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Cai Cai's slap did not fall, she actually wanted to scare the old woman.But the girl took it seriously, thinking that they were going to beat her mother, so she used all her strength to stand up, jump over, and threw An Ying down.

Cai Cai heard "dong" many times today, and this time it was the loudest.

After all, it is the weight of 2 people.

Oh no, 3.

Just as Cai Cai was in a daze, the old woman also rushed forward.

An Ying was firmly pressed to the ground by the two of them, unable to move.

Cai Cai became anxious all of a sudden.

Without any hesitation, bow legs, side arms, run-up, take-off!She slammed into the girl with all her might.

"Boom!" With a muffled sound, the girl was knocked out and fell to the ground.

Cai Cai didn't relax, and didn't stop at his feet, because there was a fatter thing on An Ying's body.

She jumped up, aiming at the old woman with another powerful impact!

...not bumped.

This is so embarrassing.

Seeing that the woman hit her daughter and wanted to hit her, the old woman couldn't help being furious, and slapped Cai Cai on the shoulder with her backhand.

Cai Cai staggered.

The shoulder... seems to be fractured.

it hurts.

But she can't back down!An Ying is still under pressure!So she resorted to the most primitive female instinct - pulling hair.

The old woman has curly hair, bad hair, and burly hair. She grabbed a lot of it, and Cai Cai grabbed it without saying a word, and then pulled it back desperately. The old woman howled like a pig: "Ah! Killing! Ah! Death! Ah! Help... Ah!"

Speaking of pulling hair, it is really an essential skill for women to fight - it is so easy to use.Cai Cai's stalwart body, which could not be shaken by diving + slamming, was dragged several meters away by this handful of hair.

It was these few meters that made An Ying stand up again, like an attacking female giant.She shook her neck, twisted her waist, clenched her fists and thumped the girl who was lying on the ground.

The girl's new injuries and old illnesses gathered together into a tower, she was dying, she was dying, and she had no power to fight back.

When the old woman saw this scene, how could she bear it?Immediately, she didn't care about her hair, and kept thumping forward to help her daughter.

Of course Cai Cai didn't let go, and even increased his strength.

"You melon woman!" In a rage, the old woman turned around and slapped Cai Cai on the face.

"Snapped!"

Cai Cai felt as if he had been hit by a lead pie, and his cheeks were swollen immediately.

This pain caused her to loosen her hand, and the old woman took advantage of the situation and kicked An Ying's calf.

An Ying's feet softened.

The old woman took the opportunity and struggled to bully her. Cai Cai came back to his senses and immediately grabbed her hair and pulled her back hard!

"Ouch!" The old woman wailed after being dragged to the ground by surprise.

An Ying's foot was also hard hit, and she didn't recover for a long time.

On the contrary, the girl took the opportunity to get some blood back, and she staggered up from the ground, finally stood up straight, and swung her heels to hit An Ying's waist ruthlessly!

An Ying was kicked a lot.

Cai Cai stretched out his hand to pull her.

The old woman hugged Cai Cai's feet.

With a sound of "dong", Cai Cai also fell down, face to the ground.

it hurts!Is the bridge of the nose broken?Cai Cai has [-] words of MMP in his heart.Immediately afterwards, there was another momentum from her back, her throat was sweetened, the blood in her chest was churning, and she almost couldn't breathe.

An Ying fell on her back.

Fuck, what about the agreed double-digit weight?

Cai Cai cursed in her heart, and then summoned all her strength to turn over vigorously, just in time to see the old woman spinning and jumping, and she also rushed towards this side with her eyes closed.

Cai Cai hurriedly picked up An Ying and rolled aside.

The old woman rushed to nothing.

It's better to come early than to come early.Cai Cai thought to herself.So he simply put out one foot and kicked her on the head twice "by the way".

The old woman was so angry that tears came out.

At this time, An Ying had already crawled to the side, and was pinching the girl's neck with both hands, shaking it from side to side; the girl was not to be outdone, and tightly pulled An Ying's hair, rambling.

The four people were lying on the ground sprawled and twisted into a ball, shouting and cursing endlessly, which was very spectacular.

……

This is what Mu Chen saw when he came out of the house wrapped in a bath towel.

He was shocked.

"What are you doing?"

Like a thunderbolt, the four girls stopped their hands one after another.

"Chen'er!" The old woman burst into tears as soon as she saw Mu Chen, "If you don't come out, your mother will be beaten to death by these two crazy women!"

Mu Chen hurried forward to help her up.

Cai Cai was very surprised.mom?His mother?Mu Chen the fuck?She subconsciously turned her head to look at An Ying.

An Ying's face turned darker.

"What's going on?" Mu Chen asked again, his brows were frowning, his face was very ugly.

"These two crazy women!" The old woman heard her son start to pursue, she immediately raised her voice and pointed at Cai Cai and An Ying and wailed, "They are crazy! For no reason, they hit everyone! Look, you Look! How did you beat me and your sister?" As he spoke, he lifted up his sleeves and pant legs to check the injury, "Look, here, it's all blue! Look, here, it's also swollen! And here , here, it was all kicked by that mother-in-law!"

