[Naruto] I love a funny guy

The gap between the underworld and the present world, the endless dark cave bottom, the huge heretic golem, many white puppets "Jue" who can move, talk and laugh, and that strange puppet who has been sleeping since the first day we met Grandpa Uchiha.

This is the environment Obito is in now.

Half of his body was smashed to pieces, and was repaired by the old man with strange things. The other half of his body was said to have penetrated through the stone, so it was intact. Arm, a little dejected, he is only able to walk on two feet so far, when will he be able to return to the same level as before?

The bead chain hanging on the head of the bed jingled, and Obito stroked the largest flaming red bead with his intact left hand. He rubbed his name carefully. He missed everyone and her so much... The boy untied the bead chain Neatly, let go slowly, and then did a backflip and landed on the open space next to the bed.

Obito, you have to work hard today!You have to work harder than yesterday!Only after recovering can I go back to see everyone, to go back and see her!

The recovery training is the same day by day, the hair is getting longer and longer, and the right arm has recovered from the fluffy fine linen to the same as usual, and I have been able to fully adapt to this new "body". After doing the last set of balance exercises with his arms, he jumped onto the bed in a contented leap, grasped the string of earrings hanging on the head of the bed, and kissed the biggest bead fiercely. Full of hope, as if he had seen himself running towards someone who was waiting for him.

At this time, a few Baijue who can freely shuttle in the soil came back. They often went outside to collect information. Obito was in a good mood and asked them what they saw outside. He was about to ask them how Konoha was doing now. Several Baijue were scrambling to talk, and in the messy "chattering", Obito only heard those few key words - Kakashi, Lin, being hunted down...

"Speak clearly!" Obito yelled loudly, and several white monsters kept silent, puffed their mouths funny, shook their heads in tacit understanding, and Obito couldn't stand it and pointed directly at one of them, letting him speak alone.

"Well, those two companions you mentioned, Kakashi Hatake and Rin Nohara, right? They are being hunted down by a group of Mist Ninjas. They seem to be quite dangerous."

Bai Jue, who was named, described the scene he saw outside with his arms and legs dancing. Obito was shocked, his companions were in danger, and he was going to support them!However, the only door leading to the outside world here was blocked by Uchiha Madara with a boulder. Obito swooped down and hit the boulder door fiercely. However, with a bang, he was not only bounced back, but even his right hand, which had recovered from cultivation with great difficulty, was blocked. The arm has also become scrapped clay, ticking and falling like wax.

"Yeah, why don't you wear me," Xu said, after getting along with him in the past few days, these Baijue who were in charge of supervising Obito also developed feelings for him. Wrapped and attached to the Outer Way Golem, "So you have a protective suit."

Obito put on the scroll and thanked him. With the help of him and the golem of the heretics, this time, he smashed the boulder in one fell swoop, and the booming sound also disturbed Uchiha who had been sleeping for a long time Madara, the old man raised his eyelids and looked at him quietly. Obito tore off the connection of the golem of the heretics bit by bit, and told the old man firmly that he was very grateful to him for saving him, but he didn't want to stay here , he will go out now, support his companions, and go back to Konoha.

"You are too anxious, it is too early to thank me now, believe me, you will come back, you will eventually recognize this hypocritical world..."

The dark and hoarse voice seemed to be a curse, Obito tore off the earrings hanging on the head of the bed and stuffed them back into his bosom, threw Madara's sigh behind his head, kicked his feet hard, and rushed out.

Along the way, Juanjue was supplementing him with other information, and he answered every time Obito asked.

Just the two of them?Yes.

What about the Konoha people?did not see it.

Where's Minato-sensei?did not see it.

that……

Is that the little pupil you talk about every day?Didn't see it either.

The situation is very bad... Obito gritted his teeth and accelerated again and again, Kakashi, Lin likes you, and you promised to take good care of her, wait for me, this time, we will definitely cooperate more perfectly than last time!

However, when Obito pushed aside the bushes in front of him, what he could see was the desolate night, Rachel's wailing, and Lin who was pierced through the chest and vomited blood...

The two sharing eyes began to resonate, and the originally immature Shuanggouyu began to be filled with blood, spinning, spinning rapidly, until it was frozen in the shape of a sickle-shaped windmill, a piece of blood-red black ink, like a black hole that wants to suck everything in , with poignant unfathomable.

How could this be?Why is this happening?

In the open land, Kakashi asked the same question, but who should he ask?Who can give him the answer?He could only mechanically pull out Rachel's right hand from Lin's heart bit by bit. The tip of his nose smelled of blood that made people sick, and his hand felt as sticky as if he had fallen into an abyss.

"Ka, Ka, Xi..."

Lin, who lost her support, only had time to call out the name of the person she liked, and then she closed her eyes and fell backwards. Kakashi wanted to catch her, but her feet went limp, covering her left eye, and she also fell forward , lost consciousness.

Everything in front of him was covered in blood, and Obito looked up at the full moon in the sky, it was a blood moon... He stepped out of the bush step by step, and those chasing Kirin immediately found him, He rushed towards him with murderous intent.

He seemed to be overflowing with something, he was so uncomfortable and in pain, he wanted to release all that, Obito roared to the sky, and let out all the repression that made him suffer, and suddenly, his entire right half of his body went numb The thorns were all over the place, he looked at the mist ninjas who were rushing towards him, it was too slow... Accompanied by a burst of high-pitched roar, Obito went straight up, at this time, he was like a melon cutting vegetables, killing , kill, kill them all!

