You are a great CV!

"I also dreamed—"

"I, I, I, my phone vibrated, someone called me and I answered the phone!" Just as Yao Kun was about to continue talking, Bian's phone suddenly vibrated!This vibration is now a life-saving vibration for him!

"Hello!...Express delivery? Where can I get it?...Okay!" The courier worker was on the other end of the phone. After asking the address, Bian hung up the phone, and then said to Mike, "I will go to my delivery when it arrives." Express delivery, see you soon!"

Bian Yan stammered without panting, then hurriedly dropped the earphones and the computer and rushed out of the room like a wind!

OMG!

The little angel's confession today was too cruel. He said that he couldn't stand it and had to run away! qwq is wrong!What the hell is he running for! !You Shui tuned - teased him, shouldn't he have reversed - teased him back!Doesn't it seem that he is very spineless if he runs away at this time (are you sure he is not guilty?)? !

Forget it, he's out anyway, take the courier back first and then fight again!

But he didn't buy anything after returning home, so how could there be his express delivery?

After finally finding a place to deliver, Bian Yan looked at the big package that the courier took out in a daze!

What is this?Why this shape?Why is it so big?

"Is this a pillow?" Bian Yan held the thing in his arms, looked left and right, weighed it, it was quite heavy, what the hell is this thing?

The courier was a girl, and she blushed when she saw Bian Yan, but now she blushed even more when she heard Bian Yan talking to her.

Then she whispered, "I think...it's a quilt!"

Quilts and pillows are a perfect match!

puff!

After hearing what she said, Bian Yan was so relieved!

What the hell is it!Someone sent him a pillow and quilt for no reason?Be sick!

Then he asked the courier for a knife, and opened the courier directly at the place where the courier was going.

When the bag was opened, the first thing he saw...was a...foot?He touched that foot, rest assured that it was not a human foot but a furry foot of a doll (￢_￢), it turned out to be a doll, he was shocked!

Open the whole bag, and the doll's true body is revealed!

It's white!

"Wow! This is so cute!" Bian Chu excitedly rubbed Dabai's belly a few times, completely ignoring the gazes of the people around him!

Someone actually gave him a confession!This is good!Just in time to form a pair with the bear in his family!

son!Papa found you a boyfriend!

("▔□▔) No! Why is this statement so weird?!

Forget it!He has to take his son-in-law for a walk first!

Ever since, Bian Yan, who was so happy, carried the one-meter-long Dabai and wandered around the street, and even showed it around at the school gate. I took a taxi home under my eyes.

Like a mentally handicapped!

After getting into the taxi, Bian Yan generously gave ten yuan to the driver. (Note: Generally, it only costs five yuan from the county seat to their home, but a certain one hasn’t come back for a long time, so I don’t know the price, so he will give as much as the driver says.)

"Uncle, Ke Shilong gas station." Bian Yan buried his face in the big white and smiled sweetly, and with his face, it's like killing both young and old, and killing both men and women!

The uncle driver is cute in an instant!

"Brother Yao, are you late for class?" the driver asked while driving.

To go to Bian Yan's house, you have to pass through the entrance of a high school. The driver uncle is obviously confused by Bian Yan's face and that sunny smile!

"Cough! Uncle, I'm already 25, and I've already graduated!" Bian Yan scratched his head embarrassingly, pretending to be cute.

"Hey, it doesn't look like a fight! My family has just entered college. Brother Yao, have you worked yet? Is there a division of labor in school?" The uncle naturally began to chat with Bian.

"No division of labor, I just came home a few days ago and just came back from out of town."

"Then what major did you study?"

"Management Science."

"Yo! It's the same as what my daughter learned! Is it easy to find a job with this major? I'm afraid it won't be easy to find a job?"

"It's hard to find. I haven't looked for any job in this area. I'll look for other things later."

"Oh, it's a kind of thing, oh, it's a wave of fighting!" The uncle driver began to feel melancholy when he heard Bian Yan say that this major is not very easy to find a job. After Balabala said a lot, he suddenly changed the subject and said, "My big My daughter is the same age as you, and she also graduated and came out to work, earning more than 6000 a month, she is a policeman, and she is preparing to enter the military academy and combat troops."

