99 ways to win over your girlfriend

The Yulin police station is very lively tonight.It wasn't a big deal at first, just ask about the situation and pay some money and it's over. Who knew that fat cow man was so nonsense, insisting that he was injured and fractured and went to the hospital for a full body checkup.The little brother of the policeman thought about turning the big thing into a small one, so he asked Zheng Daping for his opinion.

Zheng Daping didn't have any opinions, but his mother had a lot of opinions.

"How can you break a bone if you can jump like this?" She was originally full of anger and had no place to vent, but now she met such a big bully like a fat cow man, and her anger suddenly turned into anger, "It's hard to learn at a young age. You're blackmailing, you think we're easy to bully, don't you? There's also a full body check, do you want to have a tumor package? Let's have a heart scan too, to see if you're short-sighted!"

"Where did the old woman come from? Her mouth is so stinky, did she eat shit?" The fat cow man hadn't finished drinking, and he was still talking awkwardly.

The three words "old woman" seemed to ignite the bag, making Daping's mother explode in an instant: "Little brat, what are you talking about! There is no one to teach you in life, right! Do you know what it means to respect the old and love the young?" I am an elder anyway, is that how you talk to elders?" She raised her jaw, half-closed her eyes, put her hands in her pockets, leaned forward, her mouth was crackling like a cannon, and her momentum was wild.

"You..." The fat cow man was about to retort.

"Mom, don't talk to him, he has a foul mouth." Zheng Daping said calmly.

"It's because of a bad mouth that you need to swear!" His mother was still angry, but she was limited by her culture and couldn't swear anything too dirty. What's the matter! I don't know how his family taught him..."

"Mom, he really has a bad mouth." Zheng Daping interrupted her.

"I know! That's why..."

"Mom, do you have a cold?"

"Well, a little bit, stuffy nose."

"No wonder..."

During their chatter, Cai Cai and Li Ran couldn't help laughing beside him. Even the little police officer couldn't help but clear his throat several times. No matter how drunk the fat cow man was, he knew that these people were laughing at him.

"I X..."

"Stop talking." Zheng Daping couldn't bear his tone of attack. "Don't try to blackmail me, and I won't take advantage of you. Let's just listen to the police and we'll be done, okay? It's just a fight, don't use chemistry. arms."

"That's right, even if you give you 200, you're considered worthy of you. Why do you need a full-body examination? The doctor who dares to feel you smells this smell on your body and thinks you are terminally ill, so how can we afford it?" His mother agreed.

"Don't go too far!" The fat cow man was trembling with anger, but he had no choice but to beat Zheng Daping and his mother with his mouth.Under the extreme anger, his face suddenly flushed red.

But a man's pride does not allow him to sit still!So he summoned up all his strength and yelled!

"you!"

suddenly!The sound cut off!Then his face turned pale!Accompanied by a bright full belch!

"belch……"

Next up!

"vomit……"

Fuck!It was just a hiccup, but he vomited!

Like a huge dung ball exploding among the crowd, a strong sour smell rushed to the face, accompanied by a gurgling twitching sound from the fat cow man's throat, all kinds of filthy things scrambled from him It spewed out from the nose and mouth, like porridge, sticky, and silky... Fuck, it's sour.

The little police officer just came back from the door to catch his breath, and was about to teach the police brother a lesson, but he just walked in front of the fat bull man... How should I put it, God's will, anyway, Cai Cai thinks that if it wasn't because of the suit he was wearing Police uniform, the Fat Bull Man may not be able to walk out of this door tonight.

……

When Xiao Yu arrived, Fat Niu Nan had already been handcuffed by the policeman's uncle and slowly vomited in the yard. Only Cai Cai, Li Ran, Zheng Daping's mother and son, and Fat Niu Nan's female companion were left in the huge police station.

"What's going on?" Xiao Yu's face was very ugly.She went home and searched around but couldn't find Cai Cai. She was in a bad mood, so she called and told her that she had entered the police station?Immediately became more angry.

This girl actually still has the strength to jump around?She remembered that morning, the girl lying on her stomach begging for mercy, her face blushing, her eyes watery, she kept saying that her leg was about to fail, begging her to let her go.It turned out that it took only half a day, and the leg that was about to be disabled stepped into the police station?

She snorted coldly, wishing she could immediately lift Cai Cai's collar and throw her on the bed to explain.

Cai Cai was stared at uncomfortably: "You...you are here..."

Just as Xiao Yu was about to speak, he heard another voice of reproach coming from the side.

"Are you her sister?" Zheng Daping's mother saw Xiao Yu's angry face, and then looked at Cai Cai's obsequious look, thinking that the latter's family had come, so she hurried forward and said, "I'm Zheng Daping Mom, today's incident was caused by your sister in the final analysis, my son lost his head on impulse..."

