99 ways to win over your girlfriend
Chapter 138 Suicide
"Come here to play! Unreserved! Full firepower! Show your love!" The host was full of enthusiasm, and the encouragement and agitation in his tone made people's blood boil.
Soon there were girls of different styles, laughing, crowding around, rushing to the stage.
"One pair, two pairs," Cai Cai counted excitedly, "seven pairs, eight pairs! Baby Yu, nine pairs!"
I don’t know if it’s because the prizes were set so generously this time that everyone’s enthusiasm was mobilized. Soon, ten couples stood in the center of the stage, and many of the slow-moving couples who didn’t get on the stage just felt at ease in the audience. People who eat melons.
The host walked up to the first couple with a pulp-colored tissue.
"Who caught it~~~" She asked in a coquettish voice, the tissue was swept over and flicked over the other's face, making Cai Cai's heart itch.
The two girls looked like Zhuer who often participated in such activities. Facing the host's molestation, they didn't have any stage fright at all. They just looked at each other and then smiled.
"I'll do it." The short girl said, then grabbed the tissue in the host's hand, and put it into the subject's pants under the eyes of everyone.
Subject: "???"
"Hahahahaha!!!" There was a burst of laughter from the audience.
Followed by a second pair.
"I'll do it." The short-haired handsome T took the lead to take the flat tissue.
Her partner quickly clutched the corner of her skirt.
"Fool." Shuai T gently rubbed her little head, and then firmly sandwiched the tissue between his pants.
"Okay!" The audience cheered one after another, and some people clamored to buy her a drink.
There were a few more couples in the back, because of the angle, Cai Cai couldn't see clearly, only heard the voice of the host back and forth between the venues, and the laughter of some onlookers intermittently.
then.
"Everyone on their seats~~~" The host waved his hand, "Get ready! Let's go!"
Accompanied by a burst of explosive music, the heads of 10 couples on the stage quickly got together.There was warm applause from the crowd, cheering, cheering and cheering one after another. People's enthusiasm almost toppled the roof.
"Oh, it's so embarrassing to kiss in public!" Cai Cai sighed while trying to stretch his neck to look at the stage, for fear of missing any wonderful details.
"You seem to be looking forward to it?" Xiao Yu took a sip of his wine, his eyes were faintly red.
"No, I don't want others to see what you look like." Cai Cai lightly kissed her face with a smile.
"Then what if you can't see it?" Xiao Yu put down his wine glass.
"Eh?"
"Now, it's just right." Xiao Yu said, hugging the fragrant and soft beauty into his arms, buried his head, and started wanton conquest in the latter's mouth.
……
This year passed quickly and happily.The two spent the last few days of leisure time eating and drinking together.
Although they didn't travel far, the two of them have already traveled all over the great rivers and mountains of the motherland in the process of soul interaction.They fly into the clouds, fall into the mountain stream, dip into the sea, and their souls go to heaven and earth, which is more exciting than any other travel.
Cai Cai would take Xiao Yu to eat some delicious food every day, such as Yaya rice in Bali Community, Tianbula behind Chengdu Restaurant, and Sange snail in Shuyuan Street.
In fact, Xiao Yu has eaten all of these, but she likes to watch Cai Cai introduce the dishes with great interest, and the look of anticipation on her face when she feeds herself.
On the first day of work after the new year, Cai Cai was dragged up by Xiao Yusheng.
"Hey, hurry up, I'm going to be late." While dressing this annoying little fairy, she coaxed her in a nice voice, "There is a morning meeting today, and I need roll call. If you are late, you will be deducted from the KPI~ ~~"
"I want to wear that white shirt from O's house!" Cai Cai tried to deliberately delay getting out of bed.
"It's this one." Xiao Yu pulled the collar tag to her eyes and shook it.
"...to go with MC's little black A skirt!"
"It's already taken out."
"Don't wear a ponytail! Give me a bun!"
"Okay, okay, you have the final say."
