99 ways to win over your girlfriend

"Daping, pour down the county flower."

"Daping, cook the fish fillets for me."

"Oh, how did you do it! I told you to see something! That's right, the meat is overcooked, and you still eat a shovel!"

"Call the waiter to bring a bottle of Weiyi, it's hot."

"Daping, go get a glass of boiled water, I want to wash the vegetables."

"Daping..."

"Let him eat a few mouthfuls of food." His mother finally couldn't stand it anymore, and interjected.

"Oh, then I'll pour it myself." Cai Cai was about to stand up after speaking.

"Don't, don't, don't!" Daping immediately stretched out his hand and pushed her back to the seat, "The floor is slippery, be careful not to fall." After finishing speaking, he turned to his mother and said, "It's okay, mom, I have a small stomach, so you can take care of yourself." It’s enough to stuff two mouthfuls, and it’s a big deal when the dishes are eaten.”

His mother was so angry that his teeth were chattering.

Everything is proceeding in an orderly manner according to the plan, but seeing his mother's face, livid and livid, is really not good.

The meal was eaten very quickly, with no pleasantries or politeness, and the chopsticks were scalded to eat. At the end, all the vegetarian dishes were poured down in one go, and they were just waiting for the fish to be removed.

"What else do you want to eat?" Zheng Daping asked "intimately".

"Okay." Cai Cai said.

"Where's the ice powder?"

"It's too cold."

"Where's the milk tea?"

"It's too boring."

"Egg cake?"

"It's too much."

"Okay...the main reason is that you are hungry in the middle of the night and have nothing to eat." Zheng Daping said regretfully, "I will feel distressed."

"It's okay, I'm full just looking at you." Cai Cai smiled slightly.

Zheng Daping successfully shut his mouth.

His mother finally couldn't take it anymore: "I still have something to do, so let's go first."

"What? I'm leaving? Let's eat more!" Zheng Daping said earnestly to keep her.

"I'm full just looking at you," said his mother.

Cai Cai almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

"That's fine, Mom, you go back first, I won't see you off, I have to deliver vegetables later."

"Auntie, go slowly." Cai Cai waved to her.

……

His mother walked quickly, resolutely, without looking back.Cai Cai and Zheng Daping high-fived each other, and ordered two more bottles of beer to continue eating.

At this time, the door creaked and was pushed open.

The hall of Youth Hot Pot is so small that you can bump into the wall when you turn around.I heard that it used to be housing, with a flat of about 60 square meters. Now, apart from the toilet and kitchen, it is full with only 6 or 7 tables. Each table can only seat 4 people at most, and a little more than 2 people can be crowded. Difficult to even go to the toilet.

The person who came was Li Ran.

His figure is as strong as a bear, and he stands in the middle... well, don't pass by anyone.

"Leaving?" Li Ran carefully looked around.

"Let's go." Daping waved his hand, signaling him to come over.

Li Ran was timid, obviously not at ease.

"It's really gone." Daping patted the bench again.

Li Ran still didn't move.

Daping was a little helpless: "You blocked the road."

"Oh, oh," Li Ran hurriedly turned her body sideways, trying to get out of the way.

Unexpectedly, he was too big. When he turned around, his butt accidentally swept to the table next to him. With a "pop", a plate of fat beef fell to the ground, and the plate shattered.

"Huh!" Li Ran was taken aback.He exclaimed, then turned his head, looking at the pieces of meat scattered on the ground under his feet, his face was ashen-colored.

At this time, the owner of the meat slices spoke.

"Squeeze what?" He opened his mouth with a strong smell of alcohol, saliva flying everywhere, "Can you walk? Do you have eyes?"

Li Ran's face turned red all of a sudden: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." He hastily apologized.

"Why are you embarrassed? If the meat is gone, it's all over if you're just ashamed?" The fat cow man still looked resolute, "I'll blame you later and then I'll give you an embarrassment?"

"I'll pay you a share..."

"Pay me a share?"

"The two copies?"

"...Is this a question of how many servings? Can you afford to disturb my interest in eating?"

"That……"

"Then what do you want?" Daping couldn't help interjecting.

"Yo, I even brought a helper." The fat cow man laughed.

"Boss, please bring this gentleman another two servings of the same dish, and we will charge it to you." Zheng Daping didn't bother to talk, and dragged Li Ran to sit next to him, ignoring the fat cowboy.

The waiter quickly swept the floor and re-served them with two plates of fat beef.

But the fat cow man didn't give up, he yelled at the waiter: "Who the hell wants these two plates of rotten meat from him? He has to pay for everything!"

"What do you mean by all?" the waiter asked submissively.

"How much I eat is all his fault!"

"This..." The waiter turned to look at Zheng Daping.

Zheng Daping pretended not to hear.

Seeing this, the fat cow man snorted, "How rich am I?" Then he began to chant sutras, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing like flies without stopping.

"It's so fucking unlucky to step on shit, to have a good job and get thrown."

"The fleshy water has stained my pants, so he can't afford the money to wash them?"

"My pants are 1700!"

"Don't come to this small shop for such a big guy, the big restaurant next door can't afford it?"

His female partner is quite normal, she kept saying forget it, keep your voice down, you drank too much and so on.

"Why are you drinking too much? Can I chat with you if I drink too much?"

