[Naruto] I love a funny guy

"Let go, let go...uh..."

Slightly moaning, obviously holding back panting, when Akatsuki organized the three of them to step into this temple, what they saw was a little boy with a red face twisting his body unnaturally, looking over from the side, You can still clearly see the watery mist in the boy's eyes, and the expressionless older female youth on the other side.

At the moment, the three who had experienced all kinds of turbulent waves couldn't help being stunned for a while, all with blank faces, but their minds had already been occupied by various strange thoughts.

Blame Auntie, it's alive—Dan Shi Guixie feels that he has gained knowledge again.

Back then, I was really grateful to Hitomi Asakura for not "molesting" - Uchiha Itachi felt lucky to have escaped.

This brat is too easy to be controlled, too weak to be his partner - the only Red Sand Scorpion who still remembers their mission here.

Seeing someone coming, Asakura Hitomi let go of his hand, and flicked his two soft, slippery tongues on his palm. Deidara was finally free, staggered a few steps back, and opened his teeth and claws as soon as he stabilized his body. He rushed towards Zhao Cangtong, but the latter easily supported his forehead with a palm, turned his head towards the door, and let him look at the three people.

someone!Be seen!Didara became even more angry, and roared viciously at the three of them: "Who are you three? Who allowed you to come in? Get out!"

As he spoke, he made a gesture to throw clay bombs at them.

The Scarlet Sand Scorpion was even more dissatisfied with his childish behavior. What he needed was a steady partner, not a brat who would turn into anger from embarrassment and love to jump around.

There were two poor households around her, so only Kisame explained her intentions. Sure enough, as Hitomi Asakura expected, the three of them came to recruit people on behalf of the Akatsuki organization, but she didn't expect that Uchiha Itachi also joined that organization , because the report card of Genocide is too beautiful?

Deidara didn't want to be controlled by Hitomi Asakura, and naturally he didn't want to be bound by some organization, so he immediately rejected their recruitment, and the three people who were rejected were not annoyed, and Kisame grinned and said, "No If you follow them, you will be silenced."

The arrogant bomb maniac immediately refused to accept it and wanted to blow them all up to nothing. The other party simply proposed to let Didara compete with the smallest Uchiha Itachi. The blond boy glanced at the silence who was not much older than him. The boy, at first, just glanced casually, but the more he looked, the more angry he became, the guy named Uchiha Itachi didn't see him at all!Don't take him seriously at all!He's going to blow those eyes out!Fear and scream before his clay bombs!

It's a pity that things backfired. As a result, he lost to the pair of Sharingan and almost exploded himself.

The aggrieved Didala thought about leaving with them, but Asakura Hitomi, who was ignored the whole time, was upset.

"Hey, you seem to have forgotten something."

The four people who were about to leave paused for a moment, Kisame and Itachi Uchiha continued to take Didara away, Didara turned back to Hitomi Kura, grinned, made a gesture of explosion and then left No, Asakura Hitomi will not just let them go.

After finally waiting for people from the Xiao organization to come, she wanted to track it down to the end.

People don't keep her, she keeps people.

A few scorpions contaminated with poison flew towards them, and suddenly pulled out an iron scorpion tail and blocked all of them with a few slaps.

"Always leave someone to clean up unnecessary garbage."

The huge iron scorpion tail was horizontal in mid-air, completely blocking Chao Cangtong's path, Chao Cangtong could only watch the three people go further and further away, it seems that only by solving the guy in front of him can he continue to chase. go up.

Only then did Asakura Hitomi seriously examine the guy who stopped her, he looked like a pushcart, and his voice was so gloomy and frightening, where did he come from?At the beginning, she couldn't remember which ninja village had such a No. [-] character, until she saw the word scorpion on the tail.

The Red Sand Scorpion!Looking at the poisonous poison on the tip of the tail, Chao Cangtong immediately raised his spirits. He is a master poisoner like her, and as a colleague, the other party can be regarded as her senior.

"It needs to be resolved quickly, I don't want to be waited by others."

Under the black robe was the sound of the mechanism being activated. Asakura Hitomi was not idle. Before the other party had an attack, a few shurikens had been thrown over. The target was the oversized black robe. Stuck on the red auspicious cloud on the black robe, the shuriken was still connected to the chakra line. As soon as it hit the other end of the target chakra line, Asakura Hitomi raised his hand, and even the whole robe was shattered. She flipped over.

Seeing the "body" under the robe, Asakura Hitomi realized that he had underestimated the enemy before.

He doesn't look like a cart, but he is a cart, with four limbs like a beast, and a beast face with green face and fangs on his back. There is an opening on the beast face, and what he swallows is the well-articulated joint. scorpion tail.

What about his true self?Could it be hidden in that organ beast?That's small enough... Could it be a dwarf?

The other party didn't give her so much time to think. The moment the robe was lifted, thousands of hidden weapons flew towards her, and Hitomi Chaokura quickly avoided it. Compared with this battle, Hitomi Chaokura felt that her thousand weapons The rain can be counted as a drizzle at most, mechanical ones are better than manual ones, each hidden weapon is quenched with poison, and it will kill if touched, through the hidden weapons like a curtain, Chao Cangtong carefully studied the other party Finding its weakness, it's just... Where can she attack the other party who is covered in thick iron sheets? !

abnormal!Even more perverted than her!

Hitomi Asakura was furious, and after retreating to a certain safe distance, he tore open a scroll and threw it over the opponent's head. Once his hands were empty, he immediately formed a seal, and with a bang, a seal fell on the unfolded scroll The net cover, and as Asakura Hitomi's seal gesture became bigger and bigger, it also changed from a virtual seal to a solid net cable, and quickly fell, trapping the entire body of the scorpion, and it was getting tighter and tighter.

Xie paused, the liquid soaked in the net cover slowly seeped into his body, and his mechanism was actually restricted, and his movements began to be slow, but...

The scorpion tail, which was a bit sluggish, suddenly stabbed towards Hitomi Asakura at a faster speed than before. Hitomi Asakura managed to avoid it, but was still rubbed against his left shoulder.

The other party was a big iron cart, but hers was made of flesh and blood, the poison of the red sand scorpion... Hitomi Asakura hurriedly retreated while clutching her shoulders. Could it be that she was going to break her arm to save herself?