"What's for breakfast!"
"At the table, sandwiches and your favorite sun eggs."
"..." Well, let's get up obediently, Cai Cai sighed resignedly.
When I came to the company, it was still very early, Xiao Yu parked the car and Cai Cai went upstairs first.Open the door, turn on the lights, the familiar marketing department, the familiar office seat, but the familiar Yang Xiaoxiao on the opposite side is gone, and the domineering Liu Shuangshuang on the other end is also gone, even Minister Li... Eh?Cai Cai glanced across the minister's office...
what is that?Shaking? Shaking?
She walked over strangely.
... Fuck, blah, blah, blah!Mother!Mom save me!I want to go home!Cai Cai felt a buzzing in her head, and then it was empty, and then a burst of dizziness hit her face, she sat down on the ground, and subconsciously screamed: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah!"
As soon as Xiao Yu got out of the elevator, she heard Cai Cai's screams. She ran all the way and hugged Cai Cai who was sitting on the ground back and screaming.
"What's wrong?" She followed her gaze...
"Fuck."
In front of him was a pair of fat calves, swaying left and right under the pale light.
Xiao Yu quickly let go of Cai Cai, rushed up and hugged those dangling legs, and then yelled at Cai Cai: "Go call someone! Call 120!"
Cai Cai was still immersed in panic and didn't react.
"Hurry up! Call someone!" Xiao Yu's voice changed.
"Oh, good," Cai Cai got up tremblingly, and ran crookedly into the corridor, "Help, help, help, help!"
Soon someone followed in. Colleagues, leaders, men, women, security guards, everyone had never seen such a scene, and helped Xiao Yu put Minister Li to the ground while screaming.
Xiao Yu stretched out her hand and probed his breath.
fine.She breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately called a strong security guard: "You, come here quickly, and give him some CPR."
"What the hell?" The security guard looked confused.
"Press his chest!"
The security guard walked over obediently: "Where is the chest?"
"..." Xiao Yu wanted to hit someone after hearing this.
"I'm coming!" Another middle-aged man who looked like a leader quickly stepped forward, rolled up his sleeves and began to press without saying a word.
Seeing this, Xiao Yu took a deep breath and prepared to perform artificial respiration.
"Wait!" Cai Cai suddenly stopped her.
Before Xiao Yu looked up, he saw a thick straw handed in.
The kind that can suck pearls and taro balls.
"Use, use this..." Cai Cai knew that it was inappropriate to pay attention to these things at this time, but...she was indeed a selfish person.
"I'll do it!" The previous security guard knew what Xiao Yu was going to do when he saw the battle, so he immediately stood up and recommended himself, "Director Xiao, I will do this! We trained when we joined the job!" He seemed to feel that there was finally something When he could use his own space, he immediately knelt down on the ground and moved his mouth closer.
"Pinch your nose." Xiao Yu reminded him.
The security guard immediately pinched his nose.
"..." Xiao Yu felt that this person must have deserted during training.
Another person stepped forward and helped hold Minister Li's nose.
"Did you hit 120?" Xiao Yu asked.
"I did." Several people replied.
"I'm still angry, it shouldn't be long, maybe..." Xiao Yu frowned, as if he was doubting something.
But she didn't think for a long time, but turned to another security guard and said, "Go to the surveillance, check the visit records, and see what time Minister Li arrived at the company, and whether he went to other places on the way." Then They began to arrange other onlookers, "You, go and inform Director Wang of the general manager's office; you, call Teacher He; you, invite Manager Xiao to come over."
Soon the people around were almost dismissed, and then she turned to Cai Cai: "Wait, if someone asks you, we can talk about it."
"What's the matter?" Cai Cai asked.At this moment, she had already recovered from the great shock, and watched Xiao Yu calmly arrange things one by one, orderly and well-organized, she couldn't help admiring.
"Our matter," Xiao Yu repeated, "the matter of our living together."
