99 ways to win over your girlfriend

At this moment, two policemen pushed the door in: "Who called the police?"

Only then did Cai Cai realize that the few diners around had all retreated to the kitchen door at some point, some were carrying oil dishes, some were holding soy milk, and what was even worse, they were leaning against the wall and eating food. melon seeds.

The small storefront was suddenly empty, and Cai Cai's 5 people crowded in the middle, which looked particularly eye-catching.

"What's going on?" The police uncle stiffened as soon as he entered the door.

A tall and strong man, hugging another thin man, was dragged by two women like a tug-of-war, his face was blue, and there was something very uncomfortable like brain matter dripping from his head. You will be nervous when you see it.

"Let go!" The police uncle yelled, and then took out the electric baton.

Seeing this, Cai Cai immediately let go of his hands, and his body, which had lost its inertia, leaned back unexpectedly.

"Ouch!" The female companion screamed, and then fell heavily to the ground.

Cai Cai was on top of her.

Emmm... Cai Cai weighs almost 100 catties.

The fat cow man's neck suddenly came alive, and he took the opportunity to take a few mouthfuls of fresh air.But of course he was unwilling to let it go after being so shamed and humiliated, and he was in the top position at this time, so after gaining the initiative, he picked up the duck blood on the table and slapped it on Zheng Daping's face!

"Wow..." The onlookers exclaimed.

Everything happened in the blink of an eye, and Zheng Daping couldn't avoid it.Scarlet blood instantly flew all over the sky, with pieces of duck blood, like blossoming manjusawa, deformed and gorgeous, blooming in mid-air with a gorgeous splendor.

Then, blood and water fell one after another.

Zheng Daping is naturally the worst, he bears the brunt of most of the blood clots and blood.The dark red mucus trickled down his hair, flowed across his cheeks, scratched his clothes, and dripped on the ground, making him very embarrassed.The rest of the people were also affected one after another, with more or less red blood spots on their faces.

……

After that, everyone entered the police station smoothly.

This was Cai Cai's first time entering the police station, and he was a little nervous, especially seeing everyone's serious faces, and the sacred badge behind them, really, really panicked.

Li Ran was as nervous as Cai Cai.He kept stirring his fingers, touching his pants for a while, and pinching the corner of his clothes for a while, as if wiping sweat.

"It's okay," Zheng Daping comforted the two of them, "He did it first, and he dared to do it under the nose of the police uncle, it's lawless."

When he said this, his voice was relatively loud, and the fat cow man sitting on the other side naturally heard it too.

"Fart your M!" He said with a dirty mouth, "Knock the inside! I will do it first? I will touch your spicy next door..."

"Be quiet!" A little police officer next to him sternly stopped his noise, "What are you yelling about? This is the police station! Not your home!" The little brother said as he walked towards the fat cow man, as if he wanted to give another He exerted some pressure, but just when he was less than three steps away from him, the little brother suddenly turned his head and returned to his original position.

"What are you doing, Xiao Lin, are you going to the catwalk?" Another police uncle joked.

"Brother Shen, what did you have for dinner?" The little brother asked him from left to right.

"Twice-cooked meat and rice." The little uncle did not suspect fraud.

"Oh..." The little brother dragged out a long ending sound, and then raised his chin at the fat cow boy, "Look at what is written on the wall behind him?"

"What what?" The little uncle was puzzled.

"You'll find out when you go and have a look." The little brother urged.

The little uncle walked over there suspiciously, muttering as he walked, "What? New discipline? No more twice-cooked pork?"

Just halfway there, the little brother suddenly pointed at the fat cow boy and yelled, "You! Tell me! Who made the move first!"

The fat cow man was half-drunk and half-awake, and he was so nervous when he heard the police questioning suddenly, he shivered, stood up quickly and replied: "Report the police officer!"

At this time, the little uncle just walked up to him.

a step far.

Because the height is about the same, the fat cow man is standing together, and the two of them happen to face each other, and then...

"It was he who moved first!"

Accompanied by the fat cow man's opening, a foul-smelling air wave rushed towards his face.

The little uncle was caught off guard by the spray, and was stunned for a moment.

half an hour.

"Lie..." I saw the little uncle clenched his fists tightly, his face was ashen, but because of his identity, he couldn't get angry, so he turned around gorgeously, and quickly covered his face and ran towards the door.

"Ugh..." There was a violent retching sound from outside the door.

The fat cow man froze in place, not knowing why.

The little brother laughed like a flower.

"Xiao Lin! You are on duty all night tonight!" The little uncle's voice came from outside, full of grief and indignation.

The little brother shrugged, disapprovingly.

……

"It's really not a big deal, at most it's a fight, it's not even a provocation." Zheng Daping was still explaining the difference between a civil dispute and a criminal case to Li Ran, "Don't worry, it's just going through the motions and you don't have to go to jail .”

