[Xinbai] Han Riyi, you are dead
Chapter 1
01.
"Don't you think you are hypocritical?"
"Why am I hypocritical?" Hearing his father's tone of disdain and hatred for iron, Han Xin became angry instantly, "I'll take a plane to go home, it's only human."
"Your father's private jet is not designed to pick you up and take you home during the holidays. It's busy, you son of a bitch!"
The old man hung up before he finished speaking, Han Xin stared in disbelief, the phone was gripped tighter and tighter, and he almost lost his breath.Ten seconds later, Han Xin tremblingly dialed his fucking phone.
"Mom, my dad won't come to pick me up. Where can I buy a plane ticket during the peak holiday season? Do you still want to see your son?"
"Son, it's common sense to go home and book a flight ticket a month in advance, right? What's going on in your head? You asked for it, and you can solve it yourself. A warm reminder that there is still hope for grabbing the high-speed rail ticket. Well, I'll go to the banquet with your dad Go, take care of yourself."
"..."
My parents were simply bewitched, and suddenly adopted a policy of keeping them free, asking me when I would go home for the holidays before letting them go.If there is a chance, he must meet the new fortune teller who came to the family three months ago, and tear up his alarmist mouth by the way. It is this shameless old god who persuades his parents to be strict with himself and harms all beings.
After a fierce ideological struggle, Han Xin dialed the phone number of his roommate Liu Bang, reluctantly pulled his face and asked him how to book a high-speed rail ticket.
The end result was that Liu Bang laughed for a full 3 minutes without stopping. Through the mobile phone, Han Xin could hear Liu Bang laughing tossing and turning on the bed at home and finally fell off the bed with a loud noise, and Zhang Liang slightly panicked. It's okay."
"Han Xin, Master Han, do you have some common sense? Do you have an ID card? Do you have a mobile phone? Download an app and figure it out for yourself. Don't waste my time in dating. Do you know that it is a waste of other people's time? Murder for money?"
OK. Fine.
The sentence that Han Xin was complained about most times in the whole year of last university was, "Can you have some common sense? Young master?", which is enough to prove that I have a ninth-grade disability in life and the bad habit of eating, drinking, enjoying, extravagant and promiscuous living as a young master is still dead. Change, all the people who should be offended in the school are offended. Fortunately, people are stupid and have a lot of money. In addition, roommate Liu Laosan has a lot of social reality, so he reluctantly used his money to get back some of the favorability of his classmates. Suffering from campus bullying and being forced to drop out of school.
Han Xin spent most of the semester. After receiving his report card of failing three subjects, his parents began to rethink whether their education of Han Xin was successful. Degree.
At this moment, Master Han held his ID card in one hand and the phone in the other, staring at the ticket booking system on the screen with his brows furrowed. After struggling for three hours, his phone finally received a message that the booking was successful.The young master heaved a sigh of relief, and immediately dialed another number.
"Hello, Mr. Han Xin, where do you want to go during the holidays?"
It is an aristocratic club where young men gather in the city. MonaLisa, Han Xin has a black card there, and the club provides him with real-time services. Arrangements were made to take him home.
"Take me to the high-speed rail station tomorrow."
"……what?"
"Otherwise can you get me a plane ticket home?"
"Okay, I understand. When will I pick you up to the high-speed rail station?"
The next day, the club arranged for Han Xin to send him to the train station on fuel that was more expensive than train tickets. When he parted, he cast a sympathetic look.
What kind of person is Han Xin? He has no ability to live, but his IQ is still there. When he caught a middle-aged man and grabbed his arm, he said seriously, "Hello, brother, it's my first time riding a high-speed train, can you take me with you?"
"Young man, are you kidding me? How old are you?" The middle-aged man was caught inexplicably, with an incredulous and impatient expression on his face.
"You make an offer."
"...??"
"Are these enough?"
The uncle was so frightened by his sudden withdrawal of money, as if he was looking at a terrorist trader, he pushed him back: "Damn it! Talk as you say, don't waste money like this, isn't it scary?! Today's young people Why do you pay for it at every turn, the world is going downhill, morality is degrading..."
"Then will you take me there?"
"..." The uncle rolled his eyes a few times, turned his head and stuffed the money into his pocket with an awkward expression, his eyes were extremely unnatural: "Ahem!!... Just follow me."
With the leading wingman, Han Xin followed him all the way through the security check, waiting for the station, and finally got into the car and parted ways with the uncle, sat in the comfortable first-class seat, just stretched his waist, and saw that other people were packing their suitcases Putting it in the luggage storage area on the seat, he glanced at his suitcase.
Then he followed the wind and carried his own box up, and helped a girl next to him by the way, but he was so weak that he dragged a 28-inch box that was much bigger than his own.Girls just bring a lot of things, Han Xin thought silently after helping her carry the boxes up.
"Thank you brother." The little girl was quite polite and thanked herself.
Han Xin waved his hand, sat back in his seat, put on his earphones, closed his eyes and rested his mind.The rock music in the earphones was turned up to the maximum, my ears were buzzing, my brain was dizzy and at the same time I was inexplicably happy.
The girl next to her made some movement. Han Xin opened his eyes and saw that she was going to the bathroom, but he didn't pay much attention to it. However, not long after he closed his eyes this time, there was a sound of heavy footsteps that was different from the girl's lightness and almost silent. , just the music stopped, there is a gap.Han Xin heard someone talking to him.
"Who owns this box?" The other party's tone was a bit tough, and his attitude was not friendly. Han Xin looked up and saw a young man wearing a uniform of a train attendant standing in front of him. His face was staring at him with a slightly sullen expression at this moment.
Han Xin opened his mouth to explain that the owner of the luggage had gone to the bathroom, but the man interrupted him involuntarily: "If it's so big, I still carry it up. What if I fall off and hit someone while the train is running?"
"I……"
"Do you have a little common sense?" The man raised his hand and straightened the hat on his head, covering his head and face as a lesson, "Take it off." After saying that, he turned around and left, continuing to check the next compartment.
Han Xin looked at his leaving back in a daze, tongue-tied, the man's slender figure was well-modified by the system, and one narrow waist was particularly eye-catching. I don't know if it was an illusion. very.
In the next second, Han Xin immediately took out his mobile phone, took a quick photo of the side face of the man who stopped to talk with others, squinted his eyes slightly, and sent the photo to his friends.
"Find out who this person is for me."
Five minutes later, Han Xin reached out and grabbed the arm of another flight attendant passing by. The movement was so big and the gloomy expression made the other party frightened that he lost control of his expression management.