Yay!Girl going to military school? !

Bian Yan couldn't help being in awe when he heard the words!

Thinking back when he just graduated, his mother wanted him to join the army, and he escaped by being beaten to death. I didn't expect a girl to have the courage to go in!Simply courageous!

"It's just that I haven't had a boyfriend. I want to find a girlfriend..." the driver continued.

Bian Yan was shocked when he heard this!

Σ(°△°|||)︴To suffer!How did you bring up this topic!Could this uncle want to find a better-behaved husband for his niece so that his niece can take care of him in the future, and it just so happens that he dressed very well today, so he fell in love with him!

"I just want to ask Brother Ha Yao, do you have a girlfriend? I want to introduce you to my daughter, what do you think?" The driver uncle asked with a smile.

"Er..." Bian Yan rubbed his face against the big white to hide the embarrassment on his face, and then said, "I..."

—Madam, I have liked you for a long time.

The words spoken by Yu Shui suddenly popped up in his mind.

Then, he blushed, and his blushing looked even more cute!

The "no" that reached the mouth naturally became "yes"

"I have." Although not a girlfriend.

"And we've been talking for a long time." Although it wasn't long.

what the hell!Why did he tell a lie so smoothly? ! !Bian Yan's honey juice has a guilty conscience...

he looks like……

"Oh, I said you don't have a girl! I'll introduce my girl to you!" The driver expressed his regret!It's rare to meet such a handsome and well-behaved boy, but he was bound by someone!What a pity! ←At first glance, this uncle is playing games!

It was only a 10-minute drive from the county seat to Bian Yan's house, and they chatted casually in the middle, and they arrived at the door of Bian Yan's house not long after.

Then Bian Yan deeply realized what it was like to brush his face!

"Oh, forget it, if you look good, you can get five yuan for it!" The driver uncle said with a smile, and asked Bian for five yuan, and Hululu drove away.

Bian Yan held Dabai in his left hand, held the money in his right hand and touched his face...

Ouch!He also has a day to brush his face! !

What a great day today!

After returning home with Dabai in his arms, Bian Yan ran to the kitchen to show off new toys.

"Hey! What is this? Which one bought it from you! It looks good!" Bian's mother also has a forever young heart, holding her son's doll and refusing to let go.

"I don't know! It seems to be a gift from someone who participated in a competition before."

"Hey, why are you still winning prizes in the competition!" Bian's mother couldn't believe it.

"Hey! Singing competition!"

Bian's mother's reaction after listening to it was like this→乀(ˉεˉ乀)...Go, go~Who's brat sings so badly, she dares to say that she participated in a singing competition and won a prize and beat the brat to death. She doesn't believe it!

"!!!" Bian Yan was furious!

"Mom, what kind of expression is that!"

"Ouch! Find some clothes to wear with this doll!" Bian's mother obviously ignored Bian, and was so excited that she hugged the doll and sent Bian to do coolies_(:зゝ∠)_

Tired and tired, Bian Chu went to the bedroom to look around, then picked up a sweater and went downstairs. When he walked to the doll with the sweater, he realized that Dabai's arms were too big!Can't fit in!

"My dad's clothes can be worn!" Bian Yan said decisively, and then he was disgusted.

"I don't know how to find a vest?!" Mother Bian loathed her stupid son so much!

OK, OK!Mom, you are right!

Bian Yan worked hard and went to find a small vest to put on Dabai, and then he was relieved.

He happily ran to the living room with Dabai in his arms, bounced upstairs and carried his two-meter-long son down, put the two dolls together and sat on the sofa, took pictures, and uploaded them on Weibo!

If there is something happy, you must share it with everyone, right?

Poor someone, he has been completely forgotten by him_(:зゝ∠)_

Yao Kun waited for more than two hours on the voice side, and finally heard movement in the earphones, the sound of doors opening, running, and rummaging through boxes. In short, he didn't hear a certain voice!

He fed a few times and no one answered, he almost died of panic!