Cai Cai's heart tightened.Fortunately, she couldn't see the top of her head... so she quickly curled up a large bunch of curly hair into a ball and hid it in her trouser pocket.

Mu Chen patted the old woman's hand, signaling her to calm down, and then walked aside to help the girl named Zao'er: "Sister, are you okay?"

Damn, he has a sister?Cai Cai glanced at An Ying again, and found that her face had darkened even more.

The girl leaned weakly on Mu Chen, looked at An Ying angrily, and did not speak.

Mu Chen also looked at An Ying.

"She did it first." An Ying said, understating it, as it should be.

"Bah!" The old woman spit at An Ying, "Fart damn!"

An Ying was a little annoyed.

Mu Chen said nothing.

"Believe it or not." An Ying said again.

"Trust me!" The old woman jumped eight feet high, "Son, let's ignore this crazy woman! Call the police! Don't let them run away!"

An Ying sneered: "Don't worry, I won't run away, I'm still waiting for you to call the police for an injury test."

The old woman was stunned.

"I know this place better than you." An Ying pointed to the ceiling and said, "That, that, that, three cameras, whoever makes the move first, it doesn't count if you say it." After that, she dusted off the dust on her body , "Since we want to call the police, please hurry up, Cai Cai and I, by the way, also have an injury check."

"..." The old woman opened her mouth but did not make a sound. She glanced at the girl uncertainly, who shook her head indistinctly.

"Cai Cai," Mu Chen suddenly turned to look at Cai Cai, "Long time no see."

Cai Cai never expected that he would greet her at such a time.

"Long time no see." She said, paused, and added, "Your sister did it first."

"Then you can't bully the elderly, right?" Mu Chen said.

What?Bully?who?the elderly?Cai Cai didn't react for a moment.

Fortunately, Anying reacted quickly: "Huh? An old man? Who is an old man?" She laughed out loud, "Your mother is faster than a dog and stronger than a bear, old man? I don't think so." .”

"Who the hell are you scolding!" The old woman stared, raising her hand and wanting to hit An Ying again.

"Mom!" Mu Chen hurriedly stopped her.

So the old woman's fist landed on Mu Chen's body, making several muffled bangs.

"Go away! What are you stopping me for? Didn't you hear her scolding me? Why are you stopping me if you don't beat her! You, you, you! Hey, why did I give birth to such a useless son like you!" She continued to thump and babble, yelling non-stop.

"Look, look at your mother's spirit," An Ying half-closed her eyes, and said sarcastically, "It would be polite to say that she is domineering, but why should we bully her? It's the virtue of her ancestors that she doesn't bully others. "

"An'an..." Mu Chen's face turned green from being stunned.

"That's right." Cai Cai quickly took over the conversation, "Look at my face, isn't it swollen? Your mother slapped it." Then he put his shoulder in front of him, "Shoulder, see, the bone is broken." Then Pointing to his nose... At this moment, Cai Cai suddenly felt a little wronged.

It's obviously just an individual, why did it become like this?

At this time, the girl spoke.

"What kind of grandson are you pretending to be?" She seemed to have regained a little strength, her tone was obviously much tougher than before, "You want to set up an archway after becoming a female cousin? Why don't you two go to heaven?" She glanced contemptuously at Cai Cai , then turned to Mu Chen and said, "They trespassed on private houses, I was acting in self-defense."

"Pfft..." Cai Cai almost spat out.

"I told you that you were taking a bath, but they still managed to break into the house. I had no choice but to push her lightly." The girl said it so seriously that Cai Cai almost believed it.

People are shameless and ghosts are afraid.

"Did you say one more thing?" An Ying couldn't stand people talking nonsense with their eyes open, "You just pushed lightly? Then if you push hard, I won't be able to hang up on the spot?"

"That's right." Cai Cai hurriedly added, "You girl, you're too ruthless. If it wasn't for An Ying's rough skin and thick flesh, you wouldn't have given her a concussion?"

"Who told you to go in?" said the girl.

"I shouldn't go in and get my own things? Or are you trying to embezzle my private property?" An Ying spoke plausibly.

"Your things?" The girl was taken aback for a moment, and then immediately realized.

"Your girlfriend?" she asked Mu Chen.

"What? Girlfriend?" The old woman flew into a rage when she heard this, "Get her out!" She pointed at An Ying, gnashing her teeth, with bruised veins, "My old Mu family will never let such a shrew in! Never!"

"Mom, we have already broken up." Mu Chen sighed.

"What? We broke up? Good, good! Good deal!" The old woman suddenly became happy, she spat at An Ying, and said triumphantly, "You deserve to be dumped! Shrew!"

An Ying gave her a blank look: "Old woman, please find out, I dumped your son, okay? If I had known that he had a mother like you, I wouldn't have had much sex with him in a day."

"You!" The old woman was annoyed.

"An'an..." Mu Chen hesitated to speak.

"Don't call me Laozi! Laozi is disgusting!" An Ying's brows were almost wrinkled.