On How to Cultivate Two Idiots

About a few months ago, Hades felt that it would be good to stay in Cronus' stomach. It's quiet here, no one will disturb you, and you don't have to go out because of food problems. This is simply an otaku's paradise. !But since the appearance of Poseidon, Hades felt that his endurance has improved a lot. If it was before, he would have raped this person already!Now standing in front of Hades is a very handsome man, with sea-like hair, fluttering like the waves of the sea, and eyes of the same color as the whirlpool of the sea, just looking at it, you will fall into it deeply.That perfect face is like a work of art, but the body is only wrapped in vegetable leaves, which is a bit horrible. This is the future emperor of the sea—Poseidon. "Big brother, big brother, look, I found another vegetable leaf." Hades just wanted to ignore the blue-haired kid in front of him.

The first day of Poseidon's arrival is as follows:

Hades was thinking about his life after going out, a blue-haired boy appeared in the distance, and rushed over when he saw Hades. "Big brother, big brother, you are my big brother, right!" My child, can I say no, you have already called me.Hades was very sad. "Brother, brother, do you know how I got down? The mother god took me to play hide and seek with the father god. I was found by the father god, and then I came down and swam in a place with a lot of water. Eh!" That must be the stomach, your eldest brother and I have also swam.Hades stared at the sky speechlessly. "Big brother, my name is Poseidon, what's your name" Hades: "... Hades." "Big brother..." The first day Hades and Poseidon met was in Poseidon's "Big Brother, Big Brother" and Hades had nothing to say.

The second day of Poseidon's arrival:

"Brother, let's go swimming!" "..." Before Hades could say 'no', Poseidon took him into his so-called "swimming pool", and pushed him into the water with a "plop".Unlike Poseidon, who was born to be a good swimmer, Hades struggled in the water for a long time before getting up on the shore. "Brother, look, I found a vegetable leaf, should we wrap ourselves!" Poseidon's voice came from a distance, Hades heard it, and was a little bit overwhelmed. He didn't pay attention these days , Are you running naked? "Brother, look." Poseidon recalled Hades' god, and shook the vegetable leaf in his hand.Hades was silent, what kind of vegetable is this, so big o(╯□╰)o.To complain about it, Hades took the vegetable leaf, tore it in half, wrapped it around his body and tied it up.Hades felt that he was the eldest brother of Poseidon, so he naturally had to take good care of his younger brother, so he grabbed Poseidon and packed it up and down.As soon as Hades looked up, he met a stupid face, "Brother, you are so kind to me, I thought you didn't like me!" Hades: ...

The next n days will be the same, Hades is used to it.

After Demeter, Hera, and Hesty came, Hades' small world became even more chaotic.Demeter would definitely be a young botanist with good morals in modern times. She persisted in searching for plants in Cronus' belly every day. After a long time, Demeter really found a suspected plant. The plant seed thing, very precious.After Demeter planted the seeds, the seeds didn’t germinate for a long time (Hades: In fact, they wouldn’t germinate at all ╮(╯▽╰)╭). One day, Poseidon took advantage of Demeter’s inattention. He chopped off two feet on the seed, and Demeter, who was focused on growing the seed, hated Poseidon. The sparks of anger burned between the two gods, and the two gods fought fiercely. Hardy Si, as the "boss", of course had to separate the two gods, but the two gods have since hated each other. Every time the two meet, they always fight.

The little princess Hera was ordering Poseidon again, "Loyal knight, you have to respectfully call me Your Highness the Princess!" "Which country are you a princess from? Why are you so ugly?" , The two gods fought, Hades: "...you two, stay away."

Of his four younger siblings, Hades found Hester the most comforting.Hesty is really a gentle girl. In modern times, Hesty is definitely the goddess in the minds of all homeboys.Not long ago, Hesty also lit up a new skill: ignition. (Hades: I will be the kitchen god in the future) In short, this adds fun to the boring Poseidon. "Sister, you can borrow some fire from my brother." "Brother Poseidon, do you want to use it?" Poseidon successfully borrowed the fire and ignited Demeter's precious seed. . .

lit. .

Burned. .

. .

"Poseidon!! You and I will never die!" The angry Demeter almost lost his life. "Poseidon, come here." Hades called Poseidon over, and said earnestly, "Follow me from now on, don't bother your sisters." Hades felt that there seemed to be a spoofed prompt in the air: [Congratulations to player Hades for upgrading to 'Daddy'].Hades felt that he especially wanted to "hehe" now.

"Brother, let's go swimming!" ~(≧▽≦)/~

"...No." -_-||

"Brother, let's go!" O(∩_∩)O

"No."＠(￣-￣)＠

"What, brother, you want it? Then let's go." (^o^)/

Hades felt that he had nothing to say about his brother's thick skin. He really didn't want to swim, no, definitely not because he couldn't swim.Since Poseidon came to Hades, Hades felt that his mind was almost filled with "big brother", Poseidon was really annoying.Today is another day when Poseidon comes to trouble Hades.

"Brother, let's fight! She can't beat me even Demeter! I must be stronger than brother." A handsome man with blue hair ran towards the black-haired man. The blue-haired man was Poseidon. , the other is naturally Hades.

"No, be quiet." Hades really didn't want to talk to Poseidon, because his job was to be a killer, not a dad.

Suddenly, there was a "crash", and about a bucket of water was poured down on Hades. You don't need to guess that it was Poseidon who did it, because in the stomach of Cronus, only Poseidon's divine power It is water.Hades, who was drenched, felt bad all over. Even a paper doll has a temper. He is really angry now!On the other hand, Poseidon didn't know that disaster was imminent, so he continued to look for smoke. "Brother, you are so funny, are you still going to fight me?" Hades listened, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, don't you want to fight me?I will accompany you! "Brother, you smile so beautifully..." Before Poseidon finished speaking, his limbs were locked by the strong death force emanating from Hades, unable to move. "Brother, you are finally going to be with me..." Poseidon suddenly stopped talking. Just now he felt death for a moment, and Hades brushed his hair with the short sword condensed by the power of death.Poseidon stopped talking, and began to use his divine power. He did find that the divine power was locked by Hades, and Hades was about to beat him up with the power of death. Hesty ran from a distance and grabbed Poseidon. Hades hurriedly said: "Brother, stop quickly, you came earlier than us, and your divine power is stronger, so the second brother will die." Hades stopped and looked at a Poseidon, Poseidon I was sweating all over my body, and when I saw Hades, I showed a smile, "Hehe, big brother." The death force that trapped Poseidon was taken back by Hades, and Hades glanced at Poseidon, turned around gone.

……

"Brother, I was wrong." Hades glanced at Poseidon, the only thing missing was ears and a tail. "Brother, I was really wrong, really wrong, really wrong..." Hades' eyes gradually softened. Although he didn't recognize his younger brother on the surface, he had already acquiesced to Poseidon in his heart. "...If you don't have the strength, don't provoke people indiscriminately. God will die."

"I know, brother, I promise not to."

"Brother, do you think we're going to stay here forever?"

"……Will not."

"Brother, what's it like outside?"

"...Didn't your inheritance tell you?"

"I want to hear from you, brother."

"..."

(Hades: I regret it again, I want to continue playing this product.)

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First time writing, sorry