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Cai Cai arrived at the company very early today, and the office was still dark.Open the door, turn on the light, boil water, make tea, and lie down habitually for a while to let the brain empty.

The fragrance of tea is refreshing.The tea leaves that have been boiled for the first time always have an intoxicating fragrance, which makes people relax unconsciously.The body is becoming more and more ethereal, like cotton coiled on the seat, which can be blown away by a light gust of wind.

Sleep lightly for half a moment.

When she looked up again, Liu Shuangshuang was standing in front of her, staring at her with swollen and red eyes.

Fuck!Cai Cai was so frightened that he almost smashed the teacup by his side.

"Did you sleep well?" Liu Shuangshuang asked.His tone was strange, like crying, but also like laughing, his face was pale and colorless, and his hair was draped over her shoulders like it was unkempt.

Cai Cai didn't dare to answer.

It is said that after a person dies, if there is a mouthful of resentment in his chest, he will turn into a ghost and return to the world for revenge.The first person to talk to it will absorb its yin energy, and then turn yang into yin, and the yin and yang will intertwine and become its scapegoat.

Cai Cai didn't want to be a dead ghost.It's still Liu Shuangshuang's.

"Do we have any enmity?" Liu Shuangshuang asked again.

No, no, no, Cai Cai thought to himself, there must be a misunderstanding and I did not kill anyone.But last night she was sleeping alone at home, with no witnesses or physical evidence, what should I do.

"How did I offend you?" Liu Shuangshuang continued to ask.

It can be seen that she is very angry, her facial features are distorted and deformed by anger, and the frowning eyebrow line is broken in the middle, with one side and the other without, like a geisha in a certain country; I feel even paler.

No, I can't stay here anymore. I have to run out. Only by running out can I survive. Only by surviving can I prove my innocence.Thinking of this, Cai Cai held his breath and moved back carefully.

Liu Shuangshuang followed.

Damn, she actually followed!What does she want!Killing for life!Oh no, murder to silence!

Cai Cai's legs began to tremble.

"Why are you doing this to me?!" Liu Shuangshuang's voice became sharp and piercing, like a dentist's electric drill sharpening Cai Cai's nerves.As a result, the abdominal cavity tightened, the bladder began to contract regularly, endocrine changes, qi and blood stagnation, veins blocked, heart poison permeated, the amygdala nerve tissue became numb, and the hippocampus no longer stored memory.

Cai Cai was scared to death.

No, you can't sit still like this.

Just as she was about to kneel down and beg for mercy, a divine light suddenly lit up above her head.

Before, because I wanted to rest, I didn't turn on all the lights. I only turned on the group above my head. But now, as far as I can see, the whole office is brightly lit.

Cai Cai subconsciously looked towards the door.

Xiaoxiao is here.

Seeing Avalokitesvara saving lives, Cai Cai was so moved that she almost burst into tears, and then she suppressed the panic and fear in her heart, and ran towards the door with a kick.

"Have you had breakfast?" Xiaoxiao greeted her with a smile.

Cai Cai grabbed her hand.

Just as she was about to run out, she heard her call out to the "ghost" behind her.

"Morning Sister Shuangshuang, did you sleep in the office again last night?"

Ghost: "Yes."

Xiaoxiao: "Sister Shuangshuang is really dedicated."

Ghost: "Yes."

Xiaoxiao: "Has Sister Shuangshuang eaten breakfast? Do you want to go together?"

Ghost: "Please go out first."

Xiaoxiao: "Huh?"

Ghost: "I have something to discuss with Menu alone."

Xiaoxiao: "..."

"No, no, no," Cai Cai held onto Xiaoxiao tightly and shook his head desperately, like a drowning person clutching at her last straw.

"What's the matter?" Xiaoxiao's reaction to Cai Cai was very strange, "Did you just get fit? Why are you sweating so much?"

I was so scared.Cai Cai thought to herself.

"She...she...she is not human..." she said tremblingly.

"What?" Xiaoxiao obviously didn't hear clearly.

"That... Liu Shuangshuang... she... she is not human..." Cai Cai repeated.

"What the hell are you talking about?" The ghost was furious!She was grinning her teeth, her eyes were wide open, and the veins on her forehead were like a map.