"Hi, hello, what do you need?"
"Call me the person in charge here, whether it's the manager or the train conductor, I'll give you 3 minutes."
02.
"I'm very sorry!" This is the train conductor.
"I was wrong too, brother, I caused you to be misunderstood, I'm sorry!" This is the little sister who just came back from the bathroom, and was frightened by Han Xin, who was surrounded by a large group of staff in front of her. And rise.
Han Xin has been very serious since he was a child, but he never loses his temper with girls. He can be said to be a gentleman and a hooligan.In addition, that little sister is indeed cute, and Han Xin feels a little sorry for being scared like that by himself. All in all, all in all, he needs to shift his focus now to achieve his goal.
"Take that... Li Bai," Hu Penggouyou's efficiency is high, everything is done in 5 minutes, and the information of the flight attendant who is next to him has been turned upside down, and he almost posted a copy of the household registration book, "Call me over."
"He is on the other side. We have notified him to come over. Please wait a little longer."
"Wait, how long will you wait?"
"Soon! Soon..."
While speaking, the person Han Xin wanted to see had already walked slowly, walked up to Han Xin with a calm face, and bowed deeply to him, as emotionless as if he was reading a script to complete a task.
"Sorry for misunderstanding you, I apologize to you."
Hehe, this kid apologized and was like [-]. Who is provoking whom?
Han Xin turned to look at the train conductor, "Is this the attitude of your employees to apologize?"
The train conductor stomped angrily and raised his voice: "Li Bai! Be serious, don't be so casual!"
Unexpectedly, Li Bai blinked, lengthened the space between each two words as if he was singing, mellow and moving, with a rhythm: "Yes-no-start."
Han Xin was furious all of a sudden, but he caught a glimpse of a pitiful and mocking smile from the corner of the other party's mouth, and instantly realized that he was being tricked.
Where did the flight attendants come from? They look like young masters.
Glancing at his watch, Han Xin waved to all the employees, "Let's go first, but this matter is not over."
"Excuse me, can I leave too?" Li Bai tidied his clothes slowly.
"Of course." Anyway, I have all the cows in your several acres of land under my control. It depends on where you can go.
"Dear passengers, the train has arrived at this terminal, City A... Please pack your belongings and luggage, and get off the train in order..."
According to the data, this Li Bai is also a college student, three years older than himself. As for why he appeared on the bullet train, it should be a semester internship task. His major is transportation-related, and his school is quite close to his own. University town, only 10 minutes by taxi.The only child in the family, Han Xin, only saw this place, and the bullet train arrived at the station, so he had no choice but to get off first.
Then Young Master Han was surprised to find that after the passengers got off the bus, Li Bai, the flight attendant, also got off the bus, carrying a bag on his back.
So he's... off work?
When he was far away from the station, he saw his housekeeper waving excitedly at him. Han Xinxin rushed over as fast as he could and covered his mouth before the housekeeper called out his name and other welcome words.
"Shh, did you see that person in front?" Pointing at the back of Li Bai who was walking away, "follow him in a while, don't let him find out."
Young Master Han transformed himself into a stalking maniac with his own housekeeper.
Li Bai should be a resident of City A. He walked on the busy streets with ease, answered several calls along the way, and finally turned into a pedestrian street. Han Xin hurriedly got out of the car and threw the butler aside, and saw him walking into a bar.
The pink fluorescent signboard, this bar is called - "WeAreGays."
Han Xin petrified in place, staring at the door of the bar where people kept coming in and out, sure enough, all of them were accompanied by the same sex, and some came out of it, barely took off their clothes and hugged each other tightly, kissing while walking.The shorter man lost his footing and bumped into Han Xin.
"Oh, I'm sorry handsome guy..."
Han Xin finally regained his strength, mustered up the courage to bite the bullet and walked into the bar. The deafening music from the nightclub made him dizzy, and the colorful neon lights almost blinded the young master. The heavy smoke smell in the room, he struggled to squeeze to the bar counter, took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, and sat up with the chair behind him, while ambiguously said to the bartender at the bar counter: "Give me the lighter, then Another glass of whiskey."
The bartender started to ping-pong, and in a short while pushed the glass to Han Xin who was looking around for Li Bai's trace. At the same time, Han Xin just turned his head to look at him.
"..."
"Your cup," Li Bai reached out to the mouth of the cigarette with a lighter in his hand, and lighted it for him kindly, "five hundred."
After staring at each other for five seconds, Han Xin took a deep breath and spit all the smoke rings onto Li Bai's face.
"Can you say that again?"
"Others fifty." Li Bai calmly waved his hand to disperse the smoke, holding his breath while frowning slightly, "You five hundred."
Han Xin threw five banknotes up, lifted the glass and shook it, "I want to add ice."
"Serves a hundred with ice."
"Are you poor and crazy?"
"Two hundred to light a cigarette."
"..." After calming down, Han Xin handed over three more cards.
Li Bai took the money away, turned around with satisfaction and went to add ice cubes to him.
"Tell me," handed him the wine glass again, "Why are you following me?"
Han Xin took a sip, stared at him, and suddenly stretched out his hand: "One hundred."
"..."
"You want me to answer your question, shouldn't you pay me?"
The corner of Li Bai's mouth twitched, obviously he didn't expect to be beaten up by him, and reluctantly took out a hundred, "Very good," the first time he showed a fluctuating expression of gnashing his teeth, "Say."
"We haven't finished the matter on the train just now."
"Then what do you want?"
"Are you gay?"
"Why should I tell you?"
"Then you are working here?"
"..." After straightening his cuffs, Li Bai was calm and calm, with the expression of confronting Han Xin today: "One hundred."
Young Master Han finally couldn't bear it any longer. He took out his mobile phone and scanned the "Scan and Reward Me" QR code on the chest of Li Bai's uniform. Five seconds later, Li Bai's mobile phone vibrated and he received a transfer of 1 yuan.
"From now on, you have to say a hundred sentences to me."
"Thank you boss, please ask questions, boss."
"Answer my previous question."
"I'm working here."
"Then are you gay?"
Li Bai smiled slightly: "You are me."
"..."
"Looking at you like this, it's not your first time to come to the bar, is it? Young master."
"Who's coming to the bar for the first time? It's the first time I've been to a bar with so many people." Han Xin drank the rest of the wine in his glass, confidently, "I'm all for private parties."
"Oh, no wonder you have no common sense."
This glass of wine is definitely not pure, and I don't know how many things have been mixed into it. Han Xin's head became hot, and he stepped forward and grabbed Li Bai by the collar and dragged him over, "Who are you saying...have no common sense?"
