On How to Cultivate Two Idiots

After leaving the forest, the banquet had already started, and there were several medium-sized wooden tables in the middle of the cabin, which were filled with delicacies. "Big Brother, Second Brother, you are here! Come on, the banquet has begun." Zeus ran towards Hades from a distance, "But what is the smell on your body, I don't seem to have smelled it before." "... ...I tuned it, and I will tune it for you next time." (It caused Zeus to go to the underworld to find Hades every day) Talking and walking, Zeus, Hades and Poseidon came to their seats, Hades The big brother sat in the middle, Poseidon was on Hades' left and Zeus was on the right.The seats at the wooden tables were all filled.Where is my sister?Oh, where is it - my younger sisters, Hera and others, are sitting with a bunch of goddesses, seeming to be discussing the styles of clothes, and have received a lot of gifts. I have to say, whether it is a god or a human being, girls love beauty by nature Still the same!

"Son, no, speaking of which, I want to call you nephew. I have watched Zeus since I was a child. You have grown up since the first time you met! After seeing you, you will be a just god!" A beautiful woman with brown hair The lady walked over, interrupting Hades' thinking. The beauty looked at Hades tenderly. This is Hades' aunt, the Nymph Goddess, "It's all your fault for your cruel father." "Well, auntie Alright." Hades nodded lightly. "Hey, auntie, this is my elder brother Hades, and this is my second brother Poseidon." Zeus was very enthusiastic when he saw the Nymph, probably because they lived together since childhood! "Really? What a good name! When we meet for the first time, as an elder, of course I have to give a gift. This is a necklace with a blessing effect. The black one is yours, and the blue one is Poseidon's. It just matches Zeus's necklace." It’s the same model! I’m leaving first, to see your sister, and Zeus will take you to rest later, so you can live together for now!” “Brother, our... aunt just... left?” ← From the beginning Poseidon who didn't say a word at the end. "Well, let's eat quickly."

Hades, Poseidon and Zeus were very dazzling at the banquet, and they are also very beautiful in the gods.Hades' black hair was half-length past his shoulders and fell loosely over his shoulders.Black hair covered half of his face, and his dark green eyes could be vaguely seen from the hair, and the silver snake-shaped chain on his head further accentuated the lake-like dark green in his eyes.Wearing a black and silver-lined wide-sleeved robe with a little dark pattern on it, the belt is also silver-lined, with an emerald green opal in the middle, and black-bottomed silver-lined short boots on the feet.Hades' natural icy skin and the surrounding low-temperature air pressure made Hades look like a sickly proud emperor.

If Hades is winter, Poseidon is the warm sun that melts the glacier. The sea blue hair is like waves, and the eyes of the same color are smiling. No matter how you look at it, you can get along well.She was dressed in a plain blue robe with water patterns embroidered on the cuffs, as if there were fish playing in the water, and a pair of half-blue and half-silver short boots, like a kid from a rich family who came out to play.

Zeus's golden hair is bound by a golden headband, and he is wrapped in the most common Greek costume. The sunny smile on his face makes Zeus look like a happy herdsman on the grassland. (Khan, why do I write less and less)

Exquisite tableware is placed on the banquet table, as long as you call, the servants will present you with delicious food and wine.After eating a piece of steak, Hades shook the crystal clear liquid in the wine glass and drank it one mouthful at a time, not knowing which glass it was.God's banquet is so boring!Just look at your dear brother!Look at Zeus, well, Zeus is slicing steak with a knife gracefully.Poseidon, um, what!Who is this guy with a bulging mouth in front of him?Definitely not my brother!There's no way my brother is so ugly!But... so cute!Cough cough, the topic is twisted. "Poseidon!" Hades kicked Poseidon quietly. "Vigorous? Brother Dai?" (What? Brother?) Helpless, alas. "Pay attention to how you eat..." "Understood, brother." How obedient!But this must be changed.Hades, who was feeling emotional, didn't notice that a cold look flashed in Poseidon's eyes, which had been smiling all the time, and it happened to meet Zeus's eyes.Eye contact between Poseidon and Zeus:

Poseidon: Boy, are you trying to rob my elder brother?Get the hell out of here!

Zeus: Hey, at least let me experience the feeling of having an older brother, right?

Poseidon: The eldest brother is mine. Do you think he prefers the younger brother who has been with him for many years, or the younger brother who appeared suddenly?

Zeus: Maybe I have bothered you a long time ago, but now I like me even more!

Poseidon: You!Hehe, do you want to compare?

Zeus: Just compare, who is afraid of whom!

Fierce sparks blazed between the two gods, but Hades still didn't notice it, because Hades felt that his alcohol seemed to be on the rise. "Poseidon, help me." "Okay! Brother." He still gave Zeus a provocative look. "Everyone continue to eat, you are welcome, we will go down first." Then Zeus consciously supported Hades on the other side.Hades is very regretful now. If he had known earlier, he would not drink so much alcohol. He could feel his consciousness gradually becoming blurred, and finally turned into a mess. Alas, I hope Poseidon and Zeus are safe Send yourself to rest!

When Poseidon and Zeus brought Hades to the resting place: the so-called resting place is a log cabin, and then... only two beds. . . "Brother is mine, boy, don't grab it!" "Big brother sleeps with me!" Suddenly, Hades, who was held by Poseidon with his left hand and Zeus held his right foot, moved, opened his eyes, and stared blankly. With Poseidon and Zeus. (Poseidon and Zeus: big brother is so cute *^o^*!) It's a pity that Hades' cute eyes became sharp the next moment, "What are you doing?" "Hehe, big brother..." Poseidon and Zeus still I didn't think about how to explain it, but I saw Hades waved his hand, and the two beds were joined together, and then. . .Hades threw himself on it and fell asleep. .Well, Poseidon and Zeus slept on Hades' side alone, and they didn't forget to 'hate' each other before lying down. Finally, this farce was over.