As long as 998 old Gong takes home

The irascible old man is too poor to have time for love or 419, but he is hooked by the advertisement of "As long as 998, humanoid AI can be brought home".Originally, I just wanted to buy a special machine to replace my right hand, but I didn't expect that the special machine was not only an understanding cutie, but also a tsundere with a mean mouth and a bad temper who would run away from home every now and then.Qiao Yu: "Your product is not right, I want to return it!!!" Customer service: "Hello, the special machine is non-refundable, non-exchangeable, and there are no three guarantees. I'm sorry, dear~" AI: "Huh? Return the product? You have a kind Say it again?" Qiao Yu: "I want to return it! I want to return it today!" AI: "Okay, then I'll go by myself! Even if you beg me, I won't come back!" Qiao Yu: "..." After a few hours. AI: "You will appear in front of me right now... Bring your charger!" Qiao Yu: "...Don't just run away from home if you know you'll run out of battery, you bastard!" Tsundere AI attack x The poor and violent old man is subject to daily healing cookies, 1v1