What he didn't expect was that the next second the person opposite held his face and kissed him.
Lips touched, the smell of alcohol and tobacco was more obvious in the closed and narrow space, Han Xin quickly pushed the person away like a frightened bird.
"Why are you kissing me?"
"You are good-looking." Li Bai laughed with ease.
"So you're really gay?"
"If you are me-!"
This time, it was Han Xin who took the initiative to kiss Li Bai.
03
After being caught off guard for a short time, Han Xin quickly regained the initiative, and with the tip of his tongue, he pushed away the other party's Yuchi, wantonly teasing him, and clasped his head with his backhand to deepen the kiss to prevent the other party from breaking free. Li Bai began to panic and hammered himself hard.
Finally unable to collapse anymore, Li Bai escaped from his arms, lying on the bar with weak knees, his face flushed quickly.
Like a little sheep stripped of its hedgehog's shell after being dismantled, unwillingness and shame surged in his eyes at this moment.
"Little friend," although the other party is three years older than himself, he is still a little tender in this respect. Han Xin can see that he has revealed his true colors at this moment, "Is this the first time you have seduced someone? Tell me, why? ?”
As he spoke, he reached out and touched his head, but was met with fierce resistance from the other party.
"take away……!"
"Huh? Didn't you just say that I'm good-looking?" Han Xin leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Why not 100 to [-] now?"
"Whispering...!!" Li Bai was almost ashamed, stuffed all the money back into Han Xin's arms, and turned his head away awkwardly, "I'm going to marry someone I don't know, so it's better to let yourself go Maybe my parents won't let me get married if they know I'm messing around with others and think I'm ashamed."
"Hey, which daughter is so lucky to marry you?"
"Shut up Laozi."
Han Xinxin thought, looking at his eyes open to money, he is probably married. I don't know which powerful company his parents have taken a fancy to, and they want to drag their son into the water and sacrifice his son to climb high.
"So you've taken a fancy to me?"
"You were the one who followed me first. I had already given up the idea of letting myself go. Who made you suddenly appear?"
"Then do you want us to cooperate and let me help you?"
Li Bai's eyes lit up, and the dawn of hope was rekindled, "How can I help?"
"Tell me what your family does first."
"..." Li Bai thought for a moment, pretending to be in pain, "Actually, my family is in trouble, because it's bankrupt now, and I'm in a hurry to find straws, so I'm sold as a commodity."
Li Bai still didn't say what he was doing at home, but he managed to get Han Xin in, and he was skeptical.
"Now they must have sent someone to watch me, so I'm here to work, just to show them something."
"Brother, you are so ignorant, what if your family really went bankrupt because of you?"
Li Bai frowned, unhappy: "Then will you help?"
Han Xin thought for a while, then smiled maliciously, "Is there a hotel near here?"
"Upstairs there is... No, what do you want?"
"You don't open the room to show them." Taking a step forward, the tips of the two people's noses will collide in a second, "How do they believe that you are really depraved?"
"You want to take advantage of me?"
"I don't need a reward for helping you? But don't worry, after the matter is over, walk out of the hotel door, I don't know you, you don't know me. "
"no!"
Agitated, Li Bai slapped Han Xin on the arm, which startled Han Xin, thinking that he had molested the other party and became angry and wanted to tear up his ticket.
As a result, Li Bai quickly took off his uniform, grabbed his backpack, took a few steps back, and stretched out his hand to him: "Give me a hand."
"? Why?" Han Xin stretched out his hand in bewilderment, Li Bai stepped on the chair under him, rolled over the bar, jumped out neatly and landed firmly, flicked the ashes on his shoulders, turned back to Han Xin and said lightly: "If they You have to cooperate with me to complete the show, don't run away when you want to sleep, you have no professionalism."
Han Xin was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help laughing for a moment. This bluffing little sheep obviously suffered from himself, and he had to count the money for others. It was really fun to tease him.
"Okay!" Going forward, he grabbed Li Bai's waist and fished it into his arms, obviously feeling the other person's whole body trembling, "If you do a full set of acting, then we will start filming, from now on."
"...Hand..." Li Bai awkwardly wanted to break off Han Xin's arm on his waist, "Don't..."
"Action."
Without any explanation, she kissed him on the cheek.
"Your uncle!"
"My uncle's name is Han Xin."
04
The two of them came to the hotel awkwardly all the way. When checking in, Han Xin specially chose a couple suite. Li Bai started to get nervous, and was in a mess for a moment. In the end, Han Xin dragged him into the room halfway and halfway. He immediately retreated to the corner and watched vigilantly. with him.
"Almost stop it for me. I can knock down the Sanda teacher in school."
Attempted verbal warning, verbal deterrence.
Han Xin grinned, sitting calmly: "I am a black belt."
"..."
As the saying goes, feng shui takes turns, and the person who was separated from him on the bullet train just now has become a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.
"Okay, sit down, what should I do." Han Xin went to the bed comfortably, looked up at him, "Is there a charging cable? My mobile phone is about to die."
"Why should I lend it to you?"
"My phone is out of battery, so I can't play with it. If I can't play with my phone, I can only play with you."
Li Bai yelled "Shit" in a low voice, pulled out the charging cable from his backpack and unceremoniously threw it at Han Xin's face, "Recharge your battery!"
To be able to continue his life, Han Xin sent a text message to the housekeeper to ask him to go back first, then sneaked a glance at Li Bai's place, and found that he actually sat down at the table, took out his notebook...started to study? !
"Are you really a work-study program?"
Curiously leaning over, dumbfounding, "What are you looking at?"
Li Bai turned his head and said calmly: "The key technology of high-speed trains with a speed of 400 kilometers per hour."
"..."
"Air Pressure Distribution on Train Surface in Windy Environment."
"..."
"Pressure distribution on the surface of tunnel trains, and..."
"Stop, shut up." Han Xin waved his hands, one head and two big, "Farewell."
Li Bai sneered mockingly: "Look at you, you should be a scumbag in school, right? What major?"
"..." Han Xin thought for half a minute, hesitated to speak, and finally found his professional information, "IT."
"What profession do you not know yourself?!"
"I don't know. I haven't taken a class since I was in college. I always ask others to sign me in. I don't like my major."
"Then what do you want to do?"
"Playing games, eating, drinking and having fun."
"... farewell."
Li Bai rolled his eyes, turned back and continued reading.
The night is dark and the wind is high, and the spring is just in time. Who would have thought that the two of them would live in peace in the couple's suite without doing anything.
Han Xin was moved by his integrity.
