99 ways to win over your girlfriend

Cai Cai felt that she was so useless, blinded by beauty, and dazzled by desire/desire!Moral loss, loss of bottom line, psychological distortion, all in all too much!Still angry!How could... uh... bang bang bang!Also five times!

She was ashamed and annoyed, wishing she could kick Xiao Yu under the bed.

Oh, by the way, she was carried out of the bathroom by Xiao Yu.So playing this kind of role is not something you can do if you want to, you have to speak with your strength.What is strength?strength!What's the use of just having a passion for blood?It was paralyzed within two strokes, and could only be slaughtered by others.Thinking of this, Cai Cai decided to start practicing dumbbells tomorrow.

However, it is not all passive. 5 games, 2V3, only one loss, not too bad.

This is Yuan Yi's guest room.After hearing Xiao Yu tell the whole story, Cai Cai almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.It's embarrassing, it's so embarrassing, the image of a pure and beautiful girl that had been erected with great difficulty collapsed like this, and it collapsed so that there was not even a scum left.

An Ying and Yuan Yi escaped a long time ago, leaving the battlefield free for them. Xiao Yu expressed his sincere gratitude for this.But after all, other people's homes, away games, are always not as presumptuous as their home games, so they slept in the guest room besides the bathroom.

Xiao Yu truthfully explained everything about the relationship with Yi Yi, including every detail of the accident that night.She didn't want to hide it from her, and she wasn't afraid of her jealousy. She had plenty of ways to kill her jealousy and turn sourness into sweetness.

Cai Cai sighed softly after hearing this: "Oh, it's done if it's done. If you name a flower, you still smell of other women's perfume on your body."

Xiao Yu lay sideways on the side, pinched her ear funnyly: "It doesn't matter, I will cover it with your smell." Then he buried his face in her fluffy hair, "From now on, only There will be a taste of you alone, forever."

Cai Cai's heart was very warm when he heard that, and subconsciously, he hugged her back: "Actually, I'm not jealous, I just feel that it's a pity, you know, you are so perfect, how can you give that kind of old goblin a great first time! "

"First time?" Xiao Yu raised her head.

"That's right, what's the matter, isn't it?" Cai Cai looked at her in surprise, trying to read more from the latter's eyes.

"Of course not." Xiao Yu said seriously.

"Then you had a girlfriend before?"

"No."

"That……"

"What about you?" Xiao Yu is very good at counterattacking.

"Huh?" Cai Cai lay down inexplicably.

"You and An Ying..." Xiao Yu pouted.

"No, no, no, no, bah, bah, bah!" Cai Cai hurriedly covered her mouth, "Don't talk nonsense, this kind of thing will destroy the relationship between husband and wife!"

Xiao Yu raised his eyebrows: "Then who did you give it to for the first time?"

"I asked first, you talk first." Cai Cai's brain was rare for a while.

"You first."

"Not to mention pulling down." Cai Cai angrily slapped the restless hand away.

"Then let's talk together." Xiao Yu retreated to the next best thing.

"Okay, then I'll count one, two, three, and then talk together."

"uh-huh."

"If you play tricks, you will never have a GC in your life!"

"... so ruthless?"

"It's starting!" Cai Cai sat up excitedly, looked at Xiao Yu, and said seriously, "One, two, three!"

"finger."

"Electric/Rod!"

... Both of them fell silent.

half an hour.

"Okay, what a coincidence..." Cai Cai muttered, with an unnatural expression on his face, "It's really a fate."

"Yeah." Xiao Yu blushed rarely.

Seeing this, Cai Cai felt as if Columbus had discovered the New World, and was overjoyed: "Hey, you're blushing!"

"Red is red." Xiao Yu turned her head awkwardly.

"Okay," Cai Cai hugged her, "There's nothing to be ashamed of, anyway, I won't use that thing anymore, and I'm here!" Then he put his finger in front of her and ticked off, "See No? Kato-sensei's direct disciple, Kato-na."

Xiao Yu listened, bent her knees, and touched her somewhere indescribable.

"Hiss..." Cai Cai didn't expect her to make such a move at all, and immediately became aroused, "It seems that you don't believe in your husband's strength." Gently rubbing the Renzhong acupoint, "I heard that this place is also very good..."

3V3, draw.

An hour later, Cai Cai looked at the satisfied face of a supervisor, and couldn't help but feel proud: "Baby Yu, how does my husband compare with your little hands?"

"Small hands?" Xiao Yu has not recovered yet.

Cai Cai smiled, then held her catkin, and played with her slender index finger: "I'm so jealous of it..."

Xiao Yu's face has never been so red in all his life.

While playing, Cai Cai suddenly stopped, looked at Xiao Yu, and said with a serious face: "Baby Yu, you have a wife now, so you don't need to use it in the future." Her expression was solemn, her tone was serious, "Also, you are mine, forever! I don't want anyone to see you blushing!"

