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On the morning of the first day of the new year, before dawn, Cai Cai and Xiao Yu woke up, or didn't sleep at all.Novel gadgets always bring novel experiences, and novel experiences always make people excited. They have been excited for the whole night. If it wasn’t for Cai Cai’s mother who slept next door to send a message to let the two of them restrain themselves, they would Probably will continue to be excited.

Cai Cai made a good start and taught Xiao Yu a way of playing that can only be understood but cannot be explained in words. Xiao Yu's strong learning ability really made Cai Cai stunned.Oh no, it was tongue biting, because she almost couldn't control biting her tongue to kill herself when she reached the high point.

This is probably the so-called cool to death.

So knowledge is power. Mr. Gorky's famous saying is: Human genius is just a spark, if you want to make it a blazing flame, you have to learn!study!

Cai Cai is always learning.Since watching the first short film 8 years ago, she has been learning continuously. Every time she unlocks a new knowledge point, she feels like opening the door to a new world, and she is very happy.

The times are developing rapidly, science and technology are changing with each passing day, and the technology of human love is also constantly innovating.She remembered that this kind of toy appeared in a movie called "Love God Don't Bite Me" 4 years ago. At that time, the shape was very simple, just a small ball without a head or a tail.Then in the second year, it began to become longer, and in the third year, it began to bend. Today, there are all kinds of side thorns and bumps.

Cai Cai once hoped that one day she could buy all these toys back and have a good time with the girl she loves. For this reason, she spent a lot of time studying hard during the long days of being single, what poses, how much effort to use, and how to use her head Which direction to turn, how to flap the tail, all are clearly remembered in the small book, thinking about it, so that we will not waste each other's precious energy when playing.

So, when last night's dream came true, she really knew the best way to use each little one, every clever design, and hidden secret pleasure.

Xiao Yu was amazed by Cai Cai's youth and maturity, and also marveled at her bed/work skills.But after all, I am an old ginger, and after eating a few more years of rice, I will naturally not give up easily.

So the two of you fight over each other, you come and go, you sing and I come on stage, and they get along very happily, with a sweet tacit understanding.

Watching others play, playing with yourself, playing with others with yourself, and playing with yourself with others are four completely different experiences.And on this charming night, Cai Cai finally experienced everything.

Very exciting.

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After eating glutinous rice balls, the whole family rushed to Wenshu Monastery excitedly.

Originally, Cai Cai didn't want to go, but she only played with 12 of the 5 kinds of toys, not even halfway through!The good time cannot be wasted on meaningless things like praying to God and worshiping Buddha.

But when Cai Cai's mother said jokingly: "If you don't go, I will play last night's recording to Xu's mother and the others."

Cai Cai immediately succumbed to her coercion.

I have to say that there are too many people coming to Wenshu Monastery on the first day of the Lunar New Year. A group of people walk for 1 minute and stop for 3 minutes. .The old lady was so squeezed that it was difficult to breathe, and she almost lost her breath. They had no choice but to help her to the side to rest.

Xiao Yu and Cai Cai wanted to seek marriage wholeheartedly, so they bid farewell to the others and went to find a lottery.But the crowd was crowded, not to mention the lottery, even the statue of the Buddha was almost invisible.

"Forget it, I don't think we can get the lottery today, so let's go and buy a few peach puffs to fill our stomachs." Cai Cai said with a sigh.

The palace peach cake and anhydrous honey cake in Wenshu Monastery are super delicious. They are so delicious that they fly to the sky.The cakes in his family do not add water and put very little sugar, so they are not sweet, but they are super fragrant. Once you bite into them, your mouth will be filled with the aroma of baked eggs. Cai Cai can eat two catties in one sitting.

"We can't get in now, and we can't get back." Xiao Yu took her hand, afraid that she would get lost, "It doesn't matter whether you ask for it or not. If you sign it well, we will thank it. fuck it."

"If I had known this, I might as well have stayed at home and played games." Cai Cai muttered in a low voice.

Old Xiao Yu blushed: "Don't worry, I'll be back in the afternoon."

The two laughed and laughed for a while, and the long line finally started to move forward slowly.About half an hour later, they came to the main hall, bought 500 yuan of incense, and were about to line up for worship when they suddenly saw a familiar figure at the corner.

"Liu Shuangshuang?" Cai Cai squeezed Xiao Yu's sleeve vigorously.

Xiao Yu naturally also saw it: "It's really a narrow road to Yuanjia."

Before the words finished, Liu Shuangshuang just raised her head.

"Hey, isn't this Director Xiao?" She was stunned for half a second, and then she smiled pretendingly, "It seems that we are really destined, and we can meet in this pure place of Buddhism." Just finished speaking, and Seeing Cai Cai next to Xiao Yu, "Yo, Cai Cai is here too, why, accompany the leader to offer incense?"

Her tone was sarcasm, and her eyes met the two women directly, without any fear.

Cai Cai originally wanted to roll his eyes at her, but he felt that it was impolite to be so rude in front of the Buddha, and was afraid of being blamed, so he suppressed the troubled eyeballs and pursed his mouth irritably.

At this time, Xiao Yu said: "Sister Shuangshuang, long time no see. I heard that you have made great progress after leaving Sichuan Medical Equipment. Now you are Mr. Liu who is under one person and above ten thousand people. I am so happy and congratulated."

