Pit King's special tricks for getting out of the pit

Jianghu's right eye twitched violently today, twitching and twitching, and he could see the frequency of the twitching just by staring at it.

He rubbed it with his hands, but his double eyelids turned into triple eyelids, but he couldn't suppress the arrogant force.

Xiaoyun asked him: "Young master's eyes are uncomfortable?"

Jiang Hu: "The left eye jumps into money and the right eye jumps into disaster, is it credible?"

Xiaoyun said: "It's believable, it seems that the young master has an unreasonable disaster today."

Jiang Hu suddenly felt uneasy, and said, "Go and close the door, I won't see anyone today."

Facts have proved that Xiaoyun is not only a smart girl, but also a girl with a crow's mouth. When Xiaoyun walked to the door and was about to close the door, she saw a white and tender boy poking his face outside the door.

She didn't close the door anymore, and quickly welcomed the disaster Jianghu avoided with a smile.

"Young master, why are you standing at the door and not coming in?"

Bai Nen boy rolled his clothes in his small hands and asked anxiously: "Is Xiaohu here?"

"Here, the young master just said that we won't see any guests today and asked me to close the door. The young master came just in time. You are together and have company, the young master will not be bored." Xiaoyun kept promoting her "lonely" young master.

Xiaoyun lingered at the door for so long and Jianghu knew that he was "imminent".

Boy Bai Nen is Jiang Bei, the twin brother of Xiao Jianghu. At first glance, the two are carved out of the same mold. If you look closely, you will find that Jiang Hu's luck is extremely low. black.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like you are about to suffer.

Xiao Jiangbei shyly walked to Jianghu's bed: "Xiaohu."

What a crime...Jianghu covered his face and thought to himself: "They were born from the same root, so why bother each other so quickly."

With such thoughts in mind, Jiang Hu responded calmly, "You didn't go to Guiyun Mountain?"

Jiang Bei watched his expression and found that he didn't have an angry expression, so he relaxed a bit: "I miss you."

"..." This guy doesn't follow the rules.

Although Jiang Bei and Jiang Hu were twin brothers, Jiang Shu and Feng Qingniang had different expectations for them.

Although Jianghu signed a blood contract with Qilin Beast, his aptitude is not as good as Jiangbei and Jiangnan. Since ancient times, the middle row has been the most embarrassing. There is no way to achieve fairness at both ends of the balance.

But Jianghu doesn't blame the two of them, except that he is 23 years old and has no face to compete with Jiangnan and Jiangbei. It is because these two people are good enough to him, and the big Jianghu who is not greedy lives in Xiaojianghu's body. He has a certain degree of discretion, although he pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, he is in the spirit of enjoying himself in time, when will he carry out his extravagance and lust, and then he will kick his legs and die smoothly. Such a person who is content with the status quo cannot afford to suffer a big storm.

But Jiangbei is different. No one in the Jiang family treats him badly, and no one dares to be disrespectful to him. Except for this twin brother, it is the first time in the past three months that Jiangbei knows what is called "face" from others. He still has to learn how to see.

Therefore, although the boy Bai Nen was the only favorite of the Jiang family, he was taught the first lesson of entering the world by Jiang Hu.

This "teacher" didn't need money, but his face was so good that Jiang Bei had to be more careful in front of him, and he was almost a man with his tail up.

When he entered the door, Jiang Bei was still worried: "Will he be angry if I come to Xiaohu so recklessly?"

In fact, Jiang Bei still didn't quite understand why Jianghu was estranged from him. He could only guess from the not-too-distant past that he had injured Jianghu. He was afraid of pain and hated him.

The boy Bai Nen looked happy, but Jiang Hu was so hard-hearted that he didn't want to drive him out, so he waved his hands, expecting the conversation to end within the range of the bed: "Come up."

Jiang Bei shrank his neck, took off his shoes and went to bed: "Are you going to hit me?"

"..." Is his expression so hideous at this moment?

Seeing his speechless expression, Jiang Bei knew that he had said something wrong again: "Did I misunderstand you?"

Jianghu came to the conclusion that although Bai Nun has good talent, he is too "innocent" and can turn people to death if he admits a mistake.

"If I hit you, you will tell your parents." Jiang Hu responded with a three-year-old IQ.

Jiang Bei didn't expect that Jiang Hu really wanted to hit him, but he didn't do it because of Jiang Shu and his wife's lust. For a moment, his heart ached, and tears rolled in his eyes, but he didn't dare to fall: "I...I won't say... .You hit...you hit...you won't be angry?"

Jianghu admitted: "Jiangbei, you are a pit brother!"

Jiang Bei sobbed softly: "I didn't."

Jiang Hu quickly rubbed his head: "Okay, I didn't want to hit you, why are you crying?"

Jiang Bei stopped crying immediately, and rubbed his head against Jiang Hu's palm, enjoying the hard-won kindness.