At this time, his phone rang suddenly.

"Hey."

There was a loud crackling series of cannons on the other end of the phone.

"fine."

crackling.

"Need not."

crackling.

"..."

crackling.

"Yulin Police Station."

After hanging up the phone, he glanced at Cai Cai guilty: "My mother is here."

There was a thunderclap on the ground.

Cai Cai was fine, Li Ran immediately jumped eight feet high.

"What to do, what to do, what to do..." He started spinning in circles, sweating profusely.

"It's okay, I have a solution." Zheng Daping hurriedly comforted him.

"How did Auntie know?" Cai Cai was a little surprised.It's not a child anymore, the police station still needs to notify the parents of a fight?

"She said to go back to get things, and then saw that the store was in a mess, and the people next to me were still talking about us..."

"So coincidentally?"

"Coincidentally, it happened like this," Zheng Daping hesitated to say, "It's just that I have to wrong you later..."

"Ha ha."

"She must ask why..."

"Isn't that the reason?" Cai Cai was very self-aware.

"Thank you." Zheng Daping was not polite.

"What are you talking about?" Li Ran was anxious like a headless chicken, "Stop chatting, Auntie is coming, me, me, where should I hide?"

Suddenly, as if remembering something, he quickly walked up to the little police officer and asked very politely, "Can I stand outside? It's not too far, it's at the door."

"No." The little brother looked serious.

"Oh..." Li Ran came back dejectedly.

Within 2 seconds, "Why don't I sit across from you and pretend you don't know me." He said again.

Zheng Daping was helpless, he pulled Li Ran over, pushed him on the bench, and raised his chin at Cai Cai: "Don't worry, there is Cai Cai, she will carry this wild cauldron. "

Cai Cai? ? ?

After a while, his mother rushed over in a hurry.

Seeing Cai Cai, the corner of her mouth twitched.

Cai Cai felt that there must be ten thousand words of MMP in her heart that she did not say.

"Mom..." Zheng Daping hastened to meet her.

"What are you doing? You've been playing all the way to the police station?" His mother was annoyed, "Still fighting? Huh? Who did you learn from? This is it? Why don't you learn well?"

"Mom..."

"I'm not a child anymore, why can't I say that I have to do it? Someone must be instigating it? Have you made it clear to the police? It's not your responsibility, right? Can you leave then? It's so cold in the middle of the night ah!"

"no……"

"It's not your responsibility, right? I know it, I know my son, how can you do something like fighting..."

"Mom, I hit..."

"What?!!!" His mother's voice suddenly increased 8 times, and even the falsetto came out, "You hit someone?!!!"

"Mom, listen to me explain..."

"I don't listen I don't listen!"

"..."

"Daping, you weren't like this before, when did my old Zheng's doll get into a game!"

"Mom, the eldest sister has entered, the fourth sister has entered, and the younger sister has also entered." Zheng Daping kindly reminded her, "It's all because of fighting."

"They were all implicated! How could girls fight? All the fights are boys!"

"I'm a boy too..."

"You know that too?" His mother became furious when she heard this, "You are the only boy in our old Zheng's family, and you got into a mess today! I, me, my face is covered by you Lost it all!"

"mom……"

"Don't call me mom!"

"The aunt?"

"roll!"

"You have to listen to my explanation?"

"I don't listen I don't listen!"

"Then you go back."

"Huh?" This time it was his mother's turn to be confused.

"Since you don't want to know what happened, it's useless to stay here. It's better to go back and wash up early, so as not to make you angry and wronged me."

"Then tell me, what's going on, did the other party do it first, didn't it..."

"I did it first."

"You first!" His mother was not calm again, "Why do you want to do it? Ah? It's for no reason, do you know how indecent it is? What if someone you know sees it? It's so embarrassing!"

"I can't stand that silly 13 bullying Cai Cai." Zheng Daping said righteously.

? ? ? What?bully me?When did this happen?I do not know how?Cai Cai's face turned green.

But Zheng Daping continued to talk nonsense without blushing: "He actually called my wife a fat man! He even compared my wife to an animal! Is it tolerable or unbearable. As a boyfriend, I must seek justice for him!"

"Mom, you can blame me if you want to blame, it has nothing to do with Cai Cai." Zheng Daping looked at Cai Cai affectionately, and said affectionately to the figure of Li Ran in her eyes, "Dare to insult my lover? I didn't It would be good to tear his mouth off."

Behind him, Li Ran was so moved that he twitched.

Cai Cai felt that if he continued talking, his mother should tear her up.

Suddenly, I felt a coolness on my back.

Turn around.

really.

There was murderous look in his mother's eyes.