After witnessing all this, Juanjuan couldn't help being excited, he finally knew why Madara chose Obito!Obito... is really a suitable experimental product, not only can freely fuse the intercolumn cells, but also can perfectly perform the technique of cutting wood.

The originally empty land turned into Shura Hell in an instant, with the corpses of Mist Ninjas everywhere, and a sea of ​​blood under their feet, Obito walked step by step towards his former companion, Lin who had long been breathless, and the Kakashi, he knelt down not far from them in a daze, wanted to get close, but didn't dare to get close, he grabbed his heart, as if he touched something.

He took it out and saw that it was an earring, which was supposed to be given to Xiaotong.

He held the earrings and ran in another direction as if fleeing with his head in his arms. The half-body Bai Jue who was connected with Juanjue immediately felt wrong. Based on the integration of the information collected long ago, Bai Jue half body immediately understood the whereabouts of Obito. Madara's script had already been written here, but nothing could have gone wrong. Bai Jue grinned and slowly merged into the soil, Obito reached that place first.

After running around for a while, Obito finally stopped. He looked at this place, the small river was still flowing quietly, the surface of the river was sparkling, and it was a little closer to Xiaotong. Even the moonlight was gentle, He looked at the small wooden house in front of him, at the boy and girl holding hands on the wall of the wooden house under the faint moonlight, and at the faint light through the window, Obito seemed to have finally found a home. The child stretched out his hand holding the earring, and moved towards the cabin step by step.

Soon, almost there, he could already touch the door.

"Just received the information, your plan is really perfect, you are worthy of the daughter of Hokage."

There was someone in the room, and Obito's hand that was about to knock on the door stopped. The voice was Hitomi's elder brother, Ryo Sarutobi, what's the plan?What does it mean to be worthy of being the daughter of Hokage?Obito froze in place.

"Of course."

Then came a sneering female voice, Obito opened his eyes wide in doubt, it was Xiaotong's voice, but it wasn't, Xiaotong would never have such a tone on weekdays, she was indifferent to everyone, There is no temperature, not too enthusiastic, even if it is ridiculed, it will not be such a contempt.

"A group of idiots, Kirin, just revealed a little information to them, and they really sealed Sanwei into Nohara Lin's body."

"Nohara Rin was so enlightened that she bumped into Kakashi's Rachel and committed suicide."

The man seemed to feel a little sorry, but the woman didn't care.

"What does it matter, if she dies and Sanwei dies, Mistnin Village will lose a tailed beast. Even if she doesn't die, we can still subdue Sanwei when we return to Konoha. At that time, Mistnin will also lose a tailed beast. Konoha But it can add another tailed beast at the same time, pfft... a bunch of idiots, it's really stupid and pitiful."

"Minato class...hehe," the man laughed lowly, "I still remember that Obito, wasn't he always your little follower?"

"That trash, I have all kinds of express hints to tell him to get away, but he just hangs around in front of my eyes." The female voice sighed, "Now don't worry, such a trash, after death, he can still change his name." Carve a comfort tablet, and he will have fun."

"Hey, how can you be happy when you're dead?"

The man seemed to have heard some great joke. When the woman heard it, she kept saying "That's right". A man and a woman laughed together in the room. In the brain of the soil.

Obito thought that he would be very angry and would rush in like before, but he seemed to be numb, and the hand holding the earring suddenly exerted force. Turning around was also silent, Obito grinned and smiled silently, he took one step at a time, different from the appearance when he came, this time, he was determined to leave.

I don't know how long he walked, but as Madara said, he really returned there.

The dead Lin is fake, Kakashi who killed Lin himself is fake, Hitomi Asakura like that is also fake, everything is fake!

Such a ninja system is wrong!Together with Madara, he wants to create a brand new world, a world where there is only love and peace, and everyone lives right!

In that world, there is Lin who is still smiling, Kakashi who cherishes his companions, and Hitomi who is always in his heart.

Bai Jue stood behind Madara, looking at Obito who was walking towards them step by step, well, stand-up comedy and so on, it was really interesting, no, it should be said that his ventriloquism is good, and it is not right, the correct way to say it is, He really has acting talent.

And in an unknown small village, Hitomi Asakura, who was rescued by Tsunade, suddenly opened her eyes, sat up abruptly, with a look of horror on her face, but in the next second, she closed her eyes again and looked back heavily. When she fell down, Yuan Feiliang immediately rushed up worriedly to support her, and supported her carefully.

"Finally there is a reaction."

Tsunade breathed a sigh of relief, and fanned the wind. Shizune beside him had already handed her a clean towel to wipe her sweat.

"Master Tsunade, leave the rest to me, and you can go to rest."

Shizune stood aside respectfully, rubbed her forehead with Tsunade, and waved her hand in agreement. After working for more than ten days without closing her eyes, it would be very damaging to a woman's appearance if she didn't take a good rest.

Sarutobi hurriedly went to psychic the little monkey to bring the good news back to Konoha, Hitomi Asakura was sweating profusely, Shizune was busy wiping her body, the cold girl's lips trembled, Shizune approached, but I couldn't hear anything, so I had to give up.

Hitomi Asakura, who was still awake, murmured indistinctly——

"Obito..."