[Xinbai] Han Riyi, you are dead

01

Han Xin, male, 22 years old, a young master in a certain university in C city who lives around eating and waiting to die but can't die, because his family is so rich that he can't even flop if he wants to, and death is hard to find.

It is said that he is ignorant and idle, but those who are familiar with him know that the young master's hand speed and operation in front of the computer can beat all the great gods on the opposite side, Buddhas block and kill Buddhas, gods block and kill gods, there is no game he can't play , Only the operators who dare not recommend him to play this game, no one wants to invite a bug monster that can change the nature of the game to smash their own signboard, the gain outweighs the loss.

Under such circumstances, those hands are invaluable. They are not only easy to use but also good-looking. They are slender and well-defined. How many hands are forced to go crazy because of love? According to reliable sources, those hands are even insured for tens of millions. Above, if you touch it, you may lose your fortune. This wave of show operations is simply 666.

But the owner of these hands never dreamed that one day his hands would be used to fight with others, and he would not stop clocking in for three meals a day.

"No! Do! Move! My model!"

"Then don't touch my game console!"

"Placing it here affects my study!"

"You can burn the lights until three o'clock in the middle of the night in the lover's suite. Now you tell me that a game console can distract you?"

"Stop talking nonsense! The old rules, just fight, whoever wins depends on whoever wins."

On the eve of the Spring Festival in 2018, Young Master Han ended his 22-year single life, skipped the love stage, and achieved it in one step. The marriage status on the household registration book became married.

The Chinese New Year is coming, and Han Xin's New Year's wish is to meet the fortune teller hired by the family, and then tear that damned old magic stick into pieces.Of course, this is also the New Year's wish of his current spouse, Li Bai.

The old god stick said that if the Han and Li families want to join forces, they must register their marriage within 49 days and establish a marriage relationship in order to consolidate their career, family, and health.Otherwise, it will not only have a serious impact on the two companies, but may also bring about a bloodbath.

What the hell are these things? Shouldn't you know it's a lie as soon as you hear this kind of nonsense?However, businessmen seek stability rather than danger, and would rather believe in what they have or not, especially for a businessman with a large company, who is even more turbulent, and has settled accounts with his own son, and will not be soft when selling them.The parents of both parties mainly coaxed and deceived, supplemented by threats and lures. In the end, the farce tug-of-war ended with "marriage in exchange for temporarily not forcing them to take care of family affairs".

The day was sunny and sunny, and the two parents happily sent them to the Civil Affairs Bureau. Young Master Han and Young Master Li stood in front of the red cloth, showing hypocritical and weak smirks, and they shot pictures that they will always be in the future. The photo that appeared in the red book.

Opening the marriage certificate, the expressions of the two seemed to read "seeing death as home" instead of "be united forever".

Han Xin originally thought, why not just register?Who is afraid of whom.As long as he doesn't force himself to get involved in the messy affairs of the family these few years, he can bear the humiliation and bear the burden, saying that it is marriage, but a piece of thin paper with legal effect, with white background and black characters, scribbling on the relationship between himself and another The name of the person, but whether the physical marriage or not depends entirely on the two people who have common interests.

She just didn't know if her marriage partner, the self-proclaimed Young Master Li, would agree with her dirty thoughts.When Han Xin thought of this, Li Bai's disdainful expression of contempt for him automatically appeared in his mind.

But this time, it turned out that he really thought too much, God was slapping Han Xin in the face with the bloody reality.

"Great, let's do it like this." Li Bai replied to himself within five seconds after sending the text message.

? ?

Oh, OK.

So seven days later, they registered.

Another three days later, the wedding room prepared for them by the family was cleaned, and the two moved into a large villa decorated with lights and festoons—then slept in separate rooms, and played their own things on weekdays.

Li Bai is a perfectionist. He gets up early every day for running, working out, working, studying, and entertainment. Han Xin’s biological clock is completely reversed. At that time, Han Xin was clacking and clattering on the keyboard in the study.All in all, the two of them basically couldn't meet each other.

However, it is still necessary to deal with the parents, so the meeting with the parents has become the most painful moment for the two of them.They had to put on the blinding wedding rings that their parents had chosen for the two, and forcibly held hands to pretend to be in love.

Because that rubbish stick said again, the year after the establishment of the marriage relationship is the most critical moment. If there is no major rift in the relationship between the two during this year, then the Han and Li families will have a good relationship no matter in career or family. Once and for all, no more worries.

It's really the sun of that old magician's family, so how can he still be a magician until now? !

02

But soon, the two realize that they might actually be a bit of a mismatch.

It’s okay if we don’t meet each other, but when we meet head-on, we will start arguing, for example, “You didn’t collect the bottle after drinking in the living room again, making the floor dirty”, for example, “You don’t want me to be with you when you study. Playing games has seriously affected my spiritual food", or "You order takeaway every day and don't take it yourself, I will help you every time" and "In the future, you will wake up so early and wake me up to talk to you forever".

