On How to Cultivate Two Idiots

Today is another day in the belly of Cronus, Hades continues to lead his dear little brother, no, the little brother is wandering around in the stomach.Suddenly, Hades felt a force leading him. "Poseidon, we are going out." Then, Hades also wanted to remind his sisters, and found that they had already left.

left already. .

gone. .

gone. .

. .

Really heartless, better brother.Hades was thinking, while pulling Poseidon to walk along the force, to the exit, after a burst of dazzling light, Hades and Poseidon stood in the hall where he had just crossed.And then... a golden creature lunged at him. "Beauty! Your hair is like black silk, and your dark green eyes are like ancient deep tan. I fell in love with you at the first sight. Let's be friends with me, beauty!" The words of this golden creature are astonishing!Poseidon was even more astonishing: "Go away, you brat, the eldest brother is mine." After speaking, he hugged Hades.Hades: "Hey...Poseidon let me go, are you Zeus?" The golden creature looked confused, "You are?" Hades said with a big head, "Your brother." What!Zeus looked at his mother goddess Rhea, who nodded, and added at the end, "Your brother." "Ah!!! My first love! Cronus, I want to fight you!" Zeus said in the The hall roared. (Hades: How did it involve him) "No, you've already won, and I can't stand you jumping in my stomach, especially Poseidon, and swimming balabala..." Cronus helped Looking at his weak body, he looked at Rhea pitifully, "Riya..." Hades felt that they ignored Cronus from the beginning, and this god king was a fake!

Zeus 'defeated' the murderous king Cronus, and took his brothers and sisters to his temporary residence - Crete.Hades and other gods sat in a chariot drawn by four celestial horses, flew across the ocean, and came to a small green island.

This small island is Crete. Crete is backed by mountains, and in front of it is a golden sandy beach and an endless blue sea. When Hades flew over, he saw a few eucalyptus fairies in the sea and among the corals. Small fish play together.The carriage carrying Hades and the others landed in an open space on the island of Crete. The open space was surrounded by a forest and several wooden houses that were smoking. Going up, there is only one around Hades. I don't know if it's because the power of death on Hades is too strong, or the cold air around Hades.After a while, a servant came to lead Hades Poseidon to take a shower.Hades came to a hot spring shower deep in the forest. He drove away all the attendants and sat down slowly.The water in the hot spring was very comfortable, and Hades was thinking about what to do in the future while soaking.Later, he probably got the underworld, Poseidon got the sea, and Zeus got the sky. . .By the way, we must prevent the younger brothers from becoming philandering carrots!This is the most important!besides. . .Hades' thoughts were interrupted, because something under the water was pulling his foot, Hades kicked calmly, and a monstrous Poseidon appeared. "What are you doing underwater, Poseidon." "Hehe, brother."

After being disturbed by Poseidon, Hades was not in the mood to continue dating, so he stood up and summoned the servant.The god attendants held clothes and incense in their hands, Poseidon asked the god attendants to leave the things and waved to them, the god attendants understood and went down. "Why?" Hades looked at Poseidon with calm eyes, and the latter smiled and said, "Brother, let me help you!"

It has to be said that God is indeed beyond mortals. Poseidon himself has only put on clothes for the first time, but he does know how to put on clothes.Poseidon's technique was very skillful, and Hades was curious, "Your inheritance is really special." Poseidon didn't answer, but helped Hades put on clothes one by one. "Hee hee, there is no big brother special." Hades and Poseidon's clothes were all put on, only a jar of 'incense' was left.

"Brother, how do you... use this?" Son, you finally know how to do it.Hades thought with a paralyzed face. "...Hehe, come, dear brother, I'll teach you how to use it." After speaking, Hades quickly picked up a jar of incense and put it on Poseidon's forehead.Sure enough, my ominous premonition is correct, big brother, can we still have fun playing in the future? !Don't do this for revenge! QAQ～Poseidon has been upgraded to incense Saidon.After getting revenge (dear Xiaoha still remembers that Poseidon pulled him in the water!), Hades really felt much happier.Hades gracefully stepped forward and mixed several kinds of incense himself, and brought out a faint cold fragrance that he often used in his previous life. After a while, Hades' body was full of this scent.

"Brother, how can you only give it to yourself? I want it too." "... Come down." Hades looked at the one hanging on him with a headache. "I want it too, I want it too..." "Okay, okay, you come down first." Poseidon immediately got off Hades and became a "good baby".It’s hard to adjust the incense that satisfies Poseidon. (If Hades knew the future, he would definitely kill himself at this moment. Later, Poseidon kept coming to the underworld to find him because of this special incense.) After wasting a little more time, Hades couldn't help sighing seeing Poseidon who was very happy beside him, it's really satisfying!I just don’t know if it will be like this in the future!

"Poseidon, let's go." "Brother, wait for me!" Holding Poseidon's hand, Hades walked slowly outside, the banquet should have started!