[Naruto] I love a funny guy

The afternoon sun was particularly warm. In the small courtyard, Hitomi Asakura was lying on a recliner, with a thin blanket on his knees, and a scroll in his hand. He closed his eyes and meditated. Behind the courtyard gate not far away, a sable was A barrier-free communication across races with a pink and tender pig.

"Boyo Boyo!"

"chirp chirp~"

Dolphin and Xiaocuti talked to each other as if no one was watching, but the pleasant conversation was interrupted by a loud bang not long after.

The gate of the yard was pushed open from the outside, and the two little guys nestled behind the gate were also photographed directly on the wall by the door panel, and their appearance was quite beautiful.

Hitomi Asakura heard the noise, covered her mouth and yawned. She opened her eyes lazily and looked at Tsunade who staggered and pushed the door in. She could smell the smell of alcohol from afar. Cang Tong moved a little to change into a comfortable position, and continued to lie down.

Tsunade's cheeks were flushed, and after belching from alcohol, he propped up the recliner and leaned aside, using his hand as a fan to breathe the wind.

"Well, I was not very lucky today, so I drank two more glasses, and I really only drank two more glasses."

As he spoke, he deliberately turned his body and gestured in front of the person on the reclining chair. The usually heroic and strong female warrior also added a bit of a girly posture after being drunk, and Chao Cangtong pinched the center of her brows.

"My elder brother's wife was going to be lost by you."

"Well," Tsunade hiccupped again, and pinched the girl's face maliciously, "I'm telling bad jokes now, it looks like it's really good."

Hitomi Asakura patted her hand away expressionlessly, turning his face away.

"I didn't expect that it was you who saved me."

"Hmmm, listening to your tone," Tsunade lowered his body and leaned closer to Asakura Hitomi's ear, "You seem very unhappy?"

"Of course," Asakura Hitomi pushed Tsunade away against her face still expressionless, "I really hate you."

Tsunade slammed a fist on the rattan chair next to Asakura Hitomi's ear, and immediately made a big hole. She smiled and patted Asakura Hitomi's small face lightly.

"Oh, I see."

Bamboo shavings fell, and Asakura Hitomi blew them away calmly, and continued to lie on the recliner without changing his face, and even shook himself slightly, feeling indescribably comfortable.

"This is for you," Tsunade changed from his previous laugh, and threw a thin wine bottle to Hitomi Asakura, "I'll make the medicinal wine for you, and I will make it myself according to the recipe. Remember to drink it every day."

liquor?Hitomi Asakura pinched the thin-necked bottle with two fingers, shook it, and opened the stopper. Immediately, a strong smell of alcohol came to his nostrils. Hitomi Asakura held his nose in disgust. Is this really medicinal wine?Why can I only smell the smell of wine but not the smell of medicine?However, after taking a sip, it was indeed medicine.

It's so cold, this medicinal wine is cold in the mouth, and Hitomi Asakura can't help but miss those soups made with soil, holding the hot soup, just one sip, it warmed up that winter.

"Although the wine is cold, it is the most heart-warming. In the future, you will fall in love with it." Tsunade seemed to know what Hitomi Asakura was thinking, stretched his waist and prepared to go back to his room to rest.

"Hey," Asakura Hitomi called to stop the person behind him, "When you are full of that person, have you ever, even once, turned around and looked at the person behind you?"

Shizune, who was about to wipe Tsunade's face with hot water, gasped when she heard the sound. The little girl was so courageous that she even mentioned her uncle in front of Tsunade-sama. She thought her teacher would be furious. Knowing that the person being questioned kept moving, he directly pushed the door open and went to catch up on sleep. Shizune glanced at Hitomi Asakura who hadn't moved, let out a long breath, and tiptoed into the room with a washbasin in hand.

are not there?Not once?So she can't see that white hair coming from here?So Jiraiya also can't see Asakura Chie?So, Uchiha Obito can't see her Hitomi Asakura?

Stupid, what a bunch of idiots.

The hand holding the scroll gradually tightened, Hitomi Chaokura looked at the scroll in her hand, a fire escape burned it to ashes, the scroll was sent by a monkey sent by Pipazi, and she had read the contents inside.

The story about Hitomi Uchiha was described in detail in the scroll, and she read it very carefully.

After recuperating at Tsunade for a few more days, Sarutobi Ryo left with Hitomi Asakura. Before leaving, Tsunade did not forget to tell her patients.