Li Bai read the book and saw that he didn't go to bed until two or three o'clock. Han Xin was already asleep on the sofa, and was awakened by Li Bai's two slaps.
"Fuck...your uncle...what are you doing..."
"Undress and go to bed."
"What?"
"Take off your clothes." Li Bai said word by word, "If they force their way in tomorrow morning and find that we have nothing to do, wouldn't it be a waste of time?"
"Are you really not afraid that I will fuck you directly?"
"They're all pure men, don't babble, go to bed."
Han Xin was so sleepy that his eyes were dizzy, and he obeyed a lot in a dazed state. After taking off his clothes, he climbed onto the bed weakly and remained motionless like a corpse.
"Hey, and more," Li Bai ruthlessly shook him awake again, "If my parents call me tomorrow morning, you must answer it."
"Understood, let's go to sleep, okay?"
But he soon discovered that Li Bai likes to sleep with things in his arms and rolls up the quilt when he sleeps.
The bed exudes an ambiguous fragrance, and the two naked bodies face each other frankly on the bed of the couple's suite. Han Xin wakes up suddenly, and pushes Li Bai away nervously.
What the hell.
At this moment, Han Xin suddenly wanted to order a song.
The world suffers from insomnia.
05
Han Xin was woken up by the ringtone of the mobile phone.
"Hey, mom..." Turning over, Han Xin hit the head of the person beside him, Li Bai was still asleep, his eyelashes were thin and long, and his sleeping face was rare and beautiful.
"Why didn't you come back to sleep last night?"
"I... have fun playing games in the Internet cafe."
"Don't you have a computer at home? Hurry up and get ready. I'm going to a banquet tonight."
"What are you doing again?" Every time his parents called him to a banquet, Han Xin knew that something was wrong. He either introduced him to a daughter from another company, or tried to push himself into a business pit and force him to start contacting the family business.
"Why are you pretending to be stupid? Do you hear me?"
"...Mom," Han Xin had a whim, since Li Bai used himself as a shield, he might as well learn from him, and it would probably drive away a lot of unnecessary rotten love affairs, "Actually, I'm crooked."
"Oh." Han Ma was extremely calm, thinking he was farting.
"Mom, I'm not kidding, and I'm with someone else now, and we're sleeping."
"Really? Then tell me who it is."
Han Xin is sure that his mother is only looking for profit - people who have been in the mall for a long time have this strange problem, and they are used to it - he will never let himself be with Li Bai, and then he will pretend to be a stalemate with them, be brave for love, and reject all For other women, even if they can't block Li Bai for a lifetime, they are enough to spend this Spring Festival peacefully by themselves.Maybe at that time, we can sign a long-term cooperation with Li Bai, help each other, and benefit for life...
Perfect.
Simply perfect!
genius!
So Han Xin took a deep breath, and firmly stated the words he had compiled word by word: "His name is Li Bai, and his family is in the middle of nowhere," emphasizing the four words of his family, and each word is sonorous and powerful, "But we are together Very happy, if you want me to get married, I only want him."
"Han Xin, you haven't woken up, have you?" Mother Han's tone sank. Han Xin knew that the goal had been achieved, and the person opposite must be furious, "Say it again."
Han Xin's anger sank to his dantian, his voice was like a bell, "I said I want to marry him!"
Li Bai was finally woken up, looked suspiciously at the triumphant man in front of him, his eyes were sleepy, and his voice was tinged with a laziness.
"what are you doing……?"
At that time, on the other side of the phone, Han Ma said coldly.
"Very well, then it's settled."
? ? ? ?
"Last night, Lao Li told me that the two of you slept together. I still didn't believe it. How could it be possible for two people who are incompatible with each other." Han's mother laughed loudly, "Son, you are really proud of our family. Do you know how much their family assets are and how big the business is? Your father and I have long wanted to cooperate with their family, so God helped me to sleep with you."
"???"etc? ? ?
Han Xin glared at Li Bai viciously, with MMP and WTF written all over his face. Li Bai felt guilty when he saw him, and avoided his gaze unnaturally.
"Mom, what are you talking about, isn't their family... bankrupt?!"
"You haven't woken up, have you? If his family goes bankrupt, it will be the end of the world."
Han Xin hung up the phone forcefully, gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words: "What the hell is going on? Is your family bankrupt or not?!"
"Actually...no. I lied to you."
"What?!"
"If I tell you that my family is very rich," Li Bai said confidently, "How would I know if you would have an idea about my family? Besides, I don't like to act with my family's title. Do you think everyone is like you? Do you like to be high-profile? I wish everyone knew that you were an uncle."
"...Then your work-study program is full of food?"
"No." Li Bai lifted the quilt seriously, "Did you see my eight-pack abs? Do you know how long I have to spend in the gym every week to keep my fat mass at a stable value and not rebound? Once you relax a little, you will lose weight." I went back again. But since my internship, I have discovered that the effect of working hard day and night is twice the result with half the effort compared with going to the gym, and it can also serve the society, how wonderful it is.”
???
"Damn! Can you still play like this? Are you too idle to panic?! Young Master Li! Are you kidding me?!"
"Aren't you too? Playing games, booking bars, stalking, tipping [-], Master Han."
"Stop!" This is not the point, "Then do you know what my family does?"
Li Bai shook his head, "I never cared about these things."
"Then you know, we're really fucking getting married."
"???"
After 20 seconds of silence in the air, Li Bai looked at him dumbfounded,
"Excuseme?"
Han Xin pointed to his turned on cell phone. "Your phone is ringing.
This is still a very nasty ringtone: "Your father is looking for you! Your mother is looking for you! Your grandpa is looking for you—"
"..." The hand that picked up the phone trembled slightly, Li Bai swallowed, "Hello...Mom..."
"Son, mom finally understands why you didn't even look at a girl when she was introduced to you. Since you like boys, then your dad and I respect your decision. Without further ado, come out tonight and have dinner with Han Xin and his family."
"No, Mom, listen to me..."
"You don't need to listen. We are next to his parents and listened to the whole process of his confession to you."
"Mom, I'm not, I didn't..."
"Very good. Cooperating with the Han family, this year I will be able to trample those ants under my feet again. Ah, I really feel happy just thinking about it... Son, you are really my mother's pistachio. Mom didn't give birth to you in Bai Shiyue I will support you. Let’s not talk about it, our family is going to have morning tea. "
"Mom! Wait...!!"
The room fell silent again.
Young Master Han and Young Master Li looked at each other affectionately for half a minute.
Then they yelled at the same time, and finally wrestled into a ball on the bed, two naked and beautiful bodies, frankly seeing each other.