Then pick up the claw machine, open Q, open Weibo...

Tangyi Paobao: Look at my son-in-law!handsome or not!They are simply made for each other! [dog]【Photo】There are more!I was blind dated today! !The so-called blind date means that when I took a taxi, the driver uncle actually asked me if I had a girlfriend who wanted to sell his daughter to me!Simply terrible!I just want to say, uncle, I just take a car!But the uncle is a good guy~ I gave him ten dollars and actually made up five dollars for me. He said I have a good face [shy]!Good life is safe!

Sweet Dream V: I'll do it!I always thought you were joking!There really is such a big doll!I don't even have a girl and you're still a man!

Lu Chujiu: Pfft! ! ! !Is a good person's life safe used in this kind of place!besides!Don't you find it strange that you found a male ticket for your son? !And son-in-law! →_→Sure enough, Tangtang, you, the father, was actually crooked in the first place, right?He also brags all day that he is straight!You see who will believe it!

Gentleman Yinuo 123: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻I am desperate for this face-seeking world! I am not only a gender but also a face! Mama, I want to go back to your stomach Remodeled!

Home Poison Steps to the World: Although I was born without a face on the ground!But I still feel that...it can't compare to Tangtang! !

Don't ask them how they know what Bian Yan looks like!

Ever since Tang Yi Pao Pao changed from a girl to a man, the people in the group shouted for him to take pictures!Then a very generous one threw a screenshot of the desktop into it...

Tangyi Cannonball-Fans: What's going on!Someone wants to snatch Tangtang qwq!

Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fans: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ It seems that Tangtang has exploded in photos!! Soap flakes will not be killed if you hand them over! @焦然梦[email protected]Lu Chujiu@君子一诺[email protected] ] Poison step the world

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times - Fans: Pfft!Calm upstairs! !Don't scare the adults away!Frighten away who will give us soap flakes! (ω) Dear authors, we have prepared shells!Soap flakes don't fry!

Tangyi Cannonball-Fans: Pfft!Upstairs, do you think you can cover up your irritability by saying this!

Ancient Ten Tribulations-fans: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻I'm sorry, your focus is wrong, hey! At this time, shouldn't you be the first Aite male god@古古十犯CV-Youshui! The male god is about to be snatched away by Mrs. Yu, why don't you hurry up and fight!

Ten Tribulations in Ancient Times-Fan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Fight and fight! Snatch all of Mrs. Yu's fight @古古十犯CV-Youshui!

Yao Kun raised his eyebrows when he came across this Weibo!

Someone wants to rob him of his wife...

Someone recommended female tickets to his wife.

Someone wants to rob him! !

Ancient Ten Tribulations CV-Youshui::) When he said he wanted to introduce a girlfriend to his wife, how did you answer, madam? //Tangyi Cannonball: Look at my son-in-law!handsome or not!They are simply made for each other! [dog]【Photo】There are more!I was blind dated today! !The so-called blind date means that when I took a taxi, the driver uncle actually asked me if I had a girlfriend who wanted to sell his daughter to me!Simply terrible!I just want to say, uncle, I just take a car!But the uncle is a good guy~ I gave him ten dollars and actually made up five dollars for me. He said I have a good face [shy]!Good life is safe!

When Bian Yan saw this repost, he hesitated for a moment.

Then he leaned against the "son" and "son-in-law" with some annoyance, looking at the claw machine staggeringly.

How should he answer?

When the driver asked him if he had a date, the first thing that popped up in his mind was Youshui...

But he can't just admit that "I said you are my partner" so openly, right?

When exactly did it start?

He often thinks about You Shui, when did he start?

never mind!If you can't think of it, don't think about it!

So he responded constructively.

Tangyi Cannonball: :) Guess what?Guess right and win a prize@古古十犯CV-Youshui

The author has something to say:

Hey hey!Don't ask me when they fell in love!I don't know (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ As a mother, I don't know when the two sons fell in love with each other! Anyway, they fell in love with each other! ╭(╯^╰)╮Please collect it! Otherwise, I will become a stepmother in a second!

