99 ways to win over your girlfriend

Cai Cai finally understood, this Zheng Xiaohua wanted to pretend to be her girlfriend!That... definitely won't work.However, thinking of Zheng Xiaohua's kindness towards her and Xiao Yu in the previous turmoil, she was always grateful for that.

So she walked up to the short-haired girl and said to her righteously: "Girl, don't use force to chase girls. You are not a man. There is no place where you will be congested, and there is no place where you can't help it. So what are you in a hurry for? As the saying goes Well done, know yourself and the enemy, draw it slowly, only slowly can you draw it, you know?"

Short-haired girl: "???"

"Usually read less novels, don't flirt, don't be impulsive, if you really can't do it yourself, why force others? Even if you are strong, you don't have a G-spot in your fingers, and you won't ejaculate anything strange. Instead, you will work hard , Tiring myself and pleasing others, the loss outweighs the gain.”

Short-haired girl: "??????"

Seeing that the girl didn't respond, Cai Cai felt that he had already won a big victory, so he gestured OK to Zheng Xiaohua, indicating that she was done, and then patted his butt, ready to leave.

"Cai Cai..." Zheng Xiaohua felt a headache.

"You're welcome. Seeing injustice, you should draw your sword to help." Cai Cai thought she wanted to thank her, so he waved his hand modestly, then patted her on the shoulder in a friendly way and said, "If she harass you again, call the police. Call 110." After speaking, he turned around and left without thinking about it.

Seeing that she really sent herself away like this, Zheng Xiaohua couldn't help being angry and funny.She nodded slightly at the short-haired girl, and the latter understood, and immediately hugged her.

"Grass mud horse, why are you yelling at me, you yelling at her!" Zheng Xiaohua was about to go crazy.

"Oh," the short-haired girl withdrew her hand in distress, scratched her head, and caught up with Cai Cai in three steps and two steps, and was about to reach out...

"Boom"!

The short-haired girl was caught off guard and fell over her shoulder.

What the fuck? ? ?

In fact, Cai Cai didn't realize it yet, she just made this action subconsciously, instinctively preventing others from eating her own tofu.

"Ouch~~~" The short-haired girl fell to the ground, wailing.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Cai Cai ran over in a hurry, wanting to help her, but also afraid of encountering Pengci, and even more afraid of being pressed against the wall by her like Zheng Xiaohua, then what should I do!All of a sudden, the situation was chaotic, anxious, panicked, and only wanted to find Xiao Yu.

right!Find Xiao Yu!Cai Cai's eyes lit up: "Girl, lie down and don't move! I'll go find my family!" After speaking, he ran away, leaving the short-haired girl on the ground wanting to cry without tears, staring at Zheng Xiaohua beside her. shine.

It's okay, it's amazing, it's amazing, Zheng Xiaohua looked at the back of the one who fled in a hurry, and felt that she seemed to like her more.

"Eldest sister, next time you chase after a girl and fuck yourself, please. I'm old and my body is weak, so I can't stand this kind of toss." The short-haired girl grinned in pain. She rubbed her arms and stood up while moaning. Complain, but Zheng Xiaohua is at a loss.

……

Cai Cai was looking for Xiao Yu wholeheartedly in the dappled light.At this time, it was approaching late at night, and the people in the bar gradually became denser. Cai Cai saw all kinds of handsome T-beauties in every corner of the dance floor. crackling.

Cai Cai has already experienced the Spring Festival once, and she no longer had the excitement and surprise she had before. She lowered her head all the way, passing through all kinds of moaning and noise, calmly, without changing her face, as if she was undergoing a purification process. Spiritual journey.

She passed a lot of people, some were super handsome and super attractive and looked hard to get close to; there were also super beautiful and super glamorous ones who sat there smoking and drinking alone and acted like no one would come to talk to me.But more are ordinary people, that is, those who are neither ugly nor beautiful, just like thousands of you, me, and her, who usually go to and from work, go to school, and come to play at night. Find your truest self.

However, why only at night, in such a strange place, dare to release his original appearance?We are all just little ordinary people... Thinking of this, Cai Cai felt inexplicably sad, and his heart also became heavy.

The farther you go in the middle, the fewer people there are, and most of them drink and watch alone at a table.Probably all the couples went to the corner, Cai Cai thought, after all, the darker the light, the more my heart flutters~~~ She was suddenly glad that she found a corner position as soon as she came, which means she and Xiao Yu?Yes or no?also can?Eh?good idea!

As she was walking, suddenly a little girl blocked her way: "Beauty, do you want to drink?"

Cai Cai looked up.Ouch, I go, she takes back her previous thoughts about ordinary people.This little kid doesn't look like an ordinary person at first sight!Have you graduated from junior high school yet?Small in stature, his palm-sized face was painted with extremely inappropriate heavy makeup, which looked weird.