"From now on, put away all your emotions, be free from joy, anger, sorrow, and joy, and stop looking for stimulation for yourself, it will kill you, and," Tsunade grabbed Asakura Hitomi's left wrist, "Protect the Fire Heart Orb that Orochimaru gave you, it's the only thing in the world that can restrain the cold poison in your body, as long as you don't use that kind of chakra again."

That kind of chakra refers to the chakra used to open the eyes. She has been frozen for too long. Although Hana's sealing technique saved her life, it has accumulated over the years and accumulated into another kind of toxin. Her flesh and blood, those chills that go deep into the bone marrow accumulate day by day, like a poison lurking in her body, if you don't touch it, you will die, and it will explode at any moment. From the very beginning, Hua Ming knew that her daughter would spend her whole life with the pain, but she was too late Think further.

Hitomi Asakura gained life from the polar ice and snow, but she would accidentally die in the snow and ice.

There must be no great sorrow or great joy, no joy, anger, sorrow and joy. In this kind of life, what is the difference between her and the walking dead from now on?But it doesn't matter, she didn't care much about these things. When she was young, she felt that there was an adult soul living in her body. She didn't realize that she was really an adult long ago. Forget it, She has been stealing time for 15 years, although that was not her intention, Hitomi Asakura thought, if it wasn't for the fact that her bald head style didn't fit her aesthetics, she might have just shaved ordained and gone to a temple to knock wooden fish.

When he returned to Konoha Village, the battle was over, and Hitomi Asakura's face was pale as if he had just recovered from a serious illness.

The first thing she did when she came back was to go to Uchiha's ancestral hall, and found the tablets of Uchiha Mirror and Uzumaki Hana. These two were the ones who really gave her life. She is their blood, but she doesn't know anything about them, she doesn't even know what they look like, she only has a vague idea, oh, Uchiha mirror is her biological father, Uzumaki is her The biological mother, and this couldn't be more simple fact, but it can only be a secret forever.

Someone came behind him, Hitomi Asakura didn't want to stay here for a long time, but when he turned around, he saw a familiar figure.

"Curly-haired pupil?" Zhishui looked at her suspiciously with a basket on his shoulders. What a coincidence, we met at this place twice.

It turned out to be him, the little curly hair who had met once, Chao Cangtong had automatically blocked the nickname given to her by the little poor boy. Seriously, this kid in front of me should call her aunt seriously. Nephew, by the way, where is his father?Even if they can't recognize each other, Asakura Hitomi feels that it is appropriate to remind this real big brother.

"My father," who knows, Zhishui smiled softly, carried the basket over Hitomi Chaokura, took out the things he needed, and while he was busy, he turned back to Hitomi Chaokura faintly, "He and Hitomi Chaokura Mom went to the battlefield this time, but she didn't come back."

That's right, Hitomi Asakura opened her mouth, and finally said nothing, watching Shisui doing things, keeping silent the whole time, when Shisui finished talking and turned around, she found that she seemed to be sad, thinking that she was feeling sorry for him, The little boy shrugged easily.

"Don't be like this, you see, when I come here in the future, the whole family will be reunited, talk to grandparents, and chatter with mom and dad."

As the boy said, he carried the basket and went to the right. As he walked, he seemed to think of Hitomi Asakura again, and turned to invite her.

"The idiot Obito is here too, do you want to talk to him?" Shisui remembered that she and Obito seemed to have a good relationship.

What answered him was the back of Asakura Hitomi who was slowly leaving.

Whether it was the ancestral hall or the cemetery, she didn't want to see that kind of "Obito", so, except for the day when she left Konoha, she never looked at Obito's tombstone again.

But at this time, in the grove near the cemetery, behind a towering tree, there was a tall and tall figure. He was covered from head to toe in a black robe and a mask, and his eyes were fixed on a silver-haired boy. Watching him turn from one tombstone to another.

"Hey, Obito, I came to see you again." Kakashi talked to the owner of the tombstone in a normal way. Since that incident, only at this time, in front of Obito, he can be a little "normal" "Some.

The dark clouds gradually approached, and people were almost out of breath. Kakashi, who was talking to Obito, was staring at Kakashi's masked figure, and Hitomi Asakura, who was slowly walking towards the cemetery.

Rain, has not been under.

Note: The dialogue between the two divine pets at the beginning of this article is as follows——

Dolphin: "My master is very fierce!"

Cutie: "Although my master is not as big as your master now, she is definitely a potential stock!"

Fortunately, Xiaotong can only understand what her pet is talking about Orz