In Chapter 21, he said: "After waiting for so many years, finally found the attending physician who treats your X indifference?"

Tangyi Paobao: Guess what?

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times CV-You Shui: Do you guess or not? //@汤衣炮装: Guess what?

Tangyi Paobao: Guess, I guess, can you guess? //@古古十犯CV-Youshui: Can you guess or not? //@汤衣炮装: Guess what?

Ten Tribulations of Ancient Times CV-You Shui: So should I guess or not? //@汤衣炮装: Guess, I guess, can you guess? //@古古十犯CV-Youshui: Can you guess or not? //@汤衣炮装: Guess what?

Tangyi Paobao: Ghost knows you! ! ! [Cursed]//@古古十犯CV-Youshui: So should I guess or not? //@汤衣炮装: Guess, I guess, can you guess? //@古古十犯CV-Youshui: Can you guess or not? //@汤衣炮装: Guess what?

Bian Yan looked at this Weibo conversation and expressed his pain. He got up and put his mobile phone away, carried his "son" and "son-in-law" and went upstairs slowly.

On the voice side, Yao Kun was looking at the phone and chuckling.

Tangtang, no, often, that day when his mother-in-law called a certain pet's nickname, he remembered it.

How can you always be so cute?

The more he flirts with him, the more cute he thinks, what's wrong with that?

In fact, if Yao Kun often went to various pia drama channels with the dubbing crew to show off, he would understand that Two-dimensional has a personality that is Bian Ni Jiangzi, who blows up when he is shy!

So in other words, a certain one is not fried but shy→_→

But the author won’t let him get this kind of thing, Yao Kun has to experience it himself ╮(﹀_﹀”)╭

He looked at the one that just replied "Ghost knows you!!!" and stroked his chin maturely, (;￢д￢) Although he is not young at all, should he guess or not?

...Uh, let's guess?

A certain one is really duplicity, he has to guess.

CEO Yao's mind was spinning rapidly, and he began to think about this big issue concerning the well-being of others!

Topic: The driver asked Mrs. Yu if he had a female ticket, and Mrs. Yu answered Yu Xianggong "guess", how did Mrs. Yu answer the driver?

solution:

① Mrs. Yu either said that there were no female votes, or that there were female votes.

Uh, why is he so upset whether someone said yes or no?

② Judging from Mrs. You's temper and her previous style of doing things, no matter whether he said yes or no, he should not hide it.This time, he responded very uncharacteristically with a "guess" that made people want to roll up their sleeves and fight, which proved that his reply to the driver made him unable to open his mouth.

Hypothesis: The content of the answer...will it be related to him?So a certain one is embarrassed to say?So a certain "guess" is actually shy?

I have to say that although President Yao is a bit embarrassed, he has the truth!

So in summary, A: Mrs. You's answer is "I have a male ticket!"

Driver (smiling): Brother Yao, do you have a female ticket?

Bian Yan (red face): Uncle, I have a male ticket.

Driver (with a dazed face): ... What did 0-0 just say?

Problem-solving teacher: (;￢д￢) God knows what just happened! ! !This kind of answer must be given a big red cross!Give me a duck egg, please!

Two fans: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ If you dare to cross the male god, we will cross you!

Yao Kun was complacent about his answer, so Madam's answer was that he was right!

Alas, it seems that his "manual for chasing people" was not in vain!

Will he be able to drag his wife into the kennel at this rate?

Oh, so shy!

His frigidity was cured by his madam, and madam must be responsible to the end!

boom!

Just when Yao Kun was holding his face and blinking his eyes, thinking wildly, he suddenly remembered that there was a loud door opening!He immediately put down his hands and pretended to be serious!

"Cough! Yan'an, won't you knock when you enter the door!"

Fall!If people saw him just now, would he still follow the route of a high-handed and domineering president!

Hey, has he been assimilated by Madam?

But after waiting for a long time, Yao Kun didn't hear his assistant's serious voice, he looked up...

The door is still closed, and he is still alone in the office...

So the door opening sound he just heard was not from his side?