"What do you think I said wrong? This store has no self-knowledge, don't let fat people in when you are young, you should hang a blackboard at the door, and write that fat people and dogs are not allowed in..."

Hearing this, Zheng Daping finally couldn't sit still.As soon as his face collapsed, he threw a piece of beef at the fat cow man.

"Snapped."

It just stuck on the fat cow man's face.

"Oh my god, it's so hot!" The fat cow boy jumped eight feet high in an instant.

The beef just out of the pan is still very hot.

"X your mother, do you want to do it? Kill you hot chicken!" The fat cow man scolded and jumped, the beef fell, and a bright blush appeared on his face.

He was so angry that he rushed towards Zheng Daping without saying a word... "Boom!"

fall down.

It turned out that he just stepped on the place where the plate was broken before, and there were still some water stains there, so he probably slipped.

A solid somersault.

Head towards Zheng Daping.

Zheng Daping saw it and was happy.

"It's good to know you're wrong, and you don't need to throw yourself into the ground." He said with a smile on his face.

The fat cow man stretched his arms and tried to stand up.

"Get up, I forgive you." Daping said again.

"I x you&*%^[email protected]..." The fat cowman became more and more scolded, and all the obscene words came out of the dog's mouth.

The female companion at the side hurried forward to help him up: "It's all right..."

"Uncle X!" Fat Niu ignored her at all, but grabbed a wine bottle with his backhand and was about to smash Zheng Daping!

At this moment, Li Ran moved.He stood up abruptly, grabbed the fat cow man's wrist and snapped it back!The whole movement is as fast as lightning!

With a bang, the wine bottle fell to the ground, accompanied by the scream of the fat cow man.

Zheng Daping didn't stay idle either, and directly covered his face with a bowl of brain teases.

He just opened his mouth...

It can also be seen from this that this pair of brain flowers is indeed very fresh, with clear lines, smooth and elastic, and soaked in strands of bright red blood. There are no ice cubes, and the water after soaking is not dirty.

The only fly in the ointment is... raw.

For a while, the scene was extremely bloody and horrible.

"Bah! Ouch... Aw... Bah! Aw..." The fat cowman made many voices at the same time.

He struggled to spit out the raw brains on the ground, his mouth was sticky, red and white intertwined, messy, with a few strands of fascia stuck between his teeth, lingering, constantly wanting to break, fluttering in the wind, very abstract .

Zheng Daping shook his head at Li Ran, signaling him to let go.

"I'm coming," he said.

Li Ran nodded, and then let go of his hand.

"Good." Zheng Daping said.

at this time!After freedom, the fat cow man is just a slap in the face!Then jump up and pounce forward!Zheng Daping was thrown down in one fell swoop!

Fortunately, Zheng Daping's reaction was fast enough, and with one hand stretched back, he actually supported his leaning body, preventing the back of his head from hitting the ground directly.

But there is still a person on him!So he used his buttocks as a support, put his backhand around the waist of the fat cow man, kicked his legs and wanted to turn over!

But it didn't work.

The fat cow man is obviously much stronger than him.

Seeing this, Li Ran became anxious, and rushed over to help as soon as he pinched the weight.

"Don't come over!" Zheng Daping shouted!

Li Ran paused.

Daping didn't speak any more, but concentrated on wrestling with the fat cow man on the ground.

The female companion also wanted to step forward to persuade the fight.

"Get out!" The fat cow man kicked her.

Girlfriend? ? ?

Are these two co-authors trying to single out?In front of their lovers?Wrestling for love?

Li Ran scratched his head anxiously at the side: "Cai Cai, go and pull them away!" He pointed to the two people rolling left and right on the ground, and said anxiously.

"Me?" Cai Cai couldn't believe her ears.

"That's right! He won't let me pull it!"

"He won't let you pull, so you won't pull?"

"That's right! Otherwise, if he gets angry later, I can only sleep in the living room!"

"..." Cai Cai just wanted to yell at him, but suddenly thought that if he didn't listen to Xiao Yu, would he not let him go to bed?Thinking about it, my thoughts flew to last night inexplicably, and then my face turned red inexplicably.

"Ahem," she coughed twice to hide her shyness, and hurriedly stepped forward to pull the two of them away.

To be honest, that fat bully man is really rubbish. With Zheng Daping's weak body, he might be able to put Cai Cai down in two strokes. Why did he need to pester him for so long?It's really a whole body of pork in vain.

Of course, Cai Cai would not go to pull Zheng Daping, this kind of stupid thing that hurts the enemy 100 and self-damaged 10000, whoever does it is careless.So she quickly ran behind the fat cow man, grabbed his collar, and shouted loudly with all her strength: "Forget it! Forget it! Don't fight! Speak up if you have something to say!"

The fat cow man was strangled until his eyes stared.

"Who... who... What the hell..." He couldn't speak clearly.

When his girlfriend saw this situation, how could she hold her breath?Busily jumping over and grabbing Cai Cai's hand, he also yelled, "What are you doing! Let him go! Who are you, what are you doing..."

This is fun.

His female companion grabbed Cai Cai's hand, and Cai Cai grabbed the fat cow man's collar.The female partner was pulling tighter and tighter, so Cai Cai could only follow her movements... the pulling became tighter and tighter.

The fat cow man's face was purple and purple, and he was almost out of breath...