As long as 998 old Gong takes home

Qiao Yu pushed and shoved 998 twice, but the opponent remained motionless, as stable as Mount Tai.

Only then did he realize that he was pushing a piece of scrap iron weighing two hundred catties... Forget it, he really has nothing to do with this thing.Qiao Yu was too tired, so tired that she didn't want to worry about it, so she simply lay down, wrapped herself up with the quilt, and closed her eyes with her back to 998.

As soon as the lights in the room were turned off, except for the two people sleeping too tightly, everything returned to calm.

Qiao Yu's mind was full of the bastard AI lying beside him, and when he was drowsy, he remembered the root of all evil - that damned slogan.

Yes, return the goods, he must return the goods...

Then save money to buy an AI that is as good-looking as 998, the kind that is cute, cute and obedient.

Will return it tomorrow...

and many more!

998 is sleeping now? !Assuming that 998 really needs to sleep for a period of time every day because of some hardware defect (after all, a special machine), then this "sleep" is not a great opportunity to force shutdown!

Qiao Yu opened his eyes suddenly, and lost all sleepiness in an instant.

He was suddenly overwhelmed with tension, as if he was about to pick the door and slip the lock, and his whole body stiffened.He turned over slowly, slowly, and the movement that could be completed in one second took more than ten seconds abruptly.In the dark, he could vaguely see the outline of 998. This guy's eyes were closed, and his nose was straight and straight, which made Qiao Yu think of other thoughts.No, no, no, no matter what he says today, he will shut down this crap.

Thinking so, Qiao Yu tentatively touched 998's arm beside him.

He slept primly, or rather naturally; he just lay on his back with his hands obediently by his side, facing the ceiling.He didn't respond when Qiao Yu touched him, just like when he just unpacked the box, motionless.

AI doesn't need to be sleepy, does it?

Qiao Yu couldn't help curling up the corners of his mouth, smiling silently as he succeeded in trickery.He was sure that after the 998 entered the dormant state, there should be some special way to activate it, such as pressing a button, calling a name... or it would automatically activate after a certain period of time; Quietly, he turned over neatly, put his hands on 998's side, and just fell on him.

This action was a bit imaginative, Qiao Yu calmed down, looking down, he could see his rolled up clothes and exposed waist.

He raised his hand and lightly lifted 998's clothes until his entire waist and abdomen were exposed.

The artificially made muscles have too good a line, and the mermaid line and abdominal muscles look so good that he wants to touch them hard.

Although the inside of 998 is a lump of iron, its body is very soft, and it feels no different from a human being; Qiao Yu has already confirmed this when unpacking the box.Thinking of the beautiful but vile Orange Head being about to be forcibly shut down, re-sealed into a packing box, and not knowing which unlucky family he would enter again, Qiao Yu was still a little complicated.

He knew very well that this was just an AI, and when he returned to the manufacturer, he would reset it as long as he pressed "Reset", and he would forget about Qiao Yu and the ten hours of unpleasant experience.

Finally, Qiao Yu pressed on his belly button, and with a little force with his fingertips, he was able to fully press the built-in button.

It only takes five seconds, after which 998 will become no different from the display machine in the window.

"……What are you doing."

Suddenly, a puzzled and impatient sentence came out of the silence.

"Uh..." Qiao Yu was so startled that she forgot to let go, and kept looking at him with one hand on his waist and the other on his belly button.

There was a mechanical light in 998's gray eyes—Qiao Yu observed it, and when he was in the kitchen, his eyes flashed, probably when he was doing some search or calculation—then he said, "Do you have a need?"

This was already said very euphemistically, but it still made Qiao Yu angry for a moment: "What nonsense are you talking about!"

——If he didn't think about it at all, then it's nothing to say; the problem is that when he decided to turn off the phone, he still coveted the beauty of 998 for a few seconds, so it doesn't feel too bad to be directly punctured.

Qiao Yu didn't let go, anyway, 998 will be forced to shut down in five seconds.

"What are you pressing the switch for?" Tangerine's head still didn't move, and said lightly: "I have automatic protection, and I can't force it to shut down."

"........."

"So do you need it?"

"........."

"I won't satisfy you."

"..." Qiao Yu gritted his teeth and got off him, "I need you to get lost immediately!"

"I do not want."

Here we go again, 998's customary rejection, three simple words without any modification.Now that Qiao Yu heard these three words, he wanted to kill someone. If he could dial 998, what was lying on his quilt now would not be a humanoid AI, but a pile of component circuit boards.

Qiao Yu's action failed, and she pulled off the quilt in extreme agitation, rolled herself into spring rolls, and planned to continue to sleep.

Who knew that shameless AI would come to pull his quilt: "Give me some."

"No."

"Give!"

Qiao Yu really didn't understand what kind of sleep and what kind of quilt the AI ​​would sleep on. Seeing that he ignored him, 998 simply exerted his mechanical strength, abruptly pulled the quilt out from under Qiao Yu's body, and rolled it around himself.

Qiao Yu suddenly remembered the manual, it seemed that there was something about temperature, but he forgot.

Do it, tomorrow I will go to find the instruction manual in the crack of the desk.It’s better to take pictures and store them in the ID, so as not to have to look for them when you want to see them.Thinking about this, he suddenly asked: "Are you afraid of the cold? There is still a bed in the closet, you can get it yourself."

"Who, who is afraid of the cold..." 998 retorted uncomfortably, and then suddenly became tough, "Sleeping is a quilt!"

Thinking about his character, Qiao Yu understood the logic behind his words—Dead Tsundere.