"Don't you think you are hypocritical?"
"Why am I hypocritical?" Hearing his father's tone of disdain and hatred for iron, Han Xin became angry instantly, "I'll take a plane to go home, it's only human."
"Your father's private jet is not designed to pick you up and take you home during the holidays. It's busy, you son of a bitch!"
The old man hung up before he finished speaking, Han Xin stared in disbelief, the phone was gripped tighter and tighter, and he almost lost his breath.Ten seconds later, Han Xin tremblingly dialed his fucking phone.
"Mom, my dad won't come to pick me up. Where can I buy a plane ticket during the peak holiday season? Do you still want to see your son?"
"Son, it's common sense to go home and book a flight ticket a month in advance, right? What's going on in your head? You asked for it, and you can solve it yourself. A warm reminder that there is still hope for grabbing the high-speed rail ticket. Well, I'll go to the banquet with your dad Go, take care of yourself."
"..."
My parents were simply bewitched, and suddenly adopted a policy of keeping them free, asking me when I would go home for the holidays before letting them go.If there is a chance, he must meet the new fortune teller who came to the family three months ago, and tear up his alarmist mouth by the way. It is this shameless old god who persuades his parents to be strict with himself and harms all beings.
After a fierce ideological struggle, Han Xin dialed the phone number of his roommate Liu Bang, reluctantly pulled his face and asked him how to book a high-speed rail ticket.
The end result was that Liu Bang laughed for a full 3 minutes without stopping. Through the mobile phone, Han Xin could hear Liu Bang laughing tossing and turning on the bed at home and finally fell off the bed with a loud noise, and Zhang Liang slightly panicked. It's okay."
"Han Xin, Master Han, do you have some common sense? Do you have an ID card? Do you have a mobile phone? Download an app and figure it out for yourself. Don't waste my time in dating. Do you know that it is a waste of other people's time? Murder for money?"
OK. Fine.
The sentence that Han Xin was complained about most times in the whole year of last university was, "Can you have some common sense? Young master?", which is enough to prove that I have a ninth-grade disability in life and the bad habit of eating, drinking, enjoying, extravagant and promiscuous living as a young master is still dead. Change, all the people who should be offended in the school are offended. Fortunately, people are stupid and have a lot of money. In addition, roommate Liu Laosan has a lot of social reality, so he reluctantly used his money to get back some of the favorability of his classmates. Suffering from campus bullying and being forced to drop out of school.
Han Xin spent most of the semester. After receiving his report card of failing three subjects, his parents began to rethink whether their education of Han Xin was successful. Degree.
At this moment, Master Han held his ID card in one hand and the phone in the other, staring at the ticket booking system on the screen with his brows furrowed. After struggling for three hours, his phone finally received a message that the booking was successful.The young master heaved a sigh of relief, and immediately dialed another number.
"Hello, Mr. Han Xin, where do you want to go during the holidays?"
It is an aristocratic club where young men gather in the city. MonaLisa, Han Xin has a black card there, and the club provides him with real-time services. Arrangements were made to take him home.
"Take me to the high-speed rail station tomorrow."
"……what?"
"Otherwise can you get me a plane ticket home?"
"Okay, I understand. When will I pick you up to the high-speed rail station?"
The next day, the club arranged for Han Xin to send him to the train station on fuel that was more expensive than train tickets. When he parted, he cast a sympathetic look.
What kind of person is Han Xin? He has no ability to live, but his IQ is still there. When he caught a middle-aged man and grabbed his arm, he said seriously, "Hello, brother, it's my first time riding a high-speed train, can you take me with you?"
"Young man, are you kidding me? How old are you?" The middle-aged man was caught inexplicably, with an incredulous and impatient expression on his face.
"You make an offer."
"...??"
"Are these enough?"
The uncle was so frightened by his sudden withdrawal of money, as if he was looking at a terrorist trader, he pushed him back: "Damn it! Talk as you say, don't waste money like this, isn't it scary?! Today's young people Why do you pay for it at every turn, the world is going downhill, morality is degrading..."
"Then will you take me there?"
"..." The uncle rolled his eyes a few times, turned his head and stuffed the money into his pocket with an awkward expression, his eyes were extremely unnatural: "Ahem!!... Just follow me."
With the leading wingman, Han Xin followed him all the way through the security check, waiting for the station, and finally got into the car and parted ways with the uncle, sat in the comfortable first-class seat, just stretched his waist, and saw that other people were packing their suitcases Putting it in the luggage storage area on the seat, he glanced at his suitcase.
Then he followed the wind and carried his own box up, and helped a girl next to him by the way, but he was so weak that he dragged a 28-inch box that was much bigger than his own.Girls just bring a lot of things, Han Xin thought silently after helping her carry the boxes up.
"Thank you brother." The little girl was quite polite and thanked herself.
Han Xin waved his hand, sat back in his seat, put on his earphones, closed his eyes and rested his mind.The rock music in the earphones was turned up to the maximum, my ears were buzzing, my brain was dizzy and at the same time I was inexplicably happy.
The girl next to her made some movement. Han Xin opened his eyes and saw that she was going to the bathroom, but he didn't pay much attention to it. However, not long after he closed his eyes this time, there was a sound of heavy footsteps that was different from the girl's lightness and almost silent. , just the music stopped, there is a gap.Han Xin heard someone talking to him.
"Who owns this box?" The other party's tone was a bit tough, and his attitude was not friendly. Han Xin looked up and saw a young man wearing a uniform of a train attendant standing in front of him. His face was staring at him with a slightly sullen expression at this moment.
Han Xin opened his mouth to explain that the owner of the luggage had gone to the bathroom, but the man interrupted him involuntarily: "If it's so big, I still carry it up. What if I fall off and hit someone while the train is running?"
"I……"
"Do you have a little common sense?" The man raised his hand and straightened the hat on his head, covering his head and face as a lesson, "Take it off." After saying that, he turned around and left, continuing to check the next compartment.
Han Xin looked at his leaving back in a daze, tongue-tied, the man's slender figure was well-modified by the system, and one narrow waist was particularly eye-catching. I don't know if it was an illusion. very.
In the next second, Han Xin immediately took out his mobile phone, took a quick photo of the side face of the man who stopped to talk with others, squinted his eyes slightly, and sent the photo to his friends.
"Find out who this person is for me."
Five minutes later, Han Xin reached out and grabbed the arm of another flight attendant passing by. The movement was so big and the gloomy expression made the other party frightened that he lost control of his expression management.
"Hi, hello, what do you need?"