Cai Cai quickly jumped behind Xiaoxiao, only half of her head was exposed from her shoulders.There was plenty of light around, and the sky outside the window was already dim. The most important thing was Xiaoxiao's reassurance that Cai Cai took the courage to look at Liu Shuangshuang's "ghost".

The eyes, ears, mouth, nose and throat are all there; the heart, liver, spleen, kidney and lungs, um... can't be seen.But at least he has both hands and feet, and the shadow can be seen on the ground.

Wait, can you see shadows?

Cai Cai collected himself and took a few more careful glances.

Sure enough, there is a shadow!

Fuck!This is so human!It's the real Liu Shuangshuang, myself!

"Huh..." She let out a long breath.

It was probably because the light was not good before, and the spotlight happened to hit her head, resulting in chromatic aberration.You know, when the surroundings are pitch black, wherever there is white light, there will be panic seepage.And Cai Cai just woke up again, his mind was wobbly, and if he didn't pay attention, he would see it as wrong.

However, Liu Shuangshuang's hair is really messy, and she probably hasn't had time to take care of it, and her makeup hasn't been touched up, so she looks very withered.

But it doesn't matter, as long as it's alive.

"What's wrong?" Seeing her strange appearance, Xiaoxiao couldn't help asking.

"Hehe," Cai Cai laughed dryly, "Have you had breakfast? Together?"

"Okay." Xiaoxiao agreed happily.

"Good job!"

Liu Shuangshuang exploded.

Like a cow suffering from madness, she randomly picked up a bag of unknown things and slammed it on the table, then angrily pointed at Cai Cai and yelled: "What the fuck are you, Cai Cai?" Meaning! I can’t hear you when I talk to you? Huh? Deaf?”

Xiaoxiao looked confused: "Sister Shuangshuang, you..."

"Shut up!" Liu Shuangshuang stopped her without looking back, her eyes were still staring at Cai Cai, "Don't give me a face, don't you? If you don't understand human words, you have to listen to nonsense, right? When I'm transparent ? Or do you think you can ride on Lao Tzu's head if you grab Lao Tzu's order?"

Cai Cai rolled his eyes fiercely.Since it's not a ghost, then I'm afraid of you as a ghost?

"You..." She was about to speak, but was interrupted mercilessly by Liu Shuangshuang again.

"Is there something wrong with you? Why are you against me everywhere? What good did Xiao Yu promise you to make you willing to be a dog? And still grabbing orders? How dare you come and grab Lao Tzu's orders?" She continued to curse and intensify.

Cai Cai frowned.

"I've only been here for a few days and I've learned to be a dog. Why? Like hugging your thighs? Someone will feed you bones if you don't work hard?" Speaking of this, she couldn't help but sneered, "What's wrong with learning at a young age? Do you want to imitate other people's meat sellers? Don't even see if you have that appearance!"

Cai Cai grabbed a calculator and threw it at her.

It hit her right on the shoulder.

"I'm sorry, my hand slipped," Cai Cai said shyly, "I wanted to hit my mouth."

Liu Shuangshuang was furious: "How dare you do it?"

Before the words finished, a file folder flew towards Cai Cai, she turned sideways, and it landed on the ground.Then a clumsy figure swooped down again, and appeared in front of him in a blink of an eye.

Liu Shuangshuang wanted to fight.

Cai Cai is naturally not afraid.

Bow your head, raise your arms, and then a beautiful leg sweep.

Properly post, securely, the ground... was swept away.

Fuck, this is so embarrassing, Cai Cai fell to the ground before the enemy arrived.

Liu Shuangshuang probably didn't expect that Cai Cai would die before leaving the school. She paused, as if she was considering whether to continue rushing over.

Cai Cai didn't take chances.

Sure enough, after only a moment, Liu Shuangshuang made a decision.

Cai Cai watched helplessly as she lifted her foot... This f*ck is trying to trample me to death!For a moment, there were mixed feelings, thoughts gushed like springs, and thoughts arose in my heart.

Time to show her true skills!

It was too late to say it, and at the moment Liu Shuangshuang was about to settle down, Cai Cai arched his body and shrank back suddenly!

Liu Shuangshuang stepped on the air!

This is not the point.

After stepping on the air, Liu Shuangshuang's heart was obviously unstable. When he was staggering, Cai Cai twisted his waist and kicked his legs hard!Liu Shuangshuang really gnawed shit... and fell forward.

