99 ways to win over your girlfriend

This farce was full of devastation, everyone was injured, everyone felt wronged, but no one could explain the reason for it.

An Ying went into the house and messed around for a long time, but she really found something.

It's a ring, silver plated.

Cai Cai remembered that An Ying and Mu Chen bought this when they were dating for three months, Taobao goods, 2 yuan, [-] pieces, and free shipping.At that time, An Ying wore it every day, looking very foreign. After a few days, the silver on the surface was worn off, revealing the copper or iron inside, so she said happily again: "Look, I wear it with sincerity." .”

Then it really gets rusty.

Now that I think about it, it's really funny, we've been together for more than a year, and we're talking about getting married, but we don't even know that the other party has an older sister.

She must have been in a fake relationship.

……

Until they left, Mu Chen didn't explain, nor did he keep them.

An Ying cried angrily.

Life is a river with a fixed length. Some rivers are swift and gentle, while others are swift and long.The rush is because you like each other, and doing something you like with the person you like, the heartbeat will naturally speed up; the long time is because there are some uncertain waiting and unpredictable results, so the days are like years.In the beginning, I wanted to have everything; but in the end, I lost everything.

An Ying cried all the way from the dormitory to Sichuan Normal University.

She cried very strangely, not hoarsely, nor silently, just ordinary, ordinary, unreasonable, tears fell down her cheeks.

"Let's go eat beef noodles." Cai Cai suggested.

"Okay." An Ying cried and replied.

The full name of Niu Zan Noodles is Niu Zai Zan Noodles.His family makes noodles, and only makes hand-rolled noodles. The shop is small, but it is kept clean and tidy. There is an aunt at the door who beats the noodles all the year round, which is very eye-catching.

Cai Cai likes his Qishan simmered noodles. The noodles are green with vegetable juice and look very healthy.The taste is also good, with sourness in the spiciness, and a little sweetness in the mouth, very similar to the strange noodles of Niuwangmiao.

An Ying's signature beef noodles.This is the treasure of the Niu family's town store. It looks good and has a high rating. I have eaten Cai Cai once. How can I say it? Drink alone.Fortunately, An Ying's taste is heavy, but she thinks it's good, and Xianxiang is her favorite.

She still has many favorites, and Mu Chen used to be one of them.

But the taste will change after all. Now I like salty fragrance, and after a while I like garlic fragrance, as well as pepper fragrance, green onion fragrance, Huoxiang, stewed fragrance, and thirteen fragrances.If you eat cold noodles, the boss will always ask you if you want spicy or hot and sour. How come people only recognize one taste?

"I didn't even know he had a sister." An Ying said while sobbing.

"Then you know he has a mother?"

"Ah?" An Ying was stunned by Cai Cai's brain circuit.

"Haven't you asked?" Cai Cai was also surprised.

"Is there a need to ask? How do you ask? Do you have a mother?"

"correct."

"..." An Ying was speechless.

"You started talking about marriage without even knowing the basic family information of the other party?" Cai Cai found it very inconceivable.

An Ying was silent for a while: "I'm the one talking about marriage."

The noodles came quickly.

"Are you really here to find that ring?" Cai Cai asked again.

An Ying glared at her: "That crap doesn't even have enough travel expenses."

"Then you still..." Cai Cai regretted it as soon as she said the words, she just found an excuse to see, what is it, how much is it worth, what does it matter?

Sure enough, An Ying glared at her again: "You deserve it because you don't have a boyfriend."

"Neither have you."

"I want to have it."

"..."

"It's just... I really don't like him that much."

"Who?"

An Ying's eyes almost popped.

Cai Cai suddenly realized that she was talking about Yuan Yi.

"why?"

"I'm used to eating seafood porridge, and then white porridge..."

"Health care."

"Makes sense."

An Ying's appetite is not good today, and there is still half of a large portion left.

"Actually, I knew the result a long time ago." She said.

"What result? A fight?" Cai Cai picked up her noodle bowl, mixed it, and started to eat it.

"..."

"Then you should tell me earlier, so I can prepare it." Cai Cai said while eating, "This beef is really well cooked, very soft and sticky."

"..."

"But if you knew you were going to fight, you shouldn't be wearing a skirt. You can't use it at all!"

"you……"

"I'm fine. I didn't suffer badly."

"I……"

"Oh, you're in a bit of a bad situation." Having said that, Cai Cai looked up at her, "Is your head still hurting? Don't really get hit with a concussion."

"No, why are you eating my noodles?"

