blow your face

The system has been in a good mood recently.

Chiku sat on the wooden floor at the entrance of the shrine and ate the sakura dango served by the system with a smile.

I always feel something is wrong...

Facts have proved that Zhijiu's hunch was correct.

In a few days, Zhijiu received an excellent package, plus a mandatory task.

『Mission: Hatch the egg, method: just put the egg close to the heart (ps: don’t worry, it won’t break if you press it, kissing him every day is more beneficial for the egg to hatch yoooooo), if you don’t hatch, kill it. 』

Zhijiu: ...My heart is not fluctuating, and I even want to hit someone a little bit.

Then Zhijiu took out a white egg about the size of the system from the package while kneeling and sitting on the confiscated quilt.

Oh, it won't be noticed by putting such a big egg on the chest.

"Oh, it has a built-in invisibility function. ”The system said vaguely while biting the strawberry-flavored lollipop sent along with the package.She delivered an application form for retaliating against the host with the headquarters a short time ago, and the candy in her mouth was an extra gift from the headquarters.But Zhijiu probably wouldn't be interested in this kind of kid-flavored candy, so the system decisively decided to donate the candy to his little belly.

"What did you report to the superiors?" Zhijiu held the small white egg in one hand, stretched out his free hand and lifted the collar of the system's chest and asked sullenly.

"I just told the above that you have been a little bored recently, and asked them to send something to pass the boring time..." In fact, only six short words were written on the application form of the system-the host is too much!Then the headquarters sent this thing over.It is estimated that it is a newly developed revenge doll or something. AI's technical department always makes new toys when there is a disagreement.

Then the system was blown out by a wind attack.

"Cao..." With tears in his eyes, the system covered his nose, which was facing the wind, with both hands, and instantly abandoned the guilt he still had.

Bingsheng Middle School has resumed normal classes, and Zhijiu has also changed from being able to stay around the shrine every day to relax his wings, to wearing a tall and straight suit that is restrictive for Ootengu to go to work and teach every day, except for the protagonist who has been handed in one after another. In addition to the leave requests from Audio-Technica and the protagonist's girlfriends group, Zhijiu once again took over the leave slips handed over by the principal of Bingsheng Middle School with a blank face.

Oh, Hibari Kyoya's.

And the majesty of the Great Demon King has reached the level where even the principal handed over the leave application form himself...

Zhijiu received the fake form handed over by the principal.Middle-aged, bald and with a beer belly, it is not easy to run all over the school to hand over leave slips to the teacher in charge of teaching the Skylark class, although I don't see Skylark coming to class on normal days.

Does such a false note really make sense? ? ?

"It's 10 years later. 』The system revealed a pair of eyes from Zhijiu's pocket, secretly observing Zhijiu's expression, well, Zhijiu didn't seem to find anything wrong.The possibility of being involved in the shrine is quite high if you continue to live in the shrine.But the system said that it didn't remind Zhijiu, he deserved to be involved.

In fact, Zhijiu should have noticed it, but Naihe has been exhausted by that mandatory task recently. Zhijiu is used to sleeping on his stomach, because the wings on his back can be stretched more comfortably. Naihe recently, sleeping on his stomach will overwhelm the bag on his chest. The white egg, although the white egg will not break, it is still crumbling.

However, the long-term sleeping posture in the past always made Zhijiu turn over and go back to sleep on his stomach in the middle of the night, so that Zhijiu hadn't slept well, so naturally he didn't notice the fact that someone seemed to have visited the shrine recently.

Since the shrine was messed up last time, every weekend after Zhijiu got up, there would always be a big broom that would drop from the sky in front of Zhijiu and the system on time, and then urge Zhijiu to clean the entrance of the shrine.The specific work is to clean up the fallen leaves.

This is basically the case: the system carefully sweeps the fallen leaves in front of it into the dustpan, and Zhijiu sweeps the fallen leaves to the system.

System: I kind of miss the Broom God in the first world, he was never ambiguous when he beat Zhijiu with the cleaning.After all, nine out of ten hairs in the courtyard were lost by Zhijiu.Oh, and by the way, I miss Sister Qing Xingdeng a little bit.

I remember that the first world that Zhi Jiuchuan experienced was the world of the mobile game "Onmyoji".The onmyoji who got Zhijiu was an Ouhuang, and basically had all ssrs.I don't know if it's because of the idle panic. Although there are many SSRs, the Onmyoji has a five-star broom god, which is probably specially used to beat Zhijiu.The system estimates that this onmyoji has drawn countless cards in this life, and the only misfortune is that the name of the big dog drawn is Zhijiu.

There are several unwritten rules in the dormitory, 1. The big tengu is not allowed to walk around at will. 2. Ibaraki is not allowed to walk in the courtyard, 3. You can only choose one of Daitengu and Qingxingdeng.Both the first and second systems can be understood. The first rule is to prevent Chihisa from shedding hair in the courtyard and make the broom god angry. He also asked Zhijiu why he was puzzled, and then the system was blown away by Zhijiu for tens of meters, so the matter was left alone. It was not until later by chance that he finally learned the origin of this unwritten rule. two.

One is about the debut lines——

Daitengu Chihisa in the late Secondary School: See above, I am Daitengu.

Qing Xingdeng, the goddess with the most beautiful legs in Liao: Let me send you to hell.

Chihisa: ...can you still have fun playing?

The second is that if Sister Deng gets upset one day, the broom god will probably hit someone again.

The system said: Hehe, I can play these two memes for a year.

At that time, Zhiku was still one of the few six-star shikigami in the dormitory. At the same time, he was one of the three major monsters in Japan, and he almost walked sideways in the dormitory.But if he was to face Shushen and Qing Xingdeng...

Zhijiu: Pass the fire to the boss.

Missing it, the system smacked its lips, and then grinned grinningly, hoping that one of the white eggs that Zhijiu was currently hatching would hatch that could cure Zhijiu.She just received the final product description from the headquarters last night. In order to avoid being discovered by the host, the product description was delayed for a week.It clearly reads: Cursed Egg, dedicated to the system, exclusive to all kinds of hosts who bully the system.

With the most sincere wish, the system glanced at Zhijiu quietly, then quietly took out the camera and clicked a few times on Zhijiu who was holding a broom and pretending to be serious. In any case, appearance is justice, and the system let it go camera, and then continued to stare at his little eyes and sweep the floor: I hope there will be a broom god.

The author has something to say:

Today my dad took me to dinner because I didn't smile and the scene was very embarrassing.Afterwards, my father kept asking me why I didn’t smile, and I said: …

I swear you would be more embarrassed if I laughed at that time.

Finished!The next chapter is finally going to have a plot. Finally, I don’t need to use brain cells to make up a story about how the system and Zhijiu get along. QVQ!

But the broom god is really cute, and so is the lantern ghost!

Staying up late to fill in the text is exhausting, and I have given up on the phone to update the word count of the text...

I will try my best to write more!Try not to make friends who like this article wait too long!Meh, I love you / love you.