregnancy. It only takes ten days to give birth."

Monkey King jumped down from mid-air, "Okay, then I'll go there, you wait here for me, I'll go back as soon as I go."

Sun Wukong can travel hundreds of thousands of miles with one somersault, and it only takes a while to go to the daughter country, but Princess Iron Fan has already returned with the Bull Demon King, and Sun Wukong has not come back.

Jiang Liu'er said, "Could something have happened?"

They said: "How can anything happen? He is a monkey who has made a big fuss in the heavenly palace. A hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals are no match for him."

"What?" Jiang Liu'er was taken aback. Has Monkey King already made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace at this time?Then why is he all right?Fortunately, he was worried day and night that Sun Wukong would go to the sky, so he kept thinking about how to persuade him not to go to the sky, so that there would be no troubles in the heavenly palace.But now...couldn't it be this time that he was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain after making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace?And next time?

"He must be hiding in some fairy's place to eat and drink. Let him and us look forward to his return." The Bull Demon King said, Princess Iron Fan suggested that she should also go to fetch water, and everyone nodded again and again. She went and came back quickly.

However, before he set off, a person jumped into the waterfall, and the person shouted: "My brothers, my grandson is back!"

Holding a purple gourd in his hand, he shouted loudly: "The water from Luotai Spring is here!"

Overjoyed, they rushed to him, and Jiang Liuer also walked over.

"Give me a sip, give me a sip." Several people scrambled to say, wishing they could drink the water right away and lose their stomachs.

Sun Wukong said: "Stand in line, keep your mouth open, and take one bite per person."

Monkey King said that each of them gave them a sip, and when it was Jiang Liuer's turn, Jiang Liuer looked at the gourd in his hand strangely, and asked strangely: "Didn't you take a black gourd when you went? Why? Turned purple?"

Monkey King smiled: "I accidentally broke it, so I asked someone for a purple gourd. Come on, open your mouth and take a sip."

Jiang Liu'er didn't open her mouth obediently, but asked suddenly: "Do you know who I am?"

Sun Wukong looked at him amusedly: "Your name is Jiang Liuer, a mortal, who just "married" to me a few days ago."

Jiang Liu'er turned to the Bull Demon King again, "Do you know who I am?"

After drinking the water, the Bull Demon King felt his belly getting smaller and smaller. Hearing Jiang Liuer's question, he asked strangely, "Brother Jiang, are you stupid?"

Jiang Liu'er smiled at Sun Wukong: "Look, this is the answer of a normal person. I have stayed in this water curtain cave for so long. If I ask them the question "Who am I", the answer I get will be sure." This is the answer from the Bull Demon King, so..."

Before the words fell, the Bull Demon King and the others had already fainted to the ground one after another.

Jiang Liu'er pulled Princess Iron Fan back a step, and asked sharply, "Who are you?"

"Monkey King" laughed loudly, "Sure enough, he can recognize that I am not the real Monkey King."

He took out a bronze mirror from his pocket, looked at Jiang Liu'er, and said with a smile: "I thought who it was, it turned out to be the disciple of Buddha Tathagata, Jin Chanzi."