Yao Kun looked at the penguin with the voice turned on, and sure enough, he saw the small green light in front of the other party's microphone light up occasionally, and he drew a wicked smile!

Ma'am, if you use me as a shield, don't even try to let go of this shield!

"Hey... Why would I want to fight a man? This is unscientific..." There was a vague voice from the other end.

Yao Kun blinked and blinked, this action on his elite face is really against the law!

What did he just... hear?

Want to fight?

Does wanting to fight mean thinking about it?Equivalent to caring?

"Er Zai, are your father and I dating online?" Bian Yan hugged his "Er Zai" and rubbed it, "Oh~ Er Zai, you don't know, do you? I don't know either, either?"

"It's okay to fall in love... But it's a man... How can you fall in love with the same gender?!"

Bian Yan is worried, worried, his head is graying with worry!

This Yao Kun almost stretched out his Yao Kun hand!

No! ! !How to fall in love with different genders is the correct way to say it!

Before Yao Kun finished roaring, there was another soft sigh from the other end.

"Today, when someone asked me if I had a girl, why would I want to fight? It's strange!" Bian Yan stared at his son with big black eyes for a long time, and finally got angry, "Tao! Don't think about it! I'm too lazy Think! Son, sleep with your boyfriend!"

A man confesses his love to another man every day... How can this be unreliable, okay?

Does You Shui like him, his novels, or his face?

You Shui said that he wanted to know him and get to know him because of his novels. In other words, You Shui approached him because of his novels...

What if one day he stopped writing novels?

Bian Chan paused for a moment when he pulled the stool away, and suddenly felt a little panicked in his heart!

"Test!!!" Bian Yan let out a sigh of relief!

Paralysis, why is he so hypocritical? !

He is still a child!Why think so much!If you have the energy to think about these unreliable things, you might as well think about the plot!

Bian Yan kicked the pile of paste out of his head, then pulled out the chair and sat down to continue coding.

So this story tells us that it is not good to talk about likes and loves every day. If you talk too much about your lover, you will start to doubt your lover.

However, N years later, when a certain BOSS stopped telling him likes and loves, and put those feelings into action, a certain BOSS regretted it~ He didn't even have to listen to the confession!Of course this is something to do later!

Bian Yan put on his earphones, turned on Kugou, prepared to listen to some sad ancient music to add to the atmosphere, and wrote a chapter about abuse, then he heard the voice of a boss coming from the earphones.

"How to fall in love with different genders?"

There was a sudden thump in Bian's heart!

Hey!

What the hell, he actually forgot that his penguin had been turned on and the voice was on, so Yushui heard everything he just said to his son oh no, he refused!

"..." Bian Yan wisely chose to remain silent, pretending not to be there!

Give him a thumbs up (la) for his wit (yu) wisdom (chun)!

Yao Kun knew that he was listening, although he didn't get a reply, but what he heard today was enough for him to go to heaven for a month, so he didn't care, and continued on his own: "Madam, admit it, you like me gone."

Pui, I will like you, a stinky man on the Internet who has a black belly and likes to dig holes for me.

↑The above is Bian's inner answer

If one ignores his sudden blushing earlobes, the author would almost believe it.

"I said I like it, not just talking."

Article [-] of the "Handbook for Chasing People"!

④ Take advantage of the victory and pursue!If the other party feels loose or feels a little bit, don't care about the atmosphere, don't care about the occasion, even if you are in a public toilet, you have to take advantage of the victory and pursue the difficulties to face the difficulties and confess bravely!If there is no one around, please remember to talk about love, and you must coax your hands first before talking!There's plenty of later time to show romance or something!Even better if there are people around!Please believe that the power of the masses cannot be underestimated!Didn’t see so many news reports that XXX placed some candles in XXX school to prevent pregnancy? Did the proposal succeed!If you coax it, you will be successful!

Note: I wish you success as soon as possible and live a life of sex-blessing~ If you succeed in chasing someone, please remember to like and praise the "Manual of Chasing People"~

Yao Kun flipped the post-it note on the edge of the table, and decisively tore off the post-it note!