Cai Cai obviously saw that the two people on the ground who were rescuing Minister Li paused at the same time.
"He's still angry. The strangle marks on his neck aren't too deep. He should have been hung up when you opened the door." Her voice wasn't loud, but it wasn't low enough that the three people on the ground could hear her.
"If you want to die, the 20-day long vacation, you can die hard any day, but today, before the morning meeting, when the whole company must be there." She smiled, her tone seemed Some irony, "I didn't expect to use this kind of method to bargain at such an age, it is also sad."
Cai Cai didn't understand what she meant, but he didn't need to.She sneaked around other people while Xiao Yu was talking, slipped into the minister's office, and then turned on the camera function of her phone to start taking pictures.
Just now Xiao Yu gave her a look.
"Whether he has thoughts or not, it has nothing to do with us. You go and see what he took away, erased, and record it, just in case."
This is the meaning of the look she deciphered.
As it turns out, she read it right.
Cai Cai has a good memory, which is her advantage.So she remembered that in the reception area on the right hand side of the door, there was a coffee table, and a small teapot was placed on the coffee table all the year round. It was very small and old, but Minister Li liked it very much.
And now, the teapot is gone.
Then she turned to Minister Lee's desk again.
Computer, keyboard, mouse, mouse pad, crystal pen holder, the company's outstanding cadre trophy... Wait, Cai Cai paused, there should be a leather notebook, right?She remembered that the cover of the notebook was very special, it was ground out of a whole piece of cowhide, and there was an old buffalo pattern in the middle.
Cai Cai likes beef very much, oh no, she probably likes beef very much, fried, fried, roasted, roasted, stewed, steak, beef tenderloin, beef offal, and snowflake fat beef... well, let’s go, anyway, she is very I like cows, so every time I come here, I will look at the notebook with cows, and then think about how the buffalo meat should be made to taste better.
But now, it's gone too.
Will it be put in a drawer?Cai Cai thought to himself, and then pulled the handle of the drawer.
locked.
Behind the desk is a row of towering bookcases, which contain some books and magazines about marketing.There was a thick layer of dust on the door and handle, and it looked like it hadn't been opened for a long time.
In fact, Minister Li's education level is not high, and Cai Cai has never seen him read books, periodicals and picture albums.He likes to play military chess and other games and watch movies about wars, but he absolutely doesn't like books, so he probably just went to the flea market to find some second-hand industry-related items and put them on the bookshelf as a prestige.
In short, when Cai Cai's camera turned around, it seemed that this place was the same as before, and no one cared about it, and there was nothing strange about it.
Finally, a corner.
There is a pot of green bird of paradise in the corner, with two big, orange flowers.The stamens are big, the petals are big, the leaves are big, and the branches are also big. Originally, Cai Cai was going to ignore this place. After all, potted plants can't be eaten...
But she suddenly thought of one thing.
Minister Li once talked to her, but the result was not pleasant, and when she left, she vaguely heard a woman crying from here.
Is the bonsai a woman?Obviously not; do plants cry?Prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony.
So Cai Cai walked over to the Bird of Paradise with his mobile phone and began to observe carefully.
The soil is real soil, the flowers are real flowers, and the leaves... Cai Cai stretched out his hand and pushed aside a huge leaf.
Then, she saw a handle.
The handle is very concealed, the same color as the wall, split, and so small that Cai Cai thought he was dazzled.
So she moved the phone closer and zoomed in.
It is indeed a lock.
Where there is a lock, there must be a door.she thought, and began to examine the surrounding walls.Sure enough, on the right side of the lock, there was a straight, straight gap.is the door.No wonder there is such a big world map hanging here, it should be to cover the gap between the door and the wall, right?
Cai Cai couldn't stop his excitement and curiosity.She gently held the doorknob and pulled it out... she didn't pull it.So he hurriedly put the phone aside, squatted down, and prepared to move the obstructing bird of paradise away.
