As long as 998 old Gong takes home

At night, Qiao Yu's low-income apartment was unbelievably lively.

Hearing Qiao Yu's angry declaration to return the product, Tangerine was so angry that it was about to smoke, and looked like it was about to crash at any time: "What did you say? Say it again? No return!"

The customer service selectively ignored 998 and continued to ask: "Okay, why do you want to return the product?"

"The merchant made false advertisements," Qiao Yu said angrily, "the product is not the right version, this special machine is completely different from the parameters he wrote..."

998: "No returns! I haven't disliked you yet! Why do you dislike me!!"

"It's so noisy, can you be quiet for 2 minutes?" Qiao Yu couldn't help cursing, "I'll let the people from the recycle bin come over and teach you what 'disintegration' is!"

"No! No returns!"

Customer service: "Then what parameters are different?"

Qiao Yu's head buzzed from the noise, and while trying to calmly answer the customer service's questions, at the same time, her temples were throbbing with anger at 998's unusually unbeatable attitude.If this goes on like this, he really can't help but copy baseball bats and beat the orange heads into scrap, isn't it 998 yuan?At this time, the customer service began to "repeat the previous sentence instead of urging", and said it again: "What specific parameters are different?"

998 seemed to be cooperating with her, trying to make Qiao Yu faint, and reiterated: "I repeat, no returns are allowed! Don't even think about it!"

Qiao Yu's face was ashen, she stood up quickly, and went straight to the toilet: "I won't return your trash today, I'll write my name upside down!"

"You are too much, how can you do this!" 998 complained while following him until Qiao Yu shut him outside the toilet door.The poor sliding door was snapped, and 998 was probably tired of such meaningless accusations, and broke the can and said, "You have to return the product, right?! That's fine, I'll go by myself! No need You retreat!!"

Qiao Yu hadn't figured out whether he was threatening or serious; the customer service in the ID started urging him to explain the details.

"Parameters..." Qiao Yu paused and said, "That's right, the product introduction says the character setting of 'understanding, helper at home'; but my machine not only can't do anything, but also has a very bad temper , getting angry at every turn...wasting food casually, arrogant, disobedient..."

Customer service: "...Hello, what are the specific parameters that are different? Processor model? Or the motherboard?"

Qiao Yu couldn't help frowning—he didn't read these at all when he bought it, and he didn't know what the information on the panel was given by the merchant; besides, it wasn't written in the AI ​​information he entered not long ago, it was all "unknown". How does he compare?

"...I don't know, how do I know the parts information?" Qiao Yu said impatiently.

"Okay, I have a general understanding of your situation," the customer service said, "Now I will transfer you to the customer service of the merchant. You can check and compare the specific situation there... If you encounter any disputes again, you can choose to appeal again."

"........."

Although the other party's attitude was very good, Qiao Yu could still tell that the customer service staff felt that he was mentally retarded.

After tossing and tossing, he still has to communicate with the merchant.Of course, the merchant would not return the product so quickly, otherwise Qiao Yu would not directly complain to the platform.

The call ended temporarily, and a new voice came out five seconds later: "Hello! This is the AI ​​customer service of Weita AI franchise store, how can I help you!"

Qiao Yu sighed and could only say again: "I want to return the product."

Although he gets angry easily, his temper comes and goes quickly; without 998's continuous noisy attacks, he calms down a lot.The customer service said "I'm checking the order information for you", and he held his breath to listen to the movement outside.

No sound.

Calculating the time, the orange head should have run out of battery, and it should be out of battery before continuing to toss.

"The order number is xxxxx34862910, and the order was placed four days ago, on June 6, XX, right?"

"Yep."

"Is there any quality problem with the product?"

"..." Qiao Yu paused, and said, "He is, he is different from what you describe..."

"Then, is there any quality problem, can it be started, turned on, and entered information smoothly?"

"It can be..."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Qiao, if the special price product has no obvious damage to the goods and quality problems that seriously affect the use, it will not be returned or exchanged without three guarantees after sale." The customer service AI said, "Obviously damaged, you need to open the box and provide a deposit certificate immediately when you sign for it. Return; Serious quality problems need to be reported within three days of use and before entering the certification..."

Qiao Yu was dumbfounded by her series of words: "You guys are cheating..."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Qiao, if there is any deviation in the description, it is our fault." The customer service voice sounded very polite and gentle, but Qiao Yu knew that she was just following a cold procedure, so she couldn't understand her anger and helplessness at this time, "You see Can we give you fifty cash back?"

"Can I not accept it? I really want to return it, and I want to return it immediately."

"I'm sorry Mr. Joe..."

Qiao Yu was so angry that he hung up the call.

What do you mean now? !Life is already so difficult, why torture him in such a different way? !It’s fine that the special machine he bought failed to live up to expectations, and it’s because it’s a special machine that can’t be returned or exchanged—the most annoying thing is that, in the final analysis, all this was caused by Qiao Yu’s greed for cheap and being attracted by inferior advertisements.

The more Qiao Yu thought about it, the more angry he became, and he decided to call the relevant department tomorrow to complain and see if he could recover his loss.

He finally opened the toilet door, collected his emotions and went out to face Orange Head.

But what Qiao Yu didn't expect was that when he walked back to what could barely be called the living room in his apartment, the orange head had disappeared without a trace.