As long as 998 old Gong takes home

Qiao Yu sat cross-legged on the ground, rubbing her bruised and swollen wrist with bruises. She was a little lucky that she was often injured while working around, and that she had a complete stock of medicines at home.The culprit sat across from him with a serious expression, looking at him very unhappily, as if he was the one who was injured instead of Qiao Yu.

One person and one machine faced each other silently in the somewhat cramped apartment, Qiao Yu suppressed the anger in his stomach, and he didn't stop until the wound on his wrist was rubbed until it became numb.

He stared at the face of the special machine for a long time, but he didn't see anything to be picky about - it's really a man-made product, and there's nothing to say about its good looks.And human beings are always irresistible to good-looking things. Originally, Qiao Yu was so angry that he wanted to tear it down, but looking at his face, his anger went down a lot for no reason.

...It seems that there is nothing wrong with it except that my personality is too bad. Maybe I can bear it?

Oh yes, instructions for use.

Qiao Yu thought of the piece of paper he had thrown away casually, and he took a chance.The technology of artificial intelligence has long been so proficient that it cannot be more proficient, maybe... maybe there is an adjustable personality mode?

Just as he was thinking this, the special machine that had been silent all this time suddenly made a sound.

Orange head raised his hand to smooth his hair, looked at a corner of the room with a somewhat awkward expression, and then whispered: "I didn't mean to hit you either."

"........."

"It was you who moved first."

"........."

"I am self-defense."

She was really angry, but Qiao Yu couldn't beat it, no matter how angry she was, she could only hold it back.The special machine didn’t know why, seeing that Qiao Yu didn’t answer, he spoke even more vigorously: “…If you don’t do it first, I won’t do this.”

Qiao Yu gradually changed from "angry" to "confusing".

It was also during this awkward conversation that Qiao Yu realized the difference between it and humans.If you look closely, you can see that AI's gray eyes are different from those of humans. He has no pupils, and the gray part is transparent, like a crystal polished into a spherical shape.Qiao Yu has never had the opportunity to look at the AI ​​at such a close distance—at most, he saw a few AIs walking with his master among the pedestrians in the circle, and they passed by; or the exhibits in the window with their eyes closed and not activated .

The difference between humans and AI probably lies in the soul.

But from the eyes of the AI ​​in front of him, which is obviously different from that of humans, Qiao Yu felt that saying "AI has no soul" is too general and arbitrary.

The inexplicable thoughts ran for a week, and the special machine frowned impatiently, and then said: "Are you still angry, why do you have such a bad temper? I don't like a bad-tempered human being like you."

"..." Even if this guy has a soul, it is a very annoying soul.Qiao Yu sighed deeply, suppressed the impulse of "I still hate you very much", and said, "I'm not angry.... If you don't like me, then I will return the product, you can change the owner, just "Reset". "

"Return?" The voice of the special machine suddenly rose, "You mean return? You say it again? Why do you return it! I haven't disliked you yet?"

"...I'm too lazy to tell you."

Qiao Yu was too lazy to continue this kind of meaningless quarrel between elementary school students, but the special machine was not.He continued to be unhappy: "Hey, the name you gave me is so ugly, I'm not angry, and you are not allowed to be angry!..."

And Qiao Yu didn't want to stand up, so he simply stretched his waist, lay down on the ground and reached into the crack of the table, and it took him a long time to touch a corner of the paper thing.He struggled to pull it out, his ears automatically filtered out the noise of the junk special machine, and took out the "Instructions" to read.

Hey, even though it's a special machine, isn't this too hasty?At least it is the "Instruction Manual" or "User Guide", right?It's just that these two words seem to be giving him a task.

"Did you hear that, don't be angry!..."

Qiao Yu perfunctorily "hmmmm", opened it and looked.

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※illustrate

1. Anxious and irritable in low battery mode, the anger value is inversely proportional to the battery level, and it will return to calm after it is lower than 5%.No power reserve.

2. Full power can maintain normal operation for 48 hours, please keep the charging time within 8 hours.Insufficient power will affect various functions, please pay attention. [Note] Sunlight can supplement part of the power.

3. It is not resistant to low temperature and needs to be stored in an environment above 15 degrees Celsius.If it is lower than 5 degrees Celsius, it will brake urgently and enter a dormant state.

4. When used correctly, the character is good, the communication ability is S, the learning ability is S+, █████████████.

5. Unexpected situations can induce autonomous defense system, no weapons, no navigation and positioning system.

6. Fragile items, please do not upside down, please handle with care.

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Good character?

Fragile goods?

Qiao Yu couldn't believe her eyes.He turned his head to look at the special machine that found himself sulking because he was ignored, and re-read the "Instructions"...and read the "Instructions" word by word.Is this really the manual? !There is almost no useful information, and several pieces of information that are diametrically opposite to the real situation have been written. Those who have written this line do not know what they wrote.No, this is definitely a fraud, it is definitely a commercial fraud, he spent 998 yuan to buy one of these things... Qiao Yu became angrier the more he thought about it, and he threw the manual into the gap in the table with a flick of his hand.

He has to find a way to force shutdown, and then contact customer service to return the product.

Bring back the AI ​​that is understanding, gentle and cute, and can make sauces!

Qiao Yu tried hard to control her violent temper, turned around and smiled at the special machine that she thought was very kind: "...Then you are not satisfied with the name I gave, so why don't you choose one yourself? How can I call you?"

The special machine was puzzled: "Isn't it your duty to do this kind of thing? Do you have human consciousness?"

——Ah, I really want to kill.