"I don't drink with minors." Cai Cai said seriously.

"I'm 17." The little girl leaned on her while talking.

"I'm 27." Cai Cai deliberately lied about his age.

"...I'll go!" The little girl immediately stood up straight and spat lightly, "Auntie, are you here to reminisce about your youth?"

Cai Cai? ? ?

The little girl left quickly, and took back the small note with the phone number in her hand, leaving Cai Cai with a haughty back.

However, soon, she saw her in another place...beside Xiao Yu.

Hey, it seems that this little girl is quite good at learning Chinese. She knows how to cast a wide net, catch more fish, and choose the best ones!

Cai Cai quietly leaned over and heard Xiao Yu say, "I have a girlfriend."

"Then do you mind having one more?"

"mind."

"My skills are very good~~~" the little girl said, raising her hand, as if she wanted to touch Xiao Yu's thigh.

"Fuck!" Cai Cai got up in a rage.

Fortunately, Xiao Yu quickly got out of the way.

"Girl, don't be like this, it's getting late, go home and do your homework." She said calmly, with the tone of a caring elder sister.

"You are my homework~~~" The little girl still didn't give up, and continued to lean on her.

Xiao Yu continued to hide.

The two of them were like eagles catching chickens, one kept leaning against each other, and the other kept hiding. In less than half a minute, they circled a table.

"Beauty, don't be afraid, I will be very gentle~~~" The little girl thought she was playing hard to get, and she was so excited immediately, "Let's play in the aisle, it's very hidden, your girlfriend won't find out~~ ~" Her tone was soft and cute, but the words she spoke were full of passion/desire.

Cai Cai was so embarrassed that she was about to commit cancer, she walked over quickly, picked up her collar and threw it aside: "Please stay away from my wife."

The little girl turned her head: "Yo, it's Auntie."

Cai Cai? ? ?

The little girl turned around and said to Xiao Yu: "Beauty, don't be fooled by her, she is 27 years old! An old woman, not as strong as me, you..."

"I like it." Xiao Yu said, walking up to Cai Cai with a smile, wrapping her arms around her little man's waist, bowing her head for a sweet and deep kiss.

Cai Cai didn't know her purpose, so he immediately hugged her and responded eagerly.

The little girl's eyeballs were about to pop.

When the two parted reluctantly, they realized that the little girl hadn't left yet.

"Have you seen enough?" Cai Cai's tone was not very good.She actually called me an old woman!It is tolerable or unbearable!

"It's not that good," the little girl curled her lips, "If I were you, she would already be taking off her pants by now."

"Take off your pants?"

"Yes, it means that your kissing skills are not good enough to arouse people's sexual interest."

"..." Cai Cai felt that his brain had probably lost his mind, and that's why he discussed this kind of issue with her here.

"Besides, you just look at it, and I'm attacking you!" The little girl still looked troubled, her eyes glanced at Xiao Yu from time to time, as if she felt that it was a pity that such a beautiful woman should be paired with Cai Cai.

Cai Cai? ? ?

At this time, the music in the venue suddenly stopped, and then a delicate voice sounded in the hall: "Next, it's time for us to play once a night, once a night~~~"

"Yeah!" the little girl screamed.

Xiao Yu also seemed to be faintly excited.

"What's wrong?" Cai Cai asked.

"The game session has begun." Sitting on the high stool, Xiao Yu hugged Cai Cai into his arms, resting his chin on her shoulder, and said passionately, "It's very exciting to move every day."

Soon, Cai Cai knew what the wonderful daily movement she was talking about was.

A young lady with gorgeous makeup and a sexy dress came slowly from the dark place and stood in the middle of the dance floor. Countless colored beams hit her, which was extremely dazzling.

"Everyone~~~ The much-anticipated daily movement has started again~~~ Today, the boss has said something, and there will be gifts for participation! The first prize is a set of a certain Lace family's cherished suit, worth 1999 yuan~~~ The second prize is a pair of lace pajamas, worth 699 yuan~~~ The third prize is a special wine set for lace, 199 yuan! Participation award..." She paused, her eyes glanced at Cai Cai intentionally or unintentionally And Xiao Yu, "Boss Lin kisses one~~~"

"Pfft..." Cai Cai spat out a mouthful of lemonade.

"As for the content~~~ It was widely acclaimed last Christmas when we were together, and we got along with each other!"

"Ah!!!" There were screams from the audience.

"What the hell?" Cai Cai felt extremely lustful when he heard the humiliation.

"The name of the game," Xiao Yu explained with a smile, "When a couple kisses on stage, put a tissue under it. After 10 minutes, the one whose tissue is wetter and wetter will win."

"So exciting?" Cai Cai's eyes lit up all of a sudden.