"Call me the person in charge here, whether it's the manager or the train conductor, I'll give you 3 minutes."
02.
"I'm very sorry!" This is the train conductor.
"I was wrong too, brother, I caused you to be misunderstood, I'm sorry!" This is the little sister who just came back from the bathroom, and was frightened by Han Xin, who was surrounded by a large group of staff in front of her. And rise.
Han Xin has been very serious since he was a child, but he never loses his temper with girls. He can be said to be a gentleman and a hooligan.In addition, that little sister is indeed cute, and Han Xin feels a little sorry for being scared like that by himself. All in all, all in all, he needs to shift his focus now to achieve his goal.
"Take that... Li Bai," Hu Penggouyou's efficiency is high, everything is done in 5 minutes, and the information of the flight attendant who is next to him has been turned upside down, and he almost posted a copy of the household registration book, "Call me over."
"He is on the other side. We have notified him to come over. Please wait a little longer."
"Wait, how long will you wait?"
"Soon! Soon..."
While speaking, the person Han Xin wanted to see had already walked slowly, walked up to Han Xin with a calm face, and bowed deeply to him, as emotionless as if he was reading a script to complete a task.
"Sorry for misunderstanding you, I apologize to you."
Hehe, this kid apologized and was like [-]. Who is provoking whom?
Han Xin turned to look at the train conductor, "Is this the attitude of your employees to apologize?"
The train conductor stomped angrily and raised his voice: "Li Bai! Be serious, don't be so casual!"
Unexpectedly, Li Bai blinked, lengthened the space between each two words as if he was singing, mellow and moving, with a rhythm: "Yes-no-start."
Han Xin was furious all of a sudden, but he caught a glimpse of a pitiful and mocking smile from the corner of the other party's mouth, and instantly realized that he was being tricked.
Where did the flight attendants come from? They look like young masters.
Glancing at his watch, Han Xin waved to all the employees, "Let's go first, but this matter is not over."
"Excuse me, can I leave too?" Li Bai tidied his clothes slowly.
"Of course." Anyway, I have all the cows in your several acres of land under my control. It depends on where you can go.
"Dear passengers, the train has arrived at this terminal, City A... Please pack your belongings and luggage, and get off the train in order..."
According to the data, this Li Bai is also a college student, three years older than himself. As for why he appeared on the bullet train, it should be a semester internship task. His major is transportation-related, and his school is quite close to his own. University town, only 10 minutes by taxi.The only child in the family, Han Xin, only saw this place, and the bullet train arrived at the station, so he had no choice but to get off first.
Then Young Master Han was surprised to find that after the passengers got off the bus, Li Bai, the flight attendant, also got off the bus, carrying a bag on his back.
So he's... off work?
When he was far away from the station, he saw his housekeeper waving excitedly at him. Han Xinxin rushed over as fast as he could and covered his mouth before the housekeeper called out his name and other welcome words.
"Shh, did you see that person in front?" Pointing at the back of Li Bai who was walking away, "follow him in a while, don't let him find out."
Young Master Han transformed himself into a stalking maniac with his own housekeeper.
Li Bai should be a resident of City A. He walked on the busy streets with ease, answered several calls along the way, and finally turned into a pedestrian street. Han Xin hurriedly got out of the car and threw the butler aside, and saw him walking into a bar.
The pink fluorescent signboard, this bar is called - "WeAreGays."
Han Xin petrified in place, staring at the door of the bar where people kept coming in and out, sure enough, all of them were accompanied by the same sex, and some came out of it, barely took off their clothes and hugged each other tightly, kissing while walking.The shorter man lost his footing and bumped into Han Xin.
"Oh, I'm sorry handsome guy..."
Han Xin finally regained his strength, mustered up the courage to bite the bullet and walked into the bar. The deafening music from the nightclub made him dizzy, and the colorful neon lights almost blinded the young master. The heavy smoke smell in the room, he struggled to squeeze to the bar counter, took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, and sat up with the chair behind him, while ambiguously said to the bartender at the bar counter: "Give me the lighter, then Another glass of whiskey."
The bartender started to ping-pong, and in a short while pushed the glass to Han Xin who was looking around for Li Bai's trace. At the same time, Han Xin just turned his head to look at him.
"..."
"Your cup," Li Bai reached out to the mouth of the cigarette with a lighter in his hand, and lighted it for him kindly, "five hundred."
After staring at each other for five seconds, Han Xin took a deep breath and spit all the smoke rings onto Li Bai's face.
"Can you say that again?"
"Others fifty." Li Bai calmly waved his hand to disperse the smoke, holding his breath while frowning slightly, "You five hundred."
Han Xin threw five banknotes up, lifted the glass and shook it, "I want to add ice."
"Serves a hundred with ice."
"Are you poor and crazy?"
"Two hundred to light a cigarette."
"..." After calming down, Han Xin handed over three more cards.
Li Bai took the money away, turned around with satisfaction and went to add ice cubes to him.
"Tell me," handed him the wine glass again, "Why are you following me?"
Han Xin took a sip, stared at him, and suddenly stretched out his hand: "One hundred."
"..."
"You want me to answer your question, shouldn't you pay me?"
The corner of Li Bai's mouth twitched, obviously he didn't expect to be beaten up by him, and reluctantly took out a hundred, "Very good," the first time he showed a fluctuating expression of gnashing his teeth, "Say."
"We haven't finished the matter on the train just now."
"Then what do you want?"
"Are you gay?"
"Why should I tell you?"
"Then you are working here?"
"..." After straightening his cuffs, Li Bai was calm and calm, with the expression of confronting Han Xin today: "One hundred."
Young Master Han finally couldn't bear it any longer. He took out his mobile phone and scanned the "Scan and Reward Me" QR code on the chest of Li Bai's uniform. Five seconds later, Li Bai's mobile phone vibrated and he received a transfer of 1 yuan.
"From now on, you have to say a hundred sentences to me."
"Thank you boss, please ask questions, boss."
"Answer my previous question."
"I'm working here."
"Then are you gay?"
Li Bai smiled slightly: "You are me."
"..."
"Looking at you like this, it's not your first time to come to the bar, is it? Young master."
"Who's coming to the bar for the first time? It's the first time I've been to a bar with so many people." Han Xin drank the rest of the wine in his glass, confidently, "I'm all for private parties."
"Oh, no wonder you have no common sense."
This glass of wine is definitely not pure, and I don't know how many things have been mixed into it. Han Xin's head became hot, and he stepped forward and grabbed Li Bai by the collar and dragged him over, "Who are you saying...have no common sense?"
