99 ways to win over your girlfriend

The old lady felt that she had a long, long sleep and had a long, long dream.In the dream, there were many people chattering and chattering in her ears all day long, which gave her a headache.She really wanted to fall asleep, but she couldn't sleep because of the noise, so she wanted to sit up and scold this group of people who had no sense of social morality.

Then, she woke up.

In the ward are Xu Mei and Xiao Liu, who are arguing.

"Fart you, man MK is popular this year with rose red, the kind that is so fresh, who the hell is promoting gay purple, do you think the whole world is gay like you?"

"What's wrong with me being gay? I'm proud of me, and the love and affection these years have been clear. But you, the heterosexual, what happened? You were cheated of money and sex, and the good company disappeared. You are old and have no one around you. A companion who knows the cold and hot, deserves it!"

"You know a hammer! I did it on purpose! You can earn 120 million yuan for nothing and you envy it? Then the company will break its shell and jump into the pit early to make a fortune. Forget it, you and your elm head can't understand it." .”

"7 or 8 years of hard work, day and night without sleep and food is worth 120 million? Are you stupid or do you think I am stupid? Not to mention that 120 million is probably going to the old lady to fill the hospital right now? How much is left? Enough Do you want to eat?"

"Never mind your business! My mother is happy, but if you don't like it, get out!"

"Hey, I said Xiao Liu, you are really biting Lu Dongbin. I brought you food with good intentions, but you still blow your beard and stare? With such a bad temper, no wonder no one wants it!"

"Give me food? You're here to show off your new bag! Bullying me because I don't have any money now? Despicable!"

"Hahaha, what did you say about me before? 10 bags are not worth your 1 zipper? Right? Hehe, I am also a person with bags now, the new season! How about it? 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi , don’t bully my sister to be poor!”

The two bickered while eating, spitting so much that they had a great time.

Cai Cai and Xiao Yu are playing a new mobile game on the other side.

"They are so noisy." Cai Cai said while typing in the game.

"I'm wearing earplugs, so I can't hear you." Xiao Yu made a laughing expression.

"Wow, what a girl! Share one with me?"

"??? What's the difference between wearing only one side and not wearing it?"

"555, will you give it or not!"

"No."

"Then I'll pay for it myself!"

"How?"

"Use your hands... Bah! Rascal!"

"Haha, please come and pick it up, and I promise that there will be no return."

The level of flirting and cursing between the two of them has been raised several levels now, there are hidden mysteries in every sentence, teasing and teasing is very familiar and handy.

"I won't let you go to bed at night!" Cai Cai resorted to his trump card.

"Oh?" Xiao Yu raised his eyebrows.

Oops!Cai Cai had a bad heart, and then saw the woman with a smirk on the opposite side put down her phone, took out her earplugs, and walked over with a smile: "Say it again?"

"I..." Before I could admit my mistake, my mouth was sealed!It's impossible to guard against it!Enthusiasm!

Her face turned red immediately, and Cai Cai hurriedly pushed her away with hands and feet: "Don't, no, there are people, they are all here..."

"You said you wanted it." Xiao Yu said enough was enough, because he was afraid that if he went too deep into himself, he might not be able to hold it.

"I, I, I..." Cai Cai stammered.

"I understand," Xiao Yu let go of her, rubbed her little idiot's head, and said in a voice that was not too loud but just enough for others to hear, "Go home and continue, right? Well, this is a hospital. It's inconvenient and unhygienic." After speaking, he winked at her playfully, with an expression that I understand even if you don't explain.

Cai Cai stomped her feet angrily.

Aunt Xu smiled from ear to ear.

Xiao Liu was so envious that he couldn't close his legs.

suddenly!

"Continue to what?" A weak and old voice sounded in the room.

The voice came so suddenly that people were caught off guard, and the four girls were startled, as if they had been struck by lightning, they froze in place, unable to move for a moment.

half an hour.

"grandmother?"

"mom?"

"Yang...Mom?"

The girls rushed to the hospital bed one by one, pinching their hands, grabbing the sheets, Cai Cai didn't know what to call them, but they were equally excited.

The old lady ignored them, but stared at the ceiling with her eyes open: "I'm not dead yet, dare to kiss in front of my face? Then if I can't wake up, you still have to go to bed in front of me ?”

Cai Cai staggered and almost fell.

"Grandma." Xiao Yu's eyes turned red.

Speaking of which, Cai Cai and Xu Mei were indeed inseparable from the old lady's illness this time. One was her lover and the other was her mother.So she has always blamed herself very much in her heart, and she has always been afraid that the old lady will just go away like this, and she will not even be given a chance to make up for it.

The old lady naturally heard the trembling in her voice: "What are you doing, do you want to introduce your girlfriend to me? Come on later, wait for me to save up some strength to hit someone."

It can be seen that the old lady is in a very good mental state, and she is not ambiguous at all when she hurts others.

"Grandma..." Xiao Yu held her hand and shed two lines of tears.