Liu Shuangshuang smiled proudly: "How do you know how big the outside world is if you don't get out of the cage? Director Xiao, I also know your skills. When do you want to leave Sichuan Medical Equipment? Squeak, the door of my Kangsheng Group will always be for you open."

"So Sister Shuangshuang is here to fulfill her wish today?" Xiao Yu pretended to be strange and asked.

"What wish?"

"Didn't you come here last year to make a wish, hoping to find a good next home after being exiled by the company?"

"Bah! You are the ones here to fulfill your vows!"

"That's right, we are here to fulfill our wish. Last year, we asked the Buddha to help expel the villain. No, thanks to the Buddha's spirit, he immediately sent away the God of Plague, so on the first day of the new year, we came to fulfill our wish." Xiao Yu Said so eloquently that Cai Cai almost twitched with laughter.

However, after this pumping, I found out, it seems?where?wrong?My God, the two are still holding hands!And it's the kind of grip with fingers clasped together, it's just...romantic!But right now, Liu Shuangshuang is still facing each other, this kind of romance will become a murderous sword!

Cai Cai was in a bad mood, and was about to pull out her hand, but Liu Shuangshuang actually noticed her daze, and then followed her gaze all the way down...

"Yo yo yo~~~~" Her voice suddenly raised eight degrees.

Yo mom!Cai Cai got up in a blaze of flames, stopped pumping her hand, and immediately replied: "Sister Shuangshuang likes to sing rap in the temple? Comes with background music and smoke effects, right?"

At that time, the Great Compassion Mantra had just ended, and the confession had just begun. Liu Shuangshuang's voice was caught between the two musics, and the "yo" came at the right time.

Xiao Yu burst out laughing "Pu Chi", thinking that this girl is really too cute.

Liu Shuangshuang's face turned green with anger: "You!"

Just as he was about to scold people, a young monk suddenly emerged from the crowd with great difficulty, and saluted Liu Shuangshuang solemnly: "Almsgiver, in the quiet place of Buddhism, no loud noises are allowed. Please keep a solemn heart and be sincere." Worship the Buddha..."

"Respect to your sister! Why don't you talk about her!" She pointed at Cai Cai angrily.

"I was wrong." Cai Cai quickly bowed his head to admit his mistake, returned the salute to the little monk Shi Shiran, and then said softly, "I was rude in front of the Buddha. I have committed a sin. Please forgive me, little master."

The little monk nodded, looked at Liu Shuangshuang again, and said clearly in his eyes, "Look at how sensible this little girl is, why are you still alive at such an old age?"

Liu Shuangshuang almost missed the answer.

"Forget it, let's not say a few words." Xiao Yu didn't want it to be difficult for a young monk, and the environment was indeed solemn and not suitable for making noise, so he raised his hand and patted Cai Cai's head, signaling her not to be naughty.

"Hmph, no wonder the marketing department took good care of her as soon as she came here, so the relationship is so close." Liu Shuangshuang opened her mouth to the extreme, she was in a state of bombardment anytime, anywhere, booming whenever she said, not caring about the time and occasion at all.

"Is Sister Shuang Shuang envious?" Xiao Yu smiled half a smile.

"Haha, envious? Envious of you two being gay?" Liu Shuangshuang said it loudly on purpose, wanting everyone around to see them, know them, and know these two "different" women.

Cai Cai almost rushed over to beat her up.

Xiao Yu dragged her back, hugged her in front of her, bowed her head, and kissed her openly in the crowd.

Liu Shuang's eyes were about to burst.

The little monk turned his head and kept chanting: "Amitabha, Amitabha..."

Some people around screamed in surprise, some people turned a blind eye, but none of this had anything to do with Cai Cai, because she heard Xiao Yu whispering in her mouth: "Just now I wanted to kiss you in front of the Buddha."

The team was still moving slowly, and did not stop because of the sudden intimacy of the two.There are only a few people watching, and even fewer people talking about it, not to mention that the two of them just talked to each other, and they were not too lingering.

"Shameless!" Liu Shuangshuang pouted angrily.

"Almsgiver, please be civilized and pray for blessings correctly." The little monk said weakly.He actually spoke very softly and his tone was normal, but in Liu Shuangshuang's ears, he seemed to be laughing at her arrogance, so his anger gradually grew, and then it became more and more intense.

suddenly!

She threw the incense candle in her hand to the ground with a "snap": "Pray for blessing with a hammer!"

The little monk was startled.

"This Xiang Laozi is not going!" She left the team after saying that, and was about to leave the hall.

Unexpectedly, there were too many people, and they all came in. She was small and weak, so it was really difficult to get out, so that she was still spinning around in place after being squeezed for a long time.

"Giving...the benefactor..." the little monk called again weakly.

"Shut up!" Liu Shuangshuang thought he was going to persuade her to burn incense, so she immediately yelled back.

"..." The little monk seemed hesitant to speak.

It took a long time for Liu Shuangshuang to finally squeeze out. Her clothes were in a mess, her bag was deformed, and there were countless footprints on her shoes.The lipstick is all squeezed, a long mark is pulled from the corner of the mouth to the temples, the hair is messed up like a chicken coop, the ponytail that was originally tied high is now attached to the back of the neck dejectedly, and countless flying hairs are flying in the air Accompanied by the curling Buddha smoke, it dances lightly.

Seeing this, the little monk shook his head helplessly, sighed, saluted Xiao Yu and Cai Cai again, and then walked out while muttering in a low voice: "Why do you have to squeeze through the main entrance? After offering incense, they all come from behind." The temple left..."