So, the two made an agreement that every time there was a dispute, they would fight on the spot, and whoever won would listen to it.

Things immediately became much simpler.Han Xin relied on his size advantage, but his irregular work and rest schedule was mostly listless. He was often taken advantage of by Li Bai to turn defeat into victory.

Weird.

The reason was that when Li Bai came back that day, he accidentally kicked over a game character model that Han Xin placed in the center of the living room, and it fell apart completely. Turn around slowly and walk into Li Bai's study.

Boom!He punched it and smashed Li Bai's architectural model with force.

"Okay," then clapped his hands triumphantly, "we're even now."

"Han Xin, your uncle!"

"I'm your uncle, isn't that fair?"

"Come downstairs, let's call in the living room."

"Accompany you to the end."

Just when the two men were wrestling and the fighting situation entered a fierce stage, when the battlefield shifted from ordinary confrontation to fierce confrontation on the ground, several familiar shouts came from behind.

"Xiaobai! I came to see you with my in-laws—"

Han Xin and Li Bai trembled at the same time, as if seeing a ghost.

It was the voice of the mother of two.

Li Bai had already regained the initiative and rode on Han Xin's body, raising his fist high and about to KO the guy below him with a punch.

Fuck!If they find out that the two are not in harmony, they will not only make the two old women angry (mainly due to superstition and fear that the family's business will be affected), but they may also be chopped into potato chips.

The desire to survive made the two people have an unexpected tacit understanding. The soul seemed to establish a 100% resonance at this moment. It was too late and then too fast. Li Bai's hand turned into a fist in the air and at the same time he bent down and held Han Xin's face. Putting the arms around his waist, one up and one down to half-circle the person into his arms, the whole set of movements was completed within five seconds, without interruption, seamless connection, perfect.

In this way, from the perspective of the two mothers, the two seem to be about to start a wonderful love affair on the ground.

Li Bai's mother was more lively, and she was about to scream in shock, but Han Xin's mother covered her mouth and dragged her away from the scene quickly.

"...Are you leaving?" Li Bai was stiff and trembling to keep a distance from Han Xin's mouth, and Li Bai used all his strength to prevent himself from kissing him.

Han Xin moved his body and tried his best to look behind him, "It seems to be gone."

"Won't you come back suddenly again?"

"...then keep it a little longer?"

Nodding his head, Li Bai swallowed hard.

"...Let's go?" It's time to go this time.

"gone."

"you sure?"

"determine."

Li Bai stood up and was about to get up from Han Xin's body, but suddenly his legs went numb and he lost consciousness, so he sat down again forcefully.

Han Xin snorted, his stomach almost burst out, "Did you do it on purpose?"

"..." Li Bai looked embarrassed, felt ashamed, and gritted his teeth, "My leg is numb..."

"How long will you keep this position? If you don't get up again, I'll throw you out."

Li Bai grabbed his neck hard, "I told you that my legs are numb, can't I understand people's words? I think you owe a punch, and you should make up for that punch just now!"

Just when Li Bai raised his hand to hit him again, Han Xin pressed his shoulders and stood up suddenly, and quickly pressed it back under his body. His broad waist supported Li Bai's still numb legs, and the NPC in front of him He yelled in shock, and was sealed with a kiss within a few words.

Li Bai screamed vaguely and struggled, but his whole body became weaker and weaker. Han Xin was like a monster, and this kiss sucked all his strength dry.

After an unknown amount of time, Han Xin let go of him, rolled to the side and sat down.

"Does it have to be like this every time to calm down?"

Since the first time they met Li Bai and kissed him casually, it is said that it was his first kiss, Han Xin has always held a grudge, and seized every opportunity to get it back with interest.Therefore, kissing is actually not a strange thing for two people, but it is more like a competition with each other.

Li Bai lay on the ground gasping for breath, dizzy.

"Then what's the deal?" Han Xin asked.

Awkwardly turning his head away, Li Bai perfunctory with an extremely unnatural expression, absent-minded: "That's it, tie. I can put my model back together myself."

Nodding his head, Han Xin suddenly said seriously: "I have broken your model, I apologize to you."

"...Why are you so wordy? I kicked you too."

The people around laughed heartlessly: "I can buy another one."

"Brother, are you reckless? Your model can obviously be put back together."

"Oh, but I'm lazy."

Why is there such a person? !Li Bai hated iron for being weak: "Then you give me the money, and I'll help you fight it back, OK?"

"That's it, it's a deal." The conflict was resolved tonight, and Han Xin took out his mobile phone, "Have you eaten yet?"

"……not yet."

"Order a takeaway together?"

"Who wants to eat as unhealthy as you—"

"I'll take it this time."

"...cough cough, which one?"

Today's Young Master Han and Young Master Li seem to be a little more harmonious.