? ? ?Wait, why forward?Shouldn't it be falling backwards? !

Before she had time to react, Liu Shuangshuang fell on Cai Cai, what the hell!Good weight!Like a 300-jin sow pressing up.The chest was hit hard, and then the whole body resonated, the internal organs began to boil, and the throat was also faintly sweetened.

Cai Cai was almost out of breath.

But Liu Shuangshuang didn't stop there, she turned over quickly, quickly adjusted her posture, sat down on Cai Cai's waist, and stretched out her claws, grabbing her throat!

Cai Cai was stunned.This reaction, this skill, must have been practiced!

But Cai Cai is not a vegetarian, after all, it is called 1V1 wild field combat.

So she stood up like a carp!

... didn't stand up.

The waist bears too much weight, and it is really powerless.

Liu Shuangshuang's hands became tighter and tighter, Cai Cai was almost suffocated, his brain began to dizzy, and it became more and more difficult to breathe in and out.

This bad girl fights as soon as she fights. Could it be that she still wants to kill someone?Isn't it just a bill of tens of thousands, how much is the commission?As for taking two lives?Thinking of this, Cai Cai couldn't help but feel worthless for her flowery life.

At this time, unexpectedly, Yang Xiaoxiao extended a helping hand.

She put down her bag, grabbed Liu Shuangshuang's skirt and dragged it back, and kept persuading: "Sister Shuangshuang, you have something to say! They are all colleagues, partners, family members, this, this, How can we fight..."

"Let go!" Liu Shuangshuang's face turned blue with anger, "Partner's ass! My family's ass! You know what a fart!"

"Sister Shuangshuang, fighting won't solve the problem, let's sit down and talk about it..."

"Say a hammer!"

"Sister Shuangshuang..."

"you shut up!"

Yang Xiaoxiao shut up, but she didn't let go.

In fact, she didn't dare to make too much effort, after all, it was to persuade the fight, not to fight.But her behavior made Liu Shuangshuang very angry. She mistakenly thought that she and Cai Cai were in the same group. In addition, it might be too uncomfortable to be strangled by the skirt. Liu Shuangshuang began to lean back unconsciously, and the strength in her hands became stronger and stronger. gradually weakened.

Cai Cai finally calmed down.

Seeing this, Liu Shuangshuang was furious.

"You let go!" She turned her head and yelled at Xiaoxiao.

It's now.

Cai Cai took a sharp breath, and threw a lump on her face when she was not prepared.

Cai Cai has a good habit of fighting, she doesn't slap her face.Firstly, slapping someone in the face hurts your hands, and secondly, it doesn't actually hurt people, it can only serve as an insult.And Cai Cai has always been pragmatic, he hurts when he is hit, and tears when he is scolded. He really doesn't like doing things that are thankless.

So this lump is quite solid.

Seeing Liu Shuangshuang's neck twisted a beautiful 90 degrees, and then fell to the side, Cai Cai finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing that she was out of danger, Xiaoxiao hurried over to help her up.

"Are you okay?" she asked worriedly.

Cai Cai shook his head.

To be honest, I was very touched, and I really didn't expect her to lend a helping hand at a critical moment.Cai Cai didn't treat her well before, especially after the incident with Mu Chen, he seldom even talked to her.

Seeing that Cai Cai was fine, Xiaoxiao turned around to help Liu Shuangshuang again.

Liu Shuangshuang seemed to be still in shock from being beaten, her cheeks were bluish, and soon swelled up at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Sister Shuangshuang..." Xiaoxiao carefully took her arm, trying to help her up.

"Snapped!"

Liu Shuangshuang's backhand was a slap in the face.

The sound is like a bell, deafening.

Xiaoxiao was caught off guard, and when she crooked, she bumped into a chair beside her.

"Ouch!" she screamed.

not good!her belly!Seeing that Liu Shuangshuang's second slap was about to fall, Cai Cai had no time to think about it, and immediately turned on the savage collision mode, like a cow in heat, howling and rushing over.

"Boom!" Liu Shuangshuang drew a graceful parabola in midair like a kite that had been unthreaded.

"Boom!" She landed heavily on the ground, making intimate contact with the floor.

"Hmm..." She let out a muffled grunt.

Seeing this, Cai Cai felt a pause in his heart, knowing that there was nothing he could do about today's matter.

She decides to kill her.