The author has something to say: It took too long to change this chapter. I will update another chapter tonight, and I will update it tomorrow. I'm sorry, everyone.
Soon there were girls of different styles, laughing, crowding around, rushing to the stage.
"One pair, two pairs," Cai Cai counted excitedly, "seven pairs, eight pairs! Baby Yu, nine pairs!"
I don’t know if it’s because the prizes were set so generously this time that everyone’s enthusiasm was mobilized. Soon, ten couples stood in the center of the stage, and many of the slow-moving couples who didn’t get on the stage just felt at ease in the audience. People who eat melons.
The host walked up to the first couple with a pulp-colored tissue.
"Who caught it~~~" She asked in a coquettish voice, the tissue was swept over and flicked over the other's face, making Cai Cai's heart itch.
The two girls looked like Zhuer who often participated in such activities. Facing the host's molestation, they didn't have any stage fright at all. They just looked at each other and then smiled.
"I'll do it." The short girl said, then grabbed the tissue in the host's hand, and put it into the subject's pants under the eyes of everyone.
Subject: "???"
"Hahahahaha!!!" There was a burst of laughter from the audience.
Followed by a second pair.
"I'll do it." The short-haired handsome T took the lead to take the flat tissue.
Her partner quickly clutched the corner of her skirt.
"Fool." Shuai T gently rubbed her little head, and then firmly sandwiched the tissue between his pants.
"Okay!" The audience cheered one after another, and some people clamored to buy her a drink.
There were a few more couples in the back, because of the angle, Cai Cai couldn't see clearly, only heard the voice of the host back and forth between the venues, and the laughter of some onlookers intermittently.
then.
"Everyone on their seats~~~" The host waved his hand, "Get ready! Let's go!"
Accompanied by a burst of explosive music, the heads of 10 couples on the stage quickly got together.There was warm applause from the crowd, cheering, cheering and cheering one after another. People's enthusiasm almost toppled the roof.
"Oh, it's so embarrassing to kiss in public!" Cai Cai sighed while trying to stretch his neck to look at the stage, for fear of missing any wonderful details.
"You seem to be looking forward to it?" Xiao Yu took a sip of his wine, his eyes were faintly red.
"No, I don't want others to see what you look like." Cai Cai lightly kissed her face with a smile.
"Then what if you can't see it?" Xiao Yu put down his wine glass.
"Eh?"
"Now, it's just right." Xiao Yu said, hugging the fragrant and soft beauty into his arms, buried his head, and started wanton conquest in the latter's mouth.
……
This year passed quickly and happily.The two spent the last few days of leisure time eating and drinking together.
Although they didn't travel far, the two of them have already traveled all over the great rivers and mountains of the motherland in the process of soul interaction.They fly into the clouds, fall into the mountain stream, dip into the sea, and their souls go to heaven and earth, which is more exciting than any other travel.
Cai Cai would take Xiao Yu to eat some delicious food every day, such as Yaya rice in Bali Community, Tianbula behind Chengdu Restaurant, and Sange snail in Shuyuan Street.
In fact, Xiao Yu has eaten all of these, but she likes to watch Cai Cai introduce the dishes with great interest, and the look of anticipation on her face when she feeds herself.
On the first day of work after the new year, Cai Cai was dragged up by Xiao Yusheng.
"Hey, hurry up, I'm going to be late." While dressing this annoying little fairy, she coaxed her in a nice voice, "There is a morning meeting today, and I need roll call. If you are late, you will be deducted from the KPI~ ~~"
"I want to wear that white shirt from O's house!" Cai Cai tried to deliberately delay getting out of bed.
"It's this one." Xiao Yu pulled the collar tag to her eyes and shook it.
"...to go with MC's little black A skirt!"
"It's already taken out."
"Don't wear a ponytail! Give me a bun!"
"Okay, okay, you have the final say."
"What's for breakfast!"
"At the table, sandwiches and your favorite sun eggs."