"Mom..." Aunt Xu also changed her words, and she must have regretted it in her heart.

"Stop screaming, you're panicking." The old lady wanted to raise her head, but she didn't have enough strength, and she couldn't even hold it up several times.

Xiao Liu hurried over to support her: "Mom."

"Get out of the hospital." The old lady patted her hand, "Thank you for your hard work these days."

These days, it's really not easy.

Although the old lady has not woken up, she can occasionally hear a few voices from outside.She heard some people coming and going, some frivolous and indifferent, some swearing harshly, only Xiao Liu and Xiao Yu were always there, and even Xu Mei and Shen Yan spent more time than her others. Many daughters.

Of course she was sad, but apart from being sad, she was also somewhat grateful: Fortunately, there are still people around.

She heard Xiao Liu's husband tell Xiao Liu to give up her, and she heard the eldest daughter say that everyone has his own destiny.The second child and the fourth child are very busy, just like I used to do to them.

It turns out that there really is karma.

During the time when she fell asleep, she dreamed of Xiao Lei once.Xiao Lei knelt in front of her, kowtowed three times, and said: "Mom, go back, they are waiting for you."

It turned out that she had more than just a son.

……

When the old lady woke up, Xiao Yu felt much relieved, at least he didn't have to go to the hospital every day.As the former head of the public relations department and the current head of the marketing department, she should have been busier at the end of the year, but in fact, she has been on leave for more than a month.

Liu Shuangshuang's job is temporarily taken over by Yang Xiaoxiao. After all, Xiao Yu is not around, and Cai Cai also spends three days fishing and two days posting on the net. The other sales are all busy. In the entire marketing department, except for the Li department, only Yang Xiaoxiao, who is waiting for production, is left idle. up.

After Xiao Yu heard the news, he cursed lightly: "Old fox."

"Eh? Why?" Cai Cai asked indistinctly while eating the cake.

"If you say it's a temporary pick-up, I'm afraid it will be justifiable if you wait for a while."

"But didn't Liu Shuangshuang's work be handed over to you?" Cai Cai picked up a small piece of cheese and handed it to her, "Why did you go to Yang Xiaoxiao's place again?"

Xiao Yu took the fork: "Because there is no one else! I planned to take it first and then adopt it to you, but you don't want to? And you are also asking for leave every day. Someone must do the profit and loss analysis report? "Speaking, he stuffed the cheese back into her mouth, "What's wrong with you, the cake is in your hands, so I have to feed it."

"The one you've touched is even tastier." Cai Cai said shyly, and then put the fork in his mouth, "This broken cake doesn't taste as strong as the cheese on yours."

Xiao Yu's eyes flashed: "Then do you want to eat cake or me?"

Cai Cai laughed: "Finally, I have the option to eat you? You used to eat me..."

After a burst of sudden slaps, Xiao Yu's mouth also had a circle of cheese grains stuck to it.She actually doesn't like to eat cheese, but since Cai Cai said that she has the smell of cheese on her body, she has also followed Aiwujiwu.For example, the cheesecake from Cai Cai's mouth is really delicious now.

Cai Cai blushed, and gave her another piece: "Is it required by the company?"

"Well," Xiao Yu pampered her little nose, "Xiaoxiao has a big belly now, she can't go on business trips, and she can't socialize. To put it bluntly, she can't go out to meet clients anymore. She can only stay in the office to collect documents, type Make a report or something. Then Li Bu went to the general manager's office to propose that she temporarily take over Liu Shuangshuang's job and make profit and loss reports for everyone... Let go!"

With the fork in her mouth, Cai Cai licked the cheese on it vigorously, and even Xiao Yu's hand holding the fork followed her movements to absorb it, looking extremely obscene.

"Are you telling me, are you good at speaking?" Xiao Yu was so angry that his whole body tensed up.Of course, it may not be angry, but anxious.

Cai Cai blinked his eyes pretending to be innocent: "Well, don't you have any idea?"

"Very good." Xiao Yu put down the fork, put it next to her ear, and blew in gently, "Woman, you have successfully aroused my sexual interest."

"Hahaha, don't, don't, don't, in broad daylight, people come and go, talking about business, talking about business," Cai Cai smiled happily, "Then is Xiaoxiao still doing sales? What about the previous customers? "

Xiao Yu glanced at the passers-by around her, and sighed regretfully: "That's the problem. Because the assistant's job is only temporarily accepted, so in terms of business, there is no restriction on her."

"Isn't that the same as Liu Shuangshuang?"

"It's not just the same, it's even more stable. There's a difference between me begging for others and being begged for me."

"Will it affect us?" Cai Cai looked at the few cake crumbs left in the corner of Xiao Yu's mouth, and suddenly felt that somewhere in his body, he was very hungry.

"As long as we don't become the next Liu Shuangshuang..." Xiao Yu continued.

Cai Cai stood up and interrupted her: "Leave them alone, let's go home first."