Pit King's special tricks for getting out of the pit

When Jianghu was young, he beat his deskmate and tore up the papers, but he didn't dare to lift the girl's skirt or pull the girl's hair.

When he was an asshole, the asshole was very strange, making people want to hate but couldn't find the backbone to poke.

It's not that Jianghu is prudish, it's that he has a ruler in his heart, and he can't afford some responsibilities.

He always stays one step behind when doing things, and he doesn't dare to go to the death to cheat others.

When Jiangbei "involves others", he holds Wuwu in his left hand and ignorance in his right hand, forming a "I don't know".

Little Jianghu ruined his life for him, and Dajianghu broke two front teeth.

After the roar, Jianghu was full of distress.

Xiaoyun, who had given Jianghu medicine, still couldn't help reporting her "grievances", hoping that Jiang Shu could return Jianghu's "innocence".

Jiang Shu and Feng Qingniang came down from Guiyun Mountain and went straight to Jianghu's yard.

At that time, Jiang Bei was shedding tears of "regret" to Jiang Hu.

Jianghu was wearing a mask, and the pure black mask-like thing without patterns covered most of his face, leaving only a pair of dark and cold eyes.

Jiang Shu entered the door and said, "What's wrong with you, second child?"

Jiang Shu has an unconvincing baby face, and his temperament is a bit bitch, but he is not without characteristics, sometimes he is simply like a stick.

Jianghu's mouth hurt so much that he didn't want to speak, Jiang Bei wiped his eyes and called out, "Father, mother."

"Why are you crying, little one? Alas, I feel so sorry for my father." However, this stick was only hard for three seconds, and he became a father-controller.

The corners of Jianghu's eyes twitched, and the coldness that flowed in his eyes like fluorescent light before was subsided in the blink of an eye, turning into a pool of stagnant water without ripples or lines.

Jiang Shu walked over to pick Jiang Bei up, walked to Jiang Hu and sat down, Jiang Hu moved away a little calmly.

As soon as Jiang Bei approached him, the shadow in his heart expanded infinitely like a black hole.

Feng Qingniang also came over, leaned down slightly, and looked at Jianghu intently: "Take off the mask and show it to mother."

There was a faint fragrance of purple on Feng Qingniang's body, and when she leaned slightly, she rushed towards her face. Jiang Hu seemed to be not prepared enough, so he covered it with his hands again, and the voice came out weakly through the mask: "It hurts, it's ugly. .”

Seeing that he had lost most of his words, Feng Qingniang knew that this time it was really in pain, so she glanced at Jiangbei: "What good did you do?"

Jiang Bei was about to defend himself, but when he thought of Jiang Hu scolding him, he pursed his lips and dared not say anything.

Jianghu didn't intend to intercede for him. On the contrary, he was wondering if he could take this opportunity to keep Jiangbei away from him. It wasn't that he didn't like Jiangbei, but that he wanted to pay a price. It was swollen, and his mouth hurt even more when he thought of this: "Mom, I might have some conflict with Xiaobei..."

Jiang Shudao: "Looks like some are in love with each other and kill each other."

Feng Qingniang gave Jiang Shu a slight sideways glance. Jiang Shu hugged Jiang Bei tightly and shrugged. The mallet has completely become an ornament.

Feng Qingniang stood up straight and said: "I didn't realize it in the past, but now it seems that your unlucky situation seems to have some reason."

Fortune and misfortune depend on each other, how can a cultivator not understand the mystery of twins?

When a person is born in this world, luck can still be done. Twin birth is a blessing and a curse. Although Jianghu was born, his luck was inevitably disturbed by Jiang Bei.

Jiang Hu: "Can I spend some time away from Xiaobei?"

Hearing this, Jiang Bei's eyes turned red again: "Little Fox..."

Feng Qingniang: "Are you going back to Yunshan?"

Jiang Hu shook his head: "I want to go to another world."

Although he and the Qilin Beast are "inseparable", it is the best place to go to another place.

A Bingdi lotus will wither because the branches can't bear it. He has already been affected by Jiang Bei's extreme luck. Staying together is tantamount to cannibalism. The little Jianghu is gone. If Jianghu continues like this, he will not lose his life It also lost a circle of meat.

Jiang Shu and Feng Qingniang could understand that although Jiang Hu's current identity is "Jiang's child", he has some "unknown origin", but blood is thicker than water. If Jiang Shu and his wife really want to ignore him, Jiang Hu It has long been lost by Jiangbei Pit.

Feng Qingniang said regretfully, "Have you thought about it?"

Jianghu lowered his head and thought for a while, then raised his head again and said, "Let Xiaobei study the formation well."

The successor needs to be presentable, although Jiang Shu is a decoration that doesn't fit well, but he has superb magic power, and Guiyun's swordsmanship is the most outstanding, Jiangnan Piansheng inherited this from him.