"Oh?" Xiao Yu glanced at Zheng Daping, and there was a knife flashing in his eyes.

Zheng Daping hurried forward to hold his mother: "Mom, stop talking."

"Don't say anything, how can you not say it? You brought a girlfriend back without saying hello. I was not prepared at all. After the first meeting, I got into a fight. What do you think?"

"Mom, let's go back and talk..."

"Why don't you talk about it when you go back? You'll be fooling me when you go back. The ghost knows whether what you said is true or not? Just say it now! While the other party's family is here, let's make it clear at once!"

"Mom!" Zheng Daping was afraid that things would go wrong, so he raised his voice unconsciously, "Can you say a few words less!"

"No!" His mother is also stubborn, "My son, he has a girlfriend, and I have to be told by someone else after it's over? Where do you want me to save face! What do you mean? Kill first and play later? I feel like bypassing me Is it just a matter of certainty and no change? It's not that easy!"

Zheng Daping was so angry that he trembled all over.

Xiao Yu's face was so heavy that water dripped out.

Cai Cai and Li Ran were almost scared to death.

It was the female companion, who looked like she was watching the excitement, and was short of ordering hops and peanuts mixed with dried beans.All the way she listened, she always felt that something was wrong. It was not until Zheng Daping's mother said the word "girlfriend" that she realized that this aunt must have misunderstood.

So, based on the principle of equality and mutual assistance that you won't let me have a better life and I won't let you have a better life, she quietly interjected: "Auntie, I'm afraid you made a mistake. Your son and that man are a couple."

……

Cai Cai didn't know what happened next, because she was carried away by Xiao Yu.It's just that Cai Cai could still hear heart-piercing howls of ghosts and wolves coming from the direction of the police station until he was far away.

"Are you still thinking about it?" Seeing that Cai Cai had gone so far, Xiao Yu didn't forget to look back, and felt furious for no reason.

"Won't his mother kill him..." Cai Cai asked worriedly.

"What, are you worried?" Xiao Yu's tone became cold unconsciously.

Cai Cai listened, feeling amused: "Are you jealous?"

"The newly acquired daughter-in-law actually cares about others, how do you think I should express my feelings?" Xiao Yu's tone was light, but anyone could hear the dissatisfaction in it.

Cai Cai burst into laughter: "But you clearly know that this is acting!"

"Shouldn't the focus be on the 'newly acquired daughter-in-law'?" Xiao Yu raised her eyebrows.

Cai Cai was taken aback for a moment, then blushed instantly.

Xiao Yu was very satisfied with her reaction.

"But..." Cai Cai wanted to say more.

Xiao Yu shook his head and interrupted her: "Their shit, sooner or later it will be revealed, since sooner or later it will be revealed, it is better to reveal it earlier, it will be better sooner..."

This was a mouthful, but Cai Cai understood.Not only did she understand, but she even heard a hint of overtones, and when she thought about last night...she blushed even more.

Xiao Yu took the opportunity to squeeze her hand: "They confessed earlier, we have a good morning, and we can't always be occupied by our daughter-in-law. I also need love and care!"

Cai Cai gave her a supercilious look.

When they got home, Aunt Xu and the others were already asleep. Cai Cai didn’t close his eyes all night last night, and today... Anyway, he was so sleepy that he was about to go back to his room to rest, only to find that his hands were tightly held by Xiao Yu, and he didn’t want to let go at all. No.

"you……"

"I'm afraid of the dark." Xiao Yu said.

Cai Cai almost laughed angrily at her rambunctious appearance.

"Sleep together." With a shy face, Xiao Yu held her hand and shook it, making her panic.

"But I'm so sleepy..." she whispered.

Xiao Yu smiled: "Sleep if you are sleepy, just sleep, what are you thinking?"

Cai Cai froze, then pushed Xiao Yu away and ran into the house.

Just as he was about to close the door, a slender foot quickly stretched in.

"Get out!" Cai Cai was extremely ashamed and annoyed.

"I don't," Xiao Yu squeezed the door open little by little, "If you don't like my bedroom, then I'll sleep in your side."

"No!" Cai Cai didn't dare to use force, for fear of crushing her. In fact, she didn't want to use force either.

"It's alright, it's all over now, do you like to sleep or not?" Xiao Yu came in, closed the door, and then leaned in front of Cai Cai, face to face and eye to eye with the latter.

Close, very close, so close that Cai Cai could even count her eyelashes clearly.

Xiao Yu's breathing was very light, her exhalation was blue, warm and moist, like a piece of freshly baked cheese bread, the warm breath hit Cai Cai's face, it was fragrant and sweet, extremely alluring.

Cai Cai feels so hungry...

"You're drooling." Xiao Yu smirked, then took off her clothes in a hurry, jumped on the bed, made a good posture, patted the bed beside her, and waved to Cai Cai again: "Come on, I'll let you tonight on top."