99 ways to win over your girlfriend

Kidding.

How dare she!She is a weak woman who dare not even step on cockroaches. She has no strength to restrain a chicken, no bones to carry firewood on her shoulders, and no brains to think deeply. Let alone killing people, killing fish is laborious.

Liu Shuangshuang sat paralyzed on the ground, clutching her shoulders and humming.Cai Cai ignored her, got up and ran to Xiaoxiao's side.

"Where did you hit?" she asked nervously.

Xiaoxiao pointed to her lower back.

Cai Cai breathed a sigh of relief: "It doesn't matter if you have a stomach."

Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes: "Kidneys are also very important, okay?"

"Okay, okay..." Just as I was about to make a joke, someone grabbed my hair from behind!Cai Cai leaned back unexpectedly.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Xiaoxiao grabbed her, but unexpectedly, the force behind her was even stronger, and she was also trembling with her.Seeing this, Cai Cai hurriedly broke free from her hand, then sent her in the opposite direction, and fell sideways on the ground himself.

"Hiss..." She gasped in pain.

Liu Shuangshuang, a shrew, dared to touch her most precious hair!Good, very good, very courageous, she couldn't help but want to build a socialist core value system with her.

The two were very close, Liu Shuangshuang's ankles almost reached her face, and Cai Cai could even see a few flowing leg hairs coming out of the former's flesh-colored stockings, fluttering in the wind, laughing at her ugliness.

A great sense of shame arises spontaneously.

So she ignored the pain, grabbed Liu Shuangshuang's ankle and pulled it hard into her arms!

"Boom!" Liu Shuangshuang fell to the ground in response.

Then she jumped forward again!Then it fell heavily on Liu Shuangshuang.

Liu Shuangshuang began to struggle, using both hands and feet, and dancing around.

I can go to you!Cai Cai thought to himself, and then took several hits with all his strength, and then squeezed her waist hard!

"what!"

Screams echoed through the ceiling.

Cai Cai is very satisfied with this decibel.

Liu Shuangshuang's loin is very strong, with one claw down to the flesh, it is thick, plump and elastic.It's a pity that a lot of dandruff is embedded in the nails, which are gray and thorny, like grabbing a handful of fine sand, which is a bit disgusting.

I really don't like cleanliness.Cai Cai thought to herself.A girl, with so many clips on her body, is getting tired of it.

Just as he was disgusted, a sharp pain suddenly came from his shoulder, like a row of steel nails driven into the flesh, cold and hard, deep into the bone marrow, piercing the nerve.Every cell was trembling, and the hairs stood on end.

She actually bites!Fuck!Cai Cai's eyes were red at that time.

Immediately, the strength in his hand increased tenfold, and he squeezed and hit the hammer, as long as it could make Liu Shuangshuang hurt Cai Cai, he would do anything.Of course, Liu Shuangshuang was not idle either. She was punched and kicked, leaving marks on her lips and teeth, and Cai Cai also suffered a lot.

It is said that women's fights are like playing tricks, and after each person is slapped, there is no other tricks.Cai Cai said that it is because you don't understand, don't appreciate, lack of research, and lack of experience.Of course, compared to men, girls are naturally weaker in strength, so they prefer Wendou, mainly insulting, which further shows that girls are smarter, knowing that physical harm is far less direct than mental harm.

Women are all strategists, and there are all kinds of tricks in their hearts, tricks, and 72 tricks, all of which can make you cry.But it's different if you fight with the same sex, you have to use your strength to death, and it's full of vicious tricks.

After all, they are not aggressive, so finish the fight early and go home for dinner early.

So Cai Cai and Liu Shuangshuang put all their strength into it, like two crazy beasts, grabbing and biting each other, rolling back and forth on the ground.

"Stop beating! Stop beating!" Xiaoxiao looked around anxiously, but there was nothing she could do.

……

As the door opened with a "squeak", Cai Cai knew that the match would be forced to end.Since she didn't know the consequences, she didn't care about the consequences, so she slapped the ground while she was in power, and plucked a handful of Liu Shuangshuang's hair.

"Ah!!! Cai Cai, I X you X!!!" Shocking curses sounded in my ears, just as Cai Cai wanted.

Cai Cai ran towards the door without looking back, and there were two figures faintly there.

It's Chen Rong and Xiao Jian.She was overjoyed.

"Sister Chen!" She went straight away crying.

Liu Shuangshuang followed closely behind.

Then Cai Cai took the opportunity to "accidentally" slip on the soles of his feet, and "coincidentally" fell under Sister Chen's feet. Liu Shuangshuang did not suspect fraud, and immediately jumped up, slapping her twice.

Cai Cai burst into tears with a "wow".

Everyone was stunned.

The MMP on Liu Shuangshuang's face has obviously reacted.

"you!"

She was about to scold her, but Chen Rong grabbed her arm and dragged her away from Cai Cai: "What's the matter? What's the matter? How did you hit someone?"

"Get out of the way!" Liu Shuangshuang didn't bother to explain to her.

Of course, Chen Rong didn't let go: "Speak up if you have something to say, we are all colleagues..."

"Sister Chen, let her go," Cai Cai said, covering his face with snot and tears, "I want to see if she can beat me to death today!"

"You pretend to be an old hen!" Liu Shuangshuang rushed over to beat her up again when she heard the words, her clenched fists were raised high, ready to go, and she almost fell on Cai Cai.

Cai Cai was trembling with fright.

Chen Rong and Xiao Jian hurried forward, standing in the middle, hugging their waists, pulling their hands.

Xiaoxiao had come to Cai Cai at this time, ready to help her up.

"How?" she asked.

Cai Cai held her hand, and shook his head imperceptibly.

Liu Shuangshuang gradually calmed down after being persuaded by the two of Chen Rong. She looked at Cai Cai sarcastically, and said with a sneer, "So you like playing tricks like this."

