blow your face

Zhijiu's road madness is probably at the level of a god. If the system can explain it, it's almost like that-you can still get lost after walking a road three or four times, and even if she has a GPS navigation system to guide Zhijiu, Zhijiu can still get lost.Although most of the reason is because Zhijiu never listened to her instructions.

It was night, and the school announced the holiday not long after work, which caused Chihisa to be idle in the shrine for the past two days. Chihisa, who came out of the restaurant in the commercial street after dinner, should have returned directly to the shrine.However, Zhijiu walked from the commercial street to the school...

"The shrine and the school happen to be in two directions! ! ! 』The system hugged its head in pain and shrunk into a ball in Zhijiu's pocket. "Now we can turn back..."

"Ah..." Chihisa held his chin and thought for a while, it seems that the seat in the commercial street is indeed between the shrine and the school...

But is Zhijiu the kind of person who would humbly accept the guidance of the system? Of course he is not.So he resolutely chose to move on.

"..." Ootengu's twisted personality has also been inherited... The system lay on Chihisa's pocket and helplessly held his forehead.It is people like Zhijiu who are talking about the dead teaching.

"The plot is already referring to the ring battle, don't wander around, it will be bad if you bump into the protagonist group... Hey! ! ! ! 』Then walked away head-on, Tsunayoshi Sawada and others.

"Broomstar." Chiku glanced at Tsunayoshi Sawada and the others who were walking towards him, and casually glanced fiercely at the system that was trying to shrink into a ball in his pocket.On the surface, he still kept walking calmly.

"Ahhh! That's Chihisa-sensei! I just walked over from the school, could it be that that was discovered?!!!!" Sawada Tsunayoshi said to the little friend next to him in horror with a sky-falling expression .

"Don't be so surprised, stupid Tsuna. Some things have to be better." The little baby in a black suit sat gracefully on Sawada Tsunayoshi's shoulder and said calmly.

"That's right, Judaime!!!" The silver-haired dog walked around Tsunayoshi Sawada excitedly.

"Sarcasm! I have to say hello!" Li Baoen said with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Hey hey?!!!!" Sawada Tsunayoshi went crazy.

"Ahahaha, good evening, Mr. Chiku." Takeshi Yamamoto greeted heartily.

"Yeah, but good evening hahahahaha..." Tsunayoshi Sawada smiled awkwardly and scratched the back of his head.

"Yeah." Chihisa nodded, glanced at the embarrassed Sawada Tsunayoshi, and responded, which counted as an answer.Then Zhijiu left without looking back.

Let a certain silver-haired villain behind him speak angrily. "Ahhhh!! Judaime said good evening to you, but you just "hmm"!!! Say good evening to Judaime with gratitude! Blow you away!"

On the side, Yamamoto stretched out his arms to hold Hayato's arms, showing his natural essence to the fullest. "Ahaha, don't worry about Prison Temple! Teacher Zhijiu is recognized by the whole school as a cold and cold male god."

"Baseball idiot let me go!"

"..." Li Baoen looked at Zhijiu's leaving back silently.I always feel like I'm running away from something, an illusion...

However, the encounter between everyone and Zhijiu was just a small episode, and what is more important now is their ring battle...

XXXXXX

Daily hot springs.

Zhijiu soaked in the water to relax himself, and a certain nympho system was drooling and took pictures of Zhijiu with a miniature camera.

Zhijiu didn't stop him, anyway, in the end, it was just a matter of messing with the system or screwing up a certain hot chicken system several times, but the system still patted Zhijiu every day.

System: Live with a smile, Zhijiu's photos are the motivation for survival!

If a person is too free, he will think about something and have nothing to do. Chiku is the same. After soaking in the hot spring, Chiku holds the belt of the yukata he is wearing with one hand and stretches out two fingers with the other hand to pinch a wet and sticky body. A 10cm creature with black fluff walked towards the shrine. Standing at the gate of the shrine, Zhijiu raised his hand and threw the creature in his hand like a bush in the distance before opening the wooden door and walking in.Satisfied looking at the futon spread out in the middle of the room.

Then Zhijiu had a rare insomnia...

So it is natural to start thinking about your own life under such circumstances.

"I miss..." Before Zhijiu finished sighing, a very tall figure suddenly popped up in his mind. Zhijiu compared the heights of the Shikigami in his memory, and finally found that only one person's height was right, Zhijiu His expression froze immediately.

"Love is so deep~" The system sighed after coming back from the woods and spying for a long time. He and Zhijiu are bound, so he knows what Zhijiu thinks. "Hold the grass!"This is inside the shrine!Don't do it! 』

"Die." Zhijiu's expression instantly turned into a black-faced god, and the pitch-black crow feathers scattered, creating a strong wind in the room.

The next day, Zhijiu sat up from the semi-soft quilt with a big bag on his head, without a quilt on his body. After all, he used the Feather Blade Storm indoors last night to touch the land god, and Zhijiu was awarded a slap on his head. Passed out, and simply knew that Jiu's current breed was a big tengu instead of a human, otherwise he would definitely catch a cold.I vaguely remember seeing the system and being rewarded with a stick before losing consciousness yesterday. Although the system is a living AI, it should not have the function of being stunned.

So Zhijiu looked around, only to find that the system, who was also wearing the bag, was huddled in the corner of the room with his hands hugging his knees. He could vaguely see the white translucent Apiao floating out of the system's mouth, and he kept chanting. with. "I'm innocent, why did you hit me..."

Chiku: Hehe.

Then a large and a small broom fell from the sky in front of Zhijiu and the system.

——Honey Silence——

"..."

"Oh..."

Zhijiu looked at the crow feathers scattered on the floor in the room and the fruit that was originally enshrined to the gods but now fell to the ground silently. "Does this mean I need to clean up?"

"yes!Who told you to shed your hair indoors yesterday, and make someone else's shrine look like this, don't even think about it!No blue talisman, no broken talisman, no broom god!Quickly Clean QVQ' the system picked up the broom that fell in front of it and started cleaning with a black face and anger.

Zhijiu obediently picked up the broom that fell on the ground and swept the scattered feathers around to the system...

"! ! ! 』

System: Can this be tolerated? ? ? ?

So without Zhijiu's knowledge, his delicate and bully system secretly planned to take revenge on Zhijiu for bullying him all the year round, and decided that for this revenge, Zhijiu must deeply understand how wrong it is to bully her. Behavior.

So when Zhijiu ended the binding with the system many years later, Zhijiu said that if he knew that the system's revenge was this thing, he would never bully the system.

The author has something to say:

The system's setting is that women like women, nymphomaniacs, and candid shots. There will be two settings, which will be kept secret for the time being.However, Zhijiu’s CP has nothing to do with him after it comes out later (laughs)

In 11 consecutive draws, only one ghost made white, and the rest were all R!Today's author is still a non-emir QVQ

live with a smile

The meme of Zhijiu getting lost is taken from the author himself. I just got lost in school two days ago, and was picked up by my roommate in a daze.The specific situation is probably like this.

One day, I accompanied my roommate from a certain department of the Student Union to clean up school materials. It was raining but I only had an umbrella. Because it was too cold, my roommate asked me to go back to the dormitory first.So the author left happily.

There are two stairs in the teaching building, one is on the far side and the other is in the middle. The author walked in the middle for some reason that day, and got lost in the greenery of the school at the exit of the stairs...

Then the author called my roommate and said that I was lost. The first sentence of the roommate was Baidu map. The author innocently said that Baidu map was useless in school, so the roommate came over helplessly and led the author out of the lost place.