[Naruto] I love a funny guy

Following the three people who appeared suddenly, Didala trekked all the way from Yannin Village to Yuyin Village. For this reason, Xiaozheng, who had a sore waist and legs, said angrily that he would be fine if he could fly. , Even if you can't fly, you still need to find a means of transportation that can fly.

By the way, it didn't take long for the guy who stayed behind to clean up the trash to catch up with them.

"So fast?"

Kisame Kisame looked at the Red Sand Scorpion who slowed down as soon as he caught up with them, and was a little surprised. He remembered that Konoha's Thousand Poison Hand was not an easy character to deal with.

"Hey! Is that woman dead?"

The blond-haired young lady jumped up to him bluffing, and the red sand scorpion, which was advancing slowly, gave him a sideways glance, ignored him, and continued on his way, and Didala, who was ignored, immediately frowned.

"I'm going to blow you up! Hmm!"

As he said that, he was really going to make a clay bomb, but he didn't pay attention, and the iron scorpion tail that appeared suddenly wrapped around his waist, and tied a pair of arms together, and then the golden retriever was thrown away In the middle of the air, it was fixed there, unable to go up or down.

Only then Didara remembered that this gloomy guy had a "tail".

Didara's face was puffed up, and he didn't speak... He really hates this organization, eh!

The world was finally quiet, Kisame Kisame picked out his ears, but Itachi Uchiha, who had been silent all the way, also asked the previous question for the first time.

"She's dead?"

With a soft sentence, no one could hear any emotion, but Kisame Kisame still looked back at him in surprise, and Scorpion of Red Sand still didn't speak, it seemed that the one who was following them was just a machine.

Until they came to Yuyin Village as planned, and after taking Didara to meet Xiaonan, their immediate person in charge also asked the same question.

"Where's Hitomi Asakura? Is he dead?"

This Asakura Hitomi, she originally wanted to recruit. That year, the new Akatsuki organization was just starting and was in short supply of talents. As a result, she was rejected by the other party when she was just starting out. Later, when this person was mentioned, the masked person directly let She dismissed the idea.

"Asakura Hitomi, never think about it."

She remembered that the masked man's tone was very blunt. Not long after, he brought dried persimmons and ghosts from Wunin Village. Bring Uchiha Itachi.

Forget it, the Boss's mind is best not to guess, and never take a word, and then disobey that person's meaning. Jiu Niang is a bloody example. In fact, Xiao Nan doesn't know who Jiu Niang is at all. I guess it's a presumptuous assertion that ended badly. Let's do it.

Three people asked this question in a row, this time the Scarlet Sand Scorpion did not remain silent, and said very firmly.

"Not three days ago, now, dead."

They walked slowly from Yanren Village to Yuyin Village for three days. Three days is enough for a person to go from birth to death.

After hearing this answer, he was hung up for a day and walked for two days. Didara, who had already been on the verge of blowing hair, let out a groan and fell silent, while Uchiha Itachi continued to lower his eyes and remained silent.

Such a quiet atmosphere didn't last long. The door was pushed open with a loud bang, and a burly man walked in slowly. Although he was wearing a mask, everyone still noticed his unhappiness.

"The corners are back."

Dried persimmon ghost grinned to show welcome, but Xiao Nan frowned.

"Why are you the only one coming back? Where is Dingfeng?"

Dingfeng is Kakuto's partner.

"When I was earning a head, the knife in my hand was too fast, and I cut him off too."

……

The others were no longer surprised. Didara carefully glanced at the rumored partner, the Red Sand Scorpion, who was said to be his future partner. That robot monster should not have the habit of killing his partner... right?

Xiao Nan pressed her forehead with a headache, and was about to find a partner for Jiaodu again. She pointed to Didara who had just arrived, and introduced a little tiredly: "New here, let's make more clothes."

Jiao Du followed Xiao Nan's line of sight and glanced at the blond lady who was far away from him, and hummed, "I have another mouth to eat."

Deidara glared angrily.

Well, Xiao Nan asked everyone to disperse, everything has been arranged, and now she can tell her boss that Hitomi Asakura, who once made them disagree, is dead.

Is Hitomi Asakura really dead?of course not.

In the warm room, Zilai is also writing his "Intimate Paradise" series with Erlang's legs crossed. Occasionally, he will pick his nose leisurely when he encounters a bottleneck, thinking that he should go to the nearby female soup to find inspiration.

Hitomi Asakura was sitting at the other end of the room, changing the medicine on his left shoulder.

"That guy is extremely conceited. He thought that I was poisoned by him and had to wait to die, so he let me run away and not come after me..."

Jiraiya was lazily handing himself a handwritten manuscript between his toes, turned his head to look at Hitomi Asakura who was still alive and well, and sighed: "As expected, only women are more poisonous than scorpions. gone."

Hitomi Asakura, who had already wrapped himself up with a bandage, turned his head with a dull face, stared at him, his eyes were cold, and he offered the back of his head embarrassingly. through.

The little girl Pianzi stepped in aggressively, tugging on Chao Cangtong's shoulders and shaking violently.

"How old are you? You were injured last month, and you poisoned yourself after only a few days of being alive and kicking?!"

"Forget about my stepmother, can you treat yourself better?!"

"Why are you adults so annoying!"

"I'm already very annoyed at washing that wretched uncle Jiraiya every day, can you stop embarrassing me!"

"I tell you……"

The little girl was still roaring, Chao Cangtong silently lowered her head, watching her left shoulder, which had just been bandaged, overflowing with blood again.

Zilai, who was even more afraid to look back, also shrank his neck, so, the only one who can control a poisonous scorpion-hearted woman can only be another woman... Women are really scary.

Hitomi Asakura is not dead, she is still alive and well, but she did suffer a lot in order to force the poison out.

Many people didn't know that she was poisoned, and naturally they didn't know that she was "dead".

Some people knew that she had been poisoned, and also received her "death".

"waste!"

Mizukage-sama on the seat slammed a water bottle with a bang, and the lowered heads of the people in the hall dropped even lower, not daring to raise their heads. In recent years, their Mizukage-sama has become more and more surly. He wasn't like that, at least, he wasn't like that before his accession.

"Master Mizukage, we are already sending more people to search Taodi and stop killing them. Please give us a little more time, and we will definitely take down the rebellion!"

A slightly bolder one fell on the ground and replied tremblingly.

What answered him was a teacup that was sticking to his scalp and cracked.

The others only said that Mizukage-sama lost his temper again, but only Heijuebai knew that it was the masked man controlling Mizukage who was venting his anger.

The masked man who has always been calm and calm... Interesting, Bai Jue told stories to his avatars in case the world would not be chaotic, Hei Jue grinned.

small theater--

It’s been a long time since Double Eleven, everyone went shopping.

Funny Bitu: "Little Hitomi..."

President Tong: "Buy, buy, buy!"

Blackening Soil: "Little Tong..."

President Tong: "Buy it yourself!"

So Heihuatu packed Doubitu and threw it away.