99 ways to win over your girlfriend

The next day, Cai Cai was awakened by a ray of soft sunlight.

Xiao Yu wasn't on the bed, she didn't know where she was, there was a gray thermos cup next to the bed, there was gusts of heat coming from it, and the scent of milk and oatmeal.Cai Cai looked at it, his heart warmed up, and he remembered the pink beauty last night, and his face burned unconsciously.

Yes, she confessed.

Then, just be slept in.

What's even more shameful is that she has been below.

Countless times he wanted to turn defense into offense, but was bullied even more. It was not until the sky began to turn white that he finally fell asleep.

It's a humanoid pile driver!Cai Cai thought angrily, then sat up slowly while supporting her waist.My whole body was so sore, my shoulder seemed to be dislocated, and my two legs couldn't be controlled.

He wanted to get out of bed, but couldn't take a step, so he lay on the bed, pouted his buttocks, and was about to slide down the edge of the bed.

This is what Xiao Yu saw when he entered the room holding the cake.

Emmm... She thought about it, and then began to take off her pants.

Cai Cai heard movement behind her, turned her head to look, and almost cried.

"Don't, don't, don't," she crawled back into the bed and said with a wry face, "I have to go to work soon."

"I asked for leave for you, don't go out today." Xiao Yu said, "I'll go to the hospital later, you stay at home and wait for me to come back." After speaking, she walked to the bedside with a smirk on her face.

Cai Cai grabbed a pillow and threw it at her.

She dodged it with a smile.

"I'm going too." Cai Cai said, his voice became softer as he spoke, and his face turned even redder.

"Where are you going?" Xiao Yu climbed onto the bed.

"Hospital." Cai Cai shrank back.

"What are you going to do?" Xiao Yu lifted the quilt.

"Sorry." Cai Cai said.

Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment, then stopped his indescribable movements, raised his hand, and gently hooked Cai Cai's chin, looking at this delicate face that was about to drip water, felt inexplicably distressed: "No need to apologize, you didn't wrong."

"I……"

"Even if you don't say it, I will say it, and I will tell them that I have someone I like. Her name is Cai Cai, and she is a girl."

"But... um..."

Before the next words could come out, his mouth was sealed.Cai Cai felt like a piece of pudding was rubbing against her lips, it was sweet, soft, and slippery, and one couldn't help but want to swallow it in one bite.

The body seemed to be on fire, and it was instantly hot, and somewhere excitedly opened its petals, just waiting for the bees to come to collect honey.

Another round of ups and downs.

Oh no, repeat the same mistakes.

Cai Cai still failed to stand up and call the shots.

An hour later, looking at Cai Cai who was sleeping soundly, Xiao Yu leaned down while lifting his pants, and lightly pecked her small face.In fact, it's not over yet, it's just begun, and it's just that it's almost time for the hospital to visit... Xiao Yu felt a pity in her heart, the passion/desire that hadn't dissipated in her eyes was about to overwhelm her reason again.

She couldn't stop, she licked the corner of her mouth with a satisfied face.

……

Cai Cai didn't get up until the afternoon, and Xiao Yu had already disappeared.She was extremely ashamed and indignant, but she was thinking too much. She lay on the bed and thought about it for a long time, and then she blushed and got out of bed slowly.

It was as if my leg was cramping. It didn't hurt, but it shook so badly that I couldn't stand stably, and it was even more difficult to walk.There is no one at home, everyone should have gone out, Cai Cai looked at the empty room, and couldn't help sighing: "I knew I should have done it again." As soon as the thought came up, she felt her heart itch again, and she hurriedly slapped herself twice , ready to take a cold shower to wake up.

At this time, the phone rang, and it was Zheng Daping, whose mother wanted to see Cai Cai.

"Big sister, please help me, I beg you," Zheng Daping was about to cry on the phone, "I don't know what kind of nerves she has today, but she must see you. Do you think it's a good deed every day? Good will be rewarded." , you will get rich."

"This..." Cai Cai hesitated.Among other things, in her current state, it is really inconvenient to go out!

"Don't worry, don't worry, it's just a meal, one meal is worth ten meals, and I will treat you to ten meals later."

"Okay, at 7 o'clock, you go first, I will come when I pack up."

In fact, these days Chen Rong has been blowing rumors in Cai Cai's ears, saying that Zheng Daping's mother is not good and that is not good. difficulty.

Cai Cai remembered that when she went to Zheng Daping's house last time, everyone looked at her with a magnifying glass, for fear that she might be a goblin who abducted his crown prince.Even relatives are like this, let alone that powerful mother?I just hope she doesn't do too much, otherwise... well, who is not a little princess?

They met at Youth Hot Pot.Originally, Cai Cai suggested to eat at Dazhaimen, which is high-grade and delicious, even if it’s just for his family’s ice powder and crispy meat, it’s worth taking a few extra steps.

But Zheng Daping has his own considerations.

"I have to choose one that is contrary to her expectations." He said, "She doesn't like small restaurants, so we prefer to find small restaurants. The smaller the better, but it must be clean and hygienic, and the taste must not be bad. After all, I eat it myself. Diarrhea is not good."

"Then don't spoil her, you should be jealous, you should be scolding... just scolding, if you really can't do it, you can yell at me, complain and complain, and then I'll ask for forgiveness and show you affection, so that she will feel that I am eaten by you." Damn it."

"She hates unrefined girls, and you can just be yourself."

"In short, when we meet again, you should try your best to act like a domineering and powerful man. Don't be polite. It's best to make her feel that it's better to have a man than a girl like you..."