Cai Cai stopped what he was doing: "You... still eat?"

"I...why don't I eat?"

"...Misunderstanding, misunderstanding," Cai Cai hurriedly pushed the noodle bowl back in front of her, "You eat, you eat."

An Ying looked at the few pieces of dough in the bowl, the corners of her mouth trembled, and she didn't say anything for a long time.

……

After eating and drinking enough, the two of them walked back lazily while belching full.

An Ying was still resentful.

"Hey, it's too bad this time." She said angrily, "I thought we were here to have a breakup, but I didn't expect to even touch his fur, and he was beaten up."

"Big sister, are you really here to fight?" Cai Cai's heart roared with a thousand beasts, "Why did I come all the way to fight with you?"

An Ying realized her slip of the tongue: "Uh... so what... this is not... um... oops..."

"Fuck you." Cai Cai kicked her.

"Yes, yes, you have worked hard, please make a skewer some other day." An Ying said with a smile.

"Necessary, it's just..." Cai Cai thought for a moment, and decided to take the opportunity to probe her tone, "You never thought about what if he already got a new girlfriend?"

"Then if I fight this old life, I have to tear one up."

Cai Cai's chrysanthemum tightened.

"You're kidding," she said again.

Cai Cai Chrysanthemum Yisong.

"But..." An Ying breathed out, "I really thought his sister was his girlfriend when I opened the door."

"..."

"You don't think so?"

"Of course not." Not to mention that Xiao Yu had been vaccinated long ago, but just talking about her appearance... "No matter how desperate you are, you won't be able to find someone like this, right? I'm used to seeing your face and looking at his sister every day... this It's hard to live!"

When An Ying heard this, she immediately smiled happily: "Your mouth is getting sweeter and sweeter."

"What's so hard about telling the truth?"

"Hahahaha..." The more she laughed, the happier she became, "Based on this sentence, my sister will definitely find you a good family."

"roll."

"You don't understand, a knife will rust if you don't sharpen it, and you will fall behind if you don't fall in love." As he spoke, he put his hand on Cai Cai's face and said pitifully, "Look at this face, it's wrinkled without the nourishment of love." ..."

Cai Cai slapped her salty pig's hand away.

An Ying didn't care either, she continued to shrug her head and put it on her shoulder, and said shamelessly: "I don't eat meat for three months, and then I feel itchy all over my body. Eat plastic for the rest of your life?" As she spoke, she looked around furtively, and after making sure that there was no one there, she quietly leaned against Cai Cai's ear, and blew softly, "Sister, listen to my sister, where is the plastic? How about delicious meat?"

"What?" Cai Cai was stunned.

"Hahahahahaha..." An Ying laughed all over her face.

Cai Cai immediately came to his senses, his face flushed red, he clenched his fists and punched her.

"Ouch... ahahaha... ahaha... ouch, hello... it hurts hahaha..." She smiled and begged for mercy, "I was wrong, I was wrong, hahaha..."

Seeing that she was almost out of breath from laughing, Cai Cai stopped.

"Blame me, blame me," An Ying said out of breath, "I forgot you never tasted meat."

"……Hold."

Ping ping pong pong, bang bang bang bang bang bang... Cai Cai unceremoniously combined all kinds of punches and kicks, and it was another fat beating.

……

After making a fuss for a long time, they were finally tired. The two walked on the bustling street panting, each with their own thoughts.

Cai Cai wasn't worried about An Ying, in fact, she had let go of it long ago, it was nothing more than a hurdle in her heart, and she couldn't get through it all the time.In the past, no matter how many slaps you slap someone, it won't get any better. This time, eating shit caught up with the hot ones, and finally got slapped.

It was Cai Cai himself who hadn't let go yet.

Over the years, she has also met some people one after another, who have come and gone in her life.Sometimes, she would see An Ying's shadow on them, or the way someone just washed their hair, or when they were wearing a certain dress, or the way when the sun fell on their shoulders one day , like her, but not like her.

Only Xiao Yu came in as another person, as "Xiao Yu" himself, Xiao Yu, not An Ying, nor like An Ying.

Cai Cai felt sad for herself.If you like someone, you have a boyfriend; if you finally like someone again, you still have a boyfriend.Creatures like boyfriends are everywhere...

"Alas..." she sighed.

"Oh..." An Ying also sighed.

The sighs of the two were blown to pieces by the hot summer wind, floating intermittently in the turbid air, meaningless.

At the end of time, eternity has decayed, what is your attachment to in this life?

if you ask me,

I answered Naihe,

Nothing can be done.