As long as 998 old Gong takes home

"Ding dong—— ding dong, ding dong—"

"Hello! Your courier has arrived!" "Ding Dong——"

Next to the courier is a small trolley, on which large items are placed, almost blocking the narrow corridor.He could only stretch his waist and lean forward to ring the doorbell, but there was no answer inside.

Strangely, the "At Home" light outside was clearly on.

"Hello! There is your courier!... Strange, the scheduled delivery time is [-]:[-] p.m...." The courier reluctantly opened the ID on his wrist, checked today's work schedule, and repeatedly compared the goods and addresses.

At this moment, the door lock slammed, and the door opened a crack.

The courier was overjoyed, and hurried over and said, "Hello, your..." "Huh?" Before the courier finished speaking, a pair of murderous drooping eyes appeared from the crack of the door, and there was a disheveled hair like a chicken coop. s hair.The low air pressure instantly surrounded him, making him speechless: "That... your... express..."

"... Oh." Drooping Eyes finally opened the door, revealing half of his body.

"Mr. Qiao Yu, right? Please let me scan your ID to confirm the receipt." The courier regrouped and gestured to him for the courier at his feet and the scanner in his hand.

Qiao Yu frowned, looked at the giant courier box, then at the courier, and finally regained consciousness.He raised his hand and scratched at his hair indiscriminately, and said "tsk" impatiently, and then stretched out his hand: "Sweep it."

"Thank you!"

The scanner was close to the ID on his wrist. After a beep, the courier picked up the courier and stuffed it into his apartment: "Trouble, please open the door a little more..."

Qiao Yu just watched the courier move the courier into his apartment with his face flushed and veins bulging.

The curtains in the room were tightly closed, and the lights were not turned on. Qiao Yu sat cross-legged next to the giant courier, apparently dozed off—he worked all night last night and arrived home at nine in the morning.

He has a problem since he was a child. When he is not awake, his IQ is -100 and his temper is +100.

So, what is this delivery, and what has he bought recently?

Qiao Yu frowned, thinking for a few minutes, a vulgar slogan suddenly flashed in his mind: limited time offer! !What you buy is what you earn! !No 99998, no 9998, only 998!Only 998!Bring home the humanoid AI!

Could it be the special AI he bought!I placed an order yesterday and it arrived today? !

He woke up instantly from his doze.

Qiao Yu scrambled to find a utility knife in the drawer, quickly cut the plastic seal, and opened the express box.

Humanoid AI is basically the standard equipment in the homes of residents in the circle. Whether you buy it online or in a store, you can choose the appearance, gender, and personality programs according to your preferences; as long as you have enough money, you can even ask the manufacturer to order a unique appearance. , all kinds of elf ears, devil horns, and beast tail ears are fine... Of course, these have nothing to do with the poor Qiao Yu.

But so what!he!Qiao Yu!Get your own AI today!

By the way, Qiao Yu likes men, and he is so poor that he has no time for 419, let alone dating—it’s a bit embarrassing to say it, but the moment he saw the special machine advertisement, the first thing he thought of was that he could solve his “needs” very conveniently.

Although it is a special machine, the packaging is quite good. As soon as Qiao Yu opened the carton, he saw a lot of filling sponges.He randomly pulled out the sponge and threw it on the ground. The first thing he saw was a pair of feet. Qiao Yu shrank his hands in disgust, and turned to pull the sponge on the other side.

Finally, a handsome face appeared.

As expected of a man-made product, this appearance is impeccable, whether it is the chin, cheekbones, nose bridge or lips, all are perfectly proportioned.Qiao Yu reached out to touch it, and the touch was almost the same as human skin, except that it was a little cold.He used his index finger to brush over the eye sockets again, and then touched the slender and soft eyelashes; further up, there was a head of orange hair.

"It's a bit powerful...the number..." The AI's number is usually under the eyes, for the convenience of distinguishing it from humans.Qiao Yu was curious for a few tenths of a second, and then his attention went back to the AI's face.

This is the first time Qiao Yu has come into contact with a humanoid AI. Although he knows intellectually that it is just a human-made product, the information provided to him, whether it is visual or tactile, seems to indicate that this is a sleeping man, or a very beautiful man.

When he touched the AI ​​in the box, the theater in his head went to the point of wearing pants.

Something similar to the instruction manual was placed next to AI's head. Qiao Yu picked it up and took a look. There was neither the model number nor the manufacturer's company written on the cover, only two simple words, "Description".

Then Qiao Yu threw the manual back into the crack of the table.

He pulled out the remaining sponge with both hands, exposing the AI's whole body.It's a pity that it's not completely naked. The businessman dressed the AI ​​in an ordinary white T-shirt and black sports shorts.

"The switch should be on..." Qiao Yu muttered to himself, lifted up AI's T-shirt, looked from the abdominal muscles to the chest muscles, then looked back to the mermaid line, and finally landed on the navel.

From the looks of it, it's really a belly button, nothing special.

Qiao Yu stretched out his fingers, touched the skin slowly, slowly, and then pressed them into the navel.

Hidden under the simulated skin was the switch button. He pressed it hard, and the next moment there was a slight noise of mechanical operation.

His AI is on! ! !

Seeing his AI sitting up stiffly, Qiao Yu instantly withdrew his hand and looked at the AI's face.

Those eyes snapped open, revealing transparent gray pupils.

Qiao Yu looked at AI, and AI looked at him.He checked that when the AI ​​is first started, the owner can name it, just like a signing ceremony.He folded his hands on his chest, looked at his AI proudly and tugged, thought for a while, and said, "My name is Qiao Yu, and I'm your master; you'll be called Qiao Er from now on."

Then he could hear his AI say obediently, "Good master", "What does the master want Qiao Er to call you"... Just thinking about it is addictive!

And what Qiao Yu saw was——

AI raised its head slightly, and looked at him with contempt: "Cut."

"???"

"What a broken name, it's so ugly, I don't want it."

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