As long as 998 old Gong takes home

The door finally opened, Qiao Yu didn't even want to look at 998, and went straight into the room.As he walked, water dripped on his body, and all fell on the floor; 998 looked at it with disgust, and carefully avoided the water stains and followed into the house.

Qiao Yu exudes low air pressure all over his body. He knows very well that if 998 says anything to add fuel to the flames, he will definitely copy a baseball bat—even if he loses, he can't stand this damn special machine for a second longer. bell.

So don't be greedy for cheap!Cheap is not good quality!He tried it, it's true!

There was continuous rain outside, and two footsteps in the apartment with different rhythms were ringing.

998 seemed to sense the anger of the human beings in front of him, and after doing some calculations and analysis, he came to a conclusion: "...are you angry?"

Joe took off his clothes depressed and silent, threw the wet top into the washing machine, skillfully untied the ID on his wrist, knocked it on the shelf, and then began to take off his pants. 998 didn't seem to have a suspect avoidance program, but still followed, and continued: "I checked, this area is not safe, shouldn't I lock the door? I'm protecting your property, you should thank me."

"...Thank you!" Qiao Yu, who was only wearing underwear, said angrily, turned around and went into the bathroom, and slammed the door shut again.

He swears to God that although he has a bad temper, he still cherishes things very much.Things like slamming doors, before the appearance of 998, Qiao Yu probably had a few times a year - he was too poor, and wished that things at home would never break and didn't need to be replaced, so how dare he slam the door.

I thought that 998 would know the fun like it was during the day, and obediently find a cool corner to stay there, but I didn't expect 998 to stand at the door of the bathroom, not knowing what he was doing.

Qiao Yu could see his shadow, but didn't know what he was doing.

"Di-"

The gentle reminder sound of the ID entered Qiao Yu's ears.

In modern society, ID is approximately equal to a person's social life.Property and citizen files are all in it. To maintain normal social life, ID is essential.If something unexpected happened to it, the blow would be devastating.

Qiao Yu was glad that he hadn't taken off his clothes, he opened the door with a "swish", and saw 998 holding his ID and looking at him suspiciously.

"What are you doing?!" Qiao Yu snatched the ID from him, "Who told you to move around!"

"You think I want to move?" 998 scolded, "I'm entering basic information, no one told you not to do the boot settings!"

"Look at your appearance, do you look like the one you asked me to set?" Qiao Yu simply took the ID into the bathroom, anyway, this thing is not afraid of water, "...I warn you, I will do anything when I get angry Get it, don't force me to call the second-hand store to pick up the goods in the middle of the night!"

998 didn't speak, and didn't know if he was frightened by his aura.They were silent for a few seconds, 998 sneered, turned and went to the living room.

It's really annoying, this special machine is really annoying.Qiao Yu thought while closing the door.

Qiao Yu turned on the faucet, and the warm water from the shower poured down, quickly washing away the stickiness on his body.He closed his eyes to feel this comfort, and kept comforting himself in his mind: It's all right tonight, just bear with it for a few more hours.

When 998 goes to charge, he will take advantage of the opportunity, and then life will be calm again.

If he saves more money, he might be able to buy an old model next year... He will never buy a special machine again!

A hot bath made Joe's depressed mood slightly better. He walked out of the bathroom wearing clean clothes and wiping his hair, and caught a glimpse of 998 squatting on the ground in the entrance.Tangerine Head was holding the rag he had put on the kitchen sink, and was wiping away the water stains he had brought into the house before.This was originally the "normal work" of the AI, and it was also the scene that Qiao Yu had expected; but when it appeared on 998, he felt that there was a ghost in it no matter how he looked at it.

Juzitou also heard his movements, paused his hands, looked up at him, and said in a super low voice: "...I told you I hate water."

At this moment, Qiao Yufu was in his heart, as if he had grasped something important.

He brushed his hair, approached 998 tentatively, restrained his irritability deliberately, and said in a soft tone: "...I'm hungry, can you cook, can you make me something to eat?"

As soon as the words came out of her mouth, Qiao Yu was disgusted by her own tone.

But unexpectedly, 998 stood up with a rag in his hand.

He dodged his eyes: "...then, let me see what's in the refrigerator..."

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Qiao Yu watched in shock as 998 passed in front of him, went to the sink, washed and wrung out the rag, and hung it back to its previous position, exactly.Then he opened the refrigerator and squatted in front of the refrigerator to look at the food reserves inside.

The refrigerator that comes with the apartment is small, refrigerated on the bottom and frozen on the top.

With his back turned to him, Tangerine stretched out his hand and pawed at the refrigerator twice in distaste.

Do it, so cute!

Qiao Yu couldn't help but think of the first thought that came to his mind when he was first lured by the evil advertisement - a well-developed man living alone, buying an AI that he likes to take home, can't do anything too much, right?If it weren't for 998's bad personality, he should be enjoying it at this point in time.

Qiao Yu walked to his side and looked down at his face.

There seemed to be light flickering in 998's gray eyes, as if he was doing some data calculation.

But his refrigerator is really bad enough, there are only a few eggs bought at a discount in the supermarket in it, and small tomatoes that have been placed for a few days.The lower two compartments are filled with nutritious meals—an emergency meal that contains the nutrients and minerals that humans need, and is cheap, but the taste is hard to describe.

Qiao Yu said nicely again, "Just scrambled eggs with tomatoes, okay?"

"Otherwise, what else can I do? There is nothing!" 998 said, holding a tomato in one hand and an egg in the other, closing the door with his knees, turning his head and going to the stove.

Qiao Yu looked at 998's busy back in shock and doubt. The data of the two experiments showed that——

998 is a smooth donkey!

[The author has something to say]: Originally AI should use "it", but Maodu thinks it is too impersonal, so the following 998 people will use "he"~