Feng Qingniang was the best at alchemy formations, and Jiangbei was uniquely gifted in formations. The big and the small were evenly divided, so that the ordinary Jianghu couldn't feel any resentment.

Resentment...needs capital, resentment...is a slap in the face.

And Jianghu only had a good reputation as the second young master, and he was a worthless person after all.

Jianghu moved to Bieyoudongtian in this way. On the day he went out, Jiangbei looked at him with misty eyes, with an expression of Jianghu being a cruel man, and almost looked down on Jianghu with goosebumps all over his body.

Fortunately, he has goose bumps all over his body, and he has been eating and living with him all the time. He has a strong relationship and will never leave Jianghu.

Jiang Nan didn't know his attitude towards this, and his face was sullen, but Jiang Hu could see the reluctance in his peach eyes.

Jianghu sighed silently, after all, it is sweet, who would be willing to part?

One side of the cave is arranged like a prison cell, not like a prison cell, because it is limited to one corner, not because the bed is warm in winter and cool in summer, Jiang Shu arranged it himself, and even the desk table was engraved with spells.

Not everyone can enter Bieyoudongtian, so Xiaoyun Jianghu can no longer be brought with him, and the burden is only rolled up and changed into clothes, Jianghu entered Bieyoudongtian under the eagerness of everyone.

In Bieyoudongtian, the fluorescence is as blue as green, and the tall figure of the Qilin beast seems unreal.

Jianghu wore a mask, and his five-year-old body was as small as in front of a mountain. He greeted it easily: "Meet you again."

Qilin Beast heard his voice was leaking: "Have you changed your teeth?"

As if delusional, Jiang Hu could hear a hint of joy in his voice: "Aren't you going to change?"

The Qilin beast has teeth, but it can't remember whether it has changed its teeth: "You show me."

"I didn't expect you to be this kind of Qilin beast." Jiang Hu concluded, "You are abnormal."

The Qilin beast breathed heavily, but Jianghu couldn't tell whether it was happy or angry: "I'm not a pervert, I just want to see you who have changed teeth."

Said it wasn't perverted. "It's not a tooth change. I accidentally fell and knocked it off two days ago."

Qilin Beast was very disappointed: "It's too careless... How come you come to live here suddenly?"

"Accompany you." In addition to the soft bed and desk, there is a shelf of books and some gadgets in the prison cell. These things don't take up much space. Jianghu threw away the burden at will, and lay on the bed to start his new day. The "decadence".

This kid is not very old, but he is quite capable of making serious jokes.

"Why don't you go to Guiyun Mountain to practice?"

Speaking of the topic, the lazy pores on Jianghu's body stood up like a stimulant, ready to yell at the Qilin beast at any time: "To what extent are you loyal to me? In other words... conceal my identity , is it also in the blood contract?"

"Anything that goes against your wishes, I did, is a betrayal."

"That's easy to say." Jiang Hu got up from the bed, dangling his two short legs and facing the Qilin beast: "I don't know how to practice, and I have to be happy in life. I just want to eat, drink, and sleep. I want to be comfortable. Naturally, you are forcing me against my will."

Where did this kid go through the space crack?Why is the laziness all over the body not decreasing but increasing, lazy to the bone?

"You have a lot of ambition, but have you ever thought about it? The reason why you can eat, drink and sleep peacefully today is because the Jiang family protects you in a comfortable and natural way. But once the Jiang family falls, what will happen to you?"

"You want to drink chicken soup for the soul?"

"I don't eat meat." Qilin Beast corrected severely: "Have you thought about it?"

Even though the beast's face was as big as a basin, as hard as cowhide, angry, joyful, sad, and stern, Jianghu still knew its seriousness from its tense breath.

The instant bitter breath was like a needle stuck in Jianghu's heart, and he felt a pain like blood sealing his throat: "You think the Jiang family will fall?"

"Through the day and night, misfortune and fortune are impermanent."

Jiang Hu jumped off the bed suddenly, and he said angrily: "Don't talk to me." At the end, he roared again: "Annoying."

No matter how loud the roar of a little furry boy with teeth leaking could not blow one eyelash of Qilin Beast: "Excuse me how many roads are there in Lingshan, there are more than one hundred and eight thousand, Jianghu, you have your own way."

Jiang Hu lay back on the bed again: "My way is simple and clear, wait for food, wait for drink, wait for death, you want me to help you return to heaven? Think too much."

The Qilin beast was not angry because of this, it has a good temper and has always been the best among the beasts.

Just a furry boy.

Jianghu didn't know that he was being ignored by a beast, he tossed and turned on the bed a little annoyed, and finally fell over somehow.

The author has something to say:

May I ask how many roads are there in Lingshan? There are more than one hundred and eight thousand.