What he didn't expect was that the next second the person opposite held his face and kissed him.
Lips touched, the smell of alcohol and tobacco was more obvious in the closed and narrow space, Han Xin quickly pushed the person away like a frightened bird.
"Why are you kissing me?"
"You are good-looking." Li Bai laughed with ease.
"So you're really gay?"
"If you are me-!"
This time, it was Han Xin who took the initiative to kiss Li Bai.
03
After being caught off guard for a short time, Han Xin quickly regained the initiative, and with the tip of his tongue, he pushed away the other party's Yuchi, wantonly teasing him, and clasped his head with his backhand to deepen the kiss to prevent the other party from breaking free. Li Bai began to panic and hammered himself hard.
Finally unable to collapse anymore, Li Bai escaped from his arms, lying on the bar with weak knees, his face flushed quickly.
Like a little sheep stripped of its hedgehog's shell after being dismantled, unwillingness and shame surged in his eyes at this moment.
"Little friend," although the other party is three years older than himself, he is still a little tender in this respect. Han Xin can see that he has revealed his true colors at this moment, "Is this the first time you have seduced someone? Tell me, why? ?”
As he spoke, he reached out and touched his head, but was met with fierce resistance from the other party.
"take away……!"
"Huh? Didn't you just say that I'm good-looking?" Han Xin leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Why not 100 to [-] now?"
"Whispering...!!" Li Bai was almost ashamed, stuffed all the money back into Han Xin's arms, and turned his head away awkwardly, "I'm going to marry someone I don't know, so it's better to let yourself go Maybe my parents won't let me get married if they know I'm messing around with others and think I'm ashamed."
"Hey, which daughter is so lucky to marry you?"
"Shut up Laozi."
Han Xinxin thought, looking at his eyes open to money, he is probably married. I don't know which powerful company his parents have taken a fancy to, and they want to drag their son into the water and sacrifice his son to climb high.
"So you've taken a fancy to me?"
"You were the one who followed me first. I had already given up the idea of letting myself go. Who made you suddenly appear?"
"Then do you want us to cooperate and let me help you?"
Li Bai's eyes lit up, and the dawn of hope was rekindled, "How can I help?"
"Tell me what your family does first."
"..." Li Bai thought for a moment, pretending to be in pain, "Actually, my family is in trouble, because it's bankrupt now, and I'm in a hurry to find straws, so I'm sold as a commodity."
Li Bai still didn't say what he was doing at home, but he managed to get Han Xin in, and he was skeptical.
"Now they must have sent someone to watch me, so I'm here to work, just to show them something."
"Brother, you are so ignorant, what if your family really went bankrupt because of you?"
Li Bai frowned, unhappy: "Then will you help?"
Han Xin thought for a while, then smiled maliciously, "Is there a hotel near here?"
"Upstairs there is... No, what do you want?"
"You don't open the room to show them." Taking a step forward, the tips of the two people's noses will collide in a second, "How do they believe that you are really depraved?"
"You want to take advantage of me?"
"I don't need a reward for helping you? But don't worry, after the matter is over, walk out of the hotel door, I don't know you, you don't know me. "
"no!"
Agitated, Li Bai slapped Han Xin on the arm, which startled Han Xin, thinking that he had molested the other party and became angry and wanted to tear up his ticket.
As a result, Li Bai quickly took off his uniform, grabbed his backpack, took a few steps back, and stretched out his hand to him: "Give me a hand."
"? Why?" Han Xin stretched out his hand in bewilderment, Li Bai stepped on the chair under him, rolled over the bar, jumped out neatly and landed firmly, flicked the ashes on his shoulders, turned back to Han Xin and said lightly: "If they You have to cooperate with me to complete the show, don't run away when you want to sleep, you have no professionalism."
Han Xin was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help laughing for a moment. This bluffing little sheep obviously suffered from himself, and he had to count the money for others. It was really fun to tease him.
"Okay!" Going forward, he grabbed Li Bai's waist and fished it into his arms, obviously feeling the other person's whole body trembling, "If you do a full set of acting, then we will start filming, from now on."
"...Hand..." Li Bai awkwardly wanted to break off Han Xin's arm on his waist, "Don't..."
"Action."
Without any explanation, she kissed him on the cheek.
"Your uncle!"
"My uncle's name is Han Xin."
04
The two of them came to the hotel awkwardly all the way. When checking in, Han Xin specially chose a couple suite. Li Bai started to get nervous, and was in a mess for a moment. In the end, Han Xin dragged him into the room halfway and halfway. He immediately retreated to the corner and watched vigilantly. with him.
"Almost stop it for me. I can knock down the Sanda teacher in school."
Attempted verbal warning, verbal deterrence.
Han Xin grinned, sitting calmly: "I am a black belt."
"..."
As the saying goes, feng shui takes turns, and the person who was separated from him on the bullet train just now has become a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.
"Okay, sit down, what should I do." Han Xin went to the bed comfortably, looked up at him, "Is there a charging cable? My mobile phone is about to die."
"Why should I lend it to you?"
"My phone is out of battery, so I can't play with it. If I can't play with my phone, I can only play with you."
Li Bai yelled "Shit" in a low voice, pulled out the charging cable from his backpack and unceremoniously threw it at Han Xin's face, "Recharge your battery!"
To be able to continue his life, Han Xin sent a text message to the housekeeper to ask him to go back first, then sneaked a glance at Li Bai's place, and found that he actually sat down at the table, took out his notebook...started to study? !
"Are you really a work-study program?"
Curiously leaning over, dumbfounding, "What are you looking at?"
Li Bai turned his head and said calmly: "The key technology of high-speed trains with a speed of 400 kilometers per hour."
"..."
"Air Pressure Distribution on Train Surface in Windy Environment."
"..."
"Pressure distribution on the surface of tunnel trains, and..."
"Stop, shut up." Han Xin waved his hands, one head and two big, "Farewell."
Li Bai sneered mockingly: "Look at you, you should be a scumbag in school, right? What major?"
"..." Han Xin thought for half a minute, hesitated to speak, and finally found his professional information, "IT."
"What profession do you not know yourself?!"
"I don't know. I haven't taken a class since I was in college. I always ask others to sign me in. I don't like my major."
"Then what do you want to do?"
"Playing games, eating, drinking and having fun."
"... farewell."
Li Bai rolled his eyes, turned back and continued reading.
The night is dark and the wind is high, and the spring is just in time. Who would have thought that the two of them would live in peace in the couple's suite without doing anything.
Han Xin was moved by his integrity.
