99 ways to win over your girlfriend

Xiao Yu held three incense sticks in his hand, with his left hand on top and his right hand on the bottom. He raised them high above his head, and bowed respectfully to the Buddha statue.The incense burner was almost full of tourists, so she had no choice but to find a more remote location, and then inserted the incense steadily.

Cai Cai followed behind her, followed the same procedure, and was led into the hall again, ready to kowtow.

Cai Cai is actually an atheist, but she feels that, believe it or not, it is always right to have a humble heart.The world is big, if you treat anyone with sincerity, anyone will treat you with sincerity, and if the other party is not sincere...just ignore it.

So Cai Cai is always cheerful and sees everything bright, even Liu Shuangshuang... Oh no, Liu Shuangshuang is still very annoying.

The two knelt on the futon, put their hands together and raised them above their heads. After 2 seconds, go all the way down, stop at the mouth, and start to make a wish.Cai Cai had only one wish, and she finished it quickly. After finishing, she was secretly curious, so she secretly opened her eyes, turned her head, and glanced at Xiao Yu beside her.

As I said earlier, Cai Cai is an expert in identifying mouth shapes, so this time his skills will come in handy.

"He Caicai...walked...every day...to old age...I...let you rely on..."

Let me rely?Cai Cai was overjoyed, and almost couldn't help but hugged her and gave her a hard bite.But fortunately, she held back, not to mention the solemn and solemn Buddha in front of her, but the thousands of pairs of anxious eyes behind her... She blushed, lowered her head, and her body seemed to be covered with honey, sweet from the outside to the inside.

However, when you get old, you may not be able to rely on it.She started thinking wildly.Then I started to recall how old was the oldest girl in the movies I had seen?Well, it seems that I need to strengthen my training in the future, so that when I get old, I can continue to shoulder the... mission of Baby Yu.

The two came out from the apse, Cai Cai's face was bright red.

"What's wrong? Is it very hot?" Xiao Yu took out a tissue and was about to wipe her sweat, but found that there was no sweat to wipe.

Cai Cai didn't tell her that it was because she had a lot of memories of the film just now, and now her body was involuntarily hungry and thirsty.

So she quickly changed the subject and said, "Do you think Liu Shuangshuang will spread the news about us? Although she is not popular, there must be her eyeliner in the company. If others find out..."

"Know what?" Xiao Yu pretended to be confused.

"Know that we are a couple!"

"We were originally a couple."

"...That's right."

"And, do you think there is anyone in the company who doesn't know?" Xiao Yu laughed jokingly.

"Eh?"

"I know you are a frequent visitor to my office..."

"Eh???"

"Haha, just kidding."

Not to tease her.The two are tired of being together every day, saying that it is office work, but it can also be considered flirting.Occasionally having lunch together, Cai Cai came in with a bento, clean and bright, and went out brightly red, and stayed for 2 hours.One hour to eat, what about another hour?sleeping?What's more, when you leave, the house is full of honey fragrance and traces all over your body, what else is there to hide?

Although Xiao Yu didn't make it public, he never planned to hide it.

……

From the second day of junior high school, I visited relatives every festive season.

This year's relatives are different from usual. In addition to my own relatives, there are also relatives of my daughter-in-law's family.Xiao Yu originally didn't want to be so formal, but Cai Cai liked this kind of activity of eating a hundred meals, and Mrs. Yang and Aunt Xu often added chicken legs to her in private, just to let Xiao Yu cooperate well.

So the two girls tossed back and forth at the Xiao family, the Xu family, the Cai family and Zhong's house. They got up at 7 o'clock every day, went out at 9 o'clock, and returned home at 22 o'clock, so that Cai Cai was stunned for 5 days from the second day to the sixth day. Research the remaining 7 toys.

Visiting relatives is a technical job. You have to hold your smile on your face, and your bladder has to hold your urine.Cai Cai wanted to make Xiao Yu look good, and because he took the benefits of Mrs. Yang, he opened his mouth as if he had opened his mouth, coaxing the elders of the Xiao family to smile from ear to ear.

The Cai family and the Zhong family were even more exaggerated. Seeing Xiao Yu was like seeing a real son-in-law, so affectionate that they almost put her head in the meat basin.

"Don't, don't, don't," Cai Cai's mother hurried forward to stop this group of relatives who were about to do bad things with good intentions, "Xiao Yu doesn't like meat, unlike Cai Cai."

As a result, the relatives turned around and put Cai Cai's head in the meat basin.

In short, the past few days are really exhausting, so tired that the two girls have no strength to do a good deed every day.They dragged their exhausted bodies home, took a bath, went to bed, lay down on the corpse, at most hugged, hugged, kissed... Well, at most they were kissed, and then fell asleep.

After finally making it to the seventh day of the lunar new year, I thought I wouldn’t have to go out today and I could rest at home. Unexpectedly, it was barely past 7 o’clock, and the two girls woke up.

Ah, the damn biological clock.

Cai Cai looked at the dark ceiling and couldn't help but sigh: "It's finally over."