"..." Well, let's get up obediently, Cai Cai sighed resignedly.
When I came to the company, it was still very early, Xiao Yu parked the car and Cai Cai went upstairs first.Open the door, turn on the lights, the familiar marketing department, the familiar office seat, but the familiar Yang Xiaoxiao on the opposite side is gone, and the domineering Liu Shuangshuang on the other end is also gone, even Minister Li... Eh?Cai Cai glanced across the minister's office...
what is that?Shaking? Shaking?
She walked over strangely.
... Fuck, blah, blah, blah!Mother!Mom save me!I want to go home!Cai Cai felt a buzzing in her head, and then it was empty, and then a burst of dizziness hit her face, she sat down on the ground, and subconsciously screamed: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah!"
As soon as Xiao Yu got out of the elevator, she heard Cai Cai's screams. She ran all the way and hugged Cai Cai who was sitting on the ground back and screaming.
"What's wrong?" She followed her gaze...
"Fuck."
In front of him was a pair of fat calves, swaying left and right under the pale light.
Xiao Yu quickly let go of Cai Cai, rushed up and hugged those dangling legs, and then yelled at Cai Cai: "Go call someone! Call 120!"
Cai Cai was still immersed in panic and didn't react.
"Hurry up! Call someone!" Xiao Yu's voice changed.
"Oh, good," Cai Cai got up tremblingly, and ran crookedly into the corridor, "Help, help, help, help!"
Soon someone followed in. Colleagues, leaders, men, women, security guards, everyone had never seen such a scene, and helped Xiao Yu put Minister Li to the ground while screaming.
Xiao Yu stretched out her hand and probed his breath.
fine.She breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately called a strong security guard: "You, come here quickly, and give him some CPR."
"What the hell?" The security guard looked confused.
"Press his chest!"
The security guard walked over obediently: "Where is the chest?"
"..." Xiao Yu wanted to hit someone after hearing this.
"I'm coming!" Another middle-aged man who looked like a leader quickly stepped forward, rolled up his sleeves and began to press without saying a word.
Seeing this, Xiao Yu took a deep breath and prepared to perform artificial respiration.
"Wait!" Cai Cai suddenly stopped her.
Before Xiao Yu looked up, he saw a thick straw handed in.
The kind that can suck pearls and taro balls.
"Use, use this..." Cai Cai knew that it was inappropriate to pay attention to these things at this time, but...she was indeed a selfish person.
"I'll do it!" The previous security guard knew what Xiao Yu was going to do when he saw the battle, so he immediately stood up and recommended himself, "Director Xiao, I will do this! We trained when we joined the job!" He seemed to feel that there was finally something When he could use his own space, he immediately knelt down on the ground and moved his mouth closer.
"Pinch your nose." Xiao Yu reminded him.
The security guard immediately pinched his nose.
"..." Xiao Yu felt that this person must have deserted during training.
Another person stepped forward and helped hold Minister Li's nose.
"Did you hit 120?" Xiao Yu asked.
"I did." Several people replied.
"I'm still angry, it shouldn't be long, maybe..." Xiao Yu frowned, as if he was doubting something.
But she didn't think for a long time, but turned to another security guard and said, "Go to the surveillance, check the visit records, and see what time Minister Li arrived at the company, and whether he went to other places on the way." Then They began to arrange other onlookers, "You, go and inform Director Wang of the general manager's office; you, call Teacher He; you, invite Manager Xiao to come over."
Soon the people around were almost dismissed, and then she turned to Cai Cai: "Wait, if someone asks you, we can talk about it."
"What's the matter?" Cai Cai asked.At this moment, she had already recovered from the great shock, and watched Xiao Yu calmly arrange things one by one, orderly and well-organized, she couldn't help admiring.
"Our matter," Xiao Yu repeated, "the matter of our living together."
Cai Cai obviously saw that the two people on the ground who were rescuing Minister Li paused at the same time.