Jiang Hu was stunned by his rubbing. He didn't expect this kid's hair to be very soft, and the rubbing was quite comfortable, so Jiang Hu rubbed it twice more.

Jiangbei was so happy that he couldn't find North.

Jiang Bei: "Xiaohu, can I ask you to go out to play?"

"No."

"why."

Because it's dangerous: "I don't want to go."

"You're getting lazy."

That's my cleverness, you scourge: "If you are bored, go to the bookshelf and get a book to read."

Jiang Bei was dawdling, as if he was struggling with how to choose between tricking Jiang Hu out and compromising with the book.

But in fact, he has full of characteristics of dawdling, no matter how you look at it, he is hesitant to speak, and he is hiding something in his heart.

The "human spirit" in Jianghu's essence ran out to take the lead, and asked softly, "Do you have something to hide from me?"

"No." Jiangbei said anxiously.

Jianghu looked at Jiang Bei as if he was lying and fled with his eyes of "you are lying", no matter how reserved he was before, he said, "Xiaohu, they said that you are the reincarnation of your ancestors, so you will make a blood contract with the Qilin beast. Really?"

"You know what five-year-olds are best at?"

Jiang Bei is a good student, he always asks: "What is it?"

Jiang Hu: "I was deceived."

Jiangbei: "..."

Jiang Hu: "But where did you hear that?"

Jiang Bei: "I heard what the elders said to Dad."

Jianghu's heart was shocked, and he almost couldn't help himself: "What did Dad say?"

Jiang Bei: "Father said no, that you are his and mother's child, and you are definitely not the reincarnation of our ancestors."

Jiang Hu was sure that Jiang Shu and Feng Qingniang knew something. They were suspicious of him before, but they were forced to believe that he was "Jiang Hu".

He is indeed Jianghu, and his name is correct... He is too confident, and thinks that his poor acting skills have fooled everyone, and he can break into the world at any time.

But Xiao Jianghu was born by Feng Qingniang in ten months of pregnancy, and brought him up with one hand, and his son suddenly changed, how could Feng Qingniang not doubt it?

And...if it really wants to make a blood contract with "Jianghu", why didn't Qilin Beast make an oath with Jianghu three months ago and wound him, so he lost his life and was occupied by him...

The answer is obvious in an instant, the person Qilin Beast is waiting for is not "Jianghu" at all, but him who was struck to death by lightning in a different time and space and returned from his corpse.

That is who has the greater ability to convince Jiang Shu and Feng Qingniang that he is the "Jianghu", and there is only Qilin Beast.

After the truth came out, Jianghu discovered that when he saw the Qilin Beast, the Qilin Beast's attitude and words were thoughtful and terrified.

"You are here..." Qilin Beast knew that he would come to this time and space, and had been waiting for him.

Jianghu wished he could jump in front of the Qilin beast right now, and be speechless when he asked it, but Jianghu didn't dare, because he knew he couldn't go back. The body is beyond recognition, life is worse than death.

So from the moment he made the blood contract with the Qilin Beast, there was a constant thread binding him and the Qilin Beast to this time and space.

Jianghu immediately recognized the status quo, and wanted to think of the most beneficial solution for him as quickly as possible.

Attract attention?No...he can't steal Jiangnan's limelight, and he is indeed not as talented in cultivation as Jiangnan.

Be content with the status quo?That is probably the best way to get revenge on Qilin Beast for using him.

Seeing Jianghu's face turning green and then pale, and changing his face during the live performance, Jiang Bei was terrified: "Xiaohu, the elders must have misunderstood, don't worry about it."

This silly boy...

"Okay, let's go and read a book. I'm tired and want to sleep for a while."

It was too much effort, and he actually fought with a beast.

Jiang Bei had no choice but to go to the bookshelf to get a book to read, but after he went there, he found that he couldn't recognize the character, so he asked Jiang Hu, who was born a few minutes earlier than him, for help: "Xiaohu, I don't know the character."

Jiang Hu was furious and said, "Are you finished?"

Obviously it was a high level of anger, but he still had to press the top of his head to serve his younger brother.

How do you say it?Is it a blessing or a curse? A disaster cannot be avoided. When a disaster enters the door, can disaster be escaped?

Once again, Jiangbei's strength pitted his brother.

When Jianghu got out of bed, he was tripped by a large piece of bed sheet that Jiang Bei rubbed back and forth, and fell off the half-meter-high bed. With a loud bang, he fell to the ground. Shit-like bruised nose and swollen face.

The palms and knees were scratched, two front teeth were knocked out, and blood flowed from the mouth.

So the anger on the top of his head was like boiling water, and he jumped up all at once. Jianghu let the anger pour him into a rage, and put Jiangbei on the blacklist: "Jiangbei, sir."