Cai Cai was sobbing and ignored her.

"The dirty things are only worthy of using the dirty methods, and have the same virtue as your dirty master." Liu Shuangshuang said coldly, his tone was full of disdain.

Cai Cai was very angry.The nails were embedded in the flesh, but she didn't feel any pain. It was as if ten thousand ants had crawled over her arms. It was so itchy that she wished she could jump up and slap Liu Shuangshuang on the face.

But she didn't.

There is a piece of glass beside her, and her face is reflected in the glass, red and swollen, like a piece of charcoal imprinted, burning hot.The lips were broken at some point, and a few drops of blood hung on them, which were so bright and dazzling.Her hair was also messy, as if it had been scratched by a dog, it was convex and concave, and there was an inexplicable smell.

Not in a hurry.Cai Cai thought to herself.Anyway, this account will be settled sooner or later.

The footsteps in the corridor are getting more and more dense.

Liu Shuangshuang tidied up her appearance and looked down at Cai Cai: "Don't be too happy, it's not certain who will end up with this order. If you can buy something with 10, I can buy it back with another 10." It's not bad. As a human being, the most important thing is to be happy, but I don't know how much money you are willing to invest in your master."

She was beaming with joy and high-spirited, if it wasn't for the disheveled makeup and hair, crooked crown and disheveled clothes, and four or five scarlet blood paw prints on her shoulders and neck, Cai Cai would have thought she had just won a big victory .

"Want to fight with me? Xiao Yu is about the same. You? Playing with mud." After saying this, Liu Shuangshuang walked towards the bathroom without looking back.

Cai Cai was still sitting on the ground, sobbing uncontrollably, while Xiaoxiao supported her with a look of fear.

"What happened?" Chen Rong walked to the two of them, squatted down, and asked cautiously.

Cai Cai cried even harder.

Xiaoxiao hurriedly patted her on the back.

At this time, people came into the office one after another, and the women blocking the door became the focus of everyone's attention without any surprise.

"what happened?"

"what happened?"

"Why is Cai Cai crying?"

"Sister Chen? What's the matter?"

"what's up?"

More and more people gathered around, and countless words of what happened lingered in their ears.

Kindness or curiosity?Cai Cai couldn't tell the difference, but she sincerely thanked everyone for their enthusiasm.Greetings are always touching, although you and I don't usually have any contact.

"Oh! Let me tell you!" Chen Rong seemed to be on a stimulant, and her whole body was full of energy.She stood up abruptly, made everyone form a circle, and then stood in the center by herself, pretending to be mysterious and whispered, "Just now, Liu Shuangshuang slapped..."

A stone stirred up a thousand waves.

"Oh no?"

"Isn't it?!"

"Why is she like this?!"

"Too bullying!"

Voices of emotion, doubts, accusations, voices continued, one after another, even leading everyone to look at Cai Cai with a little more pity.

"Are you okay?" A sister who seldom speaks on weekdays handed over a tissue.

"Thank you." Cai Cai continued, sobbing.

"Oh, she's just like that, she's always domineering and extremely arrogant," another sister said.

"Yes, yes..." Many people echoed.

"It's cold on the ground, get up first." Another person stretched out his hand, ready to help Cai Cai.

"Thank you," Cai Cai raised his head, revealing a pair of red and swollen eyes from crying, "But, I, my legs are numb..."

Xiaoxiao hurriedly rubbed her legs.

At this time, Cai Cai turned around as if suddenly remembering something, and grabbed Xiaoxiao's hand: "How are you?"

"Ah?" Xiaoxiao looked blank.

"Your belly! Did you touch it?"

"No……"

"That's great." Cai Cai wiped his eyes, crying, and said aggrievedly, "I didn't expect that she would beat you together and cause you to bump into the corner of the table. Fortunately, the baby was not hurt, otherwise I have become a sinner."

"What baby?" Chen Rong listened to her heart and immediately caught the key words.

"..." Xiaoxiao opened her mouth, but did not make a sound.

Cai Cai smiled far-fetchedly, then propped himself on the ground, and stood up staggeringly: "Pregnancy is a happy event, there is nothing we can't say, and... there are no outsiders here."

"Eh? Xiaoxiao is pregnant?"

"Oh, congratulations!"

"This is a great joy for our marketing department!"

"How many months?"

"Any reaction?"

"Then, if you eat hot pot, you can order mandarin duck pot!"

Everyone's faces burst into smiles.

"Wait," a sister with sharp ears heard the mystery, "Did Liu Shuangshuang hit you too?"

Xiaoxiao's expression is a bit complicated.

"Blame me." Cai Cai held Chen Rong in one arm and Xiaoxiao in the other, and explained in a hoarse voice, "Xiaoxiao kindly persuaded the fight, but she didn't want to be slapped by Sister Shuangshuang and almost hit her stomach. Although she I think it’s nothing, but the first trimester is very critical, I think it’s better to go to the hospital for an examination.”

"what?!"

"Liu Shuangshuang beat Xiaoxiao too?!"

"Is this girl sick?!"

"unacceptable!"

This time the crusade was much more intense.

"Let's go check it out," Chen Rong said solemnly, "It's about the child. If you get frightened and your fetus moves, it will be serious."

The author has something to say: Enter V tomorrow (Thursday), because it is inverted V, friends, please don’t buy the chapters you have read, thank you for your support.

There will be three more.

Usually I don’t dare to read comments, because I always think about where to write before. Many places are not satisfactory, and they are not perfect. I hope you don't mind what kind of plot you like.

It will get better and better in the future, because Cai Cai has grown up, and I have grown up too.

When I grow up, I'm about to start making sugar.

Thank you again, and please continue to advise in the days to come!