Li Bai read the book and saw that he didn't go to bed until two or three o'clock. Han Xin was already asleep on the sofa, and was awakened by Li Bai's two slaps.
"Fuck...your uncle...what are you doing..."
"Undress and go to bed."
"What?"
"Take off your clothes." Li Bai said word by word, "If they force their way in tomorrow morning and find that we have nothing to do, wouldn't it be a waste of time?"
"Are you really not afraid that I will fuck you directly?"
"They're all pure men, don't babble, go to bed."
Han Xin was so sleepy that his eyes were dizzy, and he obeyed a lot in a dazed state. After taking off his clothes, he climbed onto the bed weakly and remained motionless like a corpse.
"Hey, and more," Li Bai ruthlessly shook him awake again, "If my parents call me tomorrow morning, you must answer it."
"Understood, let's go to sleep, okay?"
But he soon discovered that Li Bai likes to sleep with things in his arms and rolls up the quilt when he sleeps.
The bed exudes an ambiguous fragrance, and the two naked bodies face each other frankly on the bed of the couple's suite. Han Xin wakes up suddenly, and pushes Li Bai away nervously.
What the hell.
At this moment, Han Xin suddenly wanted to order a song.
The world suffers from insomnia.
05
Han Xin was woken up by the ringtone of the mobile phone.
"Hey, mom..." Turning over, Han Xin hit the head of the person beside him, Li Bai was still asleep, his eyelashes were thin and long, and his sleeping face was rare and beautiful.
"Why didn't you come back to sleep last night?"
"I... have fun playing games in the Internet cafe."
"Don't you have a computer at home? Hurry up and get ready. I'm going to a banquet tonight."
"What are you doing again?" Every time his parents called him to a banquet, Han Xin knew that something was wrong. He either introduced him to a daughter from another company, or tried to push himself into a business pit and force him to start contacting the family business.
"Why are you pretending to be stupid? Do you hear me?"
"...Mom," Han Xin had a whim, since Li Bai used himself as a shield, he might as well learn from him, and it would probably drive away a lot of unnecessary rotten love affairs, "Actually, I'm crooked."
"Oh." Han Ma was extremely calm, thinking he was farting.
"Mom, I'm not kidding, and I'm with someone else now, and we're sleeping."
"Really? Then tell me who it is."
Han Xin is sure that his mother is only looking for profit - people who have been in the mall for a long time have this strange problem, and they are used to it - he will never let himself be with Li Bai, and then he will pretend to be a stalemate with them, be brave for love, and reject all For other women, even if they can't block Li Bai for a lifetime, they are enough to spend this Spring Festival peacefully by themselves.Maybe at that time, we can sign a long-term cooperation with Li Bai, help each other, and benefit for life...
Perfect.
Simply perfect!
genius!
So Han Xin took a deep breath, and firmly stated the words he had compiled word by word: "His name is Li Bai, and his family is in the middle of nowhere," emphasizing the four words of his family, and each word is sonorous and powerful, "But we are together Very happy, if you want me to get married, I only want him."
"Han Xin, you haven't woken up, have you?" Mother Han's tone sank. Han Xin knew that the goal had been achieved, and the person opposite must be furious, "Say it again."
Han Xin's anger sank to his dantian, his voice was like a bell, "I said I want to marry him!"
Li Bai was finally woken up, looked suspiciously at the triumphant man in front of him, his eyes were sleepy, and his voice was tinged with a laziness.
"what are you doing……?"
At that time, on the other side of the phone, Han Ma said coldly.
"Very well, then it's settled."
? ? ? ?
"Last night, Lao Li told me that the two of you slept together. I still didn't believe it. How could it be possible for two people who are incompatible with each other." Han's mother laughed loudly, "Son, you are really proud of our family. Do you know how much their family assets are and how big the business is? Your father and I have long wanted to cooperate with their family, so God helped me to sleep with you."
"???"etc? ? ?
Han Xin glared at Li Bai viciously, with MMP and WTF written all over his face. Li Bai felt guilty when he saw him, and avoided his gaze unnaturally.
"Mom, what are you talking about, isn't their family... bankrupt?!"
"You haven't woken up, have you? If his family goes bankrupt, it will be the end of the world."
Han Xin hung up the phone forcefully, gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words: "What the hell is going on? Is your family bankrupt or not?!"
"Actually...no. I lied to you."
"What?!"
"If I tell you that my family is very rich," Li Bai said confidently, "How would I know if you would have an idea about my family? Besides, I don't like to act with my family's title. Do you think everyone is like you? Do you like to be high-profile? I wish everyone knew that you were an uncle."
"...Then your work-study program is full of food?"
"No." Li Bai lifted the quilt seriously, "Did you see my eight-pack abs? Do you know how long I have to spend in the gym every week to keep my fat mass at a stable value and not rebound? Once you relax a little, you will lose weight." I went back again. But since my internship, I have discovered that the effect of working hard day and night is twice the result with half the effort compared with going to the gym, and it can also serve the society, how wonderful it is.”
???
"Damn! Can you still play like this? Are you too idle to panic?! Young Master Li! Are you kidding me?!"
"Aren't you too? Playing games, booking bars, stalking, tipping [-], Master Han."
"Stop!" This is not the point, "Then do you know what my family does?"
Li Bai shook his head, "I never cared about these things."
"Then you know, we're really fucking getting married."
"???"
After 20 seconds of silence in the air, Li Bai looked at him dumbfounded,
"Excuseme?"
Han Xin pointed to his turned on cell phone. "Your phone is ringing.
This is still a very nasty ringtone: "Your father is looking for you! Your mother is looking for you! Your grandpa is looking for you—"
"..." The hand that picked up the phone trembled slightly, Li Bai swallowed, "Hello...Mom..."
"Son, mom finally understands why you didn't even look at a girl when she was introduced to you. Since you like boys, then your dad and I respect your decision. Without further ado, come out tonight and have dinner with Han Xin and his family."
"No, Mom, listen to me..."
"You don't need to listen. We are next to his parents and listened to the whole process of his confession to you."
"Mom, I'm not, I didn't..."
"Very good. Cooperating with the Han family, this year I will be able to trample those ants under my feet again. Ah, I really feel happy just thinking about it... Son, you are really my mother's pistachio. Mom didn't give birth to you in Bai Shiyue I will support you. Let’s not talk about it, our family is going to have morning tea. "
"Mom! Wait...!!"
The room fell silent again.
Young Master Han and Young Master Li looked at each other affectionately for half a minute.
Then they yelled at the same time, and finally wrestled into a ball on the bed, two naked and beautiful bodies, frankly seeing each other.
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