"He's still angry. The strangle marks on his neck aren't too deep. He should have been hung up when you opened the door." Her voice wasn't loud, but it wasn't low enough that the three people on the ground could hear her.
"If you want to die, the 20-day long vacation, you can die hard any day, but today, before the morning meeting, when the whole company must be there." She smiled, her tone seemed Some irony, "I didn't expect to use this kind of method to bargain at such an age, it is also sad."
Cai Cai didn't understand what she meant, but he didn't need to.She sneaked around other people while Xiao Yu was talking, slipped into the minister's office, and then turned on the camera function of her phone to start taking pictures.
Just now Xiao Yu gave her a look.
"Whether he has thoughts or not, it has nothing to do with us. You go and see what he took away, erased, and record it, just in case."
This is the meaning of the look she deciphered.
As it turns out, she read it right.
Cai Cai has a good memory, which is her advantage.So she remembered that in the reception area on the right hand side of the door, there was a coffee table, and a small teapot was placed on the coffee table all the year round. It was very small and old, but Minister Li liked it very much.
And now, the teapot is gone.
Then she turned to Minister Lee's desk again.
Computer, keyboard, mouse, mouse pad, crystal pen holder, the company's outstanding cadre trophy... Wait, Cai Cai paused, there should be a leather notebook, right?She remembered that the cover of the notebook was very special, it was ground out of a whole piece of cowhide, and there was an old buffalo pattern in the middle.
Cai Cai likes beef very much, oh no, she probably likes beef very much, fried, fried, roasted, roasted, stewed, steak, beef tenderloin, beef offal, and snowflake fat beef... well, let’s go, anyway, she is very I like cows, so every time I come here, I will look at the notebook with cows, and then think about how the buffalo meat should be made to taste better.
But now, it's gone too.
Will it be put in a drawer?Cai Cai thought to himself, and then pulled the handle of the drawer.
locked.
Behind the desk is a row of towering bookcases, which contain some books and magazines about marketing.There was a thick layer of dust on the door and handle, and it looked like it hadn't been opened for a long time.
In fact, Minister Li's education level is not high, and Cai Cai has never seen him read books, periodicals and picture albums.He likes to play military chess and other games and watch movies about wars, but he absolutely doesn't like books, so he probably just went to the flea market to find some second-hand industry-related items and put them on the bookshelf as a prestige.
In short, when Cai Cai's camera turned around, it seemed that this place was the same as before, and no one cared about it, and there was nothing strange about it.
Finally, a corner.
There is a pot of green bird of paradise in the corner, with two big, orange flowers.The stamens are big, the petals are big, the leaves are big, and the branches are also big. Originally, Cai Cai was going to ignore this place. After all, potted plants can't be eaten...
But she suddenly thought of one thing.
Minister Li once talked to her, but the result was not pleasant, and when she left, she vaguely heard a woman crying from here.
Is the bonsai a woman?Obviously not; do plants cry?Prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony.
So Cai Cai walked over to the Bird of Paradise with his mobile phone and began to observe carefully.
The soil is real soil, the flowers are real flowers, and the leaves... Cai Cai stretched out his hand and pushed aside a huge leaf.
Then, she saw a handle.
The handle is very concealed, the same color as the wall, split, and so small that Cai Cai thought he was dazzled.
So she moved the phone closer and zoomed in.
It is indeed a lock.
Where there is a lock, there must be a door.she thought, and began to examine the surrounding walls.Sure enough, on the right side of the lock, there was a straight, straight gap.is the door.No wonder there is such a big world map hanging here, it should be to cover the gap between the door and the wall, right?
Cai Cai couldn't stop his excitement and curiosity.She gently held the doorknob and pulled it out... she didn't pull it.So he hurriedly put the phone aside, squatted down, and prepared to move the obstructing bird of paradise away.
The author has something to say: It took too long to change this chapter. I will update another chapter tonight, and I will update it tomorrow. I'm sorry, everyone.
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