"Well," Xiao Yu looked into her moving eyes, listened to her touching love words, felt her touching passion, and couldn't help being very moved, "Cai Cai, I love you, I loved you before, I love you now, and I will love you in the future." I love you, I love you and only you, forever."

……

An Ying and Yuan Yi came back, and the four of them sat on the sofa, looking at each other in embarrassment.

"Ahem," Cai Cai cleared his throat, ready to break the deadlock, "Where did you go last night?"

"Open house."

"Double rows."

An Ying and Yuan Yi answered at the same time, but they gave two different answers.

"One meaning, one meaning," Yuan Yi hurriedly picked up his teacup to hide his guilty conscience, "An'an is Ionia's number one weapon, a master level."

An Ying nodded triumphantly, then blinked at Yuan Yi: "Your weapon is also very good."

"Pfft..." The tea I just drank in my mouth couldn't hold back and spewed out, and some water splashed on the floor, "Ahem, each other is good, both are good."

"Hahaha," An Ying laughed uncontrollably.

"Hey, hey," Cai Cai stopped the yellow accent of the two of them at the right time, "How about being more reserved, we have guests." She glanced at Xiao Yu carelessly, but fortunately, the latter didn't seem to mind.

"Reserved?" An Ying seemed to have heard the funniest joke in the world, "What the hell, you all came to my house, and you still want me to be reserved?"

"What, what gun...don't say it so vulgarly."

"Yo, now I feel vulgar again? I was pretty awesome when I was drunk before. If I want to do Xiao Yu like this and that, and then I have to do this and that again..."

"That's enough!" Cai Cai hurriedly jumped over and held her mouth, "I invite you to dinner! The whole family!"

Several people laughed for a while, and then they talked about Li Ran.

Speaking of which, An Ying and Li Ran are also alumni, and they had dinner together a few times later, so they were considered acquaintances.Now that he heard that he might have to amputate his limbs, he immediately sighed.

"I always thought that Cai Cai liked Li Ran!" An Ying said regretfully, "A man at the grassroots level, strong and sunny, I still remember his appearance when he played basketball, jumping or breaking through, he was extremely wild. Such a man A radiant man, if he doesn't have legs... I dare not think about it."

"I also helped Cai Cai write the record book of Li Ran's incident, ranging from every game to every scandal, and I even copied down the monthly exam results for him. Speaking of which, I am the The one who is most familiar with his youth."

Speaking of this, An Ying couldn't help but sighed: "I should go see him."

"No, Cai Cai likes why you put so much effort?" Yuan Yi was a little jealous.

An Ying rolled his eyes at him: "She's cowardly! Like me, right? For 10 years, I haven't even dared to fart. Fortunately..."

"Fortunately, I met Xiao Yu!" Cai Cai hurriedly interrupted her.What's wrong with this woman's mouth?Why can't it be closed!

An Ying smiled slyly: "Yes, yes, luckily I met Xiao Yu, otherwise I would have been beaten."

"..." Cai Cai really wanted to sew her mouth shut with a needle.

Xiao Yu's face was not very good-looking: "Don't worry, you are straight and straight, you can't bend."

"That's not necessarily the case. There's no straightness in a man, and there's no innocence in a woman. Besides, Cai Cai is such a juicy and delicious beauty, it doesn't hurt to bend over for her."

"It's late." Xiao Yu's tone became colder and colder.

"It's not too late, you're still behind me..."

"Okay!" Cai Cai interrupted the two of them.Damn, if you continue talking, you will have to fight, right? "We still have something to do. Let's go first. If you want to visit Li Ran later, you can contact me later."

"Okay, let's contact you quietly, so that someone won't be jealous~~~~~" An Ying said coquettishly, and then blew an affectionate kiss to Cai Cai, which made the latter tremble.

Xiao Yu clenched her fists tightly.

The door was closed with a bang, so hard that the whole room trembled.Cai Cai looked at Xiao Yu whose face was so gloomy that water dripped from his side, and wished he could push An Ying to the ground and beat her up.

"Hey, Baby Yu, don't be angry, she said that on purpose to irritate you, if you get angry, you will be fooled by her?" Cai Cai hooked his fingers and drew circles in Xiao Yu's palm, The tone is too soft and cute.

"Is she avenging you?" Xiao Yu was in an extremely bad mood, "Do you think I betrayed you? Or do you think she has a chance?"

"Oh, how is it possible? She just talks like that, but her heart is actually good."

"You also know?"

"After all, good friends for 10 years..."

"That's right, you two have been in love for 10 years, but I can't compare with what I did later." Xiao Yu's tone was almost sour.

"Then you're still sleeping with someone else!" Cai Cai saw that he couldn't do it softly, so he had to change his strategy and be tough. "I'm still angry! Just say how many years ago, I didn't have me at that time, right? I fell asleep when I fell asleep, but what about yesterday? She kissed you in front of me! You didn't resist! I can't I'm sad and let me tell you, my heart is cold! Pull out the cold! What do you say... um... don't... electricity, elevator... surveillance... um... surveillance!"