Cai Cai threw a handful of melon seeds on his head.

He patted casually: "The words are rough and the rationale is not rough, anyway, the more extreme the better, I'll admit you when it's over, and let's see what she does."

"Is there anyone like you as a son?"

"Can I do this if she doesn't force me?"

"Have you guys had a good chat? About Li Ran? Or did you never mention it to her at all?"

"What? I don't think he died fast enough?"

"How do you know if you don't try? What if she can understand? After all, he is his own son, why can he break off relations with you?"

Zheng Daping nodded quickly and said: "You don't know, she is very face-saving, if she let others know that her son is crooked, I think she can jump Funan River immediately."

"So cruel?"

"No exaggeration."

Sure enough, his mother came late, and Cai Cai almost finished blanching a plate of duck intestines.

"Sorry, I'm late." His mother put down her bag and sat directly across from them.

Cai Cai raised his head, just in time to meet her scrutinizing gaze.

His mother looks quite young. If you say 40, some people will believe it, but in fact she is already over 50.She is well maintained, no matter her skin type or figure, probably only Aunt Xu can match her among her peers.She was wearing a camel coat, a black sweater with black leggings, and a pair of black Martin boots, looking imposing.

If Aunt Xu is 40-year-old elegant, then Zheng Daping's mother is 40-year-old domineering, as for Cai Cai's mother?Probably a 40 year old joke.

"Hello, Auntie." Cai Cai took the initiative to say hello.Basic politeness is still required, otherwise people will say that she has no tutor.

At this moment, the duck intestines were cooked.

The bottom of the pot at Qingnianjia has a strong taste. It is really good to blanch duck intestines with thick butter. The standard ups and downs are not afraid that the spicy taste will not be enough if the time is short, and the taste will not be good after a long time.

Cai Cai gently picked it up, wrapped it in a layer of garlic-soaked sesame oil, and put it in his mouth... Crackling, fresh and crispy, perfect.

"Have you already eaten?" His mother had a hellish expression.

"Well, I'm a little hungry." Zheng Daping said.

He gave him a fucking stare.

Cai Cai pretended not to see it, picked up another duck intestine, and concentrated on rinsing it.

"Mom, eat quickly, while the pot is on, it will be gone when it's late." Zheng Daping said again.

"What's gone?" his mother asked.

"Duck intestines, there is only the last one left." Zheng Daping pouted at the plate.

The crow's feet in the corners of his mother's eyes trembled.

"Let's order another one." Cai Cai was a little embarrassed, "By the way, I ordered another Maodu, and Auntie didn't even eat it."

"Okay." Zheng Daping hurriedly agreed.

His mother looked at the two singing in unison, her face turned pale, "Daping, is this your girlfriend?"

This is obviously a pun, and the unhappiness is palpable.

Cai Cai was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that he hadn't introduced himself yet, so he hurriedly handed the chopsticks with duck intestines to Zheng Daping and said, "Help me hold it." Then he stood up and extended his hand sincerely and friendly to his mother. , "Hello, Auntie, my name is Cai Cai, and I am Daping's... friend."

He didn't mean to shake hands.

Cai Cai didn't care, but Zheng Daping was a little unhappy: "Mom, Cai Cai is saying hello to you."

"Why are you polite, let's continue eating quickly." His mother said eccentrically.

"Okay!" Cai Cai couldn't wait, so he quickly sat down on his seat, picked up the last piece of duck intestine with a pair of chopsticks and put it into the pot again.

His mother's face turned from white to black.

While talking, the duck intestine was cooked.

"Come on, eat this one first." Daping put the hot duck intestines into the Caicai bowl, then took the one that was being boiled in the latter's hand, and said dotingly, "Eat it, I'll cook it. "

At this time, his mother said: "Cai Cai, right? I've heard about your name for a long time, but when I saw you today, you really stand out from the crowd."

"Mom, how do you talk?" Zheng Daping immediately jumped out to defend Cai Cai and said, "What stands out from the crowd, my Cai Cai is extraordinary and extraordinary."

Cai Cai felt a chill.

"I'm talking to your girlfriend, don't interrupt."

"Her name is Cai Cai."

"...Okay, I'm talking to Cai Cai, don't interrupt."

"Let's talk after eating, don't starve Cai Cai."

"..."

In fact, his mother still has a pretty good temper. If she wants to change to Cai Cai, the table will probably be overturned early.

The additional dishes came soon, and Cai Cai signaled the waiter to put the dishes at Zheng Daping's mother's side.

"Why did you choose such a crappy hot pot restaurant?" His mother was in a bad mood, and naturally she didn't like anything.

"It's delicious." Zheng Daping said.

"There are so many delicious hot pot restaurants, so if you want to choose, choose a higher-grade one, right?"

"This one is the best."

"The grade is too low."

"good to eat."

"The store is too small and the environment is not good."

"good to eat."

"The service is indifferent and not enthusiastic at all."

"good to eat."

"The dishes are not fresh, and this hairy belly looks like it has been sent."

"good to eat."

His mother finally got impatient, she picked up a piece of beef and put it into her mouth, chewed it a few times, and said, "I didn't think it was very delicious."

"I think it's fine as long as it's delicious." Zheng Daping looked peaceful and indifferent to the world.

Fucking furious.

Cai Cai always felt that something was wrong, until then she realized that this is not talking about a hot pot restaurant, it is clearly talking about me! KAO, Dare to use metaphors in the communication between people now?How about talking straight?

Cai Cai retracted her previous thoughts.

Fuck it.