On How to Cultivate Two Idiots

When the eastern sky turned pale, Hades, who was lying on the bed, opened his eyes.Turning on the lamp by the bed, the whole room is filled with warm orange light.Poseidon and Zeus were still awake, and rolled into the shadows where the light could not reach.Brushing his teeth, washing his face, putting on his military uniform meticulously, and tidying his waist-length hair, Hades combed his hair neatly, didn't tie it up, but let it loose casually.Look at yourself in the mirror, you are a strict soldier. "Get up! I'm sorry, don't go into the room tonight." Hades skillfully cooked breakfast with divine power, while lifting Poseidon and Zeus from the bed.Why do I feel more and more like an old lady? Hades looked at Poseidon and Zeus who were still in a daze, and felt that such a life was actually quite good.After Poseidon and Zeus put on their clothes, Hades will help them straighten them up and tie up their hair.If you don't tie it up, it won't work. If you don't tie it up, it will definitely be another branch when it goes out. "It's time to eat." Hades' breakfast place is a small round table in the double dormitory.As for the boxed milk issued by the military, they are basically eaten as snacks.Hades doesn't think it's "despicable" to use divine power at all. Why should he wrong himself if he has divine power?No need for nothing.Take the high-speed train to gather at the "city wall", why doesn't Hades use divine power?Hades replied: Am I not tired if I am full?The high-speed rail is empty, there are only three people, Hades, Poseidon and Zeus.When they arrived at the meeting place, Junyue Shifang and Saotome arrived early in the morning.But at least there are people who are later than me - Hyakuya Yuichiro and Hiiragi Shinoya.Hyakuya Yuichiro and Hiiragi Shinoya, who came late, finally ran over from there. "You're too late, idiot You." Said Junyue Shifang who was leaning against the wall.Saotome Yoichi greeted him happily. "Hey, there's a quarrel over there." Hades looked down the stairs and found Ichinose Guren talking to a girl with blond hair and twin ponytails. "What? Put me on a team full of rookies? Why?" the blonde yelled.Ichinose Guren looked at the people who had arrived and said, "Because there are not enough people!" "Not enough people? Look, there are seven people in total!" Ichinose Guren smiled and said, "Because the one with the black hair Hades is too cold, other teams don’t want to accept him! His younger brothers are only willing to follow him! You can ignore him.” I don’t know if this sentence is more exciting, the girl with blond hair is even more excited Excited: "So you dumped it to me? Except for the newcomer, there is only Hiiragi Shinoya who giggles all day long!" Hades felt uncomfortable, why would he be looked down upon.Ichinose Guren stopped answering the blonde girl's question and said, "Okay, listen now, this child is Sannomiya Mitsuha, and he will be your captain from now on." "Haha, are you sure?" Hiiragi Shinoya said that sure enough, the violent Sannomiya Mitsuha rushed over and took out the cursed weapon, shouting: "I'll beat you up!" and rushed over.Hiiragi Shinoya just smiled and took out the cursed weapon and started fighting with Sannomiya Mitsuha. "Are you looking for death?" Ichinose Guren lifted the two of them up one by one. "Anyway, you can go out now, remember not to act alone." Then, the gate of the city wall opened, revealing the endless ruins behind.Walking on the road, there are collapsed tall buildings and collapsed asphalt roads everywhere. "Is that so?" Hades murmured.Many buildings are already covered with plants, and there is dust everywhere. If you take a step, you will be covered with dust.The billboard next to it is crumbling, and it says a new movie, vampires in the middle ages. People at that time must not know that vampires really exist in the world, right?Walking on the street, Mitsuha Sannomiya said: "This time our task is to eliminate a vampire gathering place here, don't take it lightly..." Before finishing speaking, a little girl appeared in front of her. The girl shouted: "Help! Don't!" Immediately afterwards, Hades saw a little girl being chased by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (a collective name for monsters). The situation was very urgent.Hyakuya Yuichiro rushed forward without thinking, but was held by Sannomiya Mitsuha. "Keep the formation!" Sannomiya Mitsuha grabbed hold of it tightly. "Why don't you save her at this time, it's a life!" "This may be a trap for vampires!" Sannomiya Mitsuha said, but Hyakuya Yuichiro calmed down: "You know what? Otherwise, she will die." Mitsuha Sanomiya was stunned for a moment, and Yuichiro Hyakuya immediately broke free from her hand and ran to the little girl, but someone was faster than Yuichiro Hyakuya, and that was Hades. "Stay." Hades left two words and ran over. "Xiaoha!" Hyakuya Yuichiro ran over even more anxiously.Mitsuha Sannomiya saw it, and followed regardless of the formation.The rest of the people also wanted to go there one after another, but were stopped by Hiiragi Shinoya, because the vampire was coming.Hades blocked the attack of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. At this time, Yuichiro Hyakuya cut it in half from behind, and Mitsuha Sannomiya who came from behind made another cut and finally died.Before everyone could shake their heads from the tense environment, the vampires appeared again. They smiled and said: "Livestock." It's time to kill. "Yu, retreat." Sannomiya Mitsuha said, but Hyakuya Yuichiro still refused to give up. "They will call for reinforcements later, and everyone will die." Hades said lazily, and whether Hyakuya Yuichiro wanted to or not, he retreated with everyone.The next day, the Tsukiki team led by Mitsuha Sannomiya stood in front of an abandoned subway station. "According to what the child said yesterday, it's here." Sangong Sanye said. "Then, let's go." Hades said calmly, and walked in.