On How to Cultivate Two Idiots

When he passed the god again, Hades was already in the Greek underworld he was familiar with.The blue divine power flashed, and Poseidon stood in front of him. "Brother, why didn't you tell me that my memory has disappeared!" Poseidon shouted excitedly with tears streaming down his handsome face.Hades stepped back subconsciously, but bumped into the blond Zeus. "Are we bad? Why abandon us? Are we a problem? No wonder you abandoned us." Hades continued to step back a few steps and said, "No... no, you are my dear brothers, I How could I abandon you?" "Is this dear one going to add quotation marks?" Poseidon said slowly.Zeus continued: "Brother must be guilty?" "What?" Hades felt something was wrong. "I think we are no longer brothers, just like the ancient Chinese kings." Zeus took out his artifact, and Poseidon, too, seemed ready to attack. "Brother, no, we can't call you big..." Before Poseidon finished speaking, Hades rewarded him with a chestnut. "Fuck off, your wings are hard and you want to fly, right? I'll start a dyeing workshop if I give you three points of dye, right?" Zeus said from the side, "A gentleman doesn't move his mouth! Brother!" Si immediately noticed Zeus, and said, "Brother, why don't you call me big brother? The sentence is still wrong. It's a gentleman who speaks but doesn't move! I knew I never listened to you when I taught you!" Poseidon and Zeus was about to slip away, when Hades said to himself: "No...these two bastards don't listen, they don't listen to a single word! Who are you!" Hades said handsomely He took out the black double cross and pointed at the two people in front of him. "Is that all? You still want to subdue me." The 'Poseidon' and 'Zeus' in front of them made weird smiles and gradually turned into black mist. It turned out that he was a ghost. "Ah!" A translucent soul also appeared on Hades' artifact.Looking at the double-pronged fork in his hand, Hades felt that it was actually from the same brand as the accompanying artifacts of Poseidon and Zeus, right? "My master, I am the spirit of your companion artifact." "Why don't I know?" Hades searched the memory in his mind hard, but couldn't find any memory about his companion artifact. "This... because you think I'm ugly, master, so I don't use it often. Of course I don't know. Every time I think of it, it's either at a critical moment or I'm locked up! Woohoo, master, how can you find other weapons? Am I not good? Uuuuuuuuuuu..." Hades recalled that there was a time when he always collected weapons, especially the beautiful ones, but they were not good enough, so they were all piled up at home. "Well, what's your name?" "I don't have a name yet, the master will come up with one!" Hades thought for a while and said, "Xiao Hei! You should deal with that unknown object first!" After finishing speaking, he pointed to the black mist. "Obey!" Saying that, Xiao Hei chased and beat him.Hades took a deep breath and thought: I am a cold and arrogant Pluto, and the one who ran away in front is not me.When he opened his eyes, he realized that he had come out, still holding his accompanying artifact in his hand. "Brother, you're here too!" Poseidon seemed to be busy doing something. "That who, it's Ichinose or something, what happened." Ichinose Guren looked back at Hades, and said, "You see for yourself, your brothers are scared of the cursed weapon and hide it under the cabinet. Come out, now it is estimated that the rank will be lowered, you have to pay compensation, and next time please call me Lieutenant Colonel Ichinose." Hades laughed: "Just you? No." "You guy, don't go too far. "In general, Guren Ichinose and Hades have similar personalities, they are both affected!" "Bang" - a loud noise sounded with the dust. "Yoichi! Wake up!" Yuichiro Hyakuya shouted anxiously from over there. "Hurry up and get rid of the ogre over there!" Ichinose Guren didn't seem to care about Saotome Yoichi's life at all.But Hyakuya Yuichiro didn't want to give up, and was still calling Saotome Yoichi.Hades thought for a moment, and tied up Saotome and Kazuki. "Okay, Yuu, take it easy! Ichinose and I will leave first." Hades said.Ichinose Guren slowly said to Hades: "I thought you were scared!" So, when Hiiragi wanted to find Ichinose Guren in the middle of the night, and Poseidon and Zeus wanted to find Hades, they both I found out that my dear one was gone.When Hiiragi Miya, Poseidon, Hyakuya Yuichiro and a group of people found Hades and Ichinose Guren, the two scuffled together on the training ground, evenly matched, without using weapons, just pure hand-to-hand combat .However, Hades and Ichinose Guren fought fiercely, their hair was messy, Hades' clothes retreated to his chest, revealing his white shoulders, Ichinose Guren turned over and rode on Hades, and said triumphantly: "Now , it's my turn." Coupled with the sweating of Ichinose Guren and Hades, and the blushing face of Hades, it is easy to think wrong no matter how you look at it. "Oh hehe, we seem to have come at the wrong time, so intense..." Hiiragi Shinoya said with a smile.Poseidon and Zeus on the side pulled Hades away, and Hiiragi Midnight also pulled Ichinose Guren away. "Brother, let's go, seeing how tired you are." Poseidon said distressedly, but there was a smell of old sauerkraut in the air, really only a little bit! "Lieutenant Colonel Ichinose, we still have a lot of work to do, don't play around anymore ~ ​​or we have to work overtime again~" Hiiragi also dragged Ichinose Guren away in the middle of the night.When Ichinose Guren left, he said: "It's really good, Yu, I can take you to the front line tomorrow." Just saying this sentence, Hyakuya Yuichiro became excited, because of this sentence, he finally It's time to kill those nasty vampires.However, everything about tomorrow is unknown.