On How to Cultivate Two Idiots

"Raven, come and accompany my sister to go shopping." In a villa on the outskirts of city S, a curtly fit Yu Jie said, and even winked at a young man who was sitting in front of a computer playing online games.

"No." If I go with you, I won't exhaust you to death.This is the answer of Raven playing on the computer.

"Little Raven~ Are you really not going?" Sister Yu smiled dangerously.

"I'll reimburse you." Sister Ming has become more and more fierce recently, cursing her for not being able to marry in the future, my poor grandpa Mao!Raven's face was expressionless, and his heart was flooded.

"Ah~ I'll just wait for your words, I will definitely spend my money hard." Minghua smiled brilliantly, which was in extreme contrast to the rainy ravens here.Whoooo!This time his Grandpa Mao is estimated to be half short again, and then he has to go out to make money again. Alas, whoever said what was said, the water that was spilled, can’t be taken back, and if he doesn’t speak, he will have to pay for it again. Being caught to go shopping, as an otaku, Raven expresses deep sadness.

Raven, who was in an extremely depressed mood, continued to play with his computer. Suddenly, there was a soft "click" sound from outside the window, which made Raven immediately vigilant. After being a killer for so many years and fleeing the police so many times, Raven must not be able to He simply thought it was just a wild cat jumping over, and sure enough, he found many policemen in camouflage uniforms in the bushes.Fortunately, the young master is smart, Raven thought so, while lightly taking out the backpack he hid in the closet, this backpack contains all emergency items, so whenever there is a situation, Raven can run away.

"No, the criminal Raven has been spotted, everyone get ready." The chief of the police shouted with the loudspeaker, and all the policemen in camouflage uniforms surrounded Raven's villa with their guns pointed at the gate. .

How did these policemen find out so quickly this time, he stopped pretending to be smart, but he is still stupid ╮(╯▽╰)╭.Raven moved quickly from the secret passage to the underground garage. Suddenly, Raven's feet were knocked by something, and his head fell towards the marble threshold.At the moment before losing consciousness, Raven thought: I should be the first killer in the killer world to kill himself stupidly!If I knew it earlier, I shouldn't be too troublesome to throw the wires casually!Whoooo!Thinking, Raven's head hit the marble threshold, a sharp pain came from his head, Raven's eyes went dark, and he passed out, a lot of blood flowed out from his wound.The police outside the door thought that the raven was playing some tricks again, and after waiting for a while, they went in to check and found the raven that had lost too much blood and was unconscious.Immediately called 120 for emergency treatment, but Raven still died due to excessive blood loss. Everyone in Yinming (Raven's Killer Organization) was very sad, especially Minghua, who cried the most. The people she laughed at were already... and as killers, they couldn't appear in front of the world openly, seeing Raven's last side.

On the other side, when Raven was already conscious, he didn't know where it was, and it was so dark that he couldn't see clearly.where is this place?Shouldn't he have woken up in the hospital?Raven thought, he should have been reincarnated, and now he should be a fetus still in the mother's womb.Po Meng is lazy, she didn't even give him Po Meng soup, how did he get reincarnated?Raven thought so, passing the time in the boundless darkness, waiting for his own birth.I don't know how long it took, but suddenly one day, an external force pushed him outside, I should be born, Raven was very happy.In the 21st century, Raven had no parents. He was a baby abandoned at the gate of the orphanage. No one adopted Raven until he became an adult. He took the name Raven himself.In this life, I didn't expect that I would have biological parents, they must be very kind to me.Raven was already thinking about how his parents would tease him and accompany him after he was born.After thinking about it, Raven began to urgently want to go out. Finally, after a glare of light, he saw his parents - a very handsome man standing by the bed. Nothing compares to his handsomeness.The woman lying on the bed is Meno, maybe she is a fairy who came down from the sky. She is hugging herself, with an excited expression on her face.

"Look! Cronus, this is our child - Hades, he looks like you." A woman with sky blue hair said to the man with black hair next to him.

Hades?The same name as Pluto in Greek mythology?Forget it, never mind, this is my father!Raven, no, Hades smiled at Cronus for the first time since birth, and stretched out his hands to Cronus.

"He wants you to hug him." The woman with sky blue hair said to Cronus in surprise.

Cronus looked at the child in front of him, hugged him in his arms, pondered for a while, remembering his father's vicious curse on himself, Cronus swallowed Hades in one gulp. . .

"Ah! Cronus, what are you doing, this is our child!" The woman with blue hair looked at her husband in shock.

"Riya, it's okay, let's go to the next life now!" Kronos said to Rhea.I thought to myself: I swallowed this mouthful too quickly, and the children born in the future must taste it carefully.While thinking about it, I licked my mouth, and felt smooth and tender, just like eating a piece of tofu.

"..." Rhea was still in a daze, her child was eaten by her husband when she was born, and the husband wanted to continue to let her give birth so that he could eat it, Rhea said that she had already suffered a heavy blow.

Hades, who was swallowed by Cronus, maintained a strange posture, slipped along Cronus' intestines, and was forced to swim in Cronus' stomach on the way, and finally Landed in an empty and dark place.Hades was stunned, and smiled wryly, feeling that he really had no relationship with his parents, otherwise he would not be able to be like others in two lifetimes, have a family, have parents, and have a normal childhood.Hades stopped thinking about it and began to observe where he was. He was swallowed by Cronus just now, so this should be in Cronus' stomach.Hades walked around and found that when he reached a certain level, there would be a transparent barrier blocking him, so Hades sat down and thought about what kind of world this is.

"Cronus, Cronus..." Hades remembered that a certain god king in Greek mythology was called Cronus, plus his own name, if nothing unexpected happened, soon In the future, another brother named Poseidon will come here after being eaten by his so-called Father God.Sure enough, not long after, Poseidon came, not only Poseidon came, but Demeter, Hera, and Hesty also came one by one.

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Uh, it didn't start very well. . .