Xiao Yu also sighed: "It's finally started."

Cai Cai raised her beautiful eyes: "Baby Yu is complaining that my husband hasn't favored you these few days?"

Xiao Yu chuckled lightly: "The husband is planning to make it up to me?"

Cai Cai's heart felt sweet when he heard this, and with a little force on his elbows, he immediately stood up and said, "I would like to serve Madam."

Unexpectedly, Xiao Yu had been prepared for a long time, and with a bend of his knee, he pushed against an indescribable place: "Go down."

Eh? ? ?

Before Cai Cai could react, Xiao Yu did a sit-up, and the former slid into her arms.

Good waist strength!

"It's been really hard for you these few days." Xiao Yu smiled and kissed her on the forehead, but his tone was obviously not right.

"No hard work, no hard work," Cai Cai sensed that there was something in her words, waved his hands quickly, and said with a shy face, "I am happy when my daughter-in-law is happy. For my daughter-in-law, no matter how hard it is, it is worth it."

Xiao Yu chuckled, stretched out her index finger, and raised her chin: "Tell me, how much benefit have you received?"

"What, what's the benefit... I don't understand." Cai Cai started to play dead as soon as he closed his eyes.

Xiao Yu snorted: "If you are dishonest, don't blame me for being dishonest." As he spoke, he began to knead the dough with his hands, and the bees began to collect nectar on his knees.

"Yeah~~~" Cai Cai was being dragged so much that he felt extremely uncomfortable, "Yeah, not much, they just want to go through the process~~~"

"Procedure?" Of course Xiao Yu didn't believe it, "Report the number."

"Don't report it! I received the red envelope with my ability! Hey~~~ hiss~~~ report it~~~ people report it~~~" Cai Cai couldn't bear the tingling numbness in his bones, and the itch came from something indescribable The place goes straight to the brainstem, "The eldest aunt gave 800, the second aunt gave 600, and the fourth aunt gave 2000..."

"anything else?"

"No~~~ah!" Cai Cai felt that he was invaded by something strange.

"Honey, let's see if it's your stubbornness or my little snowman's stubbornness." Xiao Yu smirked, and the small electric motor in his hand started to work "beep beep".

Suddenly, a beam of golden light flashed in Cai Cai's mind, and an angel was flying.Her legs began to tremble, and her hands unconsciously scratched around, unable to do so at the moment.

"Say it?" Xiao Yu shook the snowman's tail more vigorously.

"Aunt Liu gave [-], and Grandma Yang gave [-]!" Cai Cai panted heavily and almost cried.

"Yo, you're called Liugu?" Xiao Yu pressed the pause button, leaned over and kissed her on the face, "It's ok, Xiao Caicai, I dare to sell my wife to save money for my own house." Her smile became brighter, and her legs became tighter Moist hair, while torturing others, I was also tortured to the point of being uncontrollable.

"The matter of the couple, how can it be sold, called... ah!"

"Screaming?" Xiao Yu smiled mischievously, "Then you have to scream hard." As he said that, he threw the little thing in his hand and went to battle in person, using three prongs of mouth, hands and legs, which not only freed his lover, but also made him cry. Free yourself……

The accumulation of desires for five days directly led to the scrapping of the sheets.At first there were a few small holes, then it was torn into strips, and in the end, it was so wet that water could be wrung out.Cai Cai felt like she was rolling in a mud puddle, and there was no perfect place on her body, either sore, sore, wet, or sticky.

The hair sticks to the face, I don't know whether it's sweat or water, and I don't know whose sweat or water it is.She only knew that she had been completely squeezed dry, so dry that she couldn't even drool.She was very tired and wanted to sleep, but her body was wet and cold, she was very uncomfortable, and she was tired and tired, so she called Xiao Yu: "Baby Yu~~~ Take me to take a bath~~~ "

Xiao Yu's situation at this time is worse than hers, not better, not to mention hugging, even if she wants to move her fingers, she probably needs to rest for another 5 minutes.

"Hey, wait a minute." She said with difficulty.I also blame myself, I was too...excited just now, which caused me to lose my strength now.But it takes courage to admit that she is not good enough. She doesn't want to lose face in front of the woman she loves, so she quickly changed the subject and said, "Daughter-in-law, should we take a wedding trip?"

"Travel?" Cai Cai moved his eyeballs.

"Yes, it's hard to have a long vacation. If you just eat, sleep and visit relatives, wouldn't you let down this great vacation?"

"Okay, okay," Cai Cai immediately responded positively when he heard it, "The feeling of having sex in the green mountains and green waters is definitely different from that in the blue sea, and there are also Gobi deserts and mirages..."

"Why don't you go to heaven?" Xiao Yu was angry and funny.

"It's fine in the sky too. Didn't we watch "Love in the Air" on the plane?" Cai Cai's eyes began to shine.

Xiao Yu was defeated by her: "Then is there any place you particularly want to go?"

"Yes, I have!"

"where?"

"Red, light, district."