Although the manual says how to pursue the victory, it doesn't say how to pursue the victory if the opponent activates the "self-entanglement" mode!

do not care!

Although I don't know what Chang was thinking of, and he sighed so much just now, but judging from the appearance of "I'm really happy today" at any time, he must have started to hide in the horns. He has to drag people out of the horns before they get in!

Moreover, even if he is cold and indifferent, even if he has never been in a relationship, he can still keenly sense that now is a good time to confess!

Bian Yan blinked, and held his breath involuntarily!Desperately press down on the chest □□ jumping sika deer!

Test!Jump a P ah jump!Don't jump around like this at a time like this, okay?I can hardly breathe because of you jumping around! (Obviously you held your breath, okay?(﹀_﹀")╭)

↑Bian Yan looked at his chest and spat fiercely!

What is he happy about?

Didn't You Shui tell him he likes it every day?Shouldn't he be tired of hearing it?Why was he not so excited when he heard the confession in the past, pui mumbled, but he always had a blank face when he heard the confession before, what the hell is going on with his heart beating so fast today!

"Ma'am, I really like you." Yao Kun took a deep breath, and then mustered up the courage to go!

"Perhaps at first I fell in love with you because of the world you wrote in your novels. I didn't like you purely. I wanted to hook you up and read the text in advance." Yao Kun paused, "but not now."

"Now I just want to drag you back to my kennel and lock you up, hold you, kiss you, touch you, kiss you all over your body, then fuck you, press you down and bully you hard, let you go for a few days I can't get out of bed for several nights..."

Bian Yan: Pfft! ! !Hey Hey hey! ! ! qwq, shut up, shut up! !To stage the rhythm of the eighteen bans! This is it! ! !If you confess, just confess well, can you not be so cruel!Do you know that you can't find a wife like this!

("▔▔▔) Although, it seems, maybe, probably...he was not looking for a wife...

But you should be more reserved, how can he agree to you like this!If he agrees to you now, wouldn't it appear that he really wants to be XXOOed by you? !

pui! !

Bian Yan spat at himself again!

The horoscope has not been written yet!Why did he only think of promise!

"You may not believe it. I have never slept with anyone. It can even be said that I have no sexual interest in those people, whether they are men or women."

Huh?Is this the legendary X indifference?It turns out that little angel Yushui is also a virgin!

(;￢д￢) The focus is wrong, hey!

"But when I heard your voice for the first time, I felt that this is the person. The person I have been waiting for for so many years is you..."

Bian Yan couldn't help but speak when he heard this.

He said: "After waiting for so many years, finally found the attending physician who treats your frigidity?"

Yao Kun: ...

How the hell can you keep confessing? Author, come out and I promise I won’t kill you! ! ← Don't doubt, Yao Kun is also blown up!

It's true that he is cold and cold, but Madam, can you stop saying it so bluntly!This is about a man's self-esteem!

So, I don't know if you can see it.

Yao Kun's first confession, suddenly!

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A small theater that is not a small theater:

Yao Kun (Xiemei): Madam, let’s talk about how to cure my frigidity!

Bian Yan (indifferent): Look!I bought you sex-love-wa-wa!Go Pikachu!

Yao Kun: == Ma’am, you won!

Bian Yan (tsundere face): That must be done!Sacrificing myself to heal you, you treat me as a fool, heh heh!

Yao Kun: ...

I can't bear it, I don't need to bear it anymore!Let's go down first!

The author has something to say:

Oops, bad start!Hahahahaha!

Don't ask me why I don't let them love each other, because I want to cheat more to collect hhhhho(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓Come on, little angels, remember to collect~ If you have a lot of collections, the stupid author will be happy and let them together~

I want to whet my appetite, hit me, hit me~

╭(╯ε╰)╮Ask for favorites.

Hey, by the way, I want to advertise my novel "The Snow Stops in the Wind"! →_→That's a big abuse text!real!Seek to collect~

Finally, let me tell you about a public group~ There may be authors you like in it, and it may not be so!

Penguin group: 476289619, welcome to join, there